After memorizing the book, I am super strong

"What?" Xie Gongxuan, who didn't understand the other party's question, asked, "Who discovered the real identity of your dog man?"

Osamu Dazai, who smoothed his hair casually, tilted his fingers by an almost imperceptible amount, as if he was seriously recalling something: "Ah, playing stupid doesn't work. Let me think about what you said yesterday—" Sure enough, Osamu Dazai, the dog man, is like this, right?"

Xie Gongxuan, who suddenly remembered something, fell silent, as if yesterday... it happened.

She briefly recalled the degree of vengeance of the man in front of her, and came to the conclusion that the best way at this time is to change the subject very naturally.

"...Actually, sometimes we don't need to care about details so much. I suddenly remembered an important thing. I seem to have left something at yesterday's party—oh, how could it be so important?"

Dazai, who pretended not to notice her intention, followed the trend: "If I'm not mistaken, it's a book, right?"

"Yes, although I finally chose the simple and direct method of gifting a house, I have sent "The Complete Book of Gifts" into the recyclable trash bin, but I haven't studied the "Complete Book of Raising Cats" that I didn't bring back. ah!"

Saying that, Xie Gongxuan herself felt heartbroken.

"Are you going to raise a cat? It's unbelievable." Osamu Dazai showed his distrust with a slightly raised ending sound, "Your daily life is not missing three meals a day, which is considered a good habit. right?"

"...Did you invisibly mock me just now?"

Xie Gongxuan, who had just finished asking back, began to regret, could this be called invisible ridicule, it was so tangible that it was thrown in her face.

"How come, it's just a reasonable doubt." He said, with gentle pleasure in his eyes, "After all, a cat is fed and cleaned regularly, checked regularly, cares about many details, and even cares about its psychological state... the doll is dirty If you throw it all in the washing machine, you will probably find it troublesome soon."

Xie Gongxuan, who thought about this scene seriously, paused: "...Although your words are very similar to the parents in the TV series, I suddenly feel that it makes sense."

"If you think it's correct, don't look for it~" Dazai finally concluded, "Anyway, that book can no longer be used because it collided with Roasted Whole Lamb in yesterday's chaos."

Xie Gongxuan looked puzzled: "Wait, this is the real reason why you stopped me?!"

Although it seems to have been discovered, Dazai has no intention of repenting at all, and still makes a suggestion in a good mood: "Well, don't you have a white cat in your store? If you want to hire someone to keep a cat, you might as well tease that one— —”

But his idea was terminated by Xie Gongxuan.

"Ah, I found a more convenient way——" She turned over happily and sat on the side of the bed, "I'm a cat. I don't have a name yet."

After reading Natsume Soseki's "I Am a Cat", she successfully transformed herself into a pure black cat, pressing the flat quilt into a small whirlpool.

Seemingly feeling that this state is really good, Gong Xuanmiao even stretched her paws, the fluffy and warm feeling all over her body seemed to urge her to roll over in the quilt.

But she didn't do that, because the puzzled Dazai asked helplessly: "Huh? Is it not good to be a human being?"

Gong Xuanmiao patted the quilt with her claws with her nails closed, and there was an almost inaudible sound of fabric: "Although it looks like this, I still have a human heart - a certain guy looks grand, but in reality superior……"

Just when she hadn't finished hinting "Today's Dazai is also a dog", the other party suddenly approached slowly, and Gong Xuanmiao, who still remembered the sad story of "Disqualification in the world can be spread by cloth", stood before him put his hand on the quilt. Miao jumped into the air on the shelf next to him.

Although the posture is very handsome, but the suddenly lowered angle of view and insensitive body made her gloriously and tragically hit the shelf, and then fell tragically to a height of about [-] centimeters, playing a song called The tragic movement of "grabbing the ground with the head".

What kind of tragic retribution is this? It came too fast, right?

He fell down before he even finished speaking ill of others!

"Hey, what a terrible jumping technique—do you need me to lift you up?" Dazai, the culprit next to him, squatted down, but didn't touch her directly.

"No, no, no, there is no problem at all at this level~" She shook her cat's head, thinking it was okay.

In order to make herself a cat who can speak human language and use supernatural powers, she chose Natsume Soseki's supernatural powers, so if Dazai touches them, it will be a wonderful scene of being transformed into a living person.

"Ah, what a pity, do I need to take you out?" Dazai paused, waving his fingers in a circle, with an expression of regret that was not hard to see.

"Let's go, I'm going to rub Mr. Fukuzawa's dried fish!" She waved her paw excitedly.

……

"It's finally here, you unpunctual bandage maniac, today's commissions have piled up a lot!"

As soon as he entered the door, he heard Kunikida Doppo's voice. He hurried towards the door, looking as if he was facing an enemy.

"Let's go now—wait a minute, where did this cat come from?" He looked suspiciously at the pure black Gongxuan behind Dazai.

As for why it is pure black, it is probably to form a sharp contrast with the pure white downstairs.

"You can understand that I brought it from home—" Dazai seemed to organize his words in distress, "Ah, it looks like today is another busy day. What is the commission?"

"Catch the thief." Kunikida opened the notepad, and spread out a page in a place where Dazai would be most recognizable, "It's just like this recently, a bunch of trivial tasks—well, it will be too late if you delay any longer."

He pushed his glasses, and just stepped out the door, next to Osamu Dazai who obviously lost all energy.

After Osamu Dazai finally put Gongxuan Miao in the door and said, "I can't help it, I'm leaving first." After saying that, she smoothly started looking for the president and his little fish.

The specific way to find it is to learn how to meow next to his office.

And the effect of this trick can be described as immediate results.

Before she could yell a few more times, the door opened. Fukuzawa Yukichi, who looked serious and neatly dressed in kimono, held a plate of dried fish in his hand.

It looks like it has just been unpacked. The attractive aroma and beautiful color of commercial food are like a little hand that can stir the stomach, easily hooking the soul of Gong Xuanmiao.

While she was happily enjoying the food and clearly heard the sound of crunching food passing from her cheeks, President Fukuzawa also successfully learned from a few people next to her that she was not an unknown cat and let her eat here After picking things up, I went back to the office.

After eating a few small dried fish, several girls also came over to feed different snacks.

"Ah, so cute, I invite you to eat!" A female clerk quietly refills her meal.

This is really a good operation of earning a lot of money, eating and drinking!

"Can I touch my head!"

The girl stretched out her claws happily, but the ending she ushered in was a cruel dodge.

Gong Xuanmiao, who took the snacks, jumped onto the window sill proudly. No one knew who she was anyway, and she jumped to the other end of the glass—the sun was just right, curling up into a briquette to sleep must be a good life... Or cat life experience.

"Wow, run away after eating, what a scumbag." The female clerk complained quietly, but still gave her a gentle look, turned and went to work.

Being a scumbag...it's a lot of fun.

Whether it's a cat or a human, it would be nice if they could be this happy every day.

She turned around on the spot, the sun was warm and warm, and because of her black fur, her whole body was quickly warmed up by the sun.The dust in the air becomes obvious under the bright light, and it seems that as soon as you stretch out your claws, you can gather the drifting dust into your arms together with the quiet wind.

Quiet and peaceful.

Until she heard something at the tip of her ear.

It's the kind of thin biscuit, and it's probably the sound of a chocolate-coated biscuit being bitten from one end.

Pocky!Who is eating Pocky!

She turned around and almost hit the glass next to her.When he squeezed into the room again through the gap in the window just now, the hair on his body was also messed up a lot.

It really was you - Luanbu.

She approached the source of the sound without hesitation, and jumped onto the desk of the other party.

Subconsciously throwing the snacks into his arms, Ichigo made random steps: ...

Gong Xuanmiao with a sincere expression: ...

The scene was suddenly quiet until Ranpo put on his glasses.

"Ah, so it's you." Ranbu sat up a little bit, "A detective still wants to remind you that if you become a cat, you can't eat pocky."

She leaned over: "It's okay! Don't treat me carelessly. Even if the poisoning still has two hours to attack!"

The employee holding the document next to him staggered and almost fell to the ground: the cat talked!This cat speaks human language... What happened, who am I and where am I... Ah, forget it, Armed Detective Agency, anything is possible.Normal mind. Normal mind.

After the employee with a blank expression left, Gong Xuanmiao still sincerely stared at Luanbu who took another bite of Pocky.

"Although I appreciate your spirit of sacrifice—"

The interruption from Gongxuan was sure to come: "Mango mousse! If you can't eat it, I will show my original shape on your table!"

After being silent for a few seconds, Ranbu still handed over a pocky, and at the same time said in a tone of "it's fine no matter what"——

"...If you get poisoned, you should quickly turn back into a human. Even a detective doesn't want to accept a commission about a food-poisoned cat."

"learn."

She raised her chin and gnawed, and slid one paw vaguely in the air, as if trying to find a point of leverage, but the tilted Pocky couldn't provide a place to hold it down at all.

At last she came to herself suddenly.

"I think you can calm down a bit." She began to perform force analysis, "It always feels weird."

Luanbu squinted his eyes, and fed himself food with the other hand: "Ah, cats who ask too much don't have snacks—"

"Really, I think you will cherish this good opportunity to improve your cat feeding skills and finally let Mr. Fukuzawa surprise you."

"..." Luanbu, who was sitting on his back and lacked energy, suddenly sat up a little bit straighter, "Okay, what posture do you think is better?"

……

After eating a bunch of snacks non-stop, Ranbu began to look through the entrustment in his hand.After seeing a few messages, I turned over that page.

Crashing, gently, the sound of pages turning.

Then it repeats, and repeats.

The dizzy Gong Xuanmiao picked up a page: "Now you remind me of the intense pain of a student who gave me the correct answer when I hadn't finished reading the questions during the class when I accidentally took a physics competition in high school. feel--"

"Huh? Are you going to do a field trip?" Ranbu suddenly pulled out a page of documents.

"What is this?" She leaned over.

Ah, sure enough, the detective agency has received a lot of trivial commissions recently.

Help grandma find a cat or something? !

"I didn't intend to deal with such a simple and troublesome case at all, but if you are here, you should be able to simulate the cat's trajectory all the way."

Ranpo put the file on the table.

"Tool cat!"

She immediately refuted this idea, and suddenly remembered Osamu Dazai's mockery of her confrontation before, and decided to hone her skills as a cat.

"Tools are fine, let's go!"

……

Next, she experienced the real schoolmaster's quick answer.

The angle at which the leaves are inclined, the dust falling from the wall, the mottled marks on the soil... Even with the combination of computer technology, it may take a long time to calculate, and the cat's trajectory can be seen at a glance.

In fact, it was of no use at all, and Gong Xuanmiao, who actually jumped over the wall, began to doubt Maosheng.

"Can this wall really be jumped on? Are you bluffing me?" She asked sincerely.

"No, so the cat must have escaped from there."

Gongxuan Meow:? ? ?

"Aren't you a kind and gentle angel on earth, so you can also laugh at me? Wait, I can't run now..."

He followed the trajectory with random steps, and finally waited for her, then turned around and replied.

"It's better to solve the incident quickly."

As a result, within an hour, they returned to the detective agency again.

Shocking resolution speed ah.

Gongxuanmiao went to the window again to close herself... to bask in the sun.

The sun climbing to the middle of the sky sprinkled the golden brilliance mixed with a unique temperature to the world.

The bright light and shadow reminded her of the barbecue stall downstairs when she was a child, and the meat and vegetables were carefully cut before putting them on the grill.Just like the light being cut by the sparse leaves now—it’s the same, with the heat mixed with fragrance rushing towards the face, making the whole body, including the mood, warm and harmonious.

It was also at this time that she saw two familiar people.

It was Dazai and Kunikida who had gone out before.

"I really don't want to show my detective certificate for an ordinary thief—if there is another situation where the thief is chased into the residential area and all the residents are shouted out, I must immediately change my partner—"

Kunikida-san, today is also a day of being very angry.

"Oh, isn't it inevitable that thieves flee to the residential area—"

Osamu Dazai seems not to be a man today.

"If you went to patronize when you saw few flowers and plants, we would have caught him long ago!"

While the two of them were talking, Gong Xuanmiao ran downstairs at the speed of jumping over the wall, and she would reach the second floor in a while. Her plan was to take a leap of faith from the window sill over there, so that Dazai would take a leap of faith for her. Jumping technicians don't treat each other with admiration for three days——

Wonderful idea!

And beside the claws, she had reached the window sill on the second floor, and she finally realized why Luanbu was so busy solving the case quickly.

A burst of dizziness told her that food poisoning had occurred, whether it was accelerated by exercise or natural circulation in the body, in short, she was suddenly added to the debuff.

And when she realized this serious problem, she had already fallen down with the bleak posture of a stiff cat landing on the ground like a stone, quite like falling off the shelf before.

history it...

Always amazingly similar!

The two people below also noticed the high-altitude parabola on the second floor, and with Kunikida's cry "Your cat fell", she was successfully caught by Osamu Dazai.

And the moment it fell into his arms, it turned into a human.

The sudden fall caused a cloud of light and shadow.

With her black hair scattered behind her back, and the strength from Dazai's embrace was exceptionally clear, she realized that she had successfully contributed to the strange scene of looking at each other and being confused on three sides.

Finally, she smiled awkwardly and politely, and decided to adjust the atmosphere.

"Are you surprised, your big cutie fell from the sky!"

The author has something to say:——

Gong Xuan: Let me adjust the atmosphere... The adjustment was successful!

(From the doubts of three people to the indifference of one person)

Kunikida:? ? ?

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I used Natsume's teacher's skill to skin a wave today

"My generation is a cat. Name, not yet."

From "I am a cat" by Natsume Soseki