After memorizing the book, I am super strong

The man who attacked was taken away by two people from the Supernatural Secret Service Section. This matter should have nothing to do with them.

Xie Gongxuan who was thinking this way saw something in Dazai's hand as soon as she turned her head.

"Wait, isn't this the explosion/explosion/thing just now, when did you walk along?!"

Although he has always known that he is dexterous, it is too exaggerated to take away contraband in front of so many people.

"Just now, when they were all staring at that man. Don't worry, it's only a small part." Dazai Osamu looked at the things in his hand, gradually lost interest, and threw them on the table casually, "It doesn't seem to be anything special. , came to attack people from the Secret Service with something like this?"

Xie Gongxuan looked at the dangerous items on the table and suddenly had a headache, and then tapped him on the shoulder: "So I should sell/loot it!"

Finally, she resigned herself to her fate and said:

"People are like autumn birds who have faith, and things are like spring dreams without a trace."

With the end of her last word, the little dangerous item on the table just disappeared.

"Did Gongxuan miss me today—" Dazai didn't care about the dangerous item at all, pulled his bow tie, and moved closer to Xie Gongxuan, "Well, I know the answer is yes, which one do you want the most?" part?"

Xie Gongxuan thought for a while: "Hey? This question is hard to answer, can you think about it?"

Dazai leaned back sullenly: "Of course not."

Xie Gongxuan decided to comfort Zai, who was only sad because of her wrong answer, and patted his head, the touch of his hand was warm and soft: "Ah, you won't work the day after tomorrow, right, so go to your house to play games?"

However, when Dazai heard the word "home", he was visibly stiff.

"Actually, going to your house to play is also a good choice—"

"Don't be so troublesome. I have installed the hardware and software last time, and I can play directly after opening it. Come and see my cactus."

Dazai:! ! !

……

Although he gave up just like that, Tsujimura Fukatsuki noticed that there was still a stack of materials about Xie Gongxuan on Ango's desk, and sometimes he would suddenly look through it in silence, with an attitude that focused on seriously studying important cases.

Didn't the seniors completely give up on this idea?

This doubt that has troubled her for many days finally came one day when she passed by and heard "He seems to be asleep but his hands are still writing something" Ango muttered "It's very frightening, Dazai actually has a girlfriend..." Time to get an answer.

Tsujimura Fukatsuki: ... So senior, are you just a pure gossip soul burning up?And it seems that there is still a little inexplicable reconciliation?

……

However, at this time, the central character Osamu Dazai is thinking about how to survive the accidental death of the cactus.

So today, he arrived at the office on time, which is rare.Let's see if we can make this matter go away with the help of foreign aid - even if we are still found out, if we want to apologize, the choice of gift is also a problem.

"Mr. Ranpo—" Dazai turned to Ranpo who was biting a candy next to him.

The other party blinked her beautiful green eyes, and then said suddenly: "Don't think about it, just tell little Gongxuan, she won't scold you."

After a pause, Luanbu tore open another bag of chocolate beans: "I'll beat you at most."

Osamu Dazai's expression froze for a moment, and his partner, Kunikida, was already at work.

He quietly drifted behind Kunikida: "Kunikida-kun—"

"Say something."

"If Gong Xuan..."

"Don't listen, you don't want to give me any more dog food."

Then Kunikida began to type and chant while typing on the computer screen, and his will to completely block Dazai Osamu's voice was very firm.

"Wow, it's really cruel...to treat my partner like this." Dazai knocked his head on the table angrily, and decided to use a strike to appease his mood.

"It's a pity—it can't be helped, after all, you usually have to say a lot of things that make Kunikida-kun a headache when you mention the word Gongxuan—owwow." He swallowed the whole pudding in one gulp, "It's really useless, Dazai-kun. Little Gongxuan might as well choose me."

"Hey! How can this be!"

Dazai retorted weakly, the office door opened suddenly, Haruno Haruko who walked in was holding a stack of materials that the president asked her to send over.

"Ah, Miss Haruno—do you have any suggestions if you want to compensate Gong Xuan——"

"! Scumbag."

Then a large pile of documents flew towards Dazai's head.Dazai, who was lying on the table and pretending to be dead just now, dodged at a bizarre speed, and even caught the pile of documents.

But it was not faster than Haruno Kirako slamming the door and leaving.

Dazai:? ? ?

What happened started from the chat records of that day.

Although she doesn't own a cat, Xie Gongxuan, who has always had this idea, accompanied Haruno Qiluozi, who already has a master at home, to purchase cat food. Facing a large shelf of cat toys and decorations, Haruno Qiluozi's real name was moved.

"Wow, look at this, it's so fluffy, the cat must like it." She said positively.

Xie Gongxuan poked the cute little ball and agreed: "I like it too!"

Then she put it in her shopping basket.

Haruno Qiluozi was stunned: "Speaking of which, does little Gongxuan have any thoughts about her future?"

"Planning? It should be clearing the super-difficult adventure game at hand first! I've been stuck there for a long time, and I'm angry."

Qi Luozi silently admired the life of the boss who doesn't care about anything and lives leisurely every day: "I'm talking about raising cats and dogs, getting married and raising children!"

Xie Gongxuan was lost in thought.It's a good choice to keep a cat. In fact, dogs are also good. Why don't you just collect a bunch of information about keeping pets right now.

I haven't thought about getting married yet—but it must be very painful to have a baby, nine months.

A life that cannot be played freely is incomplete. Nine months...you can use the ability to speed up time directly, but I heard that childbirth is super painful and there is a risk of death. Is there a sentence that can be painless and simple? Take it out?

But there is no way to cut the umbilical cord if you simply take things from a distance...

Sure enough, there are a lot of problems to worry about!Read more!

Seeing that Xie Gongxuan hadn't spoken for a long time, Haruno Qiluozi poked her face with the small ball: "Hey? What are you thinking?"

Xie Gongxuan was stunned: "I was thinking about how to get the baby out."

Qi Luozi:! ! !

Reminiscent of what Xie Gongxuan said that day, "Actually, his body is also covered in bandages", Qi Luozi imagined a scene about a scumbag cheating himself and cheating his heart, and finally didn't want to be responsible for making an unreasonable request for an abortion.

Unexpectedly, that Dazai, who looks like a dog, is actually such a werewolf. At this moment, she must appease Gong Xuan's hurt heart.

"If you need help, you must tell me! We will all do justice for you!"

"Hey? If possible. Do you have any information on how to raise a cat?"

Is it necessary to rely on this method to divert the pain? Qi Luozi burst into tears: "Yes! Even if you don't have it, I will find it for you. By the way, whatever you want to eat today, I invite you—"

Confused and flattered, Xie Gongxuan shrank her neck, and instinctively told her that Qi Luozi in front of her seemed to have made up something extraordinary: "Although I don't know what you are thinking, but I think this may be a misunderstanding—"

In the end, she didn't think it was a misunderstanding but felt even more distressed by Xie Gongxuan. After shopping, she bought a lot of cat toys and packed them and delivered them to the door of Xie Gongxuan's house. I help" or something.

Xie Gongxuan: ...?

……

Dostoevsky stood in the depths of the alley, in front of a rusty iron box, his fingers slowly pressed the password, as if a royal nobleman was holding its crown so naturally and calmly.

The box was opened, and there was a specially modified communicator inside. There was only one specific channel inside, and the moment the box was opened, there was a buzzing sound.

"Long time no see." He said into the communicator.

"Oh, sure enough, you can be contacted in this way." On the other end of the walkie-talkie was a young boy's nice voice.

Fyodor sighed softly: "It really was you, how did you find me?"

The tone of Dazai on the opposite side was slightly raised, and he was quite enthusiastic about telling stories to others: "Yesterday, a man with a lot of courage attacked the senior staff of the Supernatural Secret Service Division. It really puzzled me...so I took a special look at him The model of the explosive/explosive/thing on his body looks familiar no matter what he looks at—he actually got the arms traded by the port mafia and overseas underground."

"...Really, what a bold man." Fyodor's tone didn't change at all, and he didn't sound too concerned.

Dazai's good mood didn't seem to be affected: "Right, I think so too. As far as I know, this type of explosives/explosions/things are reserved for their own use, so how did they get traded to the external market? What about—'little mouse that took the goods'?"

Fyodor probably understood why he got a row of codes, and the destination pointed to by that row of codes was the reason for this special communicator.

"Ah, through the middle transaction route, we found the place we must pass in reverse, and then left a code that is only related to you and me. Naturally, only you and I can crack the code—it's really good wisdom."

"Oh, is it a compliment from you who can develop an intelligence-gathering organization to such a degree in a short period of time? Then I will accept it."

Fyodor raised a shallow smile: "But guessing what happened doesn't mean you have evidence. Even if you have evidence, it doesn't mean you can catch me?"

"Of course that's clear—so I'm not here to tell you that today."

"Ah, really." Fyodor tilted his head.

"—I just want to ask you, what should I do if I accidentally break the cactus that my girlfriend gave you?"

The question from Dazai was very serious.

"..."

Dostoevsky remained silent.

After a while, Osamu Dazai heard his voice again.

"If this is the case, make a little trouble for a small organization, and let them discover information about her naturally, such as possessing 'special abilities' or 'powerful weapons' - that organization is best to have long-range The ability to strike."

Osamu Dazai probably understood what he meant: "...Is that so, this is your method?"

"Well, when that small organization is about to hurt her, wrap the prepared another pot of cactus and throw them out one after the other. The other party will destroy the cactus first, and because of relaxation when eliminating hidden dangers, It’s too late to react quickly to the bomb/bomb—at this time, you will naturally go up to save her and say something like ‘It’s a pity, such an important cactus’, and she will naturally not blame you, nor will she find out that it is broken The cactus is not the original one."

"..."

This time it was Osamu Dazai who was silent.

When Dostoevsky was holding the communicator and was about to leave feeling bored, Osamu Dazai replied.

"What, it's no wonder you're single—but I'm relieved, because you can't rob someone from me."

Then he cut off the communication.

Fyodor froze for a moment, then dropped the communicator.

Afterwards, Ivan pushed open the door of the boss's room inside the Rat of the Dead organization.

"Master, things have settled—"

Ah, the master is biting his nails again.

The author has something to say:——

Ango: The soul of gossip is burning

Rice ball: (biting nails) (suddenly wronged)

(Obviously suggested with intentions)

Gong Xuan: So what did you imagine? ? !

Qi Luozi: (holding hands and looking at teary eyes) Don't be afraid, we are here.

——Today is the skill used to make items disappear.

From a poem by Su Shi whose name is Lao Chang

"On the [-]th day of the first lunar month, Pan Guo Ersheng and Pan Guo Ersheng went out to the suburbs to find spring. Suddenly remember that they went to the Queen's City on the same day last year to write poems and rhymes."

It means that the traces of things disappear like a big spring dream.

"People are like autumn birds who have faith, and things are like spring dreams without a trace."