After memorizing the book, I am super strong

"Ah, so the president arranged Mr. Kunikida to be your partner." Xie Gongxuan didn't understand the situation during this time, so she lit a candle for Kunikida Doppo in her heart, and at the same time put chess pieces on the table, "Hahahaha I If you hit four in a row, you're done!"

It was a backgammon battle of dignity, and she was about to win.

"Hey, yes, I'm going to work tomorrow." Osamu Dazai said regretfully, "Oh, sorry, Five Stars!"

"What?!" Xie Gongxuan looked at the position of his bet, and was surprised to find that Osamu Dazai had indeed won, "Did you secretly release it while I was not paying attention?"

"Huh? How is it possible? Isn't I the most upright man in Gong Xuan's heart?"

"...Who gave you the courage to say such a thing." Xie Gongxuan was furious for a while, "Ahhhh, I'm not playing anymore—by the way, where do you live now?"

"Ah, it's a new residence nearby. Gongxuan wants to help decorate it, what a wonderful 'old lover'!" Osamu Dazai moved his head excitedly.

"Who has become an 'old lover' with you?!" Xie Gongxuan was so frightened by the sudden approaching face that she almost threw the chessboard over.

"It's just a metaphor, a metaphor, and Gongxuan didn't deny that she was going to help, so thank you in advance!" Osamu Dazai smiled triumphantly, leaning back on his seat, his pretty eyes full of anticipation.

"No, I'm busy now, you know." Xie Gongxuan pushed her long black hair back from her shoulders, while pretending to be an elite in the workplace.

"Ah, really!" Osamu Dazai was surprised, "But I saw that you have been online for three hours today."

……

So in the end Xie Gongxuan still stood downstairs.When helping her open the car door, Osamu Dazai looked like a normal person.

But when he holds the steering wheel.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

"Desperate, it's me who drove past you!"

"Let you all witness a 960-degree death spin!"

"Hahahaha, I am the strong man on this street!"

Xie Gongxuan felt that she was inside a spinning top, being carried from one side to the other by gravity.

"...you devil...stop it!"

Xie Gongxuan spoke intermittently, feeling that her internal organs were about to be displaced by drift.

"Ah! What! The wind is too strong——" Osamu Dazai became more and more energetic, "I haven't brought anyone with me for a long time, I'm so happy, I want to rush directly off the bridge!"

"? I don't want to leave this beautiful world yet!" Xie Gongxuan wanted to do it angrily.

Before Osamu Dazai came back, she had been gentle for a long time, and now Xie Gongxuan only felt that she needed to go to the square to dance "Don't Get Angry Fuck" all night in order to restrain her desire to break the law.

"Did you reject my sacrifice for love? It's so sad." Dazai Osamu suddenly lowered his tone, and then he was firm, "But I won't give up!"

At this moment, Xie Gongxuan seemed to see the light of justice that can only be found in the protagonists of inspirational movies.

It wasn't until Osamu Dazai stopped that Xie Gongxuan thought in a daze that this was not the light of justice, but a hallucination she had seen because she had been demented by this wave of speeding cars.

"...Fortunately, it's near here, otherwise I might not be able to rescue it." Xie Gongxuan felt that she was about to lose her footing.

"Ah, it's just right." Osamu Dazai extended his arm to support her in a friendly way, and snapped his fingers by the way.

A truck arrived at the scene at the same time and unloaded a lot of things smoothly.They are all household items.

"It's your occasion!" Osamu Dazai said happily, probably because the joy of racing has not disappeared, his tone of voice was like he was about to sing, "Use it, nirvana—"

"What nirvana, do you mean pushing you to the ground and rubbing against it?"

"Hey! It's 'that'."

"Yes, I understand." Xie Gongxuan nodded seriously.

Then she went over and grabbed Dazai Osamu's shoulders and started shaking wildly.

"Ah, ah, were you happy just now?!"

"It's been a few years since I've seen my skills. Anything can be used as a weapon to kill people. Now I really want to smash your dog's head with the iron head skill!"

The victim, Xie, was very emotionally unstable and even wanted to commit suicide on the street.

"Hey, I can't hit it." Dazai Osamu was dizzy by Akira, and still used his hand to draw the difference in height between them, "You are so-much shorter than me now."

"? When did you grow it secretly? And are you really going to explain this driving skill?!"

"Hey, I was so strong before, but it's a pity that the car was confiscated by the leader after I fell off a cliff and fell into my hands." Osamu Dazai said in a reminiscent tone.

Xie Gongxuan was depressed, and let go of Dazai Zhi, but unconsciously glanced at the bandaged hands.

It was like meeting for the first time.

"Next time you ask me for help, you will be charged a labor fee." As Xie Gongxuan said, she still switched to the Chinese mode automatically.

"One grain of sand is one world, one flower is one heaven. Infinity is in the palm of your hand, and a moment becomes eternity."

Following Xie Gongxuan's voice, pink, sand-like light spots appeared on her outstretched hand, and then spun and enlarged in the air, like a curtain lifted by a magician in an instant, covering the ground. The big and small bags were bundled into small transparent beads and returned to Xie Gongxuan's palm.

She held the beads, and then winked at Osamu Dazai who was stunned.

"Let's go, go upstairs!"

"Yes, great magician—now I admit that you are the strongest on this street." He took out the key while speaking in a chant tone.

Next, Xie, the victim who was forced to become a mobile warehouse tool, took out the things he needed from the small space and placed them around.

"Tell me, why did you buy five kitchen knives?" Xie Gongxuan asked Dazai, who was already in a relaxed state, indifferently while setting up the kitchen.

Just 5 minutes ago, when she was arranging things, Dazai was wreaking havoc. When Xie Gongxuan turned around, the scene was already extremely chaotic.Then she gave up the idea of ​​letting Osamu Dazai do the work by himself, grabbed him forcibly, and asked him to remember the location while putting things down.

"Aha, the kitchen knife—what a close item to death and that side—"

Xie Gongxuan interrupted ruthlessly: "Okay, the speech is over. I put the seasoning here."

"This soup spoon really shines." Osamu Dazai sighed.

"This shovel is also good." Xie Gongxuan gestured to the kitchen utensils in his hand.

The two looked at each other, then nodded slowly.

"Ha. Eat my Chinese Kung Fu!"

"Huh? I won't give up easily."

The sound of ping-pong-pong sounded like this, and a war of spoons and shovels began.The crisp sound of metal colliding echoed to the glass of the window.Outside the window is the quiet February wind and flowers.

"Oh, Gongxuan is really too weak. I gave you a lot on purpose." Osamu Dazai, the winner who knocked the shovel into the air and caught it again, spoke proudly.

"You still dare to ridicule, you will know what cruel revenge is after a while." Xie Gongxuan was not to be outdone.

The brutal revenge happened when the quilt was put on.

"Huh? It's actually a corgi pattern!" Xie Gongxuan pulled the quilt cover away, "Come here, let's cover it together."

"This is not in my own room." Osamu Dazai leaned over although he looked puzzled, "Hey, how do you do it——hey?"

Xie Gongxuan, who successfully pushed Dazai Osamu into the quilt cover, laughed wildly. The director of the laughter was probably a reliable adult man who was still doing math problems.

"Struggle, despair, and don't dare to offend my majesty next time."

Therefore, under this low-efficiency arrangement, when it was successfully done, it was already dark.

"Ah, bad, I actually missed my meal." When Xie Gongxuan calmed down after a day of trouble, she realized that she was hungry and tired.

"Hey, then let me cook to repay you." Osamu Dazai deserved to have been in a high-risk occupation, and he still maintained his vitality.

"You know how to cook? And you don't want to poison me, do you?" Xie Gongxuan asked soulfully.

"Ah, I will only die in love with willing women." Osamu Dazai said, turning into the kitchen.

Xie Gongxuan propped her head, a little bit confused from tiredness, thinking with her not so clear mind:

If you can cook...how can you not place things?

Sure enough, he was deliberately making trouble just now!

It is outrageous to reduce work efficiency!

Xie Gongxuan, who had a heavy body and agitated heart, smelled a fragrance, and then sat up suddenly.

Grilled fish rice, miso soup.The strong smell of meat and oil cooked in the pot and the beautiful color made Xie Gongxuan sit up instantly.

Ah, somehow a pair of chopsticks teleported into my hand!

she thought so.

"Wow, I didn't expect your cooking to be so good! Go downstairs and be a chef, ah no, only the people from the detective agency can reduce your destructive power." Xie Gongxuan ate quickly, not forgetting to praise her.

"Well, you are praising me." Osamu Dazai replied.

After casual daily mutual losses, it was getting late.

"Well, it's time to go." Xie Gongxuan stretched her waist, feeling the sense of happiness returning to her body.

Although I got angry many times today, it's not bad.

"Aha, I need to drive—"

"You don't have to...my family is also in this residential area." Xie Gongxuan's happiness was like a balloon that was punctured, and she lost her breath when she heard the word "drive". "Get some rest. Tomorrow is your first day of work. Let me tell you that your partner is horrible. The coffee shop clerk who promised to go to the office in 3 minutes last time took three and a half minutes and was scolded by him for a long time! But The person is quite nice, and I often pass by downstairs to help out - no, I should go, I really should go, see you tomorrow."

Xie Gongxuan opened the door.

In the end, Osamu Dazai sent her to the door of his house and got her house number.

"Goodbye." Xie Gongxuan stood in the entrance and said goodbye weakly.

"Hey, I want to ask one last question before I leave." Osamu Dazai said seriously.

"Let's talk." Xie Gongxuan always felt that something was wrong.

Osamu Dazai suddenly became affectionate, stars seemed to twinkle in his eyes, bright and moving: "Do you really not consider dying for love with me?"

"?" Xie Gongxuan felt that she was gradually approaching an emoticon package called "Black Question Mark".

"Ah, I lied to you." He said suddenly.

Xie Gongxuan closed the door indifferently.

Osamu Dazai outside the door smiled and sighed lightly, then turned around, the echo of his footsteps on the ground was very clear in the tranquility of the night.

lied to you—didn't you say—

Still don't want to leave this beautiful world?

The author has something to say: Dazai, who joined the detective agency, has completely lost his mind. What should I do? I'm in a hurry.

The director of laughter is the role dubbed by Xiaoxin, imagine that either Accelerator or Zack can successfully complete the brain supplement hhh

Xie Gongxuan: No matter what, please feel sorry for Kunikida's mother in advance.

Kunikida: The most worrying thing is the situation where the two of you get together! !

Today's ability is for moving.

"One grain of sand is one world, one flower is one heaven. Infinity is in the palm of your hand, and a moment becomes eternity."

There are many translated versions of William Blake's poem "Innocent Prophecy", this is Xu Zhimo's version~