When a straight man transmigrates into a book and becomes a male protagonist of a tanmei novel

After Jiang Lang and Li Jing fell together, he was restless every day.

Li Jingluo is younger than him, taller than him, better at studying than him, sweeter than him... In short, better than him.

Jiang Lang felt insecure when he fell in love with Li Jingluo.

So, one day, Jiang Lang asked Li Jingluo, "Do you love me?"

Whale Drop: "Of course."

Jiang Lang asked: "How much do you love me?"

Jingluo thought for a while, and replied, "I was thinking of you when I masturbated."

Jiang Lang: "..."

Jingluo smiled maliciously, leaned closer, and replied: "I will still call your name while panting."

Jiang Lang gritted his teeth: "..."

Jingluo asked seriously: "Brother, do you miss me when you masturbate?"

Jiang Lang clenched his fists: "..."

Jingluo was very aggrieved: "Brother, don't you miss me? Then it's hard for me..."

Jiang Lang finally couldn't take it anymore, he covered Li Jingluo's mouth, and shouted: "Little bastard! Now I really dare to say anything to your brother!!!! Let's get used to you!!"

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I suspect I'm messing with yellow.