When a straight man transmigrates into a book and becomes a male protagonist of a tanmei novel

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"Brother, you...call me."

"I'm your sister, ah... ah ah ah ah!"

Jiang Lang was startled, opened his eyes suddenly, was startled by the dream he had just had a cold sweat, wiped his face with his hands, and groped in the dark to get up.

These days, if you want to make a living, you have to show your face.Jiang Lang is a slightly homophobic and super straight guy. He has recorded Tanmei audio novels on the Internet for several years because of his good voice. .

He dreamed that he transmigrated into a book and became the protagonist of a certain danmei school novel, and was pressed under the body by the male protagonist Li Jingluo to output crazily.

So fucking scary.

So fucking gory.

...Jiang Lang needed a cigarette to soothe his wounded heart.

He stepped on the ground and felt that his feet were hairy. In doubt, he reached out and touched the light switch on the wall, only to hear a crisp "pop", and a well-renovated bedroom was illuminated by light.

The furniture is all European style. Looking up, it is a delicate hanging canopy, and looking down, it is a luxurious carpet.Jiang Lang had been rich before anyway, so he could vaguely see that the desk in front of the bed seemed to be a valuable custom-made one.

……

……

... This doesn't seem to be the basement of fifteen square meters where he lives, does it?

Jiang Lang suspected that he had a dream within a dream. While looking around, he walked to the desk hesitantly, grabbed the small mirror on it, and took a look at his own face.

The outline of his face was clear and distinct, and there was a sharp youthful air between his eyebrows and eyes.

Ah, very good.Still the same handsome.

But why do you seem to be younger?

He frowned, touched his face, and then felt that there were three small metal rings on his right ear.

Jiang Lang was busy running around for his life, and he didn't have the spare money or time to make such exaggerated decorations.

There is also a mobile phone in the book.

Jiang Lang picked it up and unlocked it with his fingerprint.

Jiang Lang let it go back.

then.

He retched with a "vomit".

A clear sense of nausea told Jiang Lang that this was not a dream.

The main screen saver of the mobile phone is two high-definition men who are eagerly exchanging life harmony issues, plus the unique earrings on my ears that I saw just now...

It can't be wrong, these are the small details added by the author to the male protagonist in the audio novel that Jiang Lang recorded a few days ago.

It's over, his nightmare has come true!

Jiang Lang couldn't accept this fact for a while, lost his strength, staggered back to the bed and began to think deeply about life.

He didn't come back to his senses until someone knocked on his door and a gentle female voice came into Jiang Lang's ears.

"Son, get up, you have to go to school today."

Jiang Lang has no mother.real.But he has two dads.

So at this moment, he didn't know how to answer. The word "Mom" rolled around on his tongue, and he swallowed it back.

He put his arms on his legs, held his forehead in pain, and replied, "Got it. I'm up."

The curtains in Jiang's house are very effective in blocking light. Once opened, the sunlight immediately drives away the darkness in the room.Stepping on his slippers, Jiang Lang walked to the bed, turned off the light, then opened the closet, found a short-sleeved shirt, and changed in a hurry.

He was wearing a blue and white school uniform, and opened the door excitedly.Standing in his position, you can see the "mother" who is serving breakfast on the first floor. The woman is well maintained and looks like she is only 30 years old. Her hair is combed in a curl. It looks a bit messy, but it can't stop her tenderness. The pavement of temperament hits.

Before wearing the book, he was adopted by a gay couple, and he didn't know what his mother looked like for half his life.Now he looked at the "mother" downstairs and thought in his heart, if he was born in an ordinary family, he should have such a gentle and virtuous mother.

Mrs. Jiang seemed to feel Jiang Lang's gaze, raised her head, and said with a smile, "Go wash up, I'm going to be late."

The male protagonist in the novel has a wealthy family, loving parents, and raised a son who is also handsome and healthy in body and mind. The only shortcoming is that he is used to happiness. , became famous in the first battle, and was awarded the title of "School Bully" by Fuqing Middle School.

Jiang Lang hadn't been to school for a few years in his previous life, and he didn't know what the school was bullying or not. At this time, recalling that period of ignorance and bravery, he couldn't help but be fascinated.Yeah, he's younger and richer now, shouldn't he be happy?

What happened to the male protagonist Chun Aiwen?

If he doesn't want to bend over, can others force him to fall in love with the hero Li Jingluo?

Thinking of this, he even ate a little faster. After eating a piece of bread in two bites, he put on his blue and white school uniform and pushed open the door, just in time to see a middle-aged man in a suit and leather shoes taking out his car keys from his pocket.

The man looked up at Jiang Lang, smiled slightly, and said, "Just in time, come on, son, I'll take you to school."

Since Jiang Lang used to have two dads, he was very used to calling him dad. He twitched his lips and said, "Okay, Dad."

The novel was written when the male protagonist was assigned to the arts and science class of the second year of high school, which means that Jiang Lang was only 17 years old at this time.But he was already tall, a little thin, and he was wearing a black short-sleeve under the school uniform, which made him look whiter and whiter.

Because the original Jiang Lang often stayed up late and turned dark, the dark circles under his eyes were a little obvious, and his complexion was not very good, which meant that he was a little pale, and a faint sickness enveloped him.But this instead gave him a somewhat gloomy aesthetic.

If Jiang Lang didn't speak and just stood there in his school uniform, he would have the aura of a school bully.

But the bad thing was that it was impossible for Jiang Lang not to talk.

Classes two and three were on the first floor, and Jiang Lang found the classroom without much effort.

The position of Jiang Lang was written in the novel, so he sat in the last row against the wall, covered his face with one hand, glanced at the lips of the girl in the front row who was chatting with the same table, couldn't help it, and poked it with a pen. Poke someone's back and ask lazily, "What's wrong with your lips?"

The girl in the front row is named Zhou Chu, she has a lively personality, she has been with Jiang Lang for a year, and she is fairly familiar, she replied normally: "I put on lip gloss today, I heard that the new male class doesn't care about girls' makeup. "

"Oh." Jiang Lang frowned slightly, and asked, "What is lip gloss?"

Zhou Chu said perfunctorily, "It's almost like lipstick."

Jiang Lang: "No wonder you seem to be drinking blood."

Zhou Chu: ""

Jiang Lang smiled, his eyes curved like crescent moons, and said again: "But it's also pretty. Why do you think you look so good after drinking blood?"

Jiang Lang was willing to say some indecent things to the girl, and he controlled himself to shut up when he became depressed. At this time, he began to let go of himself shamelessly.

However, what he said didn't achieve the desired effect. Zhou Chu didn't blush and was out of breath. He turned his face and gave Jiang Lang a look, and said, "It doesn't matter how sweet you are. I won't give my brother's contact information to you." your."

Jiang Lang didn't react for a while: "Huh?"

Zhou Chu: "My brother is really straight. Don't hurt him. Besides, you never have a serious relationship. You have never been with someone for more than a month. There is no such thing as contact information."

Jiang Lang: ""

Damn it, he actually forgot that Jiang Lang in the novel was a famous gay guy from Fuqing Middle School, and the fight with those thorns was because the other party made some remarks that discriminated against gays.

It is described in the novel that he was originally a pure 1, and he was very short-lived. He basically couldn’t last a home run in his relationship, and he was willing to be a 0 until he met Li Jingluo. This courage to abandon anorectal health for love is recognized by all book fans. For a scream-worthy Sue point.

Jiang Lang: "What the hell am I?"

This Su point seriously delayed Jiang Lang's flirting with his sister, okay?

Before he could clarify, he saw a chunky old man walking in with a teacup.On his nose was a pair of glasses thicker than the bottom of a beer bottle.It seemed that he didn't care about girls' makeup. Jiang Lang suspected that he couldn't even tell if a student was a boy or a girl.

He patted the podium lightly with his hand, coughed a few times, and said, "Be quiet, be quiet."

"My surname is Shi, I teach Chinese, and I will be the head teacher of this class from now on."

Mr. Shi is not big, but has a loud voice, and his Mandarin is quite standard, and he even speaks with a bit of broadcasting accent.

"In a while, the self-study get out of class will be over early, and some students who have been demolished will come to our class to make up for the students who have gone to study literature. At that time, let's arrange the seats by the way. Everyone will pack their schoolbags and line up in the corridor during the recess time. I will arrange it when the class starts, and the monitor will organize it, okay?"

Fuqing puts more emphasis on science than literature, and a small number of people choose to study literature when they are divided into arts and sciences. Therefore, they will not be re-divided into classes in the second year of high school. They will only tear down four or five classes whose head teacher is teaching politics, history and geography, and let those students make up for it. Go to other science classes, and then rearrange the class numbers.

Jiang Lang is in class three, and seven students in the class have gone to study literature, so there will be seven or eight students who will make up class three in a while.

Since it was only a few days after the novel was broadcast, Jiang Lang's memory is very deep.

Li Jingluo, also known as the main male attacker, was one of the students who made up for it.

Moreover, he will be at the same table with himself.

Then the relationship between the two developed rapidly. The two naturally curvy handsome guys had been ambiguous for a semester, and the window paper was broken.

The colorful dream he had in the morning was still vivid in his memory, Jiang Lang shivered, ready to think of a way to escape this disaster.

As soon as the bell for morning self-study rang, Jiang Lang put on his school uniform, put on his empty schoolbag, and went straight to the men's toilet opposite the Moral Education Department.

He touched the cigarette in his pocket, and decided to smoke one here, more obviously, and then he was discovered by the teacher of the moral education department, and then called to give a lecture, perfectly and naturally avoiding the row of seats .

It was specifically mentioned in the novel that the number of students in the third class is an odd number, that is, there will be one person at a table.When he goes back late, he will definitely sit at the table by himself in a perfect and natural way.

Although he knew it was wrong for teenagers to smoke, the impact of that dream this morning was too great.Standing in front of the window of the men's toilet, Jiang Lang was full of thoughts on how to smoke a cigarette perfectly and naturally () that would definitely be discovered.

At this time, a teacher just came out from the moral education office.

Jiang Lang caught a glimpse of him walking into the men's room, and immediately took the hand holding the cigarette out of his pocket.

Jiang Lang looked down at the cigarette, and the first thing that caught his eye was a small scar from the cigarette burn on his wrist.

Inexplicably, he recalled an extremely fragrant part of his dream in the morning.

Li Jingluo wrapped his arms around his waist, pulled his wrist to him with the other, licked the scar on his wrist with the tip of his tongue, then showed his two canine teeth, smiled and called him sweetly "" "Brother", give him a hard push every time he yells.

Jiang Lang helped his forehead.

His grandma's, this spring dream is on top.

While he was in a daze for a while, a tall and fat classmate stood in front of him, turning his head furtively to wink at him.

Jiang Lang gently pushed the classmate to the side, but he didn't move at all because of his tonnage.

Jiang Lang looked at the student's eyes blinking at a crazy frequency in disbelief, and said, "Give it up."

Still motionless.

Whoops, I'm so short-tempered.

Jiang Lang put the eye in his hand to his mouth, and pushed the classmate aside forcefully.

Push people directly to the ground.

Finally, in the line of sight where there are no obstacles, only the leaving figure of the teacher from the Moral Education Department remains.

"Oh, brother Lang, I'm blocking the teacher for you!"

The fat man stood up, patted the ashes off his body, and said.

Jiang Lang gritted his teeth: "Then I thank you."

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