Will become the actor's fat chirp every night
Chapter 18 A Chirp
Bai Qiuqiu posted three Weibo posts in one go.
The first one circled Huo Lang, to the effect that he expressed his gratitude for saving himself.
The second is to show off today's sick meal and blow a wave of rainbow farts from my mother.
The third is to appease the fans, express that I am fine, that I will continue to participate in variety shows, and I will send you a new song right away!
The long johns all ran to eat food, leaving Langya alone facing the air.
Then the long johns cried and sent #五白秋秋一个改疗# to the headlines of the hot searches.
In the ward on the other side, Huo Lang put on the Bluetooth headset and clicked on Bai Qiuqiu's new song——
"People passing by laughed and scolded
no apology
I wait for you to slander I watch you slander
I appreciate that this comedy is directed by you
......"
After the song ended, Huo Lang took off his earphones and sent a message to Bai Yan——
"Your condition, I agree."
The return of Bai Qiuqiu and Huo Lang brought good news to "Thousand Miles" which has been bumpy since its inception.
The director wished he could kneel down and call Bai Qiuqiu "father" on the spot!
But Bai Qiuqiu didn't come alone this time, behind him was his mother - Ruan Yin.
That night, Qianlixing official blog posted a tidbit full of resentment——
There are no people in the video, but no matter where the camera is shot, there is a female voice dubbing it.
When the camera falls on the yellow mud trail——
"This kind of road will wear Qiubao's feet! Mommy won't allow it! Mommy will send someone to repair the road!"
When the camera falls on the stilt house—
"How can Qiu Bao live in such a dilapidated house! Mommy won't allow it! Mommy will send someone to repair it!"
When the camera fell on the lunch of the day——
Ruan Yin's voice was filled with tears: "Oh my God! Qiu Bao, how can you eat such rough food! Mommy doesn't allow it!"
After watching the video, everyone didn't know what to say for a while...
There are too many slots to spit out!
Seeing this, the sunspots who managed to survive the limelight became active again, pulling the ridicule to the full.
[Just like that, you still have the nerve to brag about the best A in your circle?Long johns should show some face! Omega won't be so squeamish, okay? 】
[Pure passers-by, tell me what you have to say, I can't stand it like this, I'm afraid it will be even worse in the future! 】
The variety show fans of Qianlixing accept this well, but they can't help but gloat in it.
You know, the director team of A Thousand Miles Journey is notoriously troublesome. I'm afraid Bai Qiuqiu will be so troubled that he will go back to his mother crying.
At the same time, because Jiang Yupin did a lot of small tricks in the previous black and white Qiuqiu operations, not only got himself involved, but was also attacked by the long johns, and even many passers-by occasionally came to mock him.
But compared to Yu Senli who snatched the endorsement, he is not the most important person, and he only exposed the unspoken rules. The situation is better. Now he reluctantly stays in Qianlixing, hoping to recover a little popularity.
Jiang Yupin learned from the pain, and felt that he was already Bai Qiuqiu's black man. If he tried to please him again, not only would he not be able to get good fruit, but he would also strip all the remaining fans.
Since he can't please, then he will go all the way to the dark!
You know, although the long johns have a large number of people and strong fighting power, many people can't understand Bai Qiuqiu as a coquettish and incompetent rich second generation, and his number of black fans is also very large!
If he can always fight against Bai Qiuqiu, he will definitely win over Bai Qiuqiu's black fans and Langya who don't like Bai Qiuqiu!
Black and red are also red!It's better than Yusenli!
Jiang Yupin made up his mind.
The next day, Qianlixing continued to broadcast live.
Bai Qiuqiu looked at the lottery in his hand, then at Huo Lang who was still wearing gauze on his back, and turned his gaze to the director.
"Oh, the lottery has already been divided, let me have a look..." The director burst out laughing, and reminded meanly, "Guest, don't look at me! If you can't take this mu of land today After harvesting the rice, everyone has nothing to eat!"
Guests who had all their snacks and cash confiscated: …
Let the two patients go to cut rice? !
Can't finish cutting and everyone has nothing to eat? !
"I can't help you!" The director dropped this sentence and started running decisively, leaving the six guests looking at each other in blank dismay.
"Hey, forget it, it seems that I won't be able to eat today." Jiang Yupin glanced at Bai Qiuqiu pointedly.
Bai Qiuqiu was very upset: "What kind of eyes do you have?!"
"It's nothing, it's just that some people are spoiled and spoiled, they can't stand the poison of the sun and they still cut rice, hehe—"
Bai Qiuqiu rolled up his sleeves, intending to show Jiang Yu some color.
"You've become angry from embarrassment? Could it be that what I said is not the truth?" Jiang Yupin didn't lose any momentum, he stared at Bai Qiuqiu, and said word by word, "Bai Qiuqiu, don't cry and beg me when the time comes!"
"Who will cry and beg you!"
Zuo Heze just wanted to talk to persuade a fight, Huo Lang raised his hand and pressed Bai Qiuqiu's head.
"Kid, hurry up and keep up, huh?"
Bai Qiuqiu looked at the golden rice fields in front of him, felt the rich rice fragrance in the air, and saw that Huo Lang was already starting to dry with a sickle in his hand, his cheeks gradually puffed up.
no!He can't lose to Huo Lang!He is super A!
Within 10 minutes, Bai Qiuqiu went on strike.
Feeling the pain and itchiness on his arm, Bai Qiuqiu felt wronged and wanted to cry.
He looked at Huo Lang, and found that the other party was still concentrating on his work, and suddenly complained——
At night, I call people Xiaojiujiu, and I can get whatever I want. If you call him Shunmao, you can Shunmao, and if you call him feed, you can feed him!
During the day, just chirp like this!No more sucking for you!
Garbage shovel officer!
Huo Lang secretly looked at Bai Qiuqiu standing there, his face changed, his small eyes kept looking here, frantically suggesting that he just didn't speak, almost didn't make Huo Lang laugh.
In the end, Bai Qiuqiu had no choice but to speak to the trash shovel officer in aggrieved manner: "Huo Lang, my hand hurts QAQ"
Huo Lang then put down his sickle and took a look at Bai Qiuqiu's hand, and found that his white lotus-like arm was full of small cuts cut by grass leaves. He was quite helpless: "Why are you wearing short sleeves?"
Bai Qiuqiu was still aggrieved, and reluctantly said: "Hot QAQ"
Huo Lang wanted to teach the child a few words, but seeing his pitiful and cute appearance, his anger suddenly disappeared: "I'll go find you a sleeve, you should rest for a while."
With tears in her eyes, Bai Qiuqiu said "Yes" and sat in the shade of a tree.
There was a burst of ridicule from the barrage in the live broadcast room, and the long johns wanted to say something, but whenever they opened their mouths to explain, they would be ridiculed by the crowd.
It's okay to be coquettish at ordinary times, but now, the other two Omegas didn't shout anything, but he shouted first, dragging Huo Lang not to mention, but also dragging everyone from eating, it's really unlikable.
Bai Qiuqiu also didn't want to drag everyone down, starving is too much trouble, but...
He looked at the wound on his arm and felt a little timid.
Just when he was in a dilemma, he saw the straw piled up beside the field ridge.
Bai Qiuqiu's hands were a little itchy.
It's not the itching of wounds or mosquito bites, it's the kind of itching that cats see as funny sticks.
Bai Qiuqiu quietly stretched out his hand and grabbed a handful of straw.
After a while, the straw became a strong bird's nest in his hands.
Bai Qiuqiu: ...
What kind of skills has he gained since he became Fat Jiu!!!
Bai Qiuqiu hesitated to speak and looked at the haystack.
He can't control the nesting power in his body QAQ
I really want to take all these grasses back to make nests QAQ
Bai Qiuqiu looked at the bird's nest in his hand, and a small light bulb appeared on his forehead.
If he could make a nest now, he must be able to make something else!
Soon, a vivid straw Feijiu appeared in his hand.
Then, he discovered——that he could only make up fat chirp...
So what's the use of it? ! ! !
Just when he was about to drop Xiao Feijiu in his hand, an idea popped up in Bai Qiuqiu's mind——
The program team confiscated the cash and snacks, but they were not allowed to exchange them with the locals!
Although Bai Qiuqiu was very upset when he thought of the child who almost roasted him a few days ago, but having a child proves that there is a market!
Although he can only make up Xiao Feijiu, he can also make deals with those children!
As expected of Benjiu!
Bai Qiuqiu immediately picked up a pile of straw, sat on the ground, and began to work in full swing.
Huo Lang got the sleeve, and saw that the child was sitting under the tree, holding the rice stalk deftly with his ten fingers, and quickly weaved a chubby little fat chirp.
The more Huo Lang looked at that little fat chirp, the more he liked it, so he stepped forward and asked condescendingly, "Little friend, do you want to change the things in your hand?"
Bai Qiuqiu glared at him, and hugged the straw Xiaofeijiu like a baby: "No change! Go away!"
This is related to whether they have food tonight!
Huo Lang glanced at the sky, reached out and flicked on Bai Qiuqiu's forehead: "It's getting late, don't play for too long."
"I want you to take care of it!" Bai Qiuqiu snorted, but seeing Huo Lang go to the field under the sun to continue working, he hesitated for a while, took out a handful of straw and started weaving a hat.
It's not so much a hat as it is a large bird's nest.
While weaving the bird's nest, Bai Qiuqiu thought:
He didn't feel sorry for Huo Lang!He did this because he was afraid that Huo Lang's heat stroke would delay harvesting the rice, hum!
Bai Qiuqiu quickly finished braiding the hat, even folded a flower and put it on it in a wicked way, and threw it to Huo Lang: "Hmph, don't be grateful to Benjiu...Master!"
After speaking, he put the hat on Huo Lang's head, and ran away with a pile of grass.
The live broadcast room was blown away by Bai Qiuqiu's behavior——
[Bai Qiuqiu is too much, isn't it? !Throwing such a large piece of land to Huo Yingdi? ! 】
[Perhaps because you feel that you can't complete the task and give up on yourself? 】
[Wouldn't that mean that everyone would have nothing to eat? ! 】
[Is it okay to act like a real-name stench?Can you have a little sense of teamwork?It's not that he's starving alone! 】
[After all, the rich second generation who are ignorant and ignorant, what else do you think of them? 】
[It's fine if you're lazy, don't bother our brother, okay? ! 】
The long johns dare not speak, for fear that if they say one more word, they will ruin their popularity with passers-by, but Bai Qiuqiu's behavior of not caring about others' own laziness still provoked public outrage.
After all, who would like an incompetent and selfish person who does not complete such assigned tasks and drags down the entire team as a result?
Huo Lang pressed the ugly hat on his head, showing a meaningful smile.
Hey, the kid really has a crush on me.
The author has something to say: *The lyrics are from "Jue Body Jue Ming"
Brother Huo, wake up!Don't eat Bai Yan's brainwashing package! ! ! !
The first one circled Huo Lang, to the effect that he expressed his gratitude for saving himself.
The second is to show off today's sick meal and blow a wave of rainbow farts from my mother.
The third is to appease the fans, express that I am fine, that I will continue to participate in variety shows, and I will send you a new song right away!
The long johns all ran to eat food, leaving Langya alone facing the air.
Then the long johns cried and sent #五白秋秋一个改疗# to the headlines of the hot searches.
In the ward on the other side, Huo Lang put on the Bluetooth headset and clicked on Bai Qiuqiu's new song——
"People passing by laughed and scolded
no apology
I wait for you to slander I watch you slander
I appreciate that this comedy is directed by you
......"
After the song ended, Huo Lang took off his earphones and sent a message to Bai Yan——
"Your condition, I agree."
The return of Bai Qiuqiu and Huo Lang brought good news to "Thousand Miles" which has been bumpy since its inception.
The director wished he could kneel down and call Bai Qiuqiu "father" on the spot!
But Bai Qiuqiu didn't come alone this time, behind him was his mother - Ruan Yin.
That night, Qianlixing official blog posted a tidbit full of resentment——
There are no people in the video, but no matter where the camera is shot, there is a female voice dubbing it.
When the camera falls on the yellow mud trail——
"This kind of road will wear Qiubao's feet! Mommy won't allow it! Mommy will send someone to repair the road!"
When the camera falls on the stilt house—
"How can Qiu Bao live in such a dilapidated house! Mommy won't allow it! Mommy will send someone to repair it!"
When the camera fell on the lunch of the day——
Ruan Yin's voice was filled with tears: "Oh my God! Qiu Bao, how can you eat such rough food! Mommy doesn't allow it!"
After watching the video, everyone didn't know what to say for a while...
There are too many slots to spit out!
Seeing this, the sunspots who managed to survive the limelight became active again, pulling the ridicule to the full.
[Just like that, you still have the nerve to brag about the best A in your circle?Long johns should show some face! Omega won't be so squeamish, okay? 】
[Pure passers-by, tell me what you have to say, I can't stand it like this, I'm afraid it will be even worse in the future! 】
The variety show fans of Qianlixing accept this well, but they can't help but gloat in it.
You know, the director team of A Thousand Miles Journey is notoriously troublesome. I'm afraid Bai Qiuqiu will be so troubled that he will go back to his mother crying.
At the same time, because Jiang Yupin did a lot of small tricks in the previous black and white Qiuqiu operations, not only got himself involved, but was also attacked by the long johns, and even many passers-by occasionally came to mock him.
But compared to Yu Senli who snatched the endorsement, he is not the most important person, and he only exposed the unspoken rules. The situation is better. Now he reluctantly stays in Qianlixing, hoping to recover a little popularity.
Jiang Yupin learned from the pain, and felt that he was already Bai Qiuqiu's black man. If he tried to please him again, not only would he not be able to get good fruit, but he would also strip all the remaining fans.
Since he can't please, then he will go all the way to the dark!
You know, although the long johns have a large number of people and strong fighting power, many people can't understand Bai Qiuqiu as a coquettish and incompetent rich second generation, and his number of black fans is also very large!
If he can always fight against Bai Qiuqiu, he will definitely win over Bai Qiuqiu's black fans and Langya who don't like Bai Qiuqiu!
Black and red are also red!It's better than Yusenli!
Jiang Yupin made up his mind.
The next day, Qianlixing continued to broadcast live.
Bai Qiuqiu looked at the lottery in his hand, then at Huo Lang who was still wearing gauze on his back, and turned his gaze to the director.
"Oh, the lottery has already been divided, let me have a look..." The director burst out laughing, and reminded meanly, "Guest, don't look at me! If you can't take this mu of land today After harvesting the rice, everyone has nothing to eat!"
Guests who had all their snacks and cash confiscated: …
Let the two patients go to cut rice? !
Can't finish cutting and everyone has nothing to eat? !
"I can't help you!" The director dropped this sentence and started running decisively, leaving the six guests looking at each other in blank dismay.
"Hey, forget it, it seems that I won't be able to eat today." Jiang Yupin glanced at Bai Qiuqiu pointedly.
Bai Qiuqiu was very upset: "What kind of eyes do you have?!"
"It's nothing, it's just that some people are spoiled and spoiled, they can't stand the poison of the sun and they still cut rice, hehe—"
Bai Qiuqiu rolled up his sleeves, intending to show Jiang Yu some color.
"You've become angry from embarrassment? Could it be that what I said is not the truth?" Jiang Yupin didn't lose any momentum, he stared at Bai Qiuqiu, and said word by word, "Bai Qiuqiu, don't cry and beg me when the time comes!"
"Who will cry and beg you!"
Zuo Heze just wanted to talk to persuade a fight, Huo Lang raised his hand and pressed Bai Qiuqiu's head.
"Kid, hurry up and keep up, huh?"
Bai Qiuqiu looked at the golden rice fields in front of him, felt the rich rice fragrance in the air, and saw that Huo Lang was already starting to dry with a sickle in his hand, his cheeks gradually puffed up.
no!He can't lose to Huo Lang!He is super A!
Within 10 minutes, Bai Qiuqiu went on strike.
Feeling the pain and itchiness on his arm, Bai Qiuqiu felt wronged and wanted to cry.
He looked at Huo Lang, and found that the other party was still concentrating on his work, and suddenly complained——
At night, I call people Xiaojiujiu, and I can get whatever I want. If you call him Shunmao, you can Shunmao, and if you call him feed, you can feed him!
During the day, just chirp like this!No more sucking for you!
Garbage shovel officer!
Huo Lang secretly looked at Bai Qiuqiu standing there, his face changed, his small eyes kept looking here, frantically suggesting that he just didn't speak, almost didn't make Huo Lang laugh.
In the end, Bai Qiuqiu had no choice but to speak to the trash shovel officer in aggrieved manner: "Huo Lang, my hand hurts QAQ"
Huo Lang then put down his sickle and took a look at Bai Qiuqiu's hand, and found that his white lotus-like arm was full of small cuts cut by grass leaves. He was quite helpless: "Why are you wearing short sleeves?"
Bai Qiuqiu was still aggrieved, and reluctantly said: "Hot QAQ"
Huo Lang wanted to teach the child a few words, but seeing his pitiful and cute appearance, his anger suddenly disappeared: "I'll go find you a sleeve, you should rest for a while."
With tears in her eyes, Bai Qiuqiu said "Yes" and sat in the shade of a tree.
There was a burst of ridicule from the barrage in the live broadcast room, and the long johns wanted to say something, but whenever they opened their mouths to explain, they would be ridiculed by the crowd.
It's okay to be coquettish at ordinary times, but now, the other two Omegas didn't shout anything, but he shouted first, dragging Huo Lang not to mention, but also dragging everyone from eating, it's really unlikable.
Bai Qiuqiu also didn't want to drag everyone down, starving is too much trouble, but...
He looked at the wound on his arm and felt a little timid.
Just when he was in a dilemma, he saw the straw piled up beside the field ridge.
Bai Qiuqiu's hands were a little itchy.
It's not the itching of wounds or mosquito bites, it's the kind of itching that cats see as funny sticks.
Bai Qiuqiu quietly stretched out his hand and grabbed a handful of straw.
After a while, the straw became a strong bird's nest in his hands.
Bai Qiuqiu: ...
What kind of skills has he gained since he became Fat Jiu!!!
Bai Qiuqiu hesitated to speak and looked at the haystack.
He can't control the nesting power in his body QAQ
I really want to take all these grasses back to make nests QAQ
Bai Qiuqiu looked at the bird's nest in his hand, and a small light bulb appeared on his forehead.
If he could make a nest now, he must be able to make something else!
Soon, a vivid straw Feijiu appeared in his hand.
Then, he discovered——that he could only make up fat chirp...
So what's the use of it? ! ! !
Just when he was about to drop Xiao Feijiu in his hand, an idea popped up in Bai Qiuqiu's mind——
The program team confiscated the cash and snacks, but they were not allowed to exchange them with the locals!
Although Bai Qiuqiu was very upset when he thought of the child who almost roasted him a few days ago, but having a child proves that there is a market!
Although he can only make up Xiao Feijiu, he can also make deals with those children!
As expected of Benjiu!
Bai Qiuqiu immediately picked up a pile of straw, sat on the ground, and began to work in full swing.
Huo Lang got the sleeve, and saw that the child was sitting under the tree, holding the rice stalk deftly with his ten fingers, and quickly weaved a chubby little fat chirp.
The more Huo Lang looked at that little fat chirp, the more he liked it, so he stepped forward and asked condescendingly, "Little friend, do you want to change the things in your hand?"
Bai Qiuqiu glared at him, and hugged the straw Xiaofeijiu like a baby: "No change! Go away!"
This is related to whether they have food tonight!
Huo Lang glanced at the sky, reached out and flicked on Bai Qiuqiu's forehead: "It's getting late, don't play for too long."
"I want you to take care of it!" Bai Qiuqiu snorted, but seeing Huo Lang go to the field under the sun to continue working, he hesitated for a while, took out a handful of straw and started weaving a hat.
It's not so much a hat as it is a large bird's nest.
While weaving the bird's nest, Bai Qiuqiu thought:
He didn't feel sorry for Huo Lang!He did this because he was afraid that Huo Lang's heat stroke would delay harvesting the rice, hum!
Bai Qiuqiu quickly finished braiding the hat, even folded a flower and put it on it in a wicked way, and threw it to Huo Lang: "Hmph, don't be grateful to Benjiu...Master!"
After speaking, he put the hat on Huo Lang's head, and ran away with a pile of grass.
The live broadcast room was blown away by Bai Qiuqiu's behavior——
[Bai Qiuqiu is too much, isn't it? !Throwing such a large piece of land to Huo Yingdi? ! 】
[Perhaps because you feel that you can't complete the task and give up on yourself? 】
[Wouldn't that mean that everyone would have nothing to eat? ! 】
[Is it okay to act like a real-name stench?Can you have a little sense of teamwork?It's not that he's starving alone! 】
[After all, the rich second generation who are ignorant and ignorant, what else do you think of them? 】
[It's fine if you're lazy, don't bother our brother, okay? ! 】
The long johns dare not speak, for fear that if they say one more word, they will ruin their popularity with passers-by, but Bai Qiuqiu's behavior of not caring about others' own laziness still provoked public outrage.
After all, who would like an incompetent and selfish person who does not complete such assigned tasks and drags down the entire team as a result?
Huo Lang pressed the ugly hat on his head, showing a meaningful smile.
Hey, the kid really has a crush on me.
The author has something to say: *The lyrics are from "Jue Body Jue Ming"
Brother Huo, wake up!Don't eat Bai Yan's brainwashing package! ! ! !
You'll Also Like
-
Family Cultivation: I can upgrade my magic weapon
Chapter 1172 10 hours ago -
The Wizarding World: Throne of Frost
Chapter 133 10 hours ago -
Mirroring the changes
Chapter 757 10 hours ago -
Soviet Union 1991
Chapter 1122 10 hours ago -
Kyojuro, the life of a Hokage since the age of one
Chapter 137 10 hours ago -
Put away your magical powers now!
Chapter 51 10 hours ago -
The road to immortality is difficult, bones build immortality
Chapter 343 10 hours ago -
Douluo V: I was reborn as a snake. It makes sense to have many children and more blessings.
Chapter 235 10 hours ago -
Siheyuan starts a 100,000-acre farm
Chapter 500 10 hours ago -
Naruto: If I ask you to practice gentle fist, will you drive a Gundam?
Chapter 162 10 hours ago