【Kongjian】Save Erlang God

Xiaotiangou's eyes sharpened suddenly, and he cast a warning glance at Chen Xiang.

Chen Xiang felt a chill on his back, "...No no need!"

Yang Jian thought for a moment, thinking that the monkey might be hungry, so he put a piece of Hericium erinaceus into his bowl, "Try it, you like this dish the most on weekdays."

In order to make up for the last time Sun Wukong was angry, Yang Jian deliberately cooks by himself. There are not many opportunities for Yang Jian to cook by himself.

Thinking of the Monkey King's stalking and foolish look, Yang Jian's lips curled up into a smile, and he waited for his reaction.

Chen Xiang took a sip and spat it out.

Yang Jian:……

"Bah bah, what is it, it's burnt and salty, how can I hire a cook? It's not as delicious as a dog's cooking?!"

"..."

Chen Xiang thought in his heart that eating this kind of food made by a pheasant cook every day, can he not be depressed? !Furiously, he said, "There is still this rice, the rice is all dry, are you insane, you actually put chili in the rice?!"

Yang Jian's mind was buzzing, he stared at the Hericium erinaceus on the ground, lowered his eyes and said, "I did it."

"!!"

Chen Xiang was terrified and dripped with cold sweat.

Yang Jian suffers from depression and can't bear any stimulation, his mood is visible to the naked eye, Chen Xiang secretly thinks something is wrong, he needs to be coaxed!

So he quickly comforted: "It's not that you can't eat it at all! Well, there are specialties in the art industry, and it's good to have a few dishes!"

Yang Jian asked, "Which way?"

"Uh, the dog food you made for Xiaotian Dog is pretty good!"

"..." Yang Jian's complexion became even worse, "That's what he did."

Chen Xiang felt his scalp tingling.

"Alas." Xiaotiangou, who witnessed the whole process, sighed from afar.

Seeing that their conversation was about to collapse, but he couldn't get any words out, Chen Xiang had the last ounce of courage in despair, if he wanted to keep someone's heart, he had to keep someone's stomach first!

He snatched the bowl from Yang Jian's hand, "Uncle...Yang Jian, you rest, I'll cook it for you."

Yang Jian looked at him in surprise, Chen Xiang felt guilty inexplicably, and went to cook with a blushing face.

Yang Jian's eyes fell on the busy figure of "Sun Wukong" in the kitchen, his eyes were heavy and he didn't know what he was thinking.

Soon, a table full of delicacies with all kinds of colors, flavors and flavors was put on the table, which made people's index fingers move.

Chen Xiang secretly looked up at his uncle, and seeing that he was in a better mood, he asked him again, "The bet between Bodhisattva Cihang and the Heavenly Court will end tomorrow, do you still want to stop it?"

Yang Jian said calmly, "Yes."

"Why? As long as Chen Xiang rescues the Three Holy Mothers, your family will be reunited. Is the official position of the Judiciary God so important?" Chen Xiang couldn't restrain himself as he talked, and quickly drank his saliva to cover up.

Yang Jian said coldly: "Chen Xiang can't save San ShengMu."

"why?!"

Yang Jian glanced at him from the corner of his eye, "Chen Xiang is too stupid."

"!!!"

"Even if the Three Holy Mothers are rescued, the Heavenly Court still has a reason to arrest them again. It took a lot of trouble to save the mother, but arresting them is only a matter of the Jade Emperor's words."

"Chen Xiang is too childish, he can't hold back when he does things. If he can be more energetic, I don't have to."

Chen Xiang was dumbfounded, his mind was full of Chen Xiang being too stupid, Chen Xiang being too stupid, Chen Xiang being too stupid, Chen Xiang being too stupid, Chen Xiang being too stupid...

And the agarwood doesn't live up to it, the aloe doesn't live up to it, the agarwood doesn't live up to it, the agarwood doesn't live up to it, the agarwood doesn't live up to it...

Liu Chenxiang came back with tears streaming down his face.

Yang Chan's heart skipped a beat, "Chen Xiang, how is it?"

"Uuuuuuuuuuuu said I'm not up to date, uuuuuuuuuuu"

Crowd: ...

The Jade Emperor was unmoved, "Liu Chenxiang, you are too good at handling things."

"You still have the face to say it!" Chen Xiang pointed to the Jade Emperor.

"?"

"If there was no new Tiantiao flying out after splitting Huashan, would you still want to arrest us?"

"Uh"

Yang Chan said in shock: "Chen Xiang, what nonsense are you talking about!"

"Uncle told me! He's double-faced and has no intention of letting us go!"

The Jade Emperor scolded: "Well, you ungrateful Liu Chenxiang, if it wasn't for me, how could your uncle survive until now?! That's enough, don't say anything, the League to Save Erlang God doesn't need such a waste like you!"

"you!"

Yang Chan protected Chen Xiang behind her, "It was me, Chen Xiang, and Xiao Tiangou who saved Erlang God. You have no right to break us up."

Chen Xiang nodded with tears in her eyes.

"However... Chen Xiang should not appear in front of the second brother. Let me take over."

Chen Xiang was startled, "No! I haven't been able to find out his relationship with Master, and his heart disease. What's more, what he said today is full of doubts, so I can't give up halfway!"

Yang Chan sighed: "Forget it, I think it's better for me to teach him how to embroider a female worker, and save those two goblins from whispering in his ears every day that he is not virtuous."

Chen Xiang still wanted to refute, but Yang Chan decisively said: "You child, don't interrupt your child when adults talk!"

"Female embroidery?!" The Jade Emperor angrily said, "You want me to be a majestic judicial god in the heavenly court to do female embroidery?! If people know about it, what will be the majesty of my heavenly court?"

"No! I can't give up, uncle needs me!"

"Second brother is already suffering, how about doing embroidery to relax?!"

"The way I see it, I have arrested you all, and if I threaten him not to die, everything will be settled!"

"What?! You say it again?!"

When Roaring Sky Dog sneaked from the Zhenjun Temple to the Lingxiao Temple, the three of them were already arguing, and if it wasn't for the heavenly soldiers to stop them, they would have scuffled into a ball very quickly.

They refused to accept each other, so the Erlangshen Rescue Alliance was disbanded and split into three organizations.

Yang Chan's 'Save Erlang God'.

Chen Xiang's 'Uncle Erlang Shen'.

And, the Jade Emperor's 'Uncle Erlang God'.