An Unconventional Method to Raise a Rabid Dog

Liu Lin is very nervous now.

Miss Yu paid a sudden visit today, and Liu Lin, who was unprepared, was stunned as soon as he opened the door.

Because of Yao Qi, Liu Lin was always a little timid towards her, afraid that the empress dowager would say something to Xiao Qi, and she would abduct Xiao Qi and run away.

Yao Yue, Shao Qing, Xiao Cheng, Su Yu, Mr. Su Xiao... and other familiar faces of the Yao family followed.

So Yao Qi, who just got up after taking a nap, came out of the bedroom in a daze, and saw that the living room was full of people. He stood at the door in a daze for a while, then frowned slightly, and went down to the living room to sit next to Liu Lin. Down.

"Miss, what's wrong?"

Sitting next to him, Liu Lin breathed a sigh of relief.

"Now that you're awake, let's start." Ms. Yu glanced at Yao Qi and didn't answer. She put down the teacup in her hand, took out a folded printing paper from her bag, and slowly unfolded it.

"?" The dazed Yao Qi glanced at his silly dog, and Liu Lin shrugged, expressing that he didn't know either.

"From now on, all the questions I ask must be answered, understand?" Miss Yu played the game.

I always feel like it's not a good thing.Even if he thought so, Yao Qi nodded without taking Miss Yu's face off.

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1. May I have your name, please.

Yao Qi: Yao Qi.

Liu Lin: Liu Lin.

Ms. Yu raised her eyebrows, blurred the title, and rewritten: 1. Give a nickname.

Yao Qi: Xiaoqi.

Liu Lin: Ah Lin.

2. What is your age?

Yao Qi: 24

Liu Lin: 26

4. What is your personality like?

Yao Qi: (Looked stunned for a moment, laughing) Just skip 3.

Ms. Yu: I am not a fool. There is no need to ask questions about gender. Answer the question.

Yao Qi: On the surface, she is gentle but actually tough.

Liu Lin: Crazy, irritable, uncertain.

Yao Qi: (Pinch the man's face) My Ah Lin is very good, but a little silly.

Liu Lin: (happy, can't help rubbing Yao Qi's palm)

5 The character of the other party?

Yao Qi: Very coaxing, kissing and hugging can make him happy, a bit paranoid, fierce to outsiders, but very obedient to me, unexpectedly shy when he is warm.

Liu Lin: (thinking for a long time) Very gentle.

Ms. Yu: Are you going to tell me you have a black belly?

Liu Lin: My Xiao Qihei is also gentle, very good.

Yao Yue: (Being stuffed with dog food and stuffed like a dog)

6 When did the two meet?Where?

Liu Lin: On the street.

Yao Qi: At my house.

Yao Yue: (raise hand) The answer is different.

Yao Qi: Because when Ah Lin saw me, he was just a passerby in my eyes.

Yao Yue: (Happy) Crazy, you also have times when you are a stranger to your brother (≧▽≦)

Liu Lin: (with a mocking glance) So that night I went to find Xiao Qi.

Yao Yue: ...QVQ

7. What is your first impression of the other party?

Yao Qi: It's crazy, it should be very powerful, maybe even killed people, I don't like it very much.

Liu Lin: Very gentle, soft persimmon.

Shao Qing: (Closing close to Xiao Cheng's ear and softly adding) So he fell into the Xiaoqi pit.

8. What do you like about each other?

Yao Qi: Face, figure, character...except for not caring about myself, I like everything else.

Liu Lin: I like them all!

Yao Qi: (gently) including punishment?

Liu Lin: ... (kiss Yao Qi's face weakly) I'm good.

Yao Qi: (touching his head) If you behave well, there will be no punishment.

9. What do you hate about each other?

Yao Qi: I don't care about myself.

Liu Lin: Cold violence.

10. Do you think you have a good sex with the other party?

Yao Qi: What do you think? (ask the author)

Liu Lin: (thinking Yao Qi was asking himself, so he nodded) Good.

Yao Qi: Stupid dog.

11. What do you call each other?

Yao Qi: Ah Lin.

Liu Lin: Hey, I'm here!

Yao Qi: (Closing to Liu Lin's ear and whispering softly) Calling Dad.

Liu Lin: (licks his lips, looks at Mrs. Yu and the crowd, whispers) Dad.

Yao Qi: (squinting eyes and smiling) Good boy, I will love you later.

Liu Lin: (quietly tightening his thighs)

Mrs. Yu: (reminds) Ah Lin, it's your turn.

Liu Lin: Xiao Qi.

Yao Qi: Yes. (gentle face)

12. How would you like to be called by the other party?

Yao Qi: As usual.

Liu Lin: Same as above.

13. If you use an animal as a metaphor, what do you think the other person is?

Yao Qi: A Tibetan mastiff who thinks he is a lion.

Liu Lin: Fox.

14. If you want to give a gift to the other party, would you give it?

Yao Qi: A bunch of sweets and a fun play that satisfies him.

Yao Yue: ... (silently swallowed the words that she was still underage)

Liu Lin: Clothes, or the benefits that Xiao Qi wants plus a love affair that he wants.

15. So what gift would you like for yourself?

Yao Qi: As long as he is here, I have no shortage of gifts.

Liu Lin: As long as there is Xiao Qi.

17. What is your shortcoming?

Yao Qi: Skip again?

Ms. Yu: It is repeated with Question 9.

Yao Qi: The desire to control is too strong.

Liu Lin: Desire for monopoly and paranoia.

19. What kind of things does the other party do that make you unhappy?

Yao Qi: Put yourself in danger.

Liu Lin: Cold violence.

20. What did you do that made the other person unhappy?

Miss Yu: Yes.

21. How far is your relationship?

Yao Qi: I have done everything that should be done and should not be done.

Liu Lin: He belongs to me completely.

22. Where did two people first date?

Yao Qi: Playground.

23. How was the atmosphere between the two of them at that time?

Liu Lin: Very good.

Miss Yu: Be more specific.

Liu Lin: Very good.

Miss Yu: (looking at Yao Qi)

Yao Qi: (smiling, smiling) A little 18x.

24. How far has it progressed?

Yao Qi: (sighs) Didn't go in.

Liu Lin: (grabs Yao Qi's hand)

Yao Yue:? ? ?

Shaoqing: mdzz, I want to go in on the first date.

25. Where do you go on a date?

Yao Qi: We are together every day, so it should be family.

26. What kind of preparations will you make for the other party's birthday?

Miss Yu: Yes.

27. Which party confessed first?

Yao Qi: ...doesn't seem to have confessed? (meditation)

Liu Lin: (Thinking about it, it seems that there is no confession, I just kissed him when I got sexual interest, and finally did it)

Yao Qi: If you don't confess...it seems to be Ah Lin?

Liu Lin: That's what you say.

Yao Qi: Anyway, after realizing it, we are already together. (spread hands)

28. How much do you like each other?

Yao Qi: Well, I would rather die than him.

Liu Lin: Xiao Qi is number one, Xiao Qi's wish is my wish.

29. So, do you love each other?

Yao Qi: Of course, I love him. (laugh)

Liu Lin: Love, I love Xiaoqi the most.

Yao Qi: Good boy.

Liu Lin: Then give me a kiss?

Yao Qi: (kiss relatives on the lips)

Miss Yu: Oh.

30. What does the other person say that makes you feel wrong?

Yao Qi: When it comes to saying that he is uncomfortable, it is the worst thing to do.

Liu Lin: When acting like a baby.

Yao Qi: (raise eyebrows) Me?

Liu Lin: Once when I was drunk, Xiaoqi acted like a baby to me.

Yao Qi: Oh?

Liu Lin: You... (stopped, mute)

Yao Qi: Don't be shy, tell me quietly, be good?

Liu Lin: (then leaning over) You asked me to grow a tail for you to play with, and I said I couldn't grow it, so you lowered your eyes and looked like you were about to cry...

Yao Qi: (holds forehead) No wonder I woke up the next morning to look at the props...

Yao Yue: What are they muttering about?

Mrs. Yu: Don't worry too much about children.

31. If you feel that the other party is suspected of changing his mind, what will you do?

Yao Qi: It's impossible for him. If there is, I will throw him away, or train him to be more obedient.

Yao Yue: (shivering) Brother is really scary...

Miss Yu nodded in satisfaction, she really deserves to be his Xiaoqi.

Liu Lin: The investigation is clear. If I really change my mind - I will kill Xiao Qi and that bitch, and commit suicide after eating Xiao Qi. (eyes are cold)

Yao Qi: (Hugs Liu Lin and kisses her) Yes.

Liu Lin: (slightly narrowing his eyes in enjoyment, kissing back)

Yao Yue: ... Well, lunatics are scary too.

Shaoqing: It really deserves to be called a mad dog. (sigh)

Xiao Cheng: Ah Qing likes this? (raise eyebrow)

Shaoqing: No, I like you better.

Xiao Cheng: (smiling slightly) My honor.

32. Can you forgive the other party for a change of heart?

Yao Qi and Liu Lin: (in unison) No.

33. What if the other party is more than one hour late for a date?

Yao Qi: No, we are together almost all the time, if there is a real phenomenon of being late, then Ah Lin is in trouble.

Liu Lin: I won't leave Xiaoqi for such a long time, unless there is something that needs to be dealt with.

Yao Yue: Is it an hour long?

Miss Yu: Humph!

35. The other party's sexy expression?

Yao Qi: When I was fucked and cried, and pitifully called me (Dad).

Liu Lin: Xiao Qi looks like he's aloof and strategizing.

36. When two people are together, what makes your heart beat faster?

Yao Qi: When he hooked me up.

Liu Lin: Xiao Qi smiles at me, calls me Ah Lin, and loves it when she kisses me.

Yao Yue: Where's the face? (contemptuous face)

Liu Lin: Lack of pumping? (stares back)

Ms. Yu: (I'm a little upset about being fed dog food, but I feel happy again after thinking about how I can hurt Su Changsheng later)

38. Do you feel the happiest when doing something?

Yao Qi: We are very happy together, aren't we?

Liu Lin: Of course.

39. Ever quarreled?

Yao Qi: (thoughts for a moment, smiles) I don't think we can quarrel.

Yao Yue: Hey...

Yao Qi: Ah Lin is easy to coax, just give her a kiss and hug, if not, just give her a fuck.If it's me who gets pissed off, then—do you think cold violence can make a quarrel?

Liu Lin: (Looking at the nose, nose, and heart, but finally couldn't hold back) Angry... don't let me fuck.

Yao Qi: Oh? (raise eyebrow)

Liu Lin: I want navel oranges. (gritting teeth)

Yao Qi chuckled, well, for Ah Lin, in front of him, he only has so much ambition.

40. What are the quarrels?

Liu Lin: So, there is no quarrel at all.

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Yu Manlian got up, rolled up the questionnaire in her hand and threw it into the trash can, "Okay, my work is done, and the following questions will be handed over to another guest."

Yao Qi also got up and sent Mrs. Yu out the door.

"Who is the guest?" Liu Lin looked at Yao Yue.

"I don't know." Yao Yue shook her head, "It is said that she came to play a cameo."