[Gintama X Hakuouki] We are the Shinsengumi, and they are the Shinsengumi!

After Ito Kokotaro applied to leave the team, he left the Shinsengumi's residence together with thirteen team members who supported him on that day.

And the thirteen team members did not include me, Yamazaki Tai.

Because I did not follow the past voluntarily.

As early as some time ago, the deputy chief found me and gave me the task of following Ito and serving as a spy by his side.As an inspector, this is not the first time I have done such a thing, but I am puzzled.After all, this is not Ginkgo, and the Shinsengumi here is not our Shinsengumi.Ito is not the Mr. Ito we are familiar with.I really don't understand why the deputy chief cares about him so much.

Afterwards, the deputy chief also told me

"It doesn't matter if it's our world or not, that person is that Ito or not. As long as we're in the real selection group, I won't let people mess around!"

... To put it simply, the deputy chief just has nothing to do and looks for something to do.

But I don't care.Indeed, since we do not belong to our own territory here, our position is at best to assist the Shinsengumi with some tasks.Also because I don't have real power, I can't do arbitrary work on my own, probably because of this, my monitoring ability is flawed.

That's right, it's mine.

I was the one who helped find the thief in the kitchen before, but I let the thief commit crimes right under my nose.Although it was confirmed afterwards that the other party was a ghost, my self-esteem as a senior inspector was still severely hit.Now that I think about it, it is definitely because I am too idle here.Therefore, it might not be a bad thing to take advantage of this opportunity to get active.

So after obeying the deputy chief's order, I immediately ran to Ito and asked him to leave with him.

However, after hearing my request, Ito's expression was obviously disgusted.

... really didn't even have a little dislike to cover up!I think if I had red bean buns at that time, I would have slapped this bastard without hesitation.

But he finally accepted me to join.My infiltration mission can be regarded as the completion of the first step.

On the night when Ito and he left with him, Ito booked a room and held a reception called "Welcome" for everyone.On the one hand, it is to bid farewell to the past and welcome a new life. On the other hand, it is also a way for us all to relax.

This reception was prepared by Ito in advance, and the number of seats was also arranged in advance.When we arrived, I realized that there was one seat missing.

"Oh, Mr. Nagasaki, I'm really sorry, I forgot about you! If you don't mind, you can drink outside the hall! Of course, I can reimburse the cost!" Ito said with a smile.

...I really fucking thought I didn't know it was on purpose!Do you just look down on me like that?What about Nagasaki!I am Yamazaki! !

With such a mentality, I ordered a lot of food and wine without even looking at the price!However, when I decided to leave, I found that this bastard had left long ago, and that group of people had also left long ago!

...Hey, didn't you say you would give money?I don't have any money with me now! !

I originally wanted to escape here by relying on the "Golden Cicada Escape Technique" learned from the Hokage license that I took three days before I came to this world, but was accidentally pushed away by a certain sumo wrestler called by the store manager. came back.After that, an unprecedented fierce battle of "ninja VS sumo wrestler" broke out in this shop, and in the end it was a matter of course!

I lost.

Afterwards, they very inhumanly lent me to the "Demon Bar" as a cosplay tool to pay off the debt.

And what exactly did I COS, don't think I'll tell you!

All in all that night was the saddest of my life.It was also on that day that I began to reflect for the first time on whether I was fit to be an inspector.

After that, I finally returned to Ito's place on the second day.

"Oh, Mr. Kuwazaki, I'm really sorry! Because we all drank too much that day, and accidentally forgot about you! But I think you are also drinking happily!"

... Oh, you ghost!Who is happy!Do you really think I dare not smear your face with red beans?Believe it or not, I pour milk into your nostrils, you damned ladyboy!And who is Sanzaki?I am Yamazaki! ! ! ! !

In short, I am already full of anger before I officially start work!But this is also impossible.Being a spy means trying to do a good job no matter what the situation is.It's just such a workplace bullying like the boss doesn't like it, and it's just making things difficult for me. If you think that I will compromise just because of this, you are underestimating me!

Just as a samurai has the soul of a samurai, I, Tai Yamazaki, also have a soul of surveillance!

Ito belongs to the King Zun sect.Those who followed him without exception were appointed as Imperial Tomb Guards.

The job of the Royal Tomb Guards is to protect the emperor.However, during the guardianship period, Ito also investigated Satsuma and Changzhou many times and held meetings.

It's just that I've never been invited to these meetings.

I think it's not because he doesn't trust me, but simply looks down on me.

Where can we see it?First of all, it is said to be guarding the Yuling, but it only asks me to be the director of the toilet.Doesn't this make it clear that you want to throw me aside?

Next is this statement:

"Don't underestimate such a place, you must know that this can be said to be the time when a person is most likely to show his flaws! It is a very important place, Mr. Misaki."

...It's so important and you don't see me to guard it?And covering your nose with a handkerchief during the whole process, you really think I'm blind?And most importantly, my name is Yamazaki! !How long are you going to get my name wrong?Is it just that I have no sense of existence?Is my name just so featureless?Although I also agree that my face is indeed featureless!It can't compare to Gaara's Gaara's face from the Shinsengumi's Yamazaki Sho!But anyway, it can be regarded as my own unique characteristics! !

So, when I was in the Shinsengumi settlement, I was already doing nothing. After I got here, I was even more idle. I couldn’t help but think about the rope tied around my neck and hang it up to see how long I can bear it. .But also because there is no deputy captain watching here, I picked up the badminton racket that I haven’t touched for a long time and practiced for a while, and Kabaddi too!At this point, I feel very fulfilled, which calms down my not-so-happy mood!

However, even so, I still haven't forgotten my original mission.

But because I couldn't gain Ito's trust, I couldn't get information directly from their meetings, but fortunately, Saito from the Shinsengumi would secretly help me as soon as he knew about my situation.

That's right, Captain Saitoichi is actually a spy like me.He was sent by his deputy chief, Toshizo Hijikata.

Although Captain Saitoichi is also a taciturn facial paralysis, to be honest, he is much easier to communicate with than our Z country explosive wolf Captain Saito Sumi who can only talk about Z!Thinking of this, I couldn't help but complain, what is the difference between "Z" and "Z~" and "~zZ"?When will Captain Saito end be able to speak properly?

Obviously the upper mouth is so closed, but the lower mouth keeps opening all day long. Is it really okay to be the captain? ?

Of course, he must never let him know about such complaints, so let's cross this paragraph out.

Back to the original topic.From Captain Saitoichi, I learned one thing.On the surface, Ito was to protect the Imperial Palace and Emperor Komei's tomb, but in essence, he wanted to break away from the Shinsengumi and realize his own thought of the emperor.

In other words, Ito is actually a member of the Banbai faction.For this reason, he also contacted people from the Changzhou and Satsuma clans to plot something.

However, before he had time to do anything, the shogunate made a resolution.

"What kind of 'returning the great government', the shogunate really knows how to play this kind of cleverness!!"

"This time, Satsuma and Changzhou have also lost the righteousness of the downfall..."

"That guy named Sakamoto, who doesn't know where he is, is just a naive ideal to say that changing this country without bloodshed!"

"Returning the Great Government" is a resolution by Tokugawa Yoshio, who succeeded the dead Tokugawa Iemo as a general, to return the power to the emperor. This event represents the end of the Tokugawa shogunate rule.

It was also because of this resolution that the things that Ito had been planning all along were put to waste.

...But having said that, the guy named Sakamoto reminded me of when I went to investigate the boss's affairs, I also found out that one of his friends was Tatsuma Sakamoto.Speaking of this Tatsuma Sakamoto, he was also a well-known warrior in the war against barbarians in the past, nicknamed the Dragon of Guihama, and he also came from the Tosa Domain like Sakamoto here.Looks like the Sakamoto of this world again!I don't know if the boss would want to meet him if he heard it.

But I'm not very interested.When I was transferred by Ito from the emperor's restroom to the door of the residence's restroom, I just wanted to know when this dead ladyboy's meridians burst and died.

"Mr. Shazaki, you must know that no matter where the toilet is, it is a very important place! I appointed you to such an important position because I trust you, please don't let me down no matter what!"

...Speaking of which, I accidentally saw Captain Okita's newly learned curse method to curse the deputy commander. After that, the deputy commander often fell down while walking.Just try to use it on this dead ladyboy in the future.

Then, not long after this incident, the news of Mr. Sakamoto's assassination came out.

Moreover, it is said that the scabbard of Captain Harada of Shinsengumi was found next to his body.

But of course that has nothing to do with Captain Harada. These were actually done by Ito and his group, with the purpose of framing Shinsengumi.And they also plan to assassinate the director of the Shinsengumi, Isamu Kondo.

How do I know?

It's very simple!Since they didn't let me listen to the news openly, I simply gave up trying to win Ito's trust, and simply lurked in every corner and waited to secretly eavesdrop on their conversation.Anyway, I've done a lot of things like this in Silver.Moreover, none of them paid attention to whether I was in the post or not.

Ah, it really is so comfortable!

Because of this incident, Captain Saito One quietly slipped away.And Todo Heisuke, who stayed here sincerely, didn't know it at all.

Since Captain Saito has gone back, there is no need for me to go back together.I need to find more evidence of this dead shemale!

I have a hunch I can go back soon!

Sure enough, not long after, it was reported that the director of the Shinsengumi invited Ito to the tavern to discuss and ask them to help investigate the movements of Changzhou.

After hearing this, this group of people laughed at the Shinsengumi for being a bunch of idiots.

And I just sigh in my heart.

... This group of people are really stupid and sweet!No one noticed the obvious trap of calling Ito out and assassinating him.

Is it because Director Isamu Kondo looks silly and honest?

Perhaps it is true in the eyes of ordinary people.But if you compare it with the chief of our family...

Well, it really is more reliable to look like a human being!

Now, the end of the Ito faction is already doomed.I don't need to stay here anymore.

So, I'm ready to go.When passing by Fujido Heisuke, I found that he didn't know anything, and he was doing laundry in a good mood.

I thought about it, and finally decided to tell him what I knew.When he learned that Ito was planning to assassinate Isamu Kondo, he was really surprised.

But I didn't plan to wait for what he was going to do.Anyway, my mission is over.

...not really.There is one more thing I must do.

That night, at the intersection of Yukoji, I waited until Ito, who seemed panicked after being chased and killed by several people at the same time just after he came out of the tavern.

He looked embarrassed, showing obvious joy when he saw me.

"Ah, that's great, I can actually meet you, Mr. Nozaki! Someone is chasing me! Come and help me!!"

I smile...

Then in an instant, he used the "Red Bean Wrapped Spiral Pill" and knocked him to the ground!

"My name is Yamazaki!" I said calmly.

The above is the entire record of me, Yamazaki Tai, who served as a spy on Ito's side.

Looking at the report in his hand, Hijikata Toshirō was silent for a moment, then slammed it on the ground.

"Is this an elementary school student's composition???!!"