[Gintama X Hakuouki] We are the Shinsengumi, and they are the Shinsengumi!

At this moment in Qianzuru's room, the revived Kazama's face was pitch black.

Facing him were Gintoki who was picking his nose, Shinpachi and Chizuru whose glasses were reflecting light.

Yinshi glanced at the three pieces of paper in his hand and said helplessly: "It really is you! Looking at the short one-sentence text above, it is obvious that he is a guy with radical thoughts!"

Shinpachi also complained indifferently: "Don't you feel ashamed that the guy who has always emphasized that he is a noble 'ghost clan' did something like stealing food in someone else's kitchen?"

Chizuru, who had nothing to play after being complained by Gintoki and Shinpachi, just sat there obediently.

As a result, he didn't look at Gintoki and Shinpachi at all, and Kazama said to Chizuru directly, "It's so hard to wait, my wife. Leave your future husband alone, where can I slip away?" went?"

Yin Shi: "..."

Shinpachi: "..."

Qianhe said very calmly: "I am not your wife. You are not my future husband. And what are you talking about?"

"Are you ignoring your husband's letter again and again, are you pretending not to see it?" Kazama, who is very psychologically strong, said again.

This can be regarded as an answer to the first question raised by Yinshi just now.Sure enough, he is a person with extreme thinking and excessive self-awareness!Chizuru couldn't help thinking.

"I have something else to tell you!" Kazama finally looked at Gintoki and Shinpachi.

"Forget about the previous food. Although it is not to my taste, since it is the food made by my future wife, I will reluctantly eat it. But the one I ate just now is extremely poisonous! It is unpalatable and poisonous! I see pigs The food is better than this! Who made it? Get that bastard out! Also, if there is a next time, prepare me some better, healthier food!!"

Shinpachi finally couldn't help complaining: "Mr. Kazama, is your original setting like this?"

I thought you were a domineering president, but in fact, you are just a rich second generation who doesn't know the sufferings of the world!For a moment, Shinpachi felt a little unbearable to look directly at.

"Anyway, you really deserve to be a ghost clan with exceptionally strong physical fitness. After eating such a biochemical egg, you just fell into a coma for a while, which is already quite remarkable!"

Gintoki nodded, and patted Kazama on the shoulder.

"However, knowing that the domineering president model can't go on, so you just change your look and become a natural cute young master model? Although it is a bit old-fashioned, it is not impossible."

"I don't know what you are talking about at all! And you, a lowly person, touch me!!"

"At the very least, our group of 'humble humans' won't steal other people's food casually!" Xinpachi complained silently.

No wonder he couldn't see the figure, and it turned out that the other party was a "ghost" at all!

"Okay, that's all the nonsense." Kazama looked at Chizuru and said, "You know, the shrine is holding a festival today."

Chizuru didn't know why the other party suddenly jumped to this topic, but nodded anyway.

"And what the shrine blesses is the consummation of the couple and the marriage of love. Isn't it just for the two of us?"

Staring at Kazama's bewildered smile, before Shinpachi broke out, Chizuru, who had experienced various things since then, was able to quickly return without any disturbance: "I don't think so at all."

However, Kazama still smiled: "It hasn't changed at all, my wife. Well, this is more valuable."

"I told you I'm not your wife..."

"What stupid things are you talking about. There's no one else who can be your husband but me."

Qianhe complained: "Why is your self-confidence surging like that!?"

Gintoki glanced at Shinpachi next to him, and said in a low voice, "If you have one-third of this guy's self-confidence, you might be able to get a girlfriend!"

Although Yinshi said so, he also knew that if Xinpachi really became like this, then he would not be Xinbaji anymore!

There's no other way, he can only help a little bit.

"I'm sorry, young master!" Yinshi said, "This girl will not go to the festival with you! After all, my glasses have already been reserved in advance!"

Hearing this, the three of them looked at Yinshi together.Yinshi looked directly at Qianhe and asked with a smile, "Is that right, Qianhe?"

Thinking that Gintoki was helping him, Chizuru nodded quickly: "Yes, yes! I have promised Shinpachi-san to go to the festival with him! So Mr. Kazama, please go back!"

Shinpachi's eyes widened, overflowing with joy.

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Kazama was not angry, but after glancing at Shinbachi, he frowned and looked at Qianzuru and asked, "My wife! Have you injured your eyes recently?"

In an instant, Shinpachi was sad.

And Silver Toki couldn't even refute it.

As for Qianhe, she looked at Kazama helplessly and said, "My eyes are fine and not hurt at all! Compared to someone who is almost a complete stranger, it's only natural that I would go with someone I know well, right?"

Kazama seemed a bit incomprehensible: "What are you talking about?"

Qianhe sighed again: "I was wondering why Mr. Kazama, you keep saying that I am your wife... In fact, did you mistook me for someone? I don't know you at all!"

But Kazama seemed to have misunderstood something, and replied with a fearless smile.

"So, if you know me better, are you willing to be my wife?"

Chizuru: "...Huh?"

"I see. Now let you understand my charm."

"Wait, wait, wait, wait!!" Qianhe yelled, "Why did things become like this?"

Kazama showed his bewildered smile again and said, "As long as you get to know me better, you won't be so stubborn anymore, and you can make up your mind to accept me."

"So why are you so confident—"

Chizuru almost covered his face.Shinpachi, on the other hand, was in a state of twitching cheeks the whole time.

"Wait a minute, Mr. Kazama! What are you going to do?"

Kazama glanced at Shinpachi: "What? Can't you understand the meaning of my words with such an IQ as a human being? Didn't I say everything so that my future wife can understand me better?"

"Yeah, so what are you going to do?"

"Of course you will go to the festival with me!"

Shinpachi hit the ground fiercely: "So why did it become like this???? Mr. Kazama, how exactly is your brain circuit composed????"

Chizuru directly frowned and said, "Well, Mr. Kazama, as I said just now, I have already promised to go to the festival with Shinpachi-san..."

"Come to the festival with me. You have to be by my side all day today. If you admit that I am your husband, then I win. Conversely, if your heart does not waver at all, you win. If you win, I will retreat today. How?"

Qianhe complained: "'Today'... means we will come again tomorrow, right? Does it make sense..."

Feng·Truly domineering CEO·Jian: "You don't agree? Then I'll just take you back to hold the wedding."

"Absolutely not!!!"

"Well, that's not bad!" Gintoki, who had always acted as the background, suddenly said, "Yoshi! Let's do it like this! Then, please ask President Kazama to pick you up in an hour!"

Both Qianzuru and Shinpachi stared at Gintoki with wide eyes, not knowing why he agreed.

Kazama was also a little dissatisfied: "Why do you want me to listen to you? And why do you want me to wait for an hour?"

"Hey, what are you talking about, President!" Yinshi pointed at Qianzuru with his dead fish eyes, "Of course girls need some time to dress up! Are you going to treat our little Qianzuru like this?" Take it out?"

Hearing this, Kazama took a look at the men's version of Qianzuru, and suddenly showed his signature evil, charming and wild smile.

"Hmph, yes! How can the woman standing next to this young master be so slovenly! Well, I will pick you up in an hour! My wife!!"

After speaking, Kazama suddenly disappeared.

Trying their best to adapt to the scene in front of them, Chizuru and Shinpachi looked at Gintoki and asked questions.

"Yin Sang, why did you agree to him?"

"That's right, obviously it doesn't make any sense..."

"A narcissist and paranoiac like him who is the only one who respects himself in heaven and earth, he is only willing to listen to what he wants to hear! Then it's better to follow his will!"

Gintoki's words were indeed very reasonable, Qianzuru and Shinpachi couldn't help but look at each other.

"Then what should I do?" Chizuru asked.

"Go and dress up!"

"Aha?"

Yin Shi smiled and said, "Go and ask A Miao if she has any suitable clothes to lend you. You should dress up tonight!"

"Yin-sang!!" Shinpachi said anxiously, "What are you thinking? Isn't what we have to do now to help Miss Qianhe get out of that man's hands?"

"Calm down, Xin Baji!" Yin Shi still had his heartless look, "This is a victory or defeat!"

Seeing their still puzzled expressions, Yinshi smiled and said, "Didn't that guy say that? As long as he succeeds in making you fall in love this time, he wins, that is to say, the opposite is also possible!"

"...Aren't you tempted by him?" Qianhe asked, tilting his head.

"It's to make him lose interest in you!!"

Yinshi's words enlightened Qianhe.

Yinshi said confidently: "Just as you don't know him now, he doesn't know you either! So as long as you show your true colors and let him retreat in spite of difficulties, isn't that all right?"

Chizuru: "...Where is my true face..."

Shinpachi was very happy: "As expected of Yinsang!! But in this case, why do you want Ms. Chizuru to go to the appointment in a beautiful dress?"

"Idiot? You! Since you want to make the other party retreat, it is definitely the most stupid behavior to start from the appearance! Of course, let him see Qianzuru who is glamorous on the outside, but actually rotten to the bone!"

"I see, this method is absolutely feasible, Yinsang!!" Shinpachi said excitedly

Chizuru with complicated mood: "..."

"Okay, then it's time for me to get ready." Saying that, Gintoki stood up.

Shinpachi asked suspiciously: "Yin-sang? What are you going to do?"

"Do you still need to ask?" Yinshi showed a faint smile and said, "Of course it's the preparation for the festival!"

After that, Qianhe really followed Yinshi's instructions to find A Miao.

Chizuru, who put on a yukata and resumed her feminine attire, looked very beautiful, and Shinpachi began to get tangled up.

The goddess is right in front of him, but he wants to watch her go on a date with other boys...

Shinpachi felt like he was about to shed blood and tears.

As for the arrogant and narcissistic man, he is indeed a person who abides by the agreement and the concept of time. When he appeared at the gate of the village an hour later, he saw the brightly dressed Qianzuru, and his mood instantly became better. .

"Hmph, that white-haired warrior did the right thing!"

Saying that, regardless of Qianzuru's reaction, he directly dragged her hand and set off to the festival.

Behind them, Shinpachi, who has been staring at them, is full of resentment.

"Damn... I'm so unwilling..."

At this time, a hand was placed on his shoulder.

"I understand, brother!"

Turning around, what appeared in his eyes was Isao Kondo with his dead eyes.It was obvious that he had been brutally rejected by his sister.

"Other people's happiness is our misfortune! Don't you think it is a joy to destroy another's happiness by our unhappiness?"

As a result, Shinpachi, whose eyes began to look more and more like Isao Kondo's, also began to nod insanely.

"Yes! How can we allow others to be happy?"

In this way, the Unlucky Duo, also known as the Destroying Others Happy Duo, was formally established.