[Gintama X Hakuouki] We are the Shinsengumi, and they are the Shinsengumi!

How could this be?

A young man with black hair and V-shaped bangs sat on the tatami with a sad face, his hands resting on his brain, his eyes were bloodshot.

Why?What did I do wrong, why did God treat me like this?

The black-haired young man thumped the floor hard, gnashing his teeth and beating his chest and feet.

Such a thing happened, how do you let me continue to live?

His head was tightly attached to the ground, and the great fear eroded his heart and lungs.At this moment, the man who has always been called a ghost realizes how weak he is!

No, it's not that I'm weak, but that the problems I'm facing now are really terrifying!

The man was frightened, anxious, trembling.I almost want to scream at the sky.

Mayonnaise...not enough! ! ! ! ! !

The above is a series of psychological activities that the deputy chief of the Shinsengumi Oni, Hijikata Shiro, realized that the mayonnaise was about to be eaten.

Fourteen forced himself to calm down and began to seriously think about the current situation.

It's not Yin fucking here, there is no way to find a place to sell mayonnaise!And now there are only three bottles of mayonnaise left, and it can't even last for 3 minutes. The situation has become so serious, and I don't even know it!

Fourteen loathed himself.

However, this is also impossible.All the mayonnaise property is in the Zhenxuan group's settlement, and he didn't consider that he would suddenly travel to another world. Naturally, he didn't prepare a large amount of mayonnaise in advance.

Speaking of which, on the second day, I specially made a delicious mayonnaise breakfast for everyone!Damn, basically all wasted there! ! !

However, it is useless to pursue the past now!A solution must be found!

And the only solution now seems to be only one.

Fourteen raised his head and looked forward firmly, that was the look of a warrior.

"I can only do it myself!!"

Now that you have decided to make your own mayonnaise, you need to figure out the ingredients first.

First of all, of course there must be egg yolk in mayonnaise.Then there is sugar, white vinegar, and salt.Finally, salad oil is needed.

Salad oil?

Fourteen broke out in a cold sweat.

In the kitchen, Qianzuru was humming a tune and preparing lunch.

At this time, there was only the sound of swift running, as if someone was running over at a high speed.

Qianzu poked his head out suspiciously, but before he could react, someone grabbed his shoulder and shook him vigorously.

"Do we have any salad oil here?"

"Eh? Eh?"

Only then did Chizuru see clearly that the person in front of him was Shinsengumi's Toshiro Hijikata.

Recalling his question, Qianhe shook his head fearfully and said, "Well, I don't know! By the way, what is salad oil?"

Hearing this, Fourteen's mood plummeted to the bottom.

Back in the room again, the previous oppressive atmosphere reappeared, but this time it was even more intense.

Is it all in vain to finish the job?How to make mayonnaise without salad oil?

Should I use another oil?But this will completely lose the mellow taste of mayonnaise, and the fat content will increase accordingly.

Although it’s good to eat full-fat mayonnaise once in a while, I still prefer half-fat mayonnaise!Also, quarter-fat mayonnaise is a must when you're feeling down!

And the wasabi-type mayonnaise that is used as a side dish when eating is also hard to let go!Of course, the zero-cholesterol mayonnaise and oil-free mayonnaise that are usually used as desserts must not be given up!

Sure enough, there is no salad oil!What should we do?

Fourteen covered his eyes with his hands and pondered seriously.

At the door, two heads poked out stealthily.

"Shishi's appearance is really strange!" Kondo Isao said rather worriedly, "If Ms. Yukimura hadn't told me, I wouldn't know what Shishi was worrying about!"

"Don't worry too much, Mr. Kondo." Sougo said blankly, "What troubles will Mr. Hijikata have? At most, it's just how to change his V-shaped bangs into W bangs, so there is no need to worry too much. care."

After thinking about it, Kondo decided to go up and ask.

"fourteen!"

Kondo stood in front of Shishi and said seriously: "If you have any troubles, just say it! Don't worry about getting us involved! There is no need to bear it alone. We are all your companions!"

However, Fourteen remained motionless, still maintaining that posture of bowing his head in thought.

"Fourteen? Fourteen, do you hear me?" Kondo Hoon shouted again.

At this time, Fourteen finally raised his head, but it really scared Kondo to pee.

I saw his eyeballs were bloodshot as if they were going to protrude, and there was still a ferocious smile on his face, and he even muttered: "I did it!!!"

Really, anyone would be intimidated.

Kondo Isao almost cried, quickly pressed Shishi and shouted: "Fourteen!! Calm down!! Although I don't know who you want to kill, but you must calm down no matter what!!!"

"Wow, Mr. Kondo..."

It was almost dusk to convince Kondo Isao that he really had no intention of killing anyone.

Walking on the street, Shisi's bluish face revealed deep tiredness, and there were even thick dark circles under his eyes.

"But, I don't know how to make salad oil at all...Ah...it can't be done...mayonnaise...if there is no more mayonnaise..."

At this time, Saitoichi, who happened to be patrolling the street, met him.After hesitating for a while, he still called out: "Mr. Shishilang?"

"Ah?" The decadent-faced Fourteen turned his head to look at Saitoichi.

Seeing the other party's dejected look, Saito couldn't help frowning.

"what happened to you?"

"No... nothing..."

At this moment, a bald old man jolted over.

"New, Shinsengumi!!"

The old man stopped after yelling, his legs were trembling because of violent running or fear.

"Please help me!!" The old man shouted anxiously.

Seeing this, Saito asked, "What happened?"

"It was robbed..." the old man cried and shouted, "My mayonnaise was robbed!!!"

Fourteen instantly rushed up and grabbed the old man's shoulders tightly, his face was almost close to his face, staring at him with serious and frightening eyes and asked, "Did you just say mayonnaise?"

The old man forgot to cry, and nodded desperately in a daze.

"Who snatched it away?" Fourteen pressed again.

"Yes...it's Roppongi in Hirata House!"

Fourteen immediately turned around and ran out without hesitation.Even Saitou couldn't figure it out at all.

Fourteen had also followed the brigade to patrol the streets before, and he had walked around alone, so he still knew about the shops in general.

Hirataya is a store that specializes in collecting jade utensils, and the owner Roppongi is also a well-known rich man here.

Originally, he had heard that he used his wealth and wealth to bully others everywhere, but this time he actually reached out to mayonnaise.Who can bear this? ? !

Fourteen, who never thought that he might be the only one in the world who couldn't bear it, thought through gritted teeth.

At this time, in the Hirata house, the boss Roppongi smiled like a black-hearted businessman and said to the beautiful woman beside him who was pouring wine for him: "Before, didn't you say that you liked the mayonnaise in the hands of the old man in Nakamura? I'll get it for you. Yo!"

The woman exclaimed in surprise: "Really? Master, you are so kind to me!"

Roppongi smiled wickedly, and pinched the woman's pretty chin fiercely.

"I treat you so well, how can you repay me?"

The woman twitched and said coquettishly, "Let me see the mayonnaise first!"

"Can't bear it so soon? Okay, okay, I'll show you now..."

At this time, an explosion suddenly exploded from the door, and several servants were even blown in.

Roppongi was shocked and lost his voice: "What happened?"

"Old, master..." a servant gasped and said with difficulty: "There is a man who is murderous and says he wants to find you..."

"what?"

At this time, a man with a big iron cannon came in.

The strong murderous aura emanating from him made Roppongi tremble.

"You, who are you? No, don't kill me! Money! I'll give you all the money!!"

"I don't want money!!" Fourteen stared at him, saying word by word, "I want mayonnaise!"

Roppongi, who never thought that the other party wanted this thing, was stunned.

"What? Mayonnaise?"

"Take it out quickly!!!"

After being yelled at by him, Roppongi quickly shouted "Yes!" and asked the servant to take out the mayonnaise.

Fourteen's mood began to get excited.

Finally... finally, mayonnaise! ! !

"Wang!"

Fourteen stared blankly at the dirt dog in front of him.

"Hey." Fourteen looked at Roppongi expressionlessly and said, "I want mayonnaise, not a dog!"

Roppongi said: "What are you talking about? It's mayonnaise!"

At this time, the bald old man appeared.Seeing the dog in Fourteen's hands, the old man exclaimed in surprise: "Mayonnaise!!"

"Wang!"

As soon as he heard the old man's voice, the dog barked happily and ran to the old man, one person and one dog hugged each other happily.

"Wait for me!!!"

Fourteen roared and asked forcefully, "Could the mayonnaise you're talking about be..."

"Ah!" The old man hugged the dog happily and said to Fourteen, "This is my mayonnaise!"

Just listen to "boom".Fourteen rolled his eyes and fell straight down.

And the last consciousness before fainting was three words:

mayonnaise.

When Shisi woke up, he had already returned to the Shinsengumi's settlement.

Kondo Xun, who was guarding beside his bed, saw Fourteen wake up, and said happily, "Fourteen? You woke up? How do you feel?"

"Mr. Kondo? What's wrong with me...?"

"You suddenly fainted at the Hirata house! Fortunately, Saito Kazu-kun of the Shinsengumi brought you back!"

"Ah, that's it..." Thinking that he had caused trouble to others, Shisi lost his mind, "Sorry, I'm not in a good state recently..."

"It's okay. We can all understand." Kondo smiled, took out a bottle, and said somewhat mysteriously, "Look at what I brought you?"

Fourteen blinked, took the bottle and opened it, his eyes widened.

It was mayonnaise! !

"Mr. Kondo, this is..."

"At first I didn't understand the reason why you suddenly became distraught, but after asking Miss Xuecun, I found out that you asked her about salad oil, which reminded Zongwu that salad oil is one of the ingredients for mayonnaise. We That's why everyone knows what you've been worrying about lately."

Fourteen still didn't know what to say, when Sougo walked over with a smile, still holding a spoon in his hand.

"Mr. Hijikata. Although we didn't find salad oil, we found rapeseed oil as a substitute. The taste may not be very good the first time you make it, so just let it go."

Taking the spoon, Fourteen looked at Sougo in surprise.Sougo smiled wryly and said, "Looking at Mr. Hijikata's lack of energy recently, even I can't seem to cheer up."

Fourteen was stunned.Seeing Isao Kondo and Sougo who looked at him with concern, Fourteen smiled slightly.

"Eat it and cheer up! Fourteen!"

"what."

Fourteen scooped up a spoonful, carefully put it into his mouth, and fully felt the taste of the mayonnaise with his tongue.

The taste was much different from the previous ones, even obviously mixed with impurities, but it made Fourteen feel that this was the most delicious mayonnaise he had ever tasted in his life.

That night, Shisi went to the toilet thirteen times, which broke his heart.

Realizing that the impurities contained in the mayonnaise he ate were other harmful substances intentionally added by someone, Fourteen gritted his teeth and roared:

"Zou Wu, you bastard——"

And behind the big tree in front of the toilet, Sougo showed an extremely dark smile when he heard the voice coming from inside.

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Everyone has been waiting for a long time, this article will officially start on July 7th~

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