Stand-up comedy studio

On September 3278, 9, the ground shook for a while, and in an instant, the surroundings of the general's training place turned into ruins.

Because the training ground is made of special materials, it survived, but the surrounding houses were turned into scorched earth. General Wei led all the soldiers to leave the training ground, trying to rescue the surviving people, but even the houses can be blown up. Cannonballs, how could the mortal body of human beings survive in such a situation.

It was so bombed that even the dead body could not be found.

It was the first time that everyone saw General Wei's second expression besides seriousness, which seemed sad or hateful, and his eyes were flushed because of this.

Picking up a fistful of loess with both hands, it soiled Wei Mingchen's most important military uniform, and put it down gently, as if treating the person he loves the most. Wei Mingchen stood up and saluted it solemnly, "I will not let your sacrifice In vain."

In the eyes of everyone, the general's back is still so majestic and firm, but who can know the sadness on his face, his back is turned to everyone, and he bears it alone.

Huo Xiaoyu has adapted to the high-intensity training life in the army, so he still has the energy to do some of his own things at night, maybe he wants to change his mood and calm down the violent beating of his heart today, maybe it is for the fans who are waiting for food. Live broadcast tonight.

Probably because today's news made people not want to go to Starnet, even the number of viewers who came into the live broadcast room was half less than usual, and half of the people who came in were smiling.

[Huo Huo, we are very eager to laugh today, can you tell us a cross talk. 】

[Maybe only Huo Huo's cross talk can save me now, please. 】

The fans who were usually full of vigor and vigor now turned into such a listless look, Huo Xiaojia felt very distressed when he saw it, and Mu Hong didn't say anything, and he didn't use his glowing fonts to break the dignified atmosphere.

"Then let me tell you the story of my past." Huo Xiaoyan's eyes softened, immersed in his own memories, "I used to have a very good brother, but he was very stupid when he played with me. He patted his chest and told me to protect me, he is the big brother who comes to him for anything, but when he turns around and encounters anything, he hides behind me, he is too cowardly."

【Then what?Then he finally protected Huo Huo once? 】

"Then, I have always been the one who protected him." The last words that Zhou Cheng said to him in Huo Xiaoma's memory were those that shouted his name tearfully, "But he is still my best brother, But that's not what I want to say, I want to make you happy."

"I remember one time, when he came home from school, his mother asked him to take off his clothes and put them in the washing... cleaning robot, and he obediently did so, but he just took them off without putting his clothes in his pockets. Take out what’s in it.” Huo Xiaoma almost slipped out about the washing machine, and then the audience would ask him what a washing machine is, “As a result, the hard object in his pocket directly exploded the cleaning robot, and he The things that belonged to me were intact, but the mother was so angry that she said that she had never seen such a prodigal person!"

"He didn't know which tendon was wrong, so he tentatively replied, 'Isn't this just a good time for you to meet', I still remember my brother's screams that day." Huo Xiaoqian finished this It's a small story, and it's only a little popular in the live broadcast room.

[This sentence is obviously looking for a beating!I admire my brother's courage. 】

[It's fine if you don't kill her, it means she's still her own mother. 】

[I want to know what is so hard that it exploded the cleaning robot! 】

[If it were me, I would probably want to kill him too, how expensive it is to clean robots! 】

While everyone else was discussing Huo Xiaojie's short story, there was a girl in the corner bursting into tears. She walked down from the audience bit by bit and stood in front of Huo Xiaojie. In the virtual projection, she was a little blurry and blurry. melted her tears.

For a while, everyone was quiet, as if the pause button had been pressed, and all discussions stopped abruptly.

[Huo Huo, do you know that I used to be complacent because my grandma refused to move out, because she lived next to the general's training ground, and I could take the opportunity to visit my grandma to secretly watch the general, grandma is very tolerant, she always She smiled kindly and told me to be careful, if I was caught by the soldiers, I would be thrown back, and she would feel distressed if I bumped into her a little bit. 】

The girl was sobbing as she spoke, as if recalling what she had said, tears fell down her slightly dry cheeks.

[But I hate myself so much now, why didn’t I persuade grandma to move out with my parents, because a little selfishness caused grandma to suffer such unexpected disasters, I know how broken I was when grandma’s residence was blown up by the federation How desperate!Everything about grandma, I have nothing left!Everyone told me to mourn and let me ease my mood, but...why I have listened to Huo Huo's cross talk, why am I still sad?Huo Huo, can you tell me...]

In order to prevent the audience from being disturbed in the live broadcast room, the language intelligence of the auditorium is expressed through bullet screens, and there is no sound that can be uttered. All the cries of the girls are turned into bullet screens and displayed in front of Huo Xiaoyu, like a farewell Lin's mime.

I couldn't hear anything, I could only see with my eyes, and saw the girl squatting down slowly, wrapping her hands around herself and crying like a child.

Even though it was a movie without sound, it made Huo Xiaoyu's heart throb.

He squatted down and stroked the top of the girl's head through the layer of nothingness, "Life and death are fateful, and everything depends on blessing and misfortune."

The girl looked at the person in front of her with tears in her eyes, and grasped the last straw. Huo Xiaojia firmly said: "We will pay back the debts owed by the Federation one by one."

……

Wei Mingchen stood motionless, looking directly at Mu Zhe, "Your Majesty, please make a decision."

"Your Majesty, we must not act rashly. In the past, we used tactics to declare war. This time, the direct bombardment may be some kind of conspiracy to get us hooked." The founder of the country persuaded.

Mu Zhe also had a headache. While feeling sorry for the tragic death of his own people, he also felt that what the elder said was reasonable, but he couldn't accept it if he waited like this.

Wei Mingchen's fingers in the seam of his trousers bent slightly, as if he couldn't control himself and clenched into fists, "If Your Majesty can grant my request, I will help His Majesty swallow the Federation and unify the empire this time."

After much deliberation, Mu Zhe finally decided to agree to Wei Mingchen's request and let him lead the army to fight against the Federation.

Whether it is engulfed or damaged, all bets are placed on this battle!

The author has something to say:

It's war!There is going to be a war!I just don’t know if I can write what I think and present it to everyone QAQ