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Chapter 3 Boy, do you exercise? (build)
Although I don't know how much the original inheritance is, but since it is said to be a huge amount, it should be indispensable. The original prodigal has become so poor?And he drank himself to death like crazy, was it because he lost his parents or because of...love?
This is not Huo Xiaoma's wild speculation, but the original body's bedside table is full of large and small photo frames, and the photo frames are all of the same man, just standing, his whole body is full of murderous aura.
This man's status must be noble. Looking at him in military uniform, could it be that he is a marshal or something?Getting drunk for someone you can't see?
However, Huo Xiaoqian forgot that his original parents died for the country, so they must be connected with the army, and it is not surprising to have close contact with generals or marshals occasionally.
But now is not the time to think so much, if you don't think about it, you will experience the thrill of starving to death.
This fucking life.
Not to mention that he can only talk about cross talk, but now he has no clue where to start. This is not an era he is familiar with, everything is unknown, and the original body is almost worn down. His main goal now Still have to rectify the body function.
Huo Xiaomao inquired about the price of nutrient solution on Xingwang.com, the price is not expensive because it is common, and you can choose from various flavors, so it is enough to use nutrient solution for a period of time.
After making up his mind, Huo Xiaoma made a sports plan for himself.
Since the funds are limited, don't procrastinate and start implementing it from today.
Opening the door of the house made Huo Xiaoba stunned. There was a small garden outside such a big house, but what surprised him most was that there were all kinds of messy things flying in the sky, and people could even be seen!
False, must be false!
Huo Xiaoqian closed the door with a bang, and when it was opened again, there were still trapeze people. Will people in the future be so capable that they can go to the sky casually? !
For this world, Huo Xiaojia still knew too little, and searched a lot of knowledge on the optical brain.
[The earth is finally overwhelmed. Natural disasters and man-made disasters have caused human beings to lose their homeland for survival. In order to survive, human beings migrated to the planet Laidona and settled down.
It is now May 3277, 5, and the planet Leidona is currently under the control of the Mu family, and its technology is prosperous. 】
"What is flying in the sky?"
[Scanning... This object is an aircraft, and the price is about 20-100w star coins. Most of the standing aircraft are owned by one person, and the carriage aircraft is more expensive. Most of them are standing tools for wealthy households. 】
"Everyone has a copy? Then I should have it too?" Huo Xiaomao muttered to himself, and Guangnao immediately dismissed his thoughts.
[According to the scan, the holder does not have an aircraft. 】
"Then what do I have?" Huo Yanmagi scanned the surroundings with a face.
[Hehe, you have a bicycle. 】
Huo Shuang: "..." Wouldn't it be good to be your optical brain!Learn from human mockery!
Huo Xiaoqian found that since he came to this body, the number of times he was choked to the point of being speechless had increased. Obviously, the eloquence he had cultivated because of cross talk was only for poisoning others.
Running is important, bicycle flying machine or something, let's talk about it when we have money.
After making up his mind, Huo Xiaoqian rolled up his sleeves, did a warm-up exercise, and ran out along the garden. Huo Xiaoqian found that the moment he stepped out of the gate, the gate closed automatically, which was awesome.
The physical fitness of this person is really poor. After running around, he is already out of breath. If he finds a seat to sit down and rest, the trouble will come to him immediately.
"Hey, isn't this our hero's own son? Now he's so destitute that he doesn't even have a home?" The mackerel is full of sarcasm.
Huo Xie looked up at him, then looked around to see if there was no one around, and realized that this person came after him, but he didn't have the memory of the original body, and he didn't know this scumbag kid.
It was probably due to the addition of Huo Xiaoma's facial paralysis. It was only a flirtatious glance at first, but the young man saw the meaning of being unconvinced and provocative. You are so ugly that you have the guts to confess your love to the general? It’s not because of your parents that the general didn’t kick you out!"
The following words were automatically filtered by Huo Xiaomao, he stretched out his hand to touch his face, raised his eyes and asked, "Am I ugly?"
To be honest, Huo Xiaomao and the original body are not ugly, they are even [-]% similar, and the rest is completely different in temperament. He is a comic talk talker, and there are so many fans who want to give birth to monkeys for him!
But the future is not as good as modern times. After years of genetic optimization, the appearance of people in the future is generally higher, and it is not at the same level as Huo Xiaomao. If the young man in front of him is not dyed with variegated colors, he may look even better.
Huo Xiaoqian thought that even if he wasn't a male god, he couldn't be considered ugly!
"Ha! Otherwise, do you think you are good-looking? Ugly! I have no self-knowledge, no wonder I have the courage to confess to the general, hahahaha!" The young man laughed loudly, and the little follower also laughed at Huo Xiaomao.
"It's just such an ugly person, how can he be worthy of the general!"
"wishful thinking!"
"Ugliness brings trouble!"
"I'm just confessing. It turns out that you have already matched me in your hearts. Thank you for your blessings." Huo Xiaoqian guessed that the person in the photo placed by the original body is probably the so-called general.
To be honest, he didn't know this person, so he naturally didn't like to talk about it, but it was really a bad experience to be scolded by someone who didn't know why because of him.
A cold light flashed in Huo Xiaomao's eyes, and he slowly stood up.
The young man was secretly annoyed by Huo Xiaoqian's words, but when he saw Huo Xiaoqian standing up suddenly, he was taken aback. He subconsciously prepared for the battle, and realized how stupid he looked.
He straightened his collar and forced himself to look at him.
Just stare, I'm afraid of you!
"By the way, what's your name?" Huo Xiaoqian, a young man who had no chance, turned his head and asked as he walked back.
The young man turned red with anger, "You, you, you don't even know my name! My name is Huang Shan, please remember it for me!"
"...Eel?" Huo Xiaomao was confused, nodded and continued to walk back.
Huang Shan always felt that something was wrong when he saw Huo Xiaoqian like this, but there was nothing wrong with him, and he even felt a little baffled that he thought so.
Colorful Pipi eel, let's go!
This is not Huo Xiaoma's wild speculation, but the original body's bedside table is full of large and small photo frames, and the photo frames are all of the same man, just standing, his whole body is full of murderous aura.
This man's status must be noble. Looking at him in military uniform, could it be that he is a marshal or something?Getting drunk for someone you can't see?
However, Huo Xiaoqian forgot that his original parents died for the country, so they must be connected with the army, and it is not surprising to have close contact with generals or marshals occasionally.
But now is not the time to think so much, if you don't think about it, you will experience the thrill of starving to death.
This fucking life.
Not to mention that he can only talk about cross talk, but now he has no clue where to start. This is not an era he is familiar with, everything is unknown, and the original body is almost worn down. His main goal now Still have to rectify the body function.
Huo Xiaomao inquired about the price of nutrient solution on Xingwang.com, the price is not expensive because it is common, and you can choose from various flavors, so it is enough to use nutrient solution for a period of time.
After making up his mind, Huo Xiaoma made a sports plan for himself.
Since the funds are limited, don't procrastinate and start implementing it from today.
Opening the door of the house made Huo Xiaoba stunned. There was a small garden outside such a big house, but what surprised him most was that there were all kinds of messy things flying in the sky, and people could even be seen!
False, must be false!
Huo Xiaoqian closed the door with a bang, and when it was opened again, there were still trapeze people. Will people in the future be so capable that they can go to the sky casually? !
For this world, Huo Xiaojia still knew too little, and searched a lot of knowledge on the optical brain.
[The earth is finally overwhelmed. Natural disasters and man-made disasters have caused human beings to lose their homeland for survival. In order to survive, human beings migrated to the planet Laidona and settled down.
It is now May 3277, 5, and the planet Leidona is currently under the control of the Mu family, and its technology is prosperous. 】
"What is flying in the sky?"
[Scanning... This object is an aircraft, and the price is about 20-100w star coins. Most of the standing aircraft are owned by one person, and the carriage aircraft is more expensive. Most of them are standing tools for wealthy households. 】
"Everyone has a copy? Then I should have it too?" Huo Xiaomao muttered to himself, and Guangnao immediately dismissed his thoughts.
[According to the scan, the holder does not have an aircraft. 】
"Then what do I have?" Huo Yanmagi scanned the surroundings with a face.
[Hehe, you have a bicycle. 】
Huo Shuang: "..." Wouldn't it be good to be your optical brain!Learn from human mockery!
Huo Xiaoqian found that since he came to this body, the number of times he was choked to the point of being speechless had increased. Obviously, the eloquence he had cultivated because of cross talk was only for poisoning others.
Running is important, bicycle flying machine or something, let's talk about it when we have money.
After making up his mind, Huo Xiaoqian rolled up his sleeves, did a warm-up exercise, and ran out along the garden. Huo Xiaoqian found that the moment he stepped out of the gate, the gate closed automatically, which was awesome.
The physical fitness of this person is really poor. After running around, he is already out of breath. If he finds a seat to sit down and rest, the trouble will come to him immediately.
"Hey, isn't this our hero's own son? Now he's so destitute that he doesn't even have a home?" The mackerel is full of sarcasm.
Huo Xie looked up at him, then looked around to see if there was no one around, and realized that this person came after him, but he didn't have the memory of the original body, and he didn't know this scumbag kid.
It was probably due to the addition of Huo Xiaoma's facial paralysis. It was only a flirtatious glance at first, but the young man saw the meaning of being unconvinced and provocative. You are so ugly that you have the guts to confess your love to the general? It’s not because of your parents that the general didn’t kick you out!"
The following words were automatically filtered by Huo Xiaomao, he stretched out his hand to touch his face, raised his eyes and asked, "Am I ugly?"
To be honest, Huo Xiaomao and the original body are not ugly, they are even [-]% similar, and the rest is completely different in temperament. He is a comic talk talker, and there are so many fans who want to give birth to monkeys for him!
But the future is not as good as modern times. After years of genetic optimization, the appearance of people in the future is generally higher, and it is not at the same level as Huo Xiaomao. If the young man in front of him is not dyed with variegated colors, he may look even better.
Huo Xiaoqian thought that even if he wasn't a male god, he couldn't be considered ugly!
"Ha! Otherwise, do you think you are good-looking? Ugly! I have no self-knowledge, no wonder I have the courage to confess to the general, hahahaha!" The young man laughed loudly, and the little follower also laughed at Huo Xiaomao.
"It's just such an ugly person, how can he be worthy of the general!"
"wishful thinking!"
"Ugliness brings trouble!"
"I'm just confessing. It turns out that you have already matched me in your hearts. Thank you for your blessings." Huo Xiaoqian guessed that the person in the photo placed by the original body is probably the so-called general.
To be honest, he didn't know this person, so he naturally didn't like to talk about it, but it was really a bad experience to be scolded by someone who didn't know why because of him.
A cold light flashed in Huo Xiaomao's eyes, and he slowly stood up.
The young man was secretly annoyed by Huo Xiaoqian's words, but when he saw Huo Xiaoqian standing up suddenly, he was taken aback. He subconsciously prepared for the battle, and realized how stupid he looked.
He straightened his collar and forced himself to look at him.
Just stare, I'm afraid of you!
"By the way, what's your name?" Huo Xiaoqian, a young man who had no chance, turned his head and asked as he walked back.
The young man turned red with anger, "You, you, you don't even know my name! My name is Huang Shan, please remember it for me!"
"...Eel?" Huo Xiaomao was confused, nodded and continued to walk back.
Huang Shan always felt that something was wrong when he saw Huo Xiaoqian like this, but there was nothing wrong with him, and he even felt a little baffled that he thought so.
Colorful Pipi eel, let's go!
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