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The distress brought about by the truth of the matter made Huo Xiaomao go home and start the live broadcast, but he didn't feel relieved. Today's live broadcast is still calligraphy, and the cross talk is still unclear. Staring at the rice paper with burning eyes in the center.

[System: Top VIP Hong enters the live broadcast room. 】

The system prompt made Huo Xiaoba stunned for a moment, and a question popped up in his mind inexplicably, Hong and Mu Hong seem to have the same word...

Thinking of Mu Hong, Huo Xiaoqian finally turned his attention from his guilt towards the general to Mu Hong's sentence of fuck. This distraction was a big deal, and the hand that was writing the poem couldn't help but write a capital fuck.

Mr. Shu's heart aches, Mr. Shu wants to hit someone when he sees it!

This time, Huo Xiaoma didn't write about love between children, but an inspirational poem, but it became:

When all rivers go east to the sea, when will they return to the west?The young don't work hard, the boss fucks

【Hiro:...】

[Fuck me, I am surprised to see English poetry!It's still a mixture of Chinese and English!Beef! Beef!Sure enough, he is a master of cultural level! 】

[Failure!What a failure!I even asked my colleagues to come and see, aren't you slapping me in the face! 】

【Old Master Shu, are you trying to piss me off or suffocate me by showing me this! ? 】

[23333 Upstairs laughed me to death, the two respected old men agreed in their hearts: fuck! 】

[Huo Huo, wake up, you are afraid that you will be beaten if you go out! 】

[Actually, fuck sounds like two syllables, Huo Huo's poem is still coherent! (Self-hypnosis jpg.)]

Huo Xiaoma was also secretly annoyed at himself for making such a low-level mistake, and put the question that he thought of just now behind his head, but even so, a seed of doubt would always be planted in his heart, and he only waited for that day to break through the ground. Roots sprout.

"Sorry, I was distracted just now. If you don't mind, I can write a new one as a gift." I rubbed my temples and forced myself to calm down.

[Hong: Then give me the bad one, I don’t mind, if that’s the case, I’ll get rid of the rewritten one. 】

The fans just wanted to call the local tyrant mean when they saw the first sentence, but they immediately burst into smiles after seeing the second sentence, and turned back very quickly, helping the local tyrant to persuade Huo Xiaomao together.

[Yes, if the local tyrant likes it, just give it to him, we don't mind! 】

[As the leader of the wall grass, I want to say, Huo Huo, give it to him quickly!We have one less competitor! 】

[Shameless upstairs!Whoever said you are the leader, we didn't agree, okay!Obviously I am! 】

[I have finally seen how shameless the audience in this live broadcast room are, they abandoned their integrity just for a piece of calligraphy, heh, can you sell it to me!I pay big money! 】

"Well, since none of you have any objections, then I will give the first one to Hong, and exclude him from the second lottery list." Huo Xiaoma paused, and then said with deep meaning, "I It is also related to him to write this."

His name is also part of him.

Having said that, Mu Hong almost got up impulsively. Could it be that the vest was taken off unknowingly! ?

The audience didn't care about this, this sentence obviously meant that the two had an affair, crying and begging them to be together.

[You show your affection like this, how can I feel so embarrassed when I am still single! 】

[I beg you to hurry up and get together!Hurry up and get married!I paid for the custom online marriage certificate! 】

[Although the custom-made marriage certificate is quite expensive, but they are local tyrants, they should not take your money seriously, and crush you with just a tip. 】

[The sweetness of the two of them is almost overflowing the light screen, say!Did the two of you have been together, lived together, beeped a long time ago?Damn!Why does the system silence me! 】

[System: Harmonious Network, reject pornography, start with everyone's words. 】

[Fuck me, hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha official complaint, the deadliest! 】

……

In the end, the lucky one was the colleague brought by Mr. Shu, which made Mr. Shu so angry that he was bearded and stared, and he was not at all as cold as before.

The colleague was very happy, and with a wave of his hand, he rewarded Huo Xiaoma with [-] star coins. After the live broadcast, Huo Xiaoma sent them the calligraphy respectively, and then returned all the money owed to Hong.

It can be tiring to always be in debt.

Unexpectedly, before he asked anything, Hiroshi blew himself up first.

【Hiro: What do you mean by what you said today? 】

[Reply to Hong: Literally, I did write like that because of you. 】

[Hong: You know everything? 】

[Response to Hong: ...um. 】

This person shouldn't be Mu Hong, right?The only ones who would be so stupid to blow themselves up are probably the brats with the second illness? !

Yes, Huo Xiaojia was just trying to make a fool of himself, but he didn't expect that Hiroshi would really be tricked out by him, and he slapped him in the face in the next second.

[Hong: I am Mu Hong. 】

[Reply to Hong: ...]

[Reply to Hong: You are not suitable for the battlefield. Even if you are unyielding when captured by the enemy, you are too easy to be clichéd. 】

[Hong: ... I just think that since you have seen through it, there is no need to hide it. 】

When he thought that the person opposite the light screen was Mu Hong, Huo Wei felt a little embarrassed, thinking that he once called Fang Hong baby...

Emmmmm......

[Reply to Hong: Farewell! 】

[Hong:? ? ? 】

……

Although they identified their identities, Huo Xiaoqian and Mu Hong didn't have much interaction except in the live broadcast room.

Mu Hong wanted to find a time to apologize, and the person concerned knew about the bad things about him behind his back, so he couldn't justify it without an apology.

He clearly felt that Huo Xiaojia was deliberately avoiding him, but why?

Mu Hong was really puzzled. The deadline for acting as a substitute was reached within a short while. It happened that the enemy country sent diplomats to negotiate. It sounded like friendly talks between the two sides, but in fact they came to inquire about our situation. They could not In the past, this group of diplomats could come in and out at will, but the famous trainees of recruits like Gerson College.

The diplomats of the Federation are tall, and most of them have different-colored eyes. They are not pure black from the people of the empire, and their hair color is not black. In Huo Xiaoma's view, the people of the Federation are like foreigners who have mutated and thrived.

Although the Imperials don't look as strong as the Federals, most of them are the type who look thinner when they wear clothes and take off their clothes.

Since this group of diplomats chose to inspect Gerson College, the principal must take the students out to greet them. The Mecha Department and the Auxiliary Department stood in the first row, showing that they are not soldiers but are more like soldiers.

The leading federal diplomat, Ben, swept across everyone's faces with a calm expression, and then paused on Huo Xiao's face, his eyes gradually becoming fiery.

"Oh my God! Is he an angel?!"

The author has something to say:

I always feel that I have written a lot of cults... ==