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Hiro is very abnormal today.

Huo Xiaomao was a little distracted when cutting vegetables, and almost cut his finger.

Obviously there was no request at the beginning, but today there are many requirements for this meal. For example, the water must be from Hua'an Street. You must know that the water quality there is known as the clearest and sweetest spring water, but Huo Xiaojia's family The location is far from Hua'an Street.

What's even worse is that the amount of salt added should be controlled within milligrams. It is even called that eating too much salt is not good for your health, but you can't let it go, otherwise it will have no taste.

Putting so little may not taste any flavor.

The little bear is afraid that something bad will happen to him today.

He kept moving his hands, but he was thinking about whether to use something to coax this brat, after all, how could this person be his creditor now.

After packing up the prepared meals and sending them over urgently, Huo Xiaomao turned on his optical brain, ready to search how netizens coax people. The forum in Lujiang is a good place, and the forum is also a holographic projection. Huo Xiaomao just A group of people who entered the forum looked over in unison, first murmured a few words in a low voice, and then everyone looked at Huo Xiaoma with a hint of incomprehensible meaning in their eyes.

"Huo Huo!" The sweet female voice was particularly abrupt, and a petite girl ran over while waving at Huo Xiaoba.

After the girl ran in front of Huo Xiaobao, she gasped heavily, "You are?"

Although face-to-face holographic projection can be achieved during the live broadcast, so many people are talking, even if the bullet screen will be accompanied by a name, it is still difficult to tell who it is.

The girl also thought of this, scratched her head a little embarrassedly and introduced herself: "I am Shu Shu, the one who was very lucky to get your calligraphy."

"Then Shu Shu, can I ask you for a favor? I don't know how to ask for help in this forum, can you tell me?" Shu Shu's name is very clever, it sounds like calling out her nickname repeatedly, Huo Xiao Ma's voice was inherently magnetic, and Shu Shusu couldn't find her way when she read it in a slightly lower voice.

For the first time, I thought my name sounded great!

"Yes! Yes! Of course you can! In this life, I want to sleep Huo Huo!" After Shu Shu finished speaking, she pulled Huo Xiaomao's sleeve and walked forward. is very cute.

After walking forward for a few steps, he arrived at his destination. Many people made way for Huo Xiaoma inexplicably during the period, which made him confused.

The thing in front of him was like a big blackboard, but there were many post names on it, Shu Shu jumped up and poked one casually, a large piece of text suddenly popped up from Shu Shu's optical brain, the content was exactly the post that Shu Shu clicked on just now.

"Look, this way you can reply to other people's posts. If you want to post it yourself, just input the content you want to post into this question converter by voice... OK..." Shu Shu explained to Huo Xiaoqian eloquently, He suddenly stopped and slapped his forehead, "Damn it, I forgot about my grandpa!"

"Don't worry, I'll help you find it together, and describe your grandfather's appearance." Huo Xiaoqian comforted her.

But Shu Shu waved her hand, "It's not the first time my grandpa has come to the forum. It's probably in the central square. Huo Huo, you should ask questions first. I'll go and find my grandpa. My grandpa also wants to meet you."

After Shu Shu ran far away, Huo Xiaoma turned to face the "big blackboard", entered the question of how to coax people, saw his own question on the question converter, and turned back to look for Shu Shu.

After a while, my optical brain kept beeping, and there were a few fragmentary replies, but none of them answered the questions seriously, most of them were asking if it was me.

Shu Shu quickly found her grandfather and brought her to Huo Xiaoqian. The old man still had some doubts in his eyes. Huo Xiaoqian took the lead to say hello, "Grandpa Shu Shu, hello, I am Huo Xiaoqian."

"Are you the young man who wrote calligraphy? The handwriting is really majestic, that's beautiful!" Although the old man's doubts did not subside, his admiration for Huo Xiaoma was unquestionable.

Huo Xiaoqian has always had a good memory. He remembered that Shu Shu once said that he would give the calligraphy to her professor, "Could it be that you are Shu Shu's professor?"

"Oh, oh, yes! I forgot to introduce you. This is my grandfather and the most severe cultural professor in Gerson College. I almost failed to learn cultural knowledge from my grandfather. I really don't give any accommodation. , only when I gave Huo Huo your calligraphy to grandpa last time, he had the idea of ​​breaking the rules for the first time." Shu Shu gave Huo Xiao a thumbs up, "Huo Huo, you are awesome!"

The old man ignored his lively granddaughter, and looked directly at Huo Xiaoyu, "Young man, is it convenient to reveal your master's name?"

Huo Xiaoqian thought of the old calligrapher who taught him, his heart suddenly felt sour, he shook his head and said, "Master has passed away long ago."

The old man pursed his lips and remained silent. In the end, Shu Shu was the first to break the silence, "Huo Huo, what question did you ask just now?"

"I just asked how to coax a brat."

"Do you still need to ask this kind of question? Buy him two toys and he will lose his temper." Shu Shu thought of something, and suddenly raised her head to stare at him, "Huo Huo, you won't have a son!"

Huo Xiaoma shook his head, "I don't have a son. This brat doesn't seem to be young, so he shouldn't be able to coax him well with just one or two toys."

"Could it be a wolf-dog type man?! I'm broken in love! The flower of love withered before it bears fruit! Hey, blah, blah, blah..." Shu Shu wailed and hid her face, Huo Xiaoqian got a headache from her series of fake cries , the girl is indeed an incomprehensible creature.

"Okay Shu'er, stop making trouble, we should go back." The old man waved to Shu Shu, and Shu Shu obediently took the old man's arm and prepared to leave. The old man was very cold all the time, not at all like what Shu Shu said .

At first, Huo Xiaoqian thought it was Shu Shu who was exaggerating. It wasn't until the live broadcast later that he realized that the old man paid attention to his live broadcast room, watched every live broadcast, and even sat secretly in a small corner to give him a reward. .

It can be said to be very arrogant.

But these are all things for later, and now Huo Xiaoma knows nothing about it.

Looking through the post just now, the number of replies gradually increased, and Huo Xiaoqian finally found a piece of useful information from it.

[Bear child, it must be lack of love in the heart, the host can play with him more and interact with him more when he has nothing to do, if he has nothing to do, call twice baby, I guess it won't be too skinny. 】

baby?It's okay baby.

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Sure enough, I still went to the leather game, wow, solo queue is really uncomfortable.