Stand-up comedy studio

Seeing that Huo Xiaoyu's physical strength had reached the upper limit, the teacher let him go with a big wave of his hand. The other students bit the back of their hands enviously. Huang Dan watched him leave with a very complicated expression.

When he got home, Huo Xiaoma fell into a dark sleep. He didn't know what night it was, and when he got up again, it was already early morning the next day.

In fact, this is also related to Huo Xiaomao's physique in a certain way. Although he insists on exercising every day, his body is not very good. If you don't sleep all night, you can't become very healthy in a while.

When he got up to drink the nutrient solution, and casually turned on the optical brain to browse the latest news, the pop-up message made Huo Xiaomao sigh deeply.

#胡铩萱不反应# This trending search has been hanging high, and there is a small word behind the tail - explode.

Is this group of people doing nothing all day long?That's why I have so much time to spend on myself, and I never get tired of digging out other people's information.

Huo Xiaoqian rubbed his forehead, and shut down Starnet without clicking in to read the content.

Although Saturday is a holiday and you can continue to catch up on sleep, the good biological clock is no longer willing to let Huo Xiaomao continue to lie down. He got up and drank a bottle of nutrient solution and went out for two laps.

Come back and turn on the optical computer, and the optical computer will automatically pop up a small frame.

[Regularly scan the holder's physical health index: 75, reaching a healthy state, please continue to maintain it. 】

This kind of regular body check is much more convenient than the present world. Huo Xiaoma casually put the towel around his neck, and the sweat beads from the corner of his forehead slid down with the curvature of his cheeks and disappeared into the towel.

There is a sexy enough to stimulate the eye.

There has been no live broadcast for so many days, Huo Xiaoma has already thought about the content of the new cross talk, and is going to reward his little fans who are waiting to be fed today, to be precise, the audience who love cross talk.

Putting on his mandarin jacket, the moment he opened the star network, he was overwhelmed by overwhelming news.

[Huo Huo!Is what he said true?Why don't you respond, as long as you say it, I'm willing to believe it! 】

[I really have fans everywhere, I like this person even though he has such a character, I am really convinced. 】

[If Huo Huo is really such an unbearable person as the broadcaster said, then I will cancel and dislike Huo Huo, but now we are willing to believe Huo Huo. 】

[I really don't understand what you like about him, but there is no real hammer now, passers-by should not be too extreme, it is better to respect other people's preferences. 】

Huo Xiaoqian sighed, it seems that if you don't explain this inexplicable thing clearly, then today's live broadcast will not be successful.

The post that was ignored just now was re-searched by Huo Xiaomao. After clicking it and reading the full text, he understood why so many people got involved in his own character.

The title of the post didn't make a big splash. Although it was picked up, it looked more like a tree hole. It is estimated that the person who clicked in promoted it to others, which made this post popular.

At first, I just complained in this post, and more and more complaints caused strong dissatisfaction, and finally evolved into a venting style of gangster history. I didn't expect that the material was really picked up, and it became so popular, and the stuff that was picked up Huo Xiaomao himself was startled.

He once tried to force the bow to the general Bawang because of his begging, even though it was obvious that he was being raped based on his body, but in the end because of the general's strong self-control, this idea went bankrupt.

This incident aroused great excitement because it involved the heroes of the empire, and because "Huo Xiaoma" used drugs on the general, he hated this person even more.

This matter is a bit tricky. To be honest, he doesn’t have the memory of his original body, so he doesn’t know whether the matter on the Internet is true or not. happened.

Huo Xiaoma rubbed his forehead, feeling a little irritable, if only he could verify it with that general.

Now I can only explain a little bit, probably no one will believe it.

Open the live broadcast room and set the entrance fee to ten star coins, which is five star coins more than last time, but the number of people pouring in is double that of last time.

Huo Xiaoma's fans didn't dare to speak as a large number of insults flashed across the bullet screen. They could only watch helplessly in the live broadcast room and wait for him to say a few words of rebuttal.

He straightened his sleeves and turned a blind eye to the abuse, "I know what everyone is expecting, but before you say that about me, I just want to ask, human flesh was banned many years ago, and now it's just because of my looks It doesn’t meet your aesthetics, so it’s not against the law to treat me with human flesh, right?”

Those yelling voices were speechless for a moment, but Huo Xiaojia continued without giving them time to react, "I don't care what the mood of the person who broke the law is, and I don't care whether you are out of justice or out of ego. For your appreciation, this is my live broadcast room, where I bring cross talk to fans, not a place where you wanton abuse, and then I will start a new cross talk, you can do whatever you want."

Everyone was dumbfounded, shouldn't the normal rhythm be that the broadcaster sincerely apologizes, and then announces that he will not live broadcast again after quitting Lujiang?Now that this person is so stubborn, they are confused. Did they find the wrong person?

"Last time we talked about names and slips of the tongue. Today, taking advantage of the topic just now, let's discuss the issue of aesthetics. You must know that my appearance was a little fresh meat thousands of years ago. Many little fans are willing to give it to me. I gave birth to a monkey." When someone who is not very handsome praises himself expressionlessly, there is always a sense of honeyed joy, many people have already raised the corners of their mouths, and those who reacted after being scolded for being stupid also He hesitated.

"I have no other advantages, that is, the history is relatively good. In ancient times, when a dynasty was established, people at that time regarded growing a beard as a beauty, and it was not the short stubble, but the longer it was, the thicker it was. Well, if we look at it now, we will definitely think wow! This man is really ugly, but in their era, he was a standard handsome man. If you call him ugly, the fans will beat you up in minutes Mom doesn't even recognize it!"

[233333 Mom doesn't even recognize it, but it's okay. 】

【Wow, this person just said that in such an ugly tone, I laughed so hard, he's so cute! 】

【You just don't look good, what's the use of explaining this. 】

"What you said gave me inspiration. Opening a haunted house in my image might make me a lot of money!" Huo Xiaojia said nonsense in a serious manner.

The author has something to say:

The cross talk is really stupid, how to write it will kill a lot of my brain cells, I am afraid I am a fool if I insist on writing this paragraph.