Stand-up comedy studio

"You didn't tamper with my parcel, did you?" Mu Hong seemed to ask inadvertently, and the principal immediately nodded respectfully and said, "Your Highness's parcel is not allowed to be tampered with at will, and His Royal Highness will take good care of it."

Mu Hong nodded and didn't say anything more. He walked all the way to the principal's office. The decoration of the principal's office is very simple, with no extra decorations except for the necessary things.

"It is said that the school spirit of Gerson College is rigorous, and it seems that its reputation is well-deserved. Even the top leader sets an example." Before the principal could compliment him, Mu Hong asked again, "Where are my things?"

The headmaster went to his desk, opened the drawer and took out a long barrel. He wanted to take the opportunity to ask for credit, but when he looked up, he found Mu Hong's face was very ugly.

Is there something wrong with the package?Someone stole the package? !

The principal thought of hundreds of ways to catch the thief. At this moment, Mu Hong said, "Who packed this package? It crumpled all my things!"

The tone was full of anger, and it sounded really angry.

headmaster:"……"

Mu Hong opened the package, and the calligraphy that had been sealed for a long time was finally rediscovered. The headmaster's eyes widened. If the other party wasn't Mu Hong, he probably would go up and snatch it!

This is a cultural treasure!

A little ink was rubbed against the tip of the right finger, and only then did he notice that there was a word in the corner, his heart skipped a beat, and the corners of his lips couldn't help but rise.

"Tsk, my name looks good no matter how you write it."

……

The first thing Huo Xiaomao did when he got home was to search for what he wanted to know on the Internet. Sure enough, although fruits and vegetables are very convenient to grow in the future world, vegetation is scarce, so paper is so precious.

And because the vegetation is very scarce, the oxygen production is also greatly reduced. Just like what Darwin said, the natural selection of the fittest survives. After years of screening, the human body will become stronger, and the demand for oxygen will not be so urgent.

Fortunately, the body is the physique of a future person, and he has long adapted to such an environment. If he passed through the whole body, he would probably be suffocated to death on the first day.

Just when he was about to shut down the star network, a recommended hot search popped up suddenly, and he was the name of the hot search.

#General like Huo Xiaomao#

Out of curiosity, Huo Xiaomao poked it in, and only then did he realize that someone had recorded a video of what happened this morning and posted it on Starnet. For some unknown reason, this so-called general also saw the news, and then opened the Starblog on purpose. He praised him a lot.

[Wei Mingchen v: @胡铩萍 No matter what kind of soldiers are worthy of admiration. (video)】

【Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!hell!Live!Living General! ! ! 】

[The general's first time was given to that ugly guy!I feel so bad! 】

[Can you tell the whole story upstairs, what is the first time you post a star blog? The first time, believe it or not, the general's wives beat you to death! 】

[Yes, every soldier who treats his position wholeheartedly is a hero, I decided to turn to Huo Xiaomao as a fan. 】

[We Huo Huo are really great!I'm going to start a cult. _(:з)∠)_]

After thinking about it, it seemed impolite not to respond, but I was too lazy to forward it, so I commented directly on his Xingbo: Thank you, but this is what your heroes deserve.

After replying, he turned off the optical brain, regardless of the turmoil on the star network.

But after the general's words took the lead, his fans on Xingbo increased from more than 1000 to [-].

Sure enough, the celebrity effect is different, attract fans quickly!

Since then, Huo Xiaoma has always been drinking nutrient solution, and today is the first time to cook. When he was working alone in the stand-up comedy industry, he was responsible for basic necessities of life. After so many years, Huo Xiaoma has also practiced A little bit of technology, although not up to the level of a chef, but the taste is very good.

Today, the taste buds missed the taste of food a little bit, so they finally used the vegetables that had been bought for a long time and kept in the refrigerator for a long time. When he entered the kitchen and saw the tableware, he was completely dumbfounded. These were not objects he was familiar with, and he had no idea how to use.

The optical brain that had just been turned off had to be turned on again, and a message popped up as soon as it was turned on. Huo Xiaoma subconsciously clicked, and then searched for kitchen utensils without paying attention to what it was.

Lujiang has a very troublesome setting, that is, when the broadcaster does not start the live broadcast, fans can collectively call the broadcaster, and after collecting 80.00% of the total number of fans, Lujiang will send a message to the broadcaster to ask him Turn on the live broadcast, if you delete it, it’s fine, but as long as you click on it, the broadcaster will be in the live broadcast state.

Huo Xiaoma doesn’t have many fans and they are all fresh and hot. It’s easy for 80.00% of his fans to call, and he doesn’t know there is such a setting, he just blindly searches, and his fans have already entered the live broadcast room I watched it, because Huo Xiaoyu didn't know that he had started the live broadcast, so there was no admission fee, and there were quite a few fans who rushed in at once.

[After calling, Huo Huo will broadcast live, why is Huo Huo so good! 】

[What is live broadcast today?In fact, I still want to hear the cross talk about Huo Huo. 】

[I gave Huo Huo's words to our professor, and our professor was so excited like a two-hundred-pound child that he almost abused his power to add credits to me!Confession Huo Huo (づ￣3￣)づ]

[Is it just me who feels that Huo Huo doesn't seem to know that we are online?What is a person doing with his head down?And the local tyrants still miss it if they can’t see the colorful bold today! 】

[System: Top VIP Hong enters the stand-up comedy live broadcast room. 】

[Surprise local tyrants! 】

"Put it into the robot's belly container and stir it automatically?" Huo Xiaoyu glanced around and said to himself, "But this family is so poor that only bicycles are left, where can there be robots?"

Walking to the small square box at the side, he picked it up and shook it, he was stunned for a moment when he heard the sound of dingling inside, and then put it down carefully, as if he was handling a fragile porcelain, and then saw two corners of the box. After pressing a button at random, a small opening on the top of the box automatically opened and a large amount of mist spewed out, scaring Huo Xiaomao back two steps.

[233333 Huo Huo, can't you even use a moisturizer?Still shaking, damn laughing at me. 】

[Now you are watching Huo Huo selling stupid live broadcast room hahahahaha. 】

[Upstairs summarizes full marks! 】

[Hong: If you don’t know how to use it, I can teach you. 】

[The local tyrant has finally conspired against the law, coveted it for a long time! 】

[Want to enter the room, ehhhh! 】

[Fuck hahahahaha, if you don't accept the wall, you will accept it! 】