I married a fairy

The ginseng fruit becomes the life fruit, the treasure of immortality, and the strange thing that can make children regardless of gender.Tang Xiaobai didn't talk about thunder for a moment, anyway, he saw groups of little dolls in front of him, rushing up and yelling, "Daddy, mommy, mommy, suckling...".

If it is really counted according to the number of fruits, then he, then he must not have given birth to more than 100 children.God!A pig never knows if it can give birth to so many pigs in its lifetime!

However, the reason why he appeared at the school today to greet the new students with his classmates was purely to avoid credit deductions, and definitely not to avoid having sex with that person.

But I don't know what's going on, the more people avoid, the more they think.Ever since he knew the effect of eating that fruit, Tang Xiaobai's brain has not stopped since yesterday afternoon.

For a while it wasn't 'I won't really be pregnant', as if it took several months for a woman to react when she was pregnant? ''In case of a really big belly, what should I do for my winter military training? ''I ate so much, how many babies should I have? '

Or when helping someone move things, I couldn't help but think, 'No, this is too big, what if I hurt my child? ''It is said that a pregnant woman will accidentally miscarry when she walks with a big stride, this, if this...'Damn it!He is a man, why should he worry about his pregnancy and miscarriage all the time?This, this is just too weird.

"No, I must check with Mr. Mo tonight, otherwise this is not over yet." Tang Xiaobai muttered to himself.But what if she was really pregnant?

"Senior, can I trouble you for a favor?" The pretty girl in a dress stood in front of Tang Xiaobai with a small witch-style parasol in one hand and a Xiaokun bag in the other.Beside her are two large canvas suitcases on the left and one on the right, with a large bag on her back.

Tang Xiaobai, who just came out of the girls' dormitory, adjusted his glasses on his face and looked up. Just as he was about to ask which floor, his heart skipped a beat: "Immortal cultivator? This is... an immortal cultivator on the second floor of Qi Refining?"

What's going on today?Tang Xiaobai secretly thought that he had met three people with special abilities this morning, and they were all girls.

"Senior?" The girl blinked her eyes and looked at the dazed Tang Xiaobai suspiciously.

"Oh." Tang Xiaobai reacted quickly and asked, "Which floor is the junior?"

The girl frowned slightly, and said with a smile: "Fifth floor, I'm from the Department of Chinese Medicine, senior, which department are you from?"

"Same as you." Tang Xiaobai said lightly and was going to help carry the box.

The girl casually took the box on her right, and left the box on her left to Tang Xiaobai, saying, "Senior, just help me get one. My box is a bit heavy."

Tang Xiaobai didn't notice anything unusual, so he took the box on the left hand side of the other party. It didn't matter, it almost missed his waist.

"...This..." I'm afraid this box can weigh up to three hundred catties, right?

The girl didn't seem to notice Tang Xiaobai's strangeness, and she had already dragged her suitcase away with ease.With Tang Xiaobai's cultivation base, it is really not a problem to move a box of this weight to the fifth floor with bare hands.The problem is - he's playing normal people now.

How does an ordinary young man move more than 300 kilograms of things up to the fifth floor?

Tang Xiaobai looked at his slender arms and legs, glanced at the beauty's back, sighed, and said to himself: Beauty, you may have misunderstood me, right?And I'm already married, and I'm not going to get a divorce in this life, so there's really no need for you to give us a bad word.

Tang Xiaobai pretended to be struggling, and helped the beauty move the box to the fifth floor step by step. As soon as she arrived at the door of the other party's bedroom, the beauty came out in a clean suit, ignoring the sweat on Tang Xiaobai's face, and continued to smile and said: "Senior, don't you?" Sorry, my former classmate is here, and I'm going out right now, so I won't call you. I will thank you later when I have time, anyway, we are in the same school. How about I leave you a phone number?"

Tang Xiaobai saw that the other party did not intend to enter the door by himself, so he said, "No need. You are busy." After speaking, he turned and left while wiping his sweat.

"Hmph, you're smart." The beauty muttered proudly, and dragged the box weighing several hundred catties into the dormitory with ease.

Tang Xiaobai turned around and glanced at the open door of the dormitory, shook his head, and strode away, but when he turned a corner and went downstairs, he touched his stomach unconsciously, and when he realized it later, he really wanted to bump his head die.

Depend on!What the hell is he doing?He's not pregnant, not pregnant, not pregnant, won't, won't, won't be pregnant!Uncle!

Mo Xianzun Mo Chonglou, who was far away on the edge of the East China Sea, saw this scene through the Qiankun Mirror, and his eyes were inexplicably gentle: "Since you are afraid, let's not talk about it for now. I hope the eldest son of the deity can be stronger."

The newly sprouted eldest son of the Mo family: ...o(TヘTo)

The sunshine in autumn is not much worse than that in summer. The sun is scorching hot, so it can still be properly placed here.If it weren't for the fact that the school deducted credits every now and then, and it was difficult to recover the credits after they were deducted, and the credits were too low, and they would not be granted graduation, etc. In such hot weather, I am afraid that few pampered students are willing to come out to work .

In 2035, high-rise buildings in many places will be equipped with elevators for the convenience of people going up and down, especially in places like the Shanghai Stock Exchange, which can be said to be modernized and technologically advanced.In some places, both floors have elevators.But for the University of Chinese Medicine, even if it is a ten-story building, there is no elevator.All the students have to go up and down on foot, which is called exercising.

Of course, it doesn't mean that only Chinese medicine is very harsh. Looking at the schools in the entire Huaguo, except for some noble students, basically all of them are like this.

In the words of many students, this is justifiably helping the school save money.

It's not like Tang Xiaobai doesn't know how to be lazy, like this time when he returned to the registration office from the girls' dormitory, he didn't dry his clothes. Seeing that his sweaty clothes were sticking to his chest and back, the instructor quickly gave him a bottle An energizing sports drink to send him off to rest.On such a hot day, the school also has to consider the health of the students.

After Tang Xiaobai thanked him, he sat under the shade of a tree to rest openly and aboveboard with a few classmates from the same department who had just gathered from elsewhere.Like other people who go five or six times a morning, he looks like a dead dog. He has hair, clothes, and sweat on the surface, but he is not really tired on the inside.

Handing the drink to a classmate, Tang Xiaobai took out a glass of water from his cross-body bag, which was actually the Lingquan drinking water specially prepared for him by Tongshan in Bailou.

"...The current school girl is really good." Some classmates were chatting, "These few trips today almost made my brother paralyzed, and he didn't even drink his saliva."

"Yeah, there are a few good-looking ones. They smiled like flowers before moving things. After moving, they were not even allowed to enter the dormitory door."

"Haha, you're the one who looks ugly, right?"

"Damn, when I was in junior high school, I used to be a classmate."

"Isn't there such a saying? It says that people are like trees, and the older they get, the uglier they become."

"Fuck you. I'm so graceful, yet has connotations..."

"...All girls now know that those of us who go to college are also hungry wolves. We are just waiting to marry a wife for free."

"It's as if you didn't mean that."

"I have, I admit it. My ambition is known to everyone."

"..."

"Young Master Tang, how are you?" Seeing Tang Xiaobai dozing off after drinking water, the classmate looked over with a smile.

Although Tang Xiaobai's appearance is not the most handsome among them, he can still be ranked among the top ten.Moreover, his gentle temperament, in the eyes of boys, is actually very handsome.

Tang Xiaobai adjusted his glasses, glanced at him and said, "The few people I met probably thought I was a bad man, and they all special 'do justice for the sky'."

"Pfft! Damn! Didn't you say that men aren't bad and women don't love them?"

"That's right, we, Mr. Tang, are actually despised by someone like Mr. Tang. It doesn't make sense..."

"..."

Tang Xiaobai smiled and didn't speak. About his marriage, he planned to find a time to tell everyone, so as to avoid unnecessary misunderstandings in the future.

Since the country redefined the legal age of marriage in 2020, there are now too many people who go to college to get married.But he is married to a man.In Huaguo, a country that has not yet passed same-sex marriage, although many people are very tolerant, there are still many people who are very radical.

In fact, when he was in junior high school and high school, he seemed to have vaguely liked girls, but after going to university, for some reason, he didn't like women no matter how beautiful they were.

Thinking of the three people with special abilities that he met today, although all three of them seemed to him to be a bit self-important, but are they beautiful?In a world where it is said that there are still more men than women, the other party has this right.As a man, he doesn't care too much about some harmless pranks.

He took out an apple from his cross-body bag and ate it in one bite.

"Fuck, Young Master Tang, you're not mean enough." The boy who had just greeted Tang Xiaobai yelled.

Tang Xiaobai took out his bag again and said, "I only brought two. Which of you will eat this?"

"Me." The talking boy had sharp eyesight and quick hands, grabbed it, and without waiting for others to react, he took a bite, and when it was done, he licked the apple in various ways as if showing off.

"Fuck, bitch..." The others didn't really want to eat much, but they were completely disgusted by watching people's actions.

While eating here, a male voice suddenly sounded: "Student, where did you buy your fruit?"

Tang Xiaobai and his frolicking classmates looked up one after another, and saw a young man who was dressed in fashion, looked like a 'dandy', and was standing far away with a pair of sunglasses in his hand.

Classmate A: How disgusting is it that we are covered in sweat?

The classmate who snatched the apple interpreted the word 'slut' to the end. When someone asked about apples, the speed at which they ate apples was so fast.On the contrary, Tang Xiaobai was still taking his time.

Seeing that the 'Eldest Young Master' seemed impatient, Tang Xiaobai said: "When I came to school this morning, I bought it from a roadside stand. It was quite expensive. It cost ten yuan each, so I bought two."

"Hmph, ten yuan is too expensive." The 'eldest young master' on the opposite side muttered, but his expression didn't seem to believe him. He narrowed his eyes and continued, "Where is the roadside stall?"

"Regal Street."

The 'Eldest Young Master' seemed to know the place. Hearing this, he looked at the apple and turned to leave.

Tang Xiaobai: Another immortal cultivator, this one seems to have just refined Qi.

"Master Tang, isn't your apple the legendary fairy fruit?" When the 'eldest young master' left, a certain bookworm looked at Tang Xiaobai with wide-eyed eyes.

Tang Xiaobai adjusted his glasses, and said with an inscrutable expression: "Could it be true? The apple seller said that if you eat this apple, you can become a fairy."

"Pfft!" A group of people burst into laughter.

Bookworm: ...

After a busy morning, near noon, the school generously ordered meals in the school cafeteria, packed them into boxes and sent them over.

There is a saying: It is easy to go from frugal to extravagant, but difficult to go from extravagant to frugal.

Tang Xiaobai ate Xianjia delicacies for half a month, no, even if it was Xianjia pig food, it was still difficult to eat these dishes which were obviously leftover vegetables and meat from the vegetable market.

"I dare say, it must be that our school's financial management has embezzled the cafeteria, otherwise it wouldn't be like this..."

"Hurry up and eat, even if it's like this, you won't be able to eat it in a while." The classmate who spoke motioned.Sure enough, on the side where the boxed lunch was received, there were those who hated it and couldn't eat it, and some who devoured it hungrily.

Tang Xiaobai didn't have much appetite, he just said that he just ate an apple and he wasn't too hungry.

"Xiaobai, don't you have heatstroke?" Some students worried,

Tang Xiaobai paused while drinking water, and then said, "Probably not."

The instructor looked over, thought for a while and said, "Xiao Bai, you can sit here this afternoon. You didn't go ten times this morning, but maybe five or six times?"

"Yes. As far as I saw, there were six times."

"Who says all beauties are called by name? Xiaobai looks good and is very popular."

"I don't think so." Tang Xiaobai glanced at the envious boy, "You haven't moved a box that weighs hundreds of catties, have you? Ha ha!"

"Pfft, Young Master Tang, you won't meet him too, will you?"

"Have you encountered this too?" Ordinary people shouldn't carry such heavy boxes, especially girls.Wouldn't it be another supernatural person or immortal cultivator?

"No, if it wasn't for my brother's natural strength, he would have made a fool of himself at that time. Just like that, my brother also used up all his breastfeeding strength."

Tang Xiaobai raised his eyebrows: It seems that there are many Crouching Tigers, Hidden Dragons in the school!

While thinking about it, Tang Xiaobai took out the snacks from his backpack when he was making steamed buns for Jiuxiaogong this morning.

"Crack——" Just after eating a small snack, a figure suddenly snatched it away.

Tang Xiaobai raised his head to look at the 'robber' differently. His snacks are just the leftovers after cooking oyster sauce, and the aura is very low.Wouldn't it be worthwhile to cause the three practitioners to stare at him and rob them?

"Classmates, what are you doing?" The instructor frowned.At the same time, the dark belly: Where did this student come from, so rude?

The person who snatched it arrogantly glanced at the instructor, then looked at Tang Xiaobai and said, "Where did you get this thing?"

"You can control it?" Tang Xiaobai frowned: A person with supernatural powers?

"Heh!" The man sneered, and a wave of spiritual power flew over.

Tang Xiaobai was amazed, didn't it mean that people with special abilities can't do anything to ordinary people casually?Taiji.com lied to people, and Tong Shan would not lie to him.But this person is so arrogant in broad daylight?

wrong.Tang Xiaobai immediately understood that the other party used spiritual power to attack from a long distance, even if he was injured, in the eyes of ordinary people, he was more suspected of "touching porcelain".

"Which department do you belong to?" A majestic voice sounded.A huge coercion from far to near blocked the impacting spiritual power.

Tang Xiaobai withdrew his hands calmly.Follow the crowd to look at the past curiously.

The instructor quickly put down his lunch box, smiled at the man and said, "Director Lin."

Students of the Department of Chinese Medicine: Is this the rumored new Director of Academic Affairs this year?So young, only in his 30s?Through the back door?

Tang Xiaobai: It seems to be the sixth level of Qi Refining?Same as yourself?

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Every time my aunt comes here, she loves to gossip very much, almost dying.But every month, I can't control my mouth, I like spicy food, woo woo!Thanks to the little angels who voted for me or irrigated the nutrient solution~

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