I married a fairy
Chapter 14:
Tang Xiaobai had a dream, in which he was still a four or five year old doll.An old man with a ruddy complexion, a white beard, and a sense of immortality stood in front of him and said, "Xiaobai already knows how to cook, so starting today, grandpa will take you to formally study the classics of the Tang family.
The first thing we have to learn is "The Holy Book of Materia Medica". This holy book is a treasure that my Tang family has passed down for thousands of years. Unfortunately, due to various reasons, the original work has long been lost, and now it can only be passed on by word of mouth.
Didn't Xiaobai always dislike our lack of ingredients?When Xiaobai learns the "Book of Materia Medica", everything in this world can be used as food for Xiaobai.Xiaobai will definitely become a generation of food doctors in the future.
A food doctor treats a disease with food....
... Humans eat whole grains, and grains and grains, like all vegetation in the world, have their own unique characteristics.Food medicine uses the properties of various foods to prepare meals for healing, health and cultivation.Do you know why grandpa can live more than 100 years? ...Because grandpa realized his own way of food and medicine...well, we Xiaobai will definitely realize his own way in the future...haha!Okay, Xiaobai wants to live ten thousand years, one hundred million years.Brat, a little bit of ambition is not small. "
"...Xiaobai is the most qualified disciple of my school of food medicine for thousands of years. He was born with the destiny of this world, and his fortune is also very good.... In the future, he will definitely carry forward my school of food medicine.
... That person is right. If our school was placed in the era of cultivating immortals, it would be food cultivation based on food. It's just that the ancestors fused some tricks of alchemy, and only then did food medicine, so that the inheritance can continue to date.Xiaobai, you have to remember that the diet made by food and medicine is different from the so-called medicinal diet.Food medicine food is not only a delicacy in the world, but also a life-saving medicine. "
"...Xiaobai, grandpa has arranged a marriage for you today. Grandpa knows that he shouldn't make his own decisions, but—. Grandpa is greedy! Alas!
... You must take good care of it, follow that person and you will be able to learn the complete inheritance of food cultivation and alchemy cultivation. My Xiaobai has excellent qualifications, so I shouldn't be buried like this, and I shouldn't... .Be obedient, when you grow up he will come and take you away, then you must work hard.
No matter whether it is food medicine, or food cultivation and Danxiu, they are too weak against the enemy. If there is no support, we will be like a child standing in a busy city with a pile of gold.My Xiaobai is so smart, he must be able to understand what Grandpa means.
Grandpa only hopes that you can let go of your pride as a man, practice hard, stand on the same level as that person, let him respect you, love you, and let you not be bullied no matter how many treasures you have. "
……
When he was nine years old, the little boy himself caught an eel from the field, made a delicacy and brought it to his grandfather.
"...Haha, brat, not bad, not bad, your level is comparable to those of the royal chefs in the capital. You have already started the road of food medicine. Your father was not as old as you when you were your age itself."
"...Don't go to your parents, they have their responsibility."
……
11 years old.
"...Xiaobai, this, this is left to you by Mr. Tang. He told you not to go to him....Xiaobai, don't worry, our Yun family has always been favored by the old man. With me, Yun Zhengguo, we will Nothing will happen to you..."
……
"Grandpa..." Tang Xiaobai woke up from the dream, and the terrifying picture of Grandpa Tang covered in blood still clearly appeared in front of his eyes.The bits and pieces about him before he was 11 years old also clearly appeared in his mind as he woke up.
He regained his memory!
"Grandpa..." Tang Xiaobai felt endless grievances and sorrows in his chest when he thought of the grandfather who had been dependent on him since he was a child, and disappeared without a trace after leaving behind only a blood book.
"Don't cry." A pleasant voice came from beside my ear.
Tang Xiaobai turned around in panic, and saw that... the man was lying beside him.
"Tang Qingfeng is not dead."
"..." Tang Xiaobai opened his eyes wide: His grandfather is not dead?
"As a rare innate practitioner on earth, although he majors in the esophagus, he also has a way to protect himself. He should be trapped somewhere now. If there is a destiny, he will come back."
"Really?" Tang Xiaobai asked, with an inexplicable desire to cry rushing into his eyes.
"Heh!" The man was probably amused by his appearance, and raised his hand to caress his face. "I will not trick you."
"..."
"Are you feeling better?" the man asked.
Tang Xiaobai froze for a moment, the sadness accumulated in his chest suddenly disappeared because of the other party's question.Almost instinctively, his mind was diverted to a private place.Forget about the weird images in his mind, he also seriously felt the condition of his body.There is no discomfort in his body at all, even the place that has been highly used, there is only a strange feeling left, not like before, the pain and desire/desire are flying together, making him at a loss what to do.
The man put his hand on his waist and said calmly, "I'm very satisfied with you, so I decided to marry you."
"Ah?" Tang Xiaobai: Isn't marriage guaranteed?
"The road to cultivating immortality is long and difficult. I need a fairy companion who can accompany me to the eternity of time." The man said.
"..."
"...In the world of cultivating immortals, cultivators have to wait until the foundation-building period at least to find their companions. Do you know why?"
"..." Tang Xiaobai felt that he knew it, but he was not sure.
The man caressed Tang Xiaobai's face: "Because a cultivator needs not only qualifications, but also luck. A cultivator has excellent qualifications, but if he is unlucky, he will pass away on the eve of foundation establishment." The way of death disappears."
"..." Tang Xiaobai seemed to understand something, and smiled wryly in his heart, not knowing what expression to use.
"Your qualifications are fifth-class qualifications in the world of cultivating immortals, which is very poor."
Tang Xiaobai→_→: Hehe, you don’t need to explain.
"However, on the earth with the energy of chaos, it has top-notch qualifications. Although it is not as fast as a person with a single spiritual root, what you practice is food cultivation and alchemy. If these two avenues are combined with the energy of chaos, once built Ji, even in the world of cultivating immortals, is also the object of everyone's pursuit."
"..."
"With me, you don't need to be very lucky, because I am your luck. You just need to work hard and improve your cultivation as soon as possible."
"..." Tang Xiaobai: ...
"However, before you build your foundation, I can marry you according to the rules on Earth, but I won't make a heavenly oath to you."
"..." Tang Xiaobai: What do you mean?Does it mean that you only get married and don't get a marriage certificate?
"...Mmm." Someone pinched Tang Xiaobai's cheek.
"It feels good."
"..." Tang Xiaobai: (T_T)/~~This person...
"Just as you think."
"..." Tang Xiaobai: ...
"So, do you still want to be my fairy companion?"
"I can." Tang Xiaobai answered almost cleverly, but after the answer, he felt his ears and cheeks were hot.
The man squinted his eyes, and the corners of his mouth curled up: "I heard that the love of people on earth is not long-term, and the longest is only 1 years."
"1 years is just a metaphor..." Tang Xiaobai explained.
The man smiled faintly and didn't say anything else, but the hand that was caressing the man's face wanted to pinch Tang Xiaobai's face from time to time.
Tang Xiaobai felt itchy and numb from being pinched by him, so he wanted to stop it.As a result, as soon as his hand touched the other party's hand, he heard the other party say: "Are you inviting me?"
"what?"
"Don't worry, it will be there soon. Before you go to the academy, I can satisfy you all the time."
Tang Xiaobai: ⊙▂⊙!
The luxury car airship flew over the Shanghai stock market and landed at Donghai Manor on the East China Sea.
Some tourists on the beach saw it from a distance and took out their mobile phones to take pictures.It is very rare to see nine airships at once.I heard that the president of a foreign country who likes to show off the most only used five airships for a certain trip, and that was still frightening on TV.
"Post it on the Internet, post it on the Internet, it's awesome. Donghai Manor is indeed the most mysterious place in Shanghai."
"I don't know who the people living there are."
"Nine cars! This is so awesome!"
"Yeah yeah……"
In 2025, the United States and European countries successively promulgated the Private Aircraft Aviation Act on the basis of restricting aviation altitude. On May 2026, 5, Hua Guo, one of the world's three major powers, followed closely and became the ninth country to pass and promulgate the private aircraft air travel bill.
In order to better control air traffic safety, China's private aviation law stipulates that all electronic and mechanical private aircraft, such as airships, aerial vehicles...etc. A navigator invented and promoted by the National Academy of Sciences.
This navigator can better help private aircraft during flight and strictly abide by aviation laws and regulations.In other words, this navigator is also an alternative kind of air traffic police.
It's just that although the aviation bill has been implemented, there are very few people who can really use the 'airway'.
This is not to say that people can't afford air speeding cars, luxury airships, or can't afford to pay [-] million a year for the maintenance of air highways, and traffic fines starting at [-] million.
But from the day when this private aviation bill was promulgated, all countries in the world are almost unified, and only five or fewer places are passed each year.
Even in order to limit the number of places, there are special regulations for those who want to obtain an aviation driver's license-the educational background must be a postgraduate degree from a domestic second-class university or above, the age cannot exceed 25, and fixed private assets start at tens of billions.Physical fitness is more than three points.The last three-point checkpoint can make 90.00% of the people in the world lose the opportunity to be assessed.
Because it is said that only the physical fitness of the most outstanding special forces in the army can barely reach three points.
What is this concept?
In the words of many netizens, this is the world's number one funny ratio.This is what the country is telling you—fuck you guys, flying cars or something, just stay at home and dream.Don't be delusional.
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The first thing we have to learn is "The Holy Book of Materia Medica". This holy book is a treasure that my Tang family has passed down for thousands of years. Unfortunately, due to various reasons, the original work has long been lost, and now it can only be passed on by word of mouth.
Didn't Xiaobai always dislike our lack of ingredients?When Xiaobai learns the "Book of Materia Medica", everything in this world can be used as food for Xiaobai.Xiaobai will definitely become a generation of food doctors in the future.
A food doctor treats a disease with food....
... Humans eat whole grains, and grains and grains, like all vegetation in the world, have their own unique characteristics.Food medicine uses the properties of various foods to prepare meals for healing, health and cultivation.Do you know why grandpa can live more than 100 years? ...Because grandpa realized his own way of food and medicine...well, we Xiaobai will definitely realize his own way in the future...haha!Okay, Xiaobai wants to live ten thousand years, one hundred million years.Brat, a little bit of ambition is not small. "
"...Xiaobai is the most qualified disciple of my school of food medicine for thousands of years. He was born with the destiny of this world, and his fortune is also very good.... In the future, he will definitely carry forward my school of food medicine.
... That person is right. If our school was placed in the era of cultivating immortals, it would be food cultivation based on food. It's just that the ancestors fused some tricks of alchemy, and only then did food medicine, so that the inheritance can continue to date.Xiaobai, you have to remember that the diet made by food and medicine is different from the so-called medicinal diet.Food medicine food is not only a delicacy in the world, but also a life-saving medicine. "
"...Xiaobai, grandpa has arranged a marriage for you today. Grandpa knows that he shouldn't make his own decisions, but—. Grandpa is greedy! Alas!
... You must take good care of it, follow that person and you will be able to learn the complete inheritance of food cultivation and alchemy cultivation. My Xiaobai has excellent qualifications, so I shouldn't be buried like this, and I shouldn't... .Be obedient, when you grow up he will come and take you away, then you must work hard.
No matter whether it is food medicine, or food cultivation and Danxiu, they are too weak against the enemy. If there is no support, we will be like a child standing in a busy city with a pile of gold.My Xiaobai is so smart, he must be able to understand what Grandpa means.
Grandpa only hopes that you can let go of your pride as a man, practice hard, stand on the same level as that person, let him respect you, love you, and let you not be bullied no matter how many treasures you have. "
……
When he was nine years old, the little boy himself caught an eel from the field, made a delicacy and brought it to his grandfather.
"...Haha, brat, not bad, not bad, your level is comparable to those of the royal chefs in the capital. You have already started the road of food medicine. Your father was not as old as you when you were your age itself."
"...Don't go to your parents, they have their responsibility."
……
11 years old.
"...Xiaobai, this, this is left to you by Mr. Tang. He told you not to go to him....Xiaobai, don't worry, our Yun family has always been favored by the old man. With me, Yun Zhengguo, we will Nothing will happen to you..."
……
"Grandpa..." Tang Xiaobai woke up from the dream, and the terrifying picture of Grandpa Tang covered in blood still clearly appeared in front of his eyes.The bits and pieces about him before he was 11 years old also clearly appeared in his mind as he woke up.
He regained his memory!
"Grandpa..." Tang Xiaobai felt endless grievances and sorrows in his chest when he thought of the grandfather who had been dependent on him since he was a child, and disappeared without a trace after leaving behind only a blood book.
"Don't cry." A pleasant voice came from beside my ear.
Tang Xiaobai turned around in panic, and saw that... the man was lying beside him.
"Tang Qingfeng is not dead."
"..." Tang Xiaobai opened his eyes wide: His grandfather is not dead?
"As a rare innate practitioner on earth, although he majors in the esophagus, he also has a way to protect himself. He should be trapped somewhere now. If there is a destiny, he will come back."
"Really?" Tang Xiaobai asked, with an inexplicable desire to cry rushing into his eyes.
"Heh!" The man was probably amused by his appearance, and raised his hand to caress his face. "I will not trick you."
"..."
"Are you feeling better?" the man asked.
Tang Xiaobai froze for a moment, the sadness accumulated in his chest suddenly disappeared because of the other party's question.Almost instinctively, his mind was diverted to a private place.Forget about the weird images in his mind, he also seriously felt the condition of his body.There is no discomfort in his body at all, even the place that has been highly used, there is only a strange feeling left, not like before, the pain and desire/desire are flying together, making him at a loss what to do.
The man put his hand on his waist and said calmly, "I'm very satisfied with you, so I decided to marry you."
"Ah?" Tang Xiaobai: Isn't marriage guaranteed?
"The road to cultivating immortality is long and difficult. I need a fairy companion who can accompany me to the eternity of time." The man said.
"..."
"...In the world of cultivating immortals, cultivators have to wait until the foundation-building period at least to find their companions. Do you know why?"
"..." Tang Xiaobai felt that he knew it, but he was not sure.
The man caressed Tang Xiaobai's face: "Because a cultivator needs not only qualifications, but also luck. A cultivator has excellent qualifications, but if he is unlucky, he will pass away on the eve of foundation establishment." The way of death disappears."
"..." Tang Xiaobai seemed to understand something, and smiled wryly in his heart, not knowing what expression to use.
"Your qualifications are fifth-class qualifications in the world of cultivating immortals, which is very poor."
Tang Xiaobai→_→: Hehe, you don’t need to explain.
"However, on the earth with the energy of chaos, it has top-notch qualifications. Although it is not as fast as a person with a single spiritual root, what you practice is food cultivation and alchemy. If these two avenues are combined with the energy of chaos, once built Ji, even in the world of cultivating immortals, is also the object of everyone's pursuit."
"..."
"With me, you don't need to be very lucky, because I am your luck. You just need to work hard and improve your cultivation as soon as possible."
"..." Tang Xiaobai: ...
"However, before you build your foundation, I can marry you according to the rules on Earth, but I won't make a heavenly oath to you."
"..." Tang Xiaobai: What do you mean?Does it mean that you only get married and don't get a marriage certificate?
"...Mmm." Someone pinched Tang Xiaobai's cheek.
"It feels good."
"..." Tang Xiaobai: (T_T)/~~This person...
"Just as you think."
"..." Tang Xiaobai: ...
"So, do you still want to be my fairy companion?"
"I can." Tang Xiaobai answered almost cleverly, but after the answer, he felt his ears and cheeks were hot.
The man squinted his eyes, and the corners of his mouth curled up: "I heard that the love of people on earth is not long-term, and the longest is only 1 years."
"1 years is just a metaphor..." Tang Xiaobai explained.
The man smiled faintly and didn't say anything else, but the hand that was caressing the man's face wanted to pinch Tang Xiaobai's face from time to time.
Tang Xiaobai felt itchy and numb from being pinched by him, so he wanted to stop it.As a result, as soon as his hand touched the other party's hand, he heard the other party say: "Are you inviting me?"
"what?"
"Don't worry, it will be there soon. Before you go to the academy, I can satisfy you all the time."
Tang Xiaobai: ⊙▂⊙!
The luxury car airship flew over the Shanghai stock market and landed at Donghai Manor on the East China Sea.
Some tourists on the beach saw it from a distance and took out their mobile phones to take pictures.It is very rare to see nine airships at once.I heard that the president of a foreign country who likes to show off the most only used five airships for a certain trip, and that was still frightening on TV.
"Post it on the Internet, post it on the Internet, it's awesome. Donghai Manor is indeed the most mysterious place in Shanghai."
"I don't know who the people living there are."
"Nine cars! This is so awesome!"
"Yeah yeah……"
In 2025, the United States and European countries successively promulgated the Private Aircraft Aviation Act on the basis of restricting aviation altitude. On May 2026, 5, Hua Guo, one of the world's three major powers, followed closely and became the ninth country to pass and promulgate the private aircraft air travel bill.
In order to better control air traffic safety, China's private aviation law stipulates that all electronic and mechanical private aircraft, such as airships, aerial vehicles...etc. A navigator invented and promoted by the National Academy of Sciences.
This navigator can better help private aircraft during flight and strictly abide by aviation laws and regulations.In other words, this navigator is also an alternative kind of air traffic police.
It's just that although the aviation bill has been implemented, there are very few people who can really use the 'airway'.
This is not to say that people can't afford air speeding cars, luxury airships, or can't afford to pay [-] million a year for the maintenance of air highways, and traffic fines starting at [-] million.
But from the day when this private aviation bill was promulgated, all countries in the world are almost unified, and only five or fewer places are passed each year.
Even in order to limit the number of places, there are special regulations for those who want to obtain an aviation driver's license-the educational background must be a postgraduate degree from a domestic second-class university or above, the age cannot exceed 25, and fixed private assets start at tens of billions.Physical fitness is more than three points.The last three-point checkpoint can make 90.00% of the people in the world lose the opportunity to be assessed.
Because it is said that only the physical fitness of the most outstanding special forces in the army can barely reach three points.
What is this concept?
In the words of many netizens, this is the world's number one funny ratio.This is what the country is telling you—fuck you guys, flying cars or something, just stay at home and dream.Don't be delusional.
wedding/m.53zw.net
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