I got my brother's cp

"I just came out of the crew and saw that you guys maxed out my private messages of comments, and I feel sorry for you if I don't start a live broadcast." Lu Zhihang looked at his phone while leaning on the dog, "So what happened to make you guys so crazy?"

[My film king Lu, are you disconnected from the internet? ]

[Don't you watch hot searches? ]

[Brother Zhihang, don’t you know what your dear brother did? ]

Seeing this comment, Lu Zhihang was puzzled: "What's the matter? Coming out publicly? Isn't this from a month ago?"

[Very good, the real hammer of breaking the network]

[Poor my idol who is only 28 but looks like an 82-year-old man]

"Why are you an old man?" Lu Zhihang looked displeased, "I don't even have nasolabial folds!"

[He is anxious, he is anxious, he is anxious, he is anxious, he is anxious, he is anxious, he is anxious, he is anxious, he is anxious, he is anxious, he is anxious, he is anxious, he is anxious In a hurry, he is in a hurry]

Lu Zhihang: "?? Are you my fans? It's not like I'm wearing black skin, right?"

[Hahahahahahahaha I'm not teasing you anymore, my husband, you should go and watch your brother's live broadcast]

[To add, the live broadcast a week ago]

[If you can't find it, just search for "bathroom live streaming dog food"]

"...I think I probably know what happened." Lu Zhihang's expression turned green all of a sudden, "So you want me to watch the live broadcast?"

[very good, you got the truth]

[Hahahahahahaha on the road, you finally understand]

[Yes, my idol still has some help]

Lu Zhihang is considered a clear current in the entertainment industry, unlike other idols who are so cold and cold, he is so down-to-earth that he is like a wild flower blooming in the peony bushes, every day if he has nothing to do, he will chat with everyone in the comment area and fan group, The last time I was pissed off and turned on the mic directly, and it was often searched because of this, and the fans were also famously harmonious, it was like a clear stream in the fan circle.

One minute ago, he thought that such an atmosphere was very comfortable, but now he felt that the world was full of malice towards him.

"Okay! Look! I'm sorry for the slip of the tongue, let me see what makes you want me to see it so desperately." Lu Zhihang turned on the tablet with a cold snort, "But what does the bath mean?"

[...You are really old]

[Oh, Lu Yuzhou and Ye Chixu, Yuchi, Yuchi, do you understand my silly idol]

Lu Zhihang nodded thoughtfully, and then said something surprising: "Then what is the name of Ye Chixu and I's CP?"

[Fuck!I didn't expect that the steaming and cooking official announced that my Zhiqiu Yiye powder can still eat food! ]

[Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Zhiqiuyiyefan is satisfied]

[Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo L low L L L L I L I L I L I N G E

"Do you know Autumn Leaf? It's quite artistic!" Lu Zhihang thought for a while, and said complacently, "It seems that everyone thinks I'm a gong!"

[Thinking too much brother, I am a fan of Yiyezhiqiu]

[Suddenly feel that coconut milk is also very good]

[Is the cp once popular all over the Internet going to come back again]

[Although I love you, Hanghang, I still like Zhiqiu Yiye]

Lu Zhihang was so angry that he almost turned off the live broadcast, but finally the fans coaxed him to calm down, "I won't talk nonsense with you, let's watch the live broadcast together! Let's finish it soon!"

[He is anxious, he is anxious, he is anxious, he is anxious, he is anxious, he is anxious, he is anxious, he is anxious, he is anxious, he is anxious, he is anxious, he is anxious, he is anxious In a hurry, he is in a hurry]

As the most miserable idol in history, Lu Zhihang miserably opened the video titled "Look at the bath and drown you".

"My good boy! This hasn't been blocked yet?" Lu Zhihang stared at the strawberry mark on Ye Chixu's neck in surprise, "Why are you so excited? Is this worth your excitement?"

[? ? ?Have you ever seen a better one? ]

[?Are you saying something wrong?return? ]

[A person's blood book seeks the way to know the navigation perspective]

Lu Zhihang looked at the camera triumphantly, then continued to watch the live broadcast triumphantly, complaining while watching.

"Blessings! Old... When I knew it, I rubbed their heads on the ground."

"Couple pretending to be a ghost, that white short-sleeved is still my new clothes that Ye Zi came to my house."

"Isn't Ye Chixu nonsense? Can my subtraction be compared with a rough old man like him? Right, son?"

"What do you mean? What do you mean I'll spend my whole life with a dog? I just haven't met my Destiny's Child yet!"

The comment section laughed.

[I'm fucking hahahahahahahahahaha!Lu Zhihang is simply my source of happiness! ]

[My brother Tianzhihang, you should switch to a comedian, hahahahahahaha]

[The worst Lu Zhihang in history hahahahahahaha]

"Oh, my brother is really lucky, he can run into someone just like this." As he said so, but a strange gloat appeared on Lu Zhihang's face, "Let me see how they solve it. "

"Fuck! Kissed? That's it?? Is it okay?" Lu Zhihang was shocked, "So young couples play like this?"

[Distressed for a second hahahahahahahaha]

[Brother Zhihang, are you afraid that you will laugh at me to death hahahahaha]

[It’s embarrassing for our Zhihang Wannian single dog hahahaha]

[Brother Zhihang falls in love with me, I will teach you hahahaha]

"No, it's unscientific, why does a kiss solve the problem?" Lu Zhihang was puzzled, "It shouldn't be, it's like I plucked a handful of subtraction hair and kissed it again, it can't forgive me."

[...Lu Zhihang, you deserve to live with a dog for the rest of your life]

[Man is not as good as a dog series]

[I'm actually a little envious of subtraction?Got the favor of three men...]

[...It seems that this is really the case]

"Subtraction," Lu Zhihang called out to Gouzi under his head, and Gouzi immediately moved in front of him with his tongue out, "Kiss me."

Gouzi remained unmoved, Lu Zhihang continued to whisper softly: "Kiss me."

Gouzi was still unmoved, Lu Zhihang didn't want to read the comments anymore, so he said with a smirk: "Kiss me, I'll give you something delicious."

Only then did Gouzi salivate at him, and he satisfactorily gave him a pack of snacks from the drawer beside him, and then turned to continue the live broadcast: "My family still loves me."

[What's the matter with the bleakness coming to your face hahahahaha]

[Looking at my good brother and my younger brother, my husband is really miserable hahahahahaha]

[Don't tell me that subtraction and brother Zhihang are a bit sweet? ]

[...I can't help but want to code words with my hands that are eager to try]

[Hot search warning: Two or three things that Lu Zhihang and subtraction have to say]

[Ladies, fanart and humanities are ready]

"What the hell?" Lu Zhihang looked at the comments in a daze. As an old man, he couldn't keep up with the brain circuits of netizens in the new era, so he had to continue watching the replay of the live broadcast honestly, but the next second he became angry.

"They! Unexpectedly! Throw my subtraction in the pet shop alone! Go play by yourself?!" He looked at the screen in disbelief, then quickly took out his mobile phone and called, "I know you want to hear it, I will open a free for you! carry."

"Hello?" Lu Yuzhou's pleasant voice came out, causing another howl in the live broadcast room.

"Lu Yuzhou! You actually threw my subtraction at the pet store and went shopping by yourself?!"

"Have you watched our live broadcast? You shouldn't, how can you, an old man, watch these?" Lu Yuzhou thought for a while, then smiled clearly, "Did you be urged to watch by fans? It's live now Bar?"

[Fuck, I'm stupid, brother Yu Zhou, what's up with you? ]

[The brains of the top students of B University are incredible]

[This IQ...Brother Zhihang is depressed]

[Did those upstairs forget that Brother Zhihang is also a top student? ]

[... Fuck, a family of top students, can't compare to each other]

"Wait for me for a while, I'll watch you on the live broadcast." Lu Yuzhou laughed for a long time, and then the fans heard him continue saying, "Brother Chi Xu, let's watch the live broadcast."

"Huh? Whose?" The voice was a little soft, not like the usual Ye Yingdi, "Lu Zhihang's? Does he know how to broadcast live?"

"...Ye Chixu, you are finished." Lu Zhihang's face was dark, "What do you mean you can broadcast live?"

"It's nothing, you're young, handsome and energetic, okay?" Ye Chixu yawned, "Yo, we saw you, everyone, stop for a moment and don't swipe presents, wait until I swipe a gift for you."

Ten seconds later, a gift worth one yuan appeared on the screen, and Lu Zhihang was silent: "Can you deduct some more?"

No one paid attention to him, but there was another dime gift on the screen, this time it was Lu Yuzhou.

Lu Zhihang was angry: "I'll go! Can you really deduct more points?! Am I still your real brother?"

Lu Yuzhou laughed unceremoniously: "Be content, dear brother, this is what Brother Ye gave me with my mobile phone."

Lu Zhihang: "...you..."

"It's so late, we're going to sleep, you continue the live broadcast, good night." Lu Yuzhou interrupted him, then hung up the phone quickly, leaving Lu Zhihang alone with a confused expression.

[HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I laughed my fucking head off! ]

[Although Brother Zhihang is miserable, hahahahaha]

[Brother Yuzhou has a wife, I forgot that brother laughed me to death hahahahahaha]

[Zhihang does not cry, mother hugs hahahahahaha]

This phone call turned on Lu Zhihang's switch, and then he accused his brother and good friend while watching the live broadcast.

"Two prodigals, you can spend so much money shopping around."

"Can Lu Yuzhou be promising? What does Ye Chixu say?"

"Buying a milk tea and watching the live broadcast? Is it so boring?"

"No? What's wrong? Give me a penny, what is this gift for his boyfriend?" Lu Zhihang became angry, "So it's a targeted sting?"

[Hahahahahahahaha I finally saw the long-awaited comparison scene]

[Congratulations to Brother Zhihang for seeing the famous bathing pool scene hahahahahahahaha]

[Hahahahahahahahahahahaha my brother's anger]

"Oh, I'm so angry." Lu Zhihang rubbed his heart, "You don't know how much the two of them usually go too far, fuck... I'm sorry to swear, I couldn't hold back, they were just like Tu Like dogs, I don't even bother to play with them, hot eyes."

[Brother Zhihang, if you don’t want eyes, you can give them to me! ! ! ]

[Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah ]

"Are you crazy?" He was stunned when he read the comments. It happened that the live broadcast was at the end. Did Jiyou suddenly tell you how he feels about getting better with your brother? I'm so stupid!"

[Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, my fucking live broadcast every day after this live broadcast, it is simply a source of happiness]

[Hahahahahaha Lu Zhihang: You two are real dogs]

[Lu Zhihang, accept your fate, you can only live with subtraction for the rest of your life! ]

"Yes! I still have subtraction!" Lu Zhihang turned over and buried his face in the hair of subtraction, "Dear baby, you still love me! Let Lu Yuzhou's white-eyed wolf and Ye Chixu's club Let's go! How sweet it is for us!"

[Hot search warning: Lu Zhihang is such a miserable man]

[Hot search warning: Lu Zhihang's love affair exposed]

[Hot search warning: Lu Yuzhou mysterious woman... Sorry, I forgot that subtraction is public]

Just when everyone was having fun scrolling through the comment section, 52 super rockets suddenly popped up on the screen, and the id was Lu Yuzhou who had just exited the live broadcast room and re-entered:

[Thank you brother for the matchmaking, this is the matchmaker fee, I wish you and subtraction 99 at the same time, I love you~]

Looking at the last "I love you~", Lu Zhihang didn't think it was right, but as expected, Ye Chixu's ID popped up again after a while, and he still gave him a ten-cent gift:

[Don’t be moved by mistake, that’s Brother Ye]

Lu Zhihang: "..." I'm so fucking fucked up!