I got my brother's cp

"Green vegetables...spinach...lettuce..." Ye Chixu looked melancholy, "I'd rather do math problems than buy vegetables."

Lu Yuzhou was also confused: "How to find it? What's the difference? How to choose?"

After staring at each other for a while, they finally looked at the only girl in the pair, Li Anqi: "...I'll do it."

As good students, Lu Yuzhou and Ye Chixu always asked questions when they didn't understand, in any aspect.

"Which cabbage is good and which is bad?"

"Which kind of vegetables should I choose?"

"Shouldn't carrots be bigger and redder?"

"Do you still need to choose pork?"

"Is this fat meat? Don't you sell pure lean meat?"

……

Li Anqi was almost desperate, why on earth did she come to be the team leader?She has almost developed a psychological shadow on grocery shopping with men.

After an hour, several people finally bought the dishes on the list. At this time, Ye Chixu still had more than 200 dishes left in his hand. He was a little surprised: "It's quite a small amount."

Since the payment was made by both of them, it was a pleasant surprise that the balance was so sufficient.

"Want to go around the snack area?" Lu Yuzhou asked.

"Yes!" Ye Chixu said without hesitation, "But is the money useless in the future?"

Instead of answering, he asked back, "Do you want a snack?"

The other party nodded, Lu Yuzhou smiled, put his arms around his shoulders and walked upstairs: "Then go buy it, and you need money to come back. There must be a way for the car to reach the mountain."

Halfway through, he turned his head and asked as if remembering something, "An Qi, do you want to come with us?"

Li Anqi was already numb to not being able to integrate into these two people at all, and said with a smirk: "No need, I'll wait for you at the snack place outside."

Lu Yuzhou didn't force him to stay, nodded and led Ye Chixu to the elevator.

"Would you like potato chips?" he asked.

"Yes, but not the cucumber flavor." Ye Chixu said, "Original flavor must be!"

"Where's Potato Wish?"

"Also! Cheese sticks, Want Want Senbei!"

"Pocky also take two boxes?"

"Yes! Take the chocolate!"

"Where are the cookies?"

"I want bear biscuits!"

……

After sweeping around, Lu Yuzhou calculated that it was more than two hundred, so Ye Chixu had no choice but to take down two packs of snacks: "But I still want to eat cookies..."

Lu Yuzhou didn't accept his daughter-in-law's grievance at all, and immediately put the other two packs of snacks into the shopping cart, took a large box of Crown cookies by the way, then turned to smile at the camera brother: "Brother, can you do it?" convenient?"

There was also a hint of threat mixed in with this smile, as if it was his fault that Yingdi Ye couldn't eat the cookies, the camera brother swallowed, and silently put down the camera.

Lu Yuzhou nodded in satisfaction, and took his mobile phone from the assistant's mobile phone: "Let's go, it's just this one time, it's not an example."

Ye Chixu was overjoyed, and followed him to support the car: "It's as if I cheated."

"You're a good boy, brother Chi Xu." Lu Yuzhou finally got what he wanted and rubbed his head, "I've grown up so much, I haven't cheated in any exams, this is the first time."

Ye Chixu patted his paw, and glanced at him angrily: "Don't touch your hands casually, why are you getting bolder and bolder?"

Lu Yuzhou was in a better mood after being slapped in the face, and smiled and took her mobile phone to pay the bill.

"My God, you bought so much? Is two hundred enough?" Seeing them pushing a cart full of snacks, Li Anqi was stunned.

"Cough..." Ye Chixu coughed, then quietly kicked the people around him.

"..." The professional blame king sighed, and consciously took the blame, "When I paid, I found that it was a little too much, but if it's too embarrassing to return it, I asked the camera brother to borrow some."

The explanation was reasonable, Ye Chixu smiled in satisfaction, Li Anqi also nodded in understanding, and handed over two portions of Oden in her hand: "I don't know what will happen to the dishes that will be made later, do you want to eat some first?"

The little girl couldn't refuse even if she bought it, and...the two of them looked at each other, thanked them decisively, and took over the oden.

What they made may not be edible.

"Okay! Now that everyone has purchased the ingredients, let's officially start our lunch time. Each person chooses five ingredients, and then chooses one person, and picks five ingredients that you think are suitable for him to make food, not limited to one For the dish, the one with the most overlap between the final product and the ingredients written by that ta wins, and the top three get clues, and now the blank board will be issued."

After Lu Yuzhou took the pen and thought about it, it was really not easy to pick five at once...

In the end, he chose five at random: beef, vegetables, eggs, mushrooms, and tomatoes.

He doesn't pick much, and the possibility of Ye Chixu's guess is really small, but although Ye Chixu picks, he picks all seasonings and ingredients, so it's quite difficult to guess.

"Is it finished?" Ye Chixu turned his head and asked in a low voice, "Get to the bottom of it?"

"Guess for yourself, boyfriend." Lu Yuzhou also turned his head and said with a whiteboard covering his mouth.

Ye Chixu pouted, gave a displeased "tsk", and then went to inquire about other people's news.

After some squabbling, the result was finally determined.

Lu Yuzhou and Ye Chixu chose each other, Li Sheng and Li Anqi also chose each other, Fang Qian chose Xing Lu, Xing Lu chose Hu Gu, Hu Gu chose Meng Feifei, Meng Feifei chose An Liang, An Liang chose Fang Qian .

"Brother Chixu," Lu Yuzhou approached without any trace, "If I guess all five correctly, will there be any reward?"

Ye Chixu raised his eyebrows without turning his head, and said while picking out ingredients, "Isn't this normal? You should be punished if you can't pick them out, right?"

"You two, don't communicate in secret." Xing Lu was full of dog food along the way, and finally couldn't help it now.

The two finally restrained themselves after being named, and honestly picked the ingredients. Lu Yuzhou looked at a table of dishes with dark eyes. With a mosaic effect, it's like a scumbag seeing a math problem.

After picking for a long time, he finally got the five he was looking for, and the next project was even more difficult. He looked at the cooking oil and pot in front of him and fell into deep thought, then silently took out his mobile phone Baidu.

Four or ten minutes later, Lu Yuzhou and Ye Chixu stood face to face at the table, relatively speechless.

"Do I have to eat it?" Ye Chixu asked.

"Forget it, you're just symbolic, touch it?" He didn't dare to bet on whether his wife could eat these two dishes.

"Then you should touch it too." Ye Chixu pushed the two dishes in front of him to him as well. The four dishes were at least comparable in appearance.

"Okay! Now let's taste it and see if the other party agrees with us!" said the director.

Lu Yuzhou picked up the chopsticks, took a tentative bite, and immediately gave up the idea of ​​eating for love: "You... you are not as good as me."

Ye Chixu also picked up the chopsticks, and put them in his mouth hesitantly. The next second, he picked up the water next to him and drank a bottle with a numb face: "How much salt did you put?"

"...a spoonful?" Lu Yuzhou bit his chopsticks, "Is it very salty?"

Ye Chixu put a mouthful on his lips expressionlessly: "Taste it yourself."

He bit it naturally, and then, like history repeating itself, he picked up the water and filled a bottle: "Don't eat it, I just took a bag of chocolates when I got off the car, here you are."

Ye Chixu's eyes lit up, and he smiled instantly: "Take it apart for me."

"it is good."

The two of them had just finished the small stove, and it was time to count the results.

"Eh? Brother Xu and Xiaolu, why didn't they eat?" Li Sheng approached and asked.

"Because I can't eat it." Xing Lu directly exposed the truth without saving face.

Lu Yuzhou sighed: "I really can't talk about it, I can only look at the ingredients directly."

Ye Chixu sneered: "Can your mouth go down?"

Lu Yuzhou: "...Why bother, why bother to hurt each other?"

Fang Qian laughed without embarrassment, An Liang didn't believe in evil, and insisted on trying it, but he regretted it as soon as he tasted it, which attracted other guests to try it, and the four dishes ended up missing a little.

"Okay, okay," the director who was forced to take a bite wanted to cry, "Look at the ingredients, look at the ingredients."

The boyfriend is worthy of being a boyfriend. Although the food is terrible, but the ingredients are four right, Lu Yuzhou is secretly relieved, look, my wife still knows me very well.

In the final result, Lu Yuzhou ranked No.1 in all five pairs, and Ye Chixu and Li Sheng tied for second place to win.

Ye Chixu sighed after getting the clue, walked to Lu Yuzhou and said, "Look, the bet is void, right?"

Lu Yuzhou looked at the clues in his hand and sighed, it seemed that it really had to be discarded: "It's a pity."

"It's a pity, you may not be able to beat me." Ye Chixu pinched him.

"What if?" He squeezed the other person's hand from under the table, and took it back with satisfaction, "So who is the serious policeman?"

Yes, so far, the two of them have almost guessed everything, and then they can just play around.

To put it simply, the so-called twin flowers refer to the two of them, and the clues given just now are all the lines of "Zhou Sheng". Since they are twin flowers, it can be understood as the juvenile Zhou Sheng and the adult Zhou Sheng. The program team did not expect The two of them had already made a rough guess before so they exchanged clues, so it was easy to guess this point.

But the real reason why the bet was void was not this, but that the two of them could not win.

As a villain, it is still Twin Flowers. If there are only two of them left in the end, the winner must be decided, but when one Twin Flower dies, the other will gradually wither, which means that there is no winner in this game. This time it can be said that It is an individual battle but it can also be said to be a team battle.

The overall purpose of the good guys is to ensure that the "real policeman" wins, and what needs to be guarded against is "Jiang Qu" and the "Twin Flowers" who can realize this. The victory of "Qi" represents the victory of "Twin Flowers". It can be said that "Twin Flowers" determines the direction of this game.

But if they don't trust each other to maintain opposing camps from the beginning, they will take it for granted that they are the only villain when they see the clues. In the end, no matter who kills, the other will lose, and the game will be deadlocked, with no winner.

But regardless of winning or losing, both of them must hang up. Since it is not a confrontational situation, the bet is naturally void.

"Bao Fangqian?" Lu Yuzhou broke another piece of chocolate for Ye Chixu.

"You don't need to protect her, just kill the others." Ye Chixu was afraid of trouble, he would rather be a warrior than a knight, he never liked to be passive.

Lu Yuzhou smiled: "Okay, but I always feel that the show is not over after this is over."

"For sure, there must be a pure entertainment session to coax the audience." It's too boring. If I had known it would end so soon and be so boring, I wouldn't have come here. It really delayed him from taking the cutie to other places to play.

Everything that happened after that happened logically, Fang Qian and Xing Lu were better off, and the remaining five who were played around went into the small black room to vote without understanding the situation.

Lu Yuzhou calmly wrote down Ye Chixu's name, and then sent messages to the neighbors one by one to ask them to vote for each other.

In fact, to be on the safe side, he can also play another rhythm, but...why should his boyfriend be killed by others?

Ye Chixu was very surprised by his decision. Who would have thought that this kid who usually looks stable likes to engage in such exciting things.

At this moment, the mechanical voice of the system sounded: "After voting, please enter the password and leave the small black room."

Lu Yuzhou: "..." Is it the clues of those npcs?

Except for the one he met at the beginning, Lu Yuzhou had never seen an NPC before, which made him enter the lipstick number that Fang Qian had discovered almost suspiciously.

7080, error

0807, error

Tsk, that's the person I didn't see clearly, Lu Yuzhou was a little worried, how could I get out?

The door was knocked twice, and Ye Chixu's pleasant voice came in: "Little friend, do you want a password?"

Lu Yuzhou raised his eyebrows: "What about the conditions?"

"Hey ~ no conditions, I treat you so well, how can there be conditions?" Ye Chixu cheated openly, smiled and stuffed the note into the crack of the door, Lu Yuzhou took it and typed it, and it was right.

"Thank you brother Chi Xu." When the door opened, it was her boyfriend's face, Lu Yuzhou was very happy, "How did you get the password?"

"The first npc we met was buying ice cream later, and I caught him and threatened him when I saw it."

This surprised him a bit: "Do you still remember what he looks like?"

"I don't remember, but there is a thread on the back of his hat. I noticed it the first time I saw it. It was so uncomfortable that I really wanted to tear it off." Ye Chixu said.

Is this because he has been infected with perfectionism after staying with his brother for a long time? "What's the password on him?"

"I didn't look at it, and stopped him from letting him go. Later, after seducing him with a group photo, he gave me the password directly."

"... Beauty is misleading."

"You can't say that," Ye Chixu waved his finger in front of him, "If I don't do this, can we come out?"

Lu Yuzhou was silent, as if... is this really the case?

In the end, only four people managed to get out, he and Ye Chixu, Fang Qian and Meng Feifei, and the others naturally accepted the penalty of falling into the water.

The main drama is almost over here. As for the testimonials after knowing the truth, Lu Yuzhou and Ye Chixu didn't bother to participate at all. Apart from the fact that Hu Gu is a real policeman, nothing shocked them at all.

Of course, Hu Gu himself didn't know his identity. After all, Lu Yuzhou had been wearing his skin in the later stage.

"It's too much. Are you afraid of being retaliated when two people play tricks on us?" Xing Lu looked at them viciously.

Ye Chixu smiled: "How do I get revenge? Say it first, I don't accept robbery."

The director interrupted at this time: "Don't worry, don't worry! Your chance for revenge has come!"

Ye Chixu: "..." He just said it casually.

Lu Yuzhou: "..." No one should have the guts to rob my boyfriend.

"At the request of our audience, there is a small bonus for the audience at the end of this issue." This sounds good, but it actually means to increase the ratings. "The following game is old-fashioned but very classic! Everyone's brain works It’s a good day to rest.”

Inexplicably, some bad premonition appeared in Lu Yuzhou's heart, and as expected, he heard the director say in the next second: "Let's go to the next place, start our truth or dare, and live broadcast the whole process!"

The author has something to say: In fact, another reason why the bet is void is that I really don’t know who should wear women’s clothes.../scratching head jpg/

感谢在2020-03-1311:17:06~2020-03-1423:33:11期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: just a friend A5 bottle;. . . 1 bottle;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!