I got my brother's cp

Lu Yuzhou's trumpet is not like other celebrities who only have dozens of zombie fans. He really has nearly two thousand real fans. As for the reason...

Lu Yuzhou often relied on being Lu Zhihang's younger brother's side, and secretly posted some irrelevant candies on Weibo, so he became a big chatterbox smoothly.

Therefore, when "coconut milk" appeared in the followers of the id "sea bass stewed porridge", the fan base of "Zhiye" became restless.

[The cp I knocked must be real]: Wait... Did I read it wrong?Perch paid attention to "coconut milk"? ?

[Growing branches and leaves]: I don't think I'm blind...

[Zy Party's head above the blue sky]: So the big bass is about to rebel? ? ?

[This sweet brotherhood]: I always feel that it is these big guys who got something amazing, and the big bass is the first to rebel...

[Little Cicada's Leaf]: As a small host, I will tell you in a very responsible manner that our management group has not received any new candies for the time being...

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However, Lu Yuzhou didn't know what happened in the group. He nestled on the sofa, pillowed on his brother's Alaska, and swiped super chat happily, and the more he swiped, the more he went up.

Just when Lu Yuzhou almost betrayed "Zhiye" completely, one of the masters who entered the door accompanied by the sound of the key unlocking and the dog barking pulled back his dangerous thoughts.

"Brother, you're back!" Lu Yuzhou quickly turned off his phone, ran to Lu Zhihang, and was about to tell his brother about the "surprise" he encountered that night.

But before he could say anything, Lu Zhihang, who had been on the magazine cover for a day, was already slumped on the sofa: "Did you see Ye Chixu tonight?"

Fuck, get straight to the point, tsk tsk, I really can't wait for a moment...

Lu Yuzhou sighed in his heart, and replied meaningfully: "Ah, yes, I met in a nightclub..." Lu Yuzhou shut up before he finished speaking, and he silently glanced at Lu Zhihang. The elder brother was stroking his Alaskan hair, and staring at him with a pair of dog eyes and a pair of beautiful human eyes.

Lu Yuzhou was about to accept his brother's education, but he didn't expect that the first thing his brother said was: "Don't talk nonsense about meeting Ye Chixu tonight."

Lu Zhihang was angry when he thought about the phone call Ye Chixu had just made to him, but he still had to make sure that Ye Chixu's screen image was not accidentally destroyed, otherwise Ye Chixu would have to find someone else to trouble him Son.

But this unavoidable operation fell into Lu Yuzhou's eyes, rounding it up was protecting the target!Lu Yuzhou dismissed a love that made people lose their minds, and then nodded obediently. Fortunately, my brother didn't pursue the matter of going to the nightclub.

But Lu Zhihang's next sentence crushed the relaxed Lu Yuzhou: "You've been too busy recently, you've been going to nightclubs to play, I've brought you a few scripts, you pick one for me." The tone was very non-negotiable.

Zhou Ke is finished.

Lu Yuzhou threw himself on Alaska in grief and despair, buried his face in the dog's fur, and said in a muffled voice, "Subtraction, why do you think I am so miserable." As a dog, of course, Subtraction cannot respond to Lu Yu Zhou, but even if he was a human, Lu Zhihang ignored Lu Yuzhou's wailing.

After not hearing Lu Zhihang's voice for a long time, Lu Yuzhou knew that he might not be able to escape today, so he had to bring the pile of scripts and flip through them one by one.

"Hey, this "Escape from the Wild World"..." To be honest, Lu Yuzhou has always been very curious about this kind of subject matter, and he really wanted to see the live version of those actors acting like they were afraid of crying to toys.

"This is the next movie I'm going to make. I'm going to Africa for a few months. If you want to..."

"I don't want to!" Lu Yuzhou quickly interrupted Lu Zhihang, it's good, he's not curious about those live versions at all now.

Lu Zhihang watched his brother turn over the script in pain, took a sip of water in a happy mood, rubbed the dog's head of Subtraction, and before he opened his mouth to speak, he saw Lu Yuzhou throw a script on Subtraction.

"I want this." Lu Yuzhou's tone was full of excitement.

Lu Zhihang looked at the script and sighed, he knew it.

Lu Yuzhou has always wanted to try a gangster movie, but after reading a few scripts, he found it boring, so he dragged it on for a long time. This meeting can be regarded as a satisfactory one.

Lu Zhihang looked at Lu Yuzhou eagerly at him, and said in a complicated tone, "Okay, this is Director Guo's movie, let's go audition in a few days."

"Whose? Director Guo? Which Director Guo?" Lu Yuzhou was nervous for a while.

"Don't struggle, you want to be that director Guo, Guo Song." Lu Zhihang said coldly, stroking the dog.

Lu Yuzhou was silent, and he suddenly felt that it would be okay not to act in a gangster movie.

The director Guo Song is not the kind of super big name, but he is famous for strictly not giving face.

Lu Yuzhou used to guest-star in one of his movies, and he was terrified just watching Director Guo swearing at people. Now that he is allowed to star in, Lu Yuzhou dare not think about how to live those few months.

Lu Zhihang looked at his good-for-nothing younger brother in distaste, and while fiddling with his phone, he said, "Forget it, Ye Chixu is the lead actor in this movie, and I'm catching a plane tomorrow, which happens to be Ye Chixu's movie tomorrow." After the drama is finished, I will ask him to come and take you after the drama is finished."

Fuck me!Lu Yuzhou was stunned for a while, Ye Dayingdi was supporting him?

Thinking about Ye Chixu's appearance today, Lu Yuzhou couldn't help being curious about Ye Yingdi off the screen.

Usually, the Ye Yingdi he sees are ascetic, gentle and elegant, but today's Ye Chixu, obviously has the same face, but clearly has two different feelings.

But it's all good looking.

How pretty is Ye Chixu's face?

Let's put it this way, there are so many trolls on the Internet, if you hate you, you will be trolled for your excellence. Although Ye Chixu has very few black fans, there are still people trolling.

But in such an online environment, Ye Chixu, as a film king, didn't have as many fans who complained about his good looks as he did for his acting skills.

Contrary to Lu Yuzhou's excited and nervous mood, Ye Chixu who had just returned home smashed his phone angrily.

Fuck, this dog Lu Zhihang, even after he left, he still didn't forget to give him a child!

Ye Dayingdi does not have the self-knowledge that he is only 27 years old. In his opinion, anyone younger than him is a bear.

Ye Chixu leaned in the bathtub, looked at Lu Zhihang's chat interface, and was about to send him a video to scold him when he received a call from his manager Zhu Yao.

"Hello?" Ye Chixu tilted his legs to the edge of the bathtub, and connected the phone at the position where the phone was half an arm away from him.

This face paired with this action is actually very seductive.

If you ignore the voice on the phone, it can be regarded as a picture of a beauty bathing.

"My brother Ye! Papa Ye! Ancestor Ye! Are you staying up so late thinking about ascending immortality or something? You won't be acting tomorrow, will you?"

Very good, Ye Chixu was not disappointed, the voice almost deafened him half an arm away.

"Ah..." Ye Chixu glanced at the phone calmly, um, 12:30, it's not too late, "It seems like I've hung up on the ending of the show I'm finishing tomorrow, right? It's not good to stay up late and make me look haggard ?"

Well, with a sincere and dedicated tone, Yingdi Ye applauded himself.

"Are you talking nonsense? You're going to be stabbed to death in bed tomorrow! Embarrassed, you..."

"Oh, don't be irritable, it's not good to be angry." Ye Chixu didn't feel the embarrassment of being exposed at all: "Anyway, Ming'er's image is a middle-aged uncle. I stay up late, so I don't look so young and so handsome."

Listen, how righteous and shameless.

Ye Chixu reckoned that Zhu Yao on the other side of the phone was going to be pissed off, and sure enough, Zhu Yao gnashed his teeth and said, "I really want to record this call and post it on the Internet! Let those of you Pure and innocent little fans, let's see what kind of Xiong Dexing their male god is in private!"

Ye Chixu raised his eyebrows, and before he could speak, Zhu Yao hung up the phone.

Ye Chixu looked at the phone at the end of the call, thinking that his manager was getting more and more irritable, and hung up the phone before he finished speaking.But soon, he received Zhu Yao's WeChat.

[Sooner or later the fat man who will be pissed off]: If you are late tomorrow and I find dark circles under your eyes, you will have to wait half a month for an unstoppable schedule!

Look at this mouthful of "fucking", it's so uncivilized!But I have to admit that the second half of the sentence is still somewhat useful to Ye Chixu.

About 5 minutes later, Ye Chixu sighed, struggled for a while, and finally was willing to get out of his bathtub.

Ye Chixu was lying on the bed, just about to go to bed, when he thought of the boy he was about to face, he sighed, he was Lu Zhihang's younger brother, and he was quite likable today, I just hope this boy is better than him. Those vases are reassuring.

Ye Chixu is not the kind of person who likes to worry about the future, and this melancholy only existed for half a minute before he turned over and went to sleep.

But when Ye Chixu was soundly asleep, the phone rang again. Ye Chixu suppressed his anger, took the phone and tapped the green button.

"You better fucking have something to do, or you're going to die." Ye Chixu didn't show any appreciation for the face on the screen at all, and didn't care about civilization, so when he clicked on the video, he cursed mercilessly.

Lu Zhihang looked at the sleepy face on the phone, and realized that he might have caused trouble, but if he did, it would be even worse if he hung up at this time.

So, when he finished talking about the purpose of this video, Lu Yuzhou clearly heard Ye Yingdi's distinguishing roar in the next room: "Lu Zhihang, fuck you/Your uncle! Are you human? Can you Can't you touch your conscience and tell me if you are human? Are you sick? You don't sleep in the middle of the night and call me to take care of your dog? It's almost two o'clock, brother, can you..."

The voice is getting smaller and smaller, hearing is limited, and Lu Yuzhou can't hear clearly afterward.

He was so curious, Lu Yuzhou couldn't hold back, he sneaked out and looked in at the door of Lu Zhihang's room, and then he saw his brother smiling at the phone screen.

Although he could only see a quarter of the side face, in the eyes of CP fans like Lu Yuzhou, this was undoubtedly a spoiled smile.

But if he saw Lu Zhihang's face, he would find that his brother's schadenfreude was full of ridicule for complaining about Ye Chixu.

Lu Yuzhou returned to his room with a big "sugar" in his arms, and when he opened Weibo happily, he found that the group exploded.

Lu Yuzhou was about to go against CP, but his brother's smile just now made him give up his desire to climb the wall, but "coconut juice" is indeed very good...

Therefore, such a message appeared in the large fan group of "Zhiye":

[Bass stewed porridge]: From today on, I am an omnivorous sea bass /hold fist/.

After Lu Yuzhou sent this message, he turned over and hugged his pillow to sleep peacefully, no matter what kind of splashes were blown up in the group.

The author has something to say: Well, although everyone probably understands it, let me explain it more clearly here!

The cp name of Lu Zhihang and Ye Chixu is "Zhiqiu Yiye". Among them, what Zhihang and Ye Chixu received was "Zhiye", and Ye Chixu who attacked Lu Zhixu received "coconut juice" (Babies who brush Weibo are probably familiar with these)