The villains all look the same [Quick Transmigration]
Chapter 2 You Look Familiar (2)
Jian Shuangsheng wanted to choose seppuku, but he didn't have a knife at hand. He didn't even bring a rake to pretend to be aggressive.
Even if you bring it, it's useless. How can you cut seppuku?
There's no such thing as a suicide manual, and I'll ask the system if it provides it later.
In the end, he had to hike for two hours in the mountains, and finally found a cliff that looked like it could kill people, and jumped off.
Fortunately, he didn't have the protagonist's life, and there was no stream or expert under the cliff, so he died smoothly at the bottom of the cliff.
"Have robbed five times, complete. Be eliminated by the protagonist, complete. There is no danger..." The system was silent for a long time, "This is a bit of a surprise!"
"But I've done it!" Jian Shuangsheng hastily declared.
"Okay, you're done, anyway, the author didn't say how thrilling it is." The system finally counted him to complete the task, "You wait in the lounge, I'll arrange other people's tasks first, and I'll come to you later."
At this time, Jian Shuangsheng was in the cannon fodder lounge.
There are countless bookshelves in the lounge, with all kinds of history books, literature books and political books on them, extracurricular reading materials specially prepared for them in the name of increasing the professionalism of cannon fodder.From Jian Shuangsheng's point of view, these things are completely left there, it is better to put some comic novels for the entertainment of the employees!
A large TV was placed on the other side, constantly playing programs on how to improve acting skills. After repeating just a few lessons, Jian Shuangsheng could memorize them, but he still couldn't act.
Cannon fodder players are not allowed to return to the real world until a book is finished.
It is said that a long time ago, the world that was put directly into the book was waiting to be completed. Later, the protest was too serious, and the system established this cannon fodder lounge for employees to rest.
Because in reality, everyone is in a different area, and the chance of meeting is small, gradually forming the custom of meeting in the cannon fodder lounge, referred to as: dating cannon room.
[Cannon fodder rule [-]: Colleagues meet at work, it is forbidden to recognize relatives, and it is forbidden to help each other that does not fit the plot]
Due to the strike period, the dating room was sparsely populated. Only one colleague was sitting on the sofa holding a copy of "New Concept English".
Jian Shuangsheng sat beside him, the sofa was sunken, and his colleague was awakened. He rubbed his eyes, turned his head and saw Jian Shuangsheng, "Shuangsheng! Why didn't you go on strike?"
The guy who was named said that he had a disability in face recognition, and he couldn't match up with this colleague. Fortunately, he had a badge on his chest with the word "Chen Fan" written on it.
"Chen Fan." Jian Shuangsheng tactfully called out his name.He was embarrassed to say that he needed money, so he asked, "Why didn't you go?"
"Don't mention it! I can't get out!" Chen Fan threw the book aside, "The article actually wrote more than 1000 million words, from when the protagonist was a child to when he grew up, it was over, and he started to talk about the protagonist's son. Son, now we're talking about the grandson, and it's not over yet. God knows when it will end."
"I love you." Jian Shuangsheng smiled sympathetically, "What is the task?"
"Too many to die for!" Chen Fan complained non-stop, "A little white text is full of cannon fodder that needs to be acted, and Weiwei is also acting with me! It's too busy at all."
They don't need to play all cannon fodder, only those illogical cannon fodder need their appearance.
The explanation given at the beginning of the system introduction is that there are always some mentally handicapped characters in the novel who do things illogically. Readers don’t understand why they do things like that, and the author can’t explain it, which causes serious bugs in the novel.This will cause the novel system to collapse, so cannon fodder actors are needed to play those illogical characters so that the plot can go on smoothly.
Most of these characters are cannon fodder, and a very small part are important villains.
Just like the five robbers who played before.There are five robbers on one mountain top, which is illogical at first, and they continue to find the same group of people to die.
"What if the protagonist doesn't follow logic?" Jian Shuangsheng, who had just joined the job, asked the system.
The system replied disdainfully: "Then why do you need this book?! Just throw it into the shredder."
It made sense, and Jian Shuangsheng deeply agreed.
Chen Fan continued to complain about the little white article: "My next role is a foreigner. A foreign rich man who can only speak English came to invest in China. In the end, he fell in love with the heroine and insisted on opening a brokerage company for her alone."
"You can speak English?" Jian Shuangsheng was surprised.
"I don't know a single word!" Chen Fan pointed to the new concept in front of him, "Just learned! You can't just read the lines, anyway, it's a illogical text, let everyone know that I'm a foreigner is enough."
"Hahahaha!"
It didn't take long for Chen Fan to leave to play his foreigner.Jian Shuangsheng closed his eyes and rested his mind, waiting for the system to come back to arrange the next task.
Cannon fodder players share a system and can only contact the system when assigning tasks and completing tasks.
Jian Shuangsheng once wondered why not equip each person with one, which can improve a lot of efficiency, but the system replied him with one word coldly: "Poor."
What a universal explanation, applicable anywhere.
"Your next task has been assigned." The system suddenly said in Jian Shuangsheng's mind.
Jian Shuangsheng was awakened, and complained dissatisfiedly: "I fell asleep! Can you call me softly?"
"Oh, then you continue to sleep, I'll call again." The system said coldly.
"No, please continue," Jian Shuangsheng hurriedly sat up straight, waiting for orders, "I'm completely awake."
After he said that last time, the system sang Qinghai-Tibet Plateau directly for the second time to wake him up.
The system snorted coldly, "This time the task is to play the role of the SB subordinate of the final boss. There are three main points: molesting the heroine, mocking him after being stopped by the protagonist, and speaking ill of the protagonist before the final boss."
"Don't you have to die?" Jian Shuang was unlucky, it's rare to see undead cannon fodder!
"Do you think you won't be killed by the protagonist after doing this?" The system mocked, "There is no need to add it to the main point."
Jian Shuangsheng: "..." It makes sense, I didn't expect it.
The main plot was sent directly to Jian Shuangsheng's mind.
In the end, the mentally handicapped subordinates of the BOSS fell in love with the beautiful and beautiful future wife of the protagonist, stepped forward to moleste her in full view, and was stopped by the protagonist.Crying and going back to find the final boss who said bad things about the protagonist, and was finally hacked to death by the angry protagonist.
Probably this person's IQ is the biggest bug of this character.
"Golden Core Stage..." Jian Shuangsheng read, "What is the Golden Core Stage? There is no explanation?"
"He's going to die anyway, what explanation do you want?" The system didn't bother to provide it.
Jian Shuangsheng protested: "Then it's time to ridicule the protagonist. If the theoretical knowledge is wrong, it should be ashamed!"
"I'm going to die anyway, if you lose face, you lose it."
Jian Shuangsheng was dying: "I don't have a golden pill either! Why don't you send me one for fun?"
"I'm going to die anyway, isn't it all the same?"
Jian Shuangsheng: "..." Can I complain?Who is your leader?
"You're going to die anyway, so why am I talking nonsense with you?" the system mocked, "Let's go, see you at the end of the mission."
Jian Shuangsheng looked at his own story that lasted less than [-] words, and half of it was talking about how Yan Xiaoyun slapped him in the face aggressively, and he felt a pain in his face in advance.
Their quests will only give introductions about the characters of the cannon fodder, nothing more will be provided.The reason for the system introduction is that they are afraid that they will do unnecessary things, which will be detrimental to the performance, so the full text is not provided.One of the reasons why they are not allowed to leave the dating room is because they are afraid that they will search the Internet and read the full text.
Now Jian Shuangsheng's eyes are darkened by the plot, but he knows that the protagonist's name is Yan Xiaoyun, and he is probably the Yan Xiaoyun who grew up after 30 or [-] years.The heroine is called Wan Yiyi, and the final boss is called Boss Meng.
Look, in the end, the BOSS is the immediate boss of this cannon fodder, and he didn't even give a full name.
How did this rubbish system keep such a big cannon fodder acting department in operation without closing down? !
But Jian Shuangsheng only dared to slander in his heart, and if the narrow-minded system heard it, it would be a disaster if his salary was deducted.
He closed his eyes, and after a period of dizziness, he was already lying in a luxurious bedroom.
The bed is 3 meters wide and covered with a thick embroidered silk quilt, which is so soft that people are about to fall into it.Jian Shuangsheng rolled happily, thinking that this mission was worth it just with this big bed.
Just as Jian Shuangsheng was rolling happily, a beautiful girl climbed up from the other side of the bed, her shoulders were naked, her body was buried in the bed, she looked at Jian Shuangsheng timidly, waiting for orders.
Why is there someone!What did this guy do last night? !
The girl waited anxiously for Jian Shuangsheng to speak, but the latter was embarrassed and didn't know what to say.What do you usually say the next morning after a one night stand?No experience!
Jian Shuangsheng choked out three words: "Back off."
"Yes!" The girl got out of the bed.She was wearing a strapless nightdress, with a graceful figure, bent over, and walked away backwards.
Oh, get dressed!Jian Shuangsheng was rejoicing and disappointed at the same time.
He looked around, the beams wrapped in satin, the four corners dotted with night pearls the size of goose eggs, the exquisite celadon vases placed in the corners, and stacks of bamboo slips neatly stacked on the bookshelves beside him, all the home decorations revealed luxury.
Jian Shuangsheng is like Grandma Liu entering the Grand View Garden for the first time, looking around, picking up every decoration to have a look, seeing gold, eager to bite and test the authenticity.
He remembered the description in the book, saying that Hu Guangmao lived a luxurious life, loved beautiful women all his life, grabbed them unwillingly, and spent money to get rid of them after sleeping. The word scum is not enough to describe him.
This person's martial arts is extremely poor, all thanks to the family's wealth, and it was passed down through three generations, and he spent a lot of auxiliary medicines and treasures to cultivate him, and he only reached the early stage of Jindan.
The protagonist Yan Xiaoyun, who is similar in age, is already in the middle stage of Nascent Soul!
But this also explains why the final boss treats this kind of waste as a subordinate. It turns out that this guy has a strong background!
Tsk tsk tsk, the BOSS is so scheming, when Yan Xiaoyun kills Hu Guangmao, the entire Hu family will be assisted by the BOSS, Yan Xiaoyun's mortal enemy.
But what are you afraid of, the protagonist has the author as the backing, this is the biggest backstage.
Jian Shuangsheng wandered around the room while thinking wildly.
Then, by chance, he saw a mirror and caught a glimpse of himself.
It is said that he used his original appearance to rob at the beginning, but after more than ten years, the protagonist should have forgotten this episode long ago, right?
Jian Shuangsheng ruffles his short hair, so he probably won't be recognized.
Probably not, um, trust your own character.
Even if you bring it, it's useless. How can you cut seppuku?
There's no such thing as a suicide manual, and I'll ask the system if it provides it later.
In the end, he had to hike for two hours in the mountains, and finally found a cliff that looked like it could kill people, and jumped off.
Fortunately, he didn't have the protagonist's life, and there was no stream or expert under the cliff, so he died smoothly at the bottom of the cliff.
"Have robbed five times, complete. Be eliminated by the protagonist, complete. There is no danger..." The system was silent for a long time, "This is a bit of a surprise!"
"But I've done it!" Jian Shuangsheng hastily declared.
"Okay, you're done, anyway, the author didn't say how thrilling it is." The system finally counted him to complete the task, "You wait in the lounge, I'll arrange other people's tasks first, and I'll come to you later."
At this time, Jian Shuangsheng was in the cannon fodder lounge.
There are countless bookshelves in the lounge, with all kinds of history books, literature books and political books on them, extracurricular reading materials specially prepared for them in the name of increasing the professionalism of cannon fodder.From Jian Shuangsheng's point of view, these things are completely left there, it is better to put some comic novels for the entertainment of the employees!
A large TV was placed on the other side, constantly playing programs on how to improve acting skills. After repeating just a few lessons, Jian Shuangsheng could memorize them, but he still couldn't act.
Cannon fodder players are not allowed to return to the real world until a book is finished.
It is said that a long time ago, the world that was put directly into the book was waiting to be completed. Later, the protest was too serious, and the system established this cannon fodder lounge for employees to rest.
Because in reality, everyone is in a different area, and the chance of meeting is small, gradually forming the custom of meeting in the cannon fodder lounge, referred to as: dating cannon room.
[Cannon fodder rule [-]: Colleagues meet at work, it is forbidden to recognize relatives, and it is forbidden to help each other that does not fit the plot]
Due to the strike period, the dating room was sparsely populated. Only one colleague was sitting on the sofa holding a copy of "New Concept English".
Jian Shuangsheng sat beside him, the sofa was sunken, and his colleague was awakened. He rubbed his eyes, turned his head and saw Jian Shuangsheng, "Shuangsheng! Why didn't you go on strike?"
The guy who was named said that he had a disability in face recognition, and he couldn't match up with this colleague. Fortunately, he had a badge on his chest with the word "Chen Fan" written on it.
"Chen Fan." Jian Shuangsheng tactfully called out his name.He was embarrassed to say that he needed money, so he asked, "Why didn't you go?"
"Don't mention it! I can't get out!" Chen Fan threw the book aside, "The article actually wrote more than 1000 million words, from when the protagonist was a child to when he grew up, it was over, and he started to talk about the protagonist's son. Son, now we're talking about the grandson, and it's not over yet. God knows when it will end."
"I love you." Jian Shuangsheng smiled sympathetically, "What is the task?"
"Too many to die for!" Chen Fan complained non-stop, "A little white text is full of cannon fodder that needs to be acted, and Weiwei is also acting with me! It's too busy at all."
They don't need to play all cannon fodder, only those illogical cannon fodder need their appearance.
The explanation given at the beginning of the system introduction is that there are always some mentally handicapped characters in the novel who do things illogically. Readers don’t understand why they do things like that, and the author can’t explain it, which causes serious bugs in the novel.This will cause the novel system to collapse, so cannon fodder actors are needed to play those illogical characters so that the plot can go on smoothly.
Most of these characters are cannon fodder, and a very small part are important villains.
Just like the five robbers who played before.There are five robbers on one mountain top, which is illogical at first, and they continue to find the same group of people to die.
"What if the protagonist doesn't follow logic?" Jian Shuangsheng, who had just joined the job, asked the system.
The system replied disdainfully: "Then why do you need this book?! Just throw it into the shredder."
It made sense, and Jian Shuangsheng deeply agreed.
Chen Fan continued to complain about the little white article: "My next role is a foreigner. A foreign rich man who can only speak English came to invest in China. In the end, he fell in love with the heroine and insisted on opening a brokerage company for her alone."
"You can speak English?" Jian Shuangsheng was surprised.
"I don't know a single word!" Chen Fan pointed to the new concept in front of him, "Just learned! You can't just read the lines, anyway, it's a illogical text, let everyone know that I'm a foreigner is enough."
"Hahahaha!"
It didn't take long for Chen Fan to leave to play his foreigner.Jian Shuangsheng closed his eyes and rested his mind, waiting for the system to come back to arrange the next task.
Cannon fodder players share a system and can only contact the system when assigning tasks and completing tasks.
Jian Shuangsheng once wondered why not equip each person with one, which can improve a lot of efficiency, but the system replied him with one word coldly: "Poor."
What a universal explanation, applicable anywhere.
"Your next task has been assigned." The system suddenly said in Jian Shuangsheng's mind.
Jian Shuangsheng was awakened, and complained dissatisfiedly: "I fell asleep! Can you call me softly?"
"Oh, then you continue to sleep, I'll call again." The system said coldly.
"No, please continue," Jian Shuangsheng hurriedly sat up straight, waiting for orders, "I'm completely awake."
After he said that last time, the system sang Qinghai-Tibet Plateau directly for the second time to wake him up.
The system snorted coldly, "This time the task is to play the role of the SB subordinate of the final boss. There are three main points: molesting the heroine, mocking him after being stopped by the protagonist, and speaking ill of the protagonist before the final boss."
"Don't you have to die?" Jian Shuang was unlucky, it's rare to see undead cannon fodder!
"Do you think you won't be killed by the protagonist after doing this?" The system mocked, "There is no need to add it to the main point."
Jian Shuangsheng: "..." It makes sense, I didn't expect it.
The main plot was sent directly to Jian Shuangsheng's mind.
In the end, the mentally handicapped subordinates of the BOSS fell in love with the beautiful and beautiful future wife of the protagonist, stepped forward to moleste her in full view, and was stopped by the protagonist.Crying and going back to find the final boss who said bad things about the protagonist, and was finally hacked to death by the angry protagonist.
Probably this person's IQ is the biggest bug of this character.
"Golden Core Stage..." Jian Shuangsheng read, "What is the Golden Core Stage? There is no explanation?"
"He's going to die anyway, what explanation do you want?" The system didn't bother to provide it.
Jian Shuangsheng protested: "Then it's time to ridicule the protagonist. If the theoretical knowledge is wrong, it should be ashamed!"
"I'm going to die anyway, if you lose face, you lose it."
Jian Shuangsheng was dying: "I don't have a golden pill either! Why don't you send me one for fun?"
"I'm going to die anyway, isn't it all the same?"
Jian Shuangsheng: "..." Can I complain?Who is your leader?
"You're going to die anyway, so why am I talking nonsense with you?" the system mocked, "Let's go, see you at the end of the mission."
Jian Shuangsheng looked at his own story that lasted less than [-] words, and half of it was talking about how Yan Xiaoyun slapped him in the face aggressively, and he felt a pain in his face in advance.
Their quests will only give introductions about the characters of the cannon fodder, nothing more will be provided.The reason for the system introduction is that they are afraid that they will do unnecessary things, which will be detrimental to the performance, so the full text is not provided.One of the reasons why they are not allowed to leave the dating room is because they are afraid that they will search the Internet and read the full text.
Now Jian Shuangsheng's eyes are darkened by the plot, but he knows that the protagonist's name is Yan Xiaoyun, and he is probably the Yan Xiaoyun who grew up after 30 or [-] years.The heroine is called Wan Yiyi, and the final boss is called Boss Meng.
Look, in the end, the BOSS is the immediate boss of this cannon fodder, and he didn't even give a full name.
How did this rubbish system keep such a big cannon fodder acting department in operation without closing down? !
But Jian Shuangsheng only dared to slander in his heart, and if the narrow-minded system heard it, it would be a disaster if his salary was deducted.
He closed his eyes, and after a period of dizziness, he was already lying in a luxurious bedroom.
The bed is 3 meters wide and covered with a thick embroidered silk quilt, which is so soft that people are about to fall into it.Jian Shuangsheng rolled happily, thinking that this mission was worth it just with this big bed.
Just as Jian Shuangsheng was rolling happily, a beautiful girl climbed up from the other side of the bed, her shoulders were naked, her body was buried in the bed, she looked at Jian Shuangsheng timidly, waiting for orders.
Why is there someone!What did this guy do last night? !
The girl waited anxiously for Jian Shuangsheng to speak, but the latter was embarrassed and didn't know what to say.What do you usually say the next morning after a one night stand?No experience!
Jian Shuangsheng choked out three words: "Back off."
"Yes!" The girl got out of the bed.She was wearing a strapless nightdress, with a graceful figure, bent over, and walked away backwards.
Oh, get dressed!Jian Shuangsheng was rejoicing and disappointed at the same time.
He looked around, the beams wrapped in satin, the four corners dotted with night pearls the size of goose eggs, the exquisite celadon vases placed in the corners, and stacks of bamboo slips neatly stacked on the bookshelves beside him, all the home decorations revealed luxury.
Jian Shuangsheng is like Grandma Liu entering the Grand View Garden for the first time, looking around, picking up every decoration to have a look, seeing gold, eager to bite and test the authenticity.
He remembered the description in the book, saying that Hu Guangmao lived a luxurious life, loved beautiful women all his life, grabbed them unwillingly, and spent money to get rid of them after sleeping. The word scum is not enough to describe him.
This person's martial arts is extremely poor, all thanks to the family's wealth, and it was passed down through three generations, and he spent a lot of auxiliary medicines and treasures to cultivate him, and he only reached the early stage of Jindan.
The protagonist Yan Xiaoyun, who is similar in age, is already in the middle stage of Nascent Soul!
But this also explains why the final boss treats this kind of waste as a subordinate. It turns out that this guy has a strong background!
Tsk tsk tsk, the BOSS is so scheming, when Yan Xiaoyun kills Hu Guangmao, the entire Hu family will be assisted by the BOSS, Yan Xiaoyun's mortal enemy.
But what are you afraid of, the protagonist has the author as the backing, this is the biggest backstage.
Jian Shuangsheng wandered around the room while thinking wildly.
Then, by chance, he saw a mirror and caught a glimpse of himself.
It is said that he used his original appearance to rob at the beginning, but after more than ten years, the protagonist should have forgotten this episode long ago, right?
Jian Shuangsheng ruffles his short hair, so he probably won't be recognized.
Probably not, um, trust your own character.
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