hell life

Soft sunlight shines through the screened windows, illuminating the entire room.

A beam of light hit Lu Fei's face, and he raised his hand to block it, accidentally startling Liu Huaichun in his arms.

Liu Huaichun opened his eyes in a daze. Originally, he was huddled under the quilt and resting on Lu Fei's chest. He moved up, then raised his head, and kissed Lu Fei's mouth.

Just as he was about to slip away, the man stretched out his hand to hold his head, and then was bitten on his mouth.

"It's so early in the morning, what are you doing?" Lu Fei rubbed him, then pushed him away, "Sleepy."

Liu Huaichun turned over, put Lu Fei's hand on his waist, manually let him hug her, and said with a smile, "Then you go to sleep, I want to play with my phone."

"En." Lu Fei responded and closed his eyes again.The little ghost's body is quite warm, and it feels good to hold, and now that Xiao Hei is gone, Lu Fei doesn't care about other things at all, he hugged him comfortably, and fell asleep peacefully.

He didn't know how long he had slept in the cage, but Lu Fei was finally woken up by phone calls one after another.

"Hey?"

Zhang Keming asked coyly on the phone, "Feifei, I'll go to Charming to confess my love later, can you give me some advice?"

"Why are you looking for me?" Lu Fei was puzzled.

Zhang Keming said, "Tsk, you seem to be very experienced, and you have one after another, so I'll just ask!"

When did I become experienced?Lu Fei expressed dissatisfaction, "Don't talk nonsense, I have never changed partners?"

"Oh, these are not important! Good Feifei, what do you think Charming likes? I invited her to dinner tonight, and I want to prepare a bouquet of roses for her, is that okay?"

"Isn't it too vulgar?" Lu Fei said.

"Uh... don't girls like roses?"

"Cut," Lu Fei snorted disdainfully, and said, "It depends on who you are! If it's from me, it's fine. If it's from you, you have to think carefully. If someone rejects you, the flower She is too embarrassed to accept it, so you can only throw it away, how embarrassing is it?"

"Then can you give me some advice?" Zhang Keming felt that what he said was very reasonable, so he asked his advice more earnestly, "Feifei, help me, and I will treat you to a big meal!"

Lu Fei was silent for a moment, this question is beyond the outline... He has never dated Liu Huaichun, at most he would just go shopping on the road, so he doesn't know how to do this question.

"Xiao Ming, wait for me for a while. I'll study it and call you back later."

After finishing speaking, he hung up the phone and called Qian Er directly instead.

"Hi, boss~"

"What do you like?"

Qian Er was confused for a moment, "Boss, what are you doing?"

"Zhang Keming said he wanted to give you a gift, and asked me what you like," Lu Fei said, "I will give him an answer later."

There was silence on the other end of the phone, and Qian Er answered with a chuckle after a while, "He can give you anything."

Lu Fei raised his eyebrows, but didn't say anything.

Qian Er said to himself, "He's quite interesting."

"I said Liu Yang was interesting before, but that's not your reaction." Lu Fei said something indifferent, and hung up the phone.

Oh, woman.

As soon as he hung up the phone, he saw Liu Huaichun staring at him, his ink-stained eyes staring straight at him, "Are you cheating?"

"Huh?" Lu Fei patted him, "Don't talk nonsense."

As soon as the call was made, Zhang Keming answered, "Have you finished your research? What should I give you?"

"Rose is fine." Lu Fei said.

Zhang Keming became angry, "What's the difference between you saying this and not saying it? Didn't you just say that roses are tacky, what if Charming doesn't like me?"

Lu Fei rubbed his nose and said, "It's okay, I just did some research, and I think she should agree, so go ahead."

"Hmm...Really?" Zhang Keming didn't believe it.

"Xiao Ming, why are you so unconfident? You are the leader of our office. You can do whatever you want with your body and appearance. You are so unconfident. What can Xiao Li and Zhang do?"

"You're right!" Zhang Keming was immediately full of confidence, clenched his fists, feeling super powerful.

Alas, people in love are fools.Lu Fei hung up the phone in distress.

Lie down for a while, and it's time for him to get up and go to work. I don't know if there is anything going on in the office. If he is free, he will take the kid to a date.

The office was empty, as if everyone had gone on a mission, only Liu Yang and Zhang Keming were left alone.

Lu Fei squeezed over with a smile and asked, "Why are you two left? Where are the others?"

Liu Yang raised his eyes coldly, ignored him, and continued to write while looking down at the computer screen.Lu Fei glanced at it. The title was "Summary of Starfish Operation".

He asked for no reason, "Is Zhao Yi still in touch with you?"

Liu Yang said, "It's blocked."

"..." A touch of distress.

Before he had time to mourn Zhao Yi for a moment, Zhang Keming rushed over and grabbed his arm, dragging him into a corner.

"what?"

Zhang Keming took out a cigarette from his pocket, lit it for him, and said, "Feifei, I ordered a bouquet of flowers just now, and it will be delivered in a while. Well, help me think about what I will say tonight." Okay? Wouldn’t it be too abrupt to confess directly? But she’s a foreigner, which one does she prefer?”

Lu Fei raised his eyebrows, handed the cigarette to his mouth, narrowed his eyes into a line, "Oh, please, I'll tell you~"

"Tsk, Feifei, brother, I really like her, this time for real! Just help me and give me some advice!"

"Why don't you ask Xiao Yang?" Lu Fei casually pointed at Liu Yang, whose back was facing them.

Zhang Keming immediately said, "It's better for me to break the pot myself if I find him. It's useless."

"Do you know that big star Zhao Yi is chasing him?" Lu Fei asked.

"I'm going! What??" Zhang Keming was stunned. He threw the lighter in his hand and smashed it on Liu Yang's head, shouting, "Someone is chasing you? Why didn't you tell brother?!"

Liu Yang was so beaten that he cursed, covered his head and turned around, "I'm just writing a summary, don't hire me!" Turning around, he couldn't help but yelled, "Ah! I didn't f*ck save it!!"

Lu Fei almost burst out laughing, "Hahahaha, Xiao Ming, you are so cheap!"

"Why are you all being chased by someone? I fucking want to chase someone! No, I must catch up!" Zhang Keming rubbed his palms, like a wretched fly, "I'm going to get out of the order tonight! I'll let you all day show!"

"How can I show off?"

Before Lu Fei finished speaking, he received a call from Liu Huaichun.

The little ghost groped at home for a long time, and finally made a date and called the Internet.

"What's the matter?" Lu Fei asked while smoking a cigarette, his voice was a little vague.

Liu Huaichun asked on the phone, "Uncle, when will you be back?"

"I've only been out for an hour..."

"Then can I go to you?" Liu Huaichun said sullenly, "I want to see you."

Lu Fei smiled, said no, and hung up the phone.

Seeing this, Zhang Keming clicked his tongue for a long time, "The sour smell of love, it's amazing! I don't know why that kid is so indifferent to you."

"I'm handsome, I can't help it."

Zhang Keming snorted disdainfully, and was about to complain about him.Seeing him leaning against the corner of the wall carelessly, with the remaining half of the cigarette still burning at his fingertips, his face shrouded by the faint smoke is really pretty.

"...Look, I'll give you what I can."

Liu Huaichun's call came again.

"What's the matter?" Lu Fei answered the phone perfunctorily and said, "The phone bill is very expensive."

On the other side of the phone, there was only the sound of "sizzling" electricity and the sound of "gurgling" water, as if something strange was about to emerge from a dark and damp corner.

Terrible after a long absence...

"Xiaochun?" Lu Fei straightened up and called out to the phone again, "Xiaochun?"

There was no response from Liu Huaichun.

Is there anything wrong?Lu Fei panicked and was about to go out and rush back.But suddenly there was a "mua", and something soft and moist touched his cheek.

"Fuck!" Lu Fei was so frightened that he almost threw the phone away.

On the screen of his new mobile phone, there appeared layer upon layer of fluctuating circles of light, and Liu Huaichun forced a mouth out of it, pouted.I also want to know that this thing just kissed myself.Too crazy!

Zhang Keming couldn't see the scene in front of him, and was still asking, "What's the matter?"

Lu Fei: "..."

Liu Huaichun kissed someone as he wished, happily retracted his mouth, and exposed his eyes instead.Seeing that Lu Fei felt that he was tall and far away, he was not very happy, "Bring me closer!"

Lu Fei was not very happy to hold it in front of his eyes, "What are you doing?"

Liu Huaichun blinked, that is to say, the bare eyeball on the screen also blinked, "I want to see you~"

"I'll teach you the video when I get back!"

"Then I still want to kiss you~" After finishing speaking, she wanted to remove her eyes and replace them with her mouth.

Lu Fei hurriedly took him away, "Be good at home, I'll be back soon!"

"Can I kiss you?"

"Yes, yes, yes!"

"Okay...then I'll wait for you at home." Liu Huaichun then disappeared into the phone screen with reluctant eyes, and at the same time, the light circle on the screen also disappeared.

Lu Fei quickly hung up the phone, "Damn it, it's terrible!!"

Zhang Keming: Heh, a smelly man in love!

The author has something to say:

Beauty: It's ok for this coquettish operation. 666666

Lu Fei: Scared me to death!Pretty!

Liu Huaichun: Just a little bit~ You can stick out your tongue and lick it next time

Lu Fei: ...