hell life

After Lu Fei returned to the house, the little ghost was deceiving himself and stuffed half of his body into the wardrobe mirror, and the remaining half was stuck outside, motionless, trying to hide himself and get away with it.

"What are you doing..." Lu Fei stroked his forehead.

"I'm stuck again." Liu Huaichun faltered sullenly, "It's so annoying, the stupid TV keeps lying to me!"

"What TV are you watching?" Lu Fei sat on the bed, looking at the lower half of him that was left outside, and had no intention of helping him.

Liu Huaichun faltered, "Uncle, pull me out first!"

"Come on yourself." Lu Fei replied nonchalantly, and then said, "By the way, I bought you a gift."

"What, what gift!" Liu Huaichun excitedly shook his two legs stuck on the ground, pulled out his arms from the mirror with difficulty, supported the frame with both hands, and began to pull out his body like a carrot.

Liu Huaichun is so angry!It's just a little bit away and it's coming out!But the mirror is not in a solid state now, but a sticky gelatin, and he can't push it at all.At this time, he really wanted to look up to the sky and shout, help!

Just when he was crying and complaining that he had nowhere to go, Lu Fei finally came over to help him.Liu Huaichun felt his butt being spanked, and then a pair of flexible and strong hands hugged his waist, and with a little force, he pulled out his upper body.

After Lu Fei raped him, he threw it directly on the ground.Looking in the mirror, the position just now was really dirty...

Liu Huaichun, who was thrown on the ground, rolled over and quickly got up, staring at Lu Fei with a pair of sincere eyes, "What gift!"

Lu Fei put one hand in his pocket and asked him with a smile, "I can't give it to you for no reason, just exchange it for something."

Now Liu Huaichun was in a difficult situation, "I don't have anything..." After thinking about it, he took out a stack of banknotes from his pocket, several hundred million, "Is this all right?"

Lu Fei didn't say if it's okay, he raised his hand to pick off the kid's collar, and poked his hand in.

Is this going to be exchanged with my body!Liu Huaichun thought excitedly, he was even ready to pretend that he would rather die than obey.

But Lu Fei didn't do anything to him, he just reached out and took out the Avalokitesvara statue hanging from his neck.He took this thing out to kill the little brat back then, and the two-dollar low-quality thing was useless at all, and the kid happily took it for himself.

"No, no, no! This is a token of love from my uncle!" Liu Huaichun quickly grabbed the rope, looked at him pitifully, "No!"

What a little idiot... Lu Fei patted his head, pulled off the pendant with all his strength, and threw it into the trash can.

"Woooo."

"Hey, here's a new one for you." After speaking, he took out a round jade bead from his pocket, and the string was a thin black thread, which was a little more low-key than red.Lu Fei hung the thing around Liu Huaichun's neck, and it really looked much more pleasing to the eye.

Liu Huaichun touched the beads, the gloom just now was swept away, and he said excitedly, "It's beautiful!"

"This is called a token of love, Xiaochun." Lu Fei took out the new mobile phone he bought in the afternoon from his pocket and stuffed it into his hand, "Also, this is your mobile phone. If you are not with me, you can Call me."

Liu Huaichun froze for a moment, and searched left and right on his body, and finally handed his only Ming coin to Lu Fei, feeling aggrieved, "I don't have anything..."

Lu Fei took hundreds of millions and put it in his pocket, "Then it's time to tell me what bad things did you do while I was away today?"

"Um... no."

"Really not?"

"Yes..." Liu Huaichun pursed his lips, "There are thieves today, so I will teach them a lesson."

"that's it?"

"Well, there's nothing else! They didn't steal anything in the end." Liu Huaichun said, feeling that he was super powerful, he couldn't help straightening his back, crossed his waist for a while, very proud, "I can look after the house of."

Knowing that he didn't make any trouble for him, Lu Fei felt relieved, and boasted perfunctorily, then turned around and began to change clothes, ready to brush his teeth and wash his hands.

As soon as he took off his shirt, revealing his tough abdominal muscles and two smooth mermaid lines, Liu Huaichun's face turned completely red, turning the color of a tomato.The little ghost was rolling in his heart while manually adjusting his color and temperature.Damn it, the ghost can't control it!

Lu Fei could see his impatient look from the mirror, he couldn't help raising the corners of his mouth, and his hand that was unbuttoning his belt slowed down, "Xiaochun, what are you looking at?"

"Uh... look, I'm looking at my phone..." Liu Huaichun lowered his head tremblingly, and started to fiddle with his phone. If he continued to look at it, he might get angry.And it's the kind of fire in the literal sense.

"Last night was the first time, does it hurt?" Lu Fei asked.Of course he knew that it was the first time for the little ghost, after all Liu Huaichun was a black stone before, no matter how harsh he was, he would never fall in love with a stone.But Lu Fei didn't say that this was actually the first time for him. When he was the impermanent ghost emperor, he didn't even have a heart, so he went to talk to someone about his relationship.

"Uh..." Liu Huaichun hesitated for a moment, but he didn't dare to say that it was really cool, so he struggled for a long time and said, "It's okay."

Good shit!Not to mention that Liu Huaichun is a ghost who has no pain and other senses are extremely sensitive. Every time he touches him, he will absorb part of the Yin energy on Lu Fei's body as nourishment. To put it bluntly, he is continuously draining Lu Fei dry. Your energy, (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

Poor Lu Fei, he still doesn't know that he has been squeezed dry by the kid in various senses.

That's why he didn't understand why when he saw Liu Huaichun's rippling face, he didn't have the urge to eat him up—the strong desire to survive restrained him.

So, the two returned to the past, covered with quilts and slept purely.

The author has something to say:

Taking advantage of the last 10 minutes, the beauty wishes the babies a happy new year~ and happy Valentine's Day yesterday! !mwah

ps Lu Fei won't be drained hahahaha