hell life

It was the first time in Lu Fei's life that he talked about life ideals with his "children" shirtless... He stretched out his hand and put a towel on his body, looked at the innocent Liu Huaichun, and said earnestly, "Xiaochun, uncle, take care of me!" Let me tell you, do you know that it's bad behavior to gouge out your eyes or take your head off?

Liu Huaichun shook his head, looking very innocent.

"Then do you know it's wrong to be so scary?"

Liu Huaichun still shook his head, continuing to be very innocent.

"Okay then, how about uncle teaching you to be a good human (ghost)?"

"……it is good."

Leaving aside the fact that this brat is inherently scary and neurotic, judging from the current situation, he is still very well-behaved. Classmate Lu Fei patted the top of his head with satisfaction... But this pat has another problem, Liu Huaichun's hair Its touch is neither soft and smooth like that of ordinary teenagers, nor is it dry and frizzy, but a feeling of touching a sticky colloid between solid and liquid.

Lu Fei hurriedly withdrew his hand, and then realized that his hand was bloody again.

_(:з)∠)_I feel that the transformation of the little ghost project is really a long way to go!

"Xiaochun, how about we wash off the blood first?"

"Ah."

After getting the little ghost's consent, Lu Fei adjusted the water temperature to be more comfortable, thinking that this little ghost is so obedient, his voice is soft and soft, and he is cute when he nods obediently, not as scary as he imagined.

Liu Huaichun raised his hand obediently, cooperated with Lu Fei to take off his clothes, then stood under the water, washing the blood that was about to clot on his head.Following his movements, red blood slowly flowed down the hot water and into the sewer.It wasn't until his hair faded that Lu Fei realized that his hair was not pure black, but a little brown, which made his already bloodless skin paler.The child was not very tall, about 1.7 meters tall, standing in front of Lu Fei, just reaching his chin.

The water fell with a "squeak", and the narrow space was covered by thick mist in a short while.

Liu Huaichun lowered his head and reached out to catch the water falling from the shower head, "It's hot."

"Close your eyes and I'll wash your hair for you."

Hearing the voice above his head, Liu Huaichun bent his mouth, closed his eyes obediently, and immediately after, his hair was rubbed, itchy and a little numb.His hearing is very good, and he can still accurately distinguish the clear breathing sound from above his head, which is calm and soft, amidst the sound of rushing water and the friction sound of Xisuo from above his head.

It was the first time to wash someone else's (ghost) hair, and Lu Fei couldn't figure out the way, so he could only rub Liu Huaichun's hair indiscriminately.The hot water flowed into his ears along the ends of his hair, but fortunately he didn't respond.The nerves of ghosts are not very sensitive, so they shouldn't feel uncomfortable... Lu Fei thought to himself.

After rubbing the top of his head a few more times, Lu Fei reached out and took off the shower head on the wall, and rushed at his head, washing away the white foam on Liu Huaichun's head, and then wiped his face with a towel. Wipe the water next to the ear, "Okay, you can open your eyes now."

Liu Huaichun slowly opened his eyes and looked up at him.Those dark, empty eyes slowly faded under Lu Fei's gaze, and what was left in the end was a pair of beautiful black and white eyes.

"Does uncle like this?" he asked.

There was no white in his eyeballs before, like a deep hollow, and it always looked like a feeling that made people's skin tingle... That feeling was very similar to that night when he was stared at by those weird stone lions.Therefore, Lu Fei is very satisfied with his current eyes, not to mention that they look watery, at least they are normal!

"Xiaochun, this is very beautiful." Lu Fei gave a thumbs up.Sure enough, after talking about his life, this little devil has become a lot better!

Facing his praise, Liu Huaichun looked very pleasantly surprised. He bent his eyes and raised his voice full of joy, "I know!"

Knowing the kid's temper, Lu Fei wasn't too scared anymore. He raised his hand and threw the shower gel on the table to him, "Wash yourself, too, and change your clothes later. I'll find some in the box for you. There's nothing you can wear."

Curiously, Liu Huaichun squeezed some shower gel into the palm of his hand. The shower gel condensed on his palm, and after a while, many bubbles were washed out by the water. He rubbed the bubbles and played happily alone.The bathroom is not big, and it seems a bit crowded when two people stand together.Seeing Liu Huaichun playing with himself, Lu Fei walked underwater and rushed casually, put on his pajamas and went out.

After rummaging in the box for a long time, Lu Fei only found a slightly smaller shirt and a pair of sports shorts. Although it may be a bit cold to wear these this season, but think about it carefully, ghosts are not afraid of the cold anyway...

Lu Fei went back to the bathroom and handed the clothes to Liu Huaichun, "Try it."

At this time, Liu Huaichun had washed off the foam on his body, stood obediently in the water, lowered his head and smelled the fragrance on his body, "It smells so good..."

With his head hanging down, he also looked a little cute, besides, he was naked, and his slender, white legs were exposed/exposed to the dense water vapor, which made Lu Fei's heart itch.He was just about to speak to break the slightly weird atmosphere, but unexpectedly Liu Huaichun raised his hand suddenly, opened his mouth and took a big bite on his wrist!

What's the matter, it's really a big mouthful!Even the flesh of the belt was torn off, and the blood even splashed on Lu Fei's face!Lu Fei opened his mouth and wanted to curse, but Liu Huaichun seemed not satisfied. He stuck out his tongue and licked the blood on his wrist, and chewed the "food" that Lu Fei couldn't imagine in his mouth with puffy cheeks.

Fuck! Fuck!Lu Fei covered his mouth and almost vomited out. Fortunately, he had excellent self-control ability and held back in time, but he couldn't help complaining in his heart. This kid has such a pure and innocent expression on his face, and he is doing such crazy things. how ah!And what kind of weird thoughts did I have just inexplicably thinking about this psychopath just now!

After a long time, when Liu Huaichun tried to take a second bite, Lu Fei hurriedly stopped him, and said earnestly, "Oh, Xiaochun, let's continue talking about life!"

"Yeah." Liu Huaichun nodded with his fingers in his mouth, "I like chatting."

Lu Fei looked at his mouth with trepidation, always feeling that the finger he held in his mouth would be chewed up by him in the next second and swallowed into his stomach... Fortunately, no, Liu Huaichun was just grinding Grinding his teeth, he looked at Lu Fei with a very interested expression.

How should I describe this kind of eyes... Rather than the eyes of a student looking at the teacher full of curiosity, Lu Fei thinks it is more like the salivating expression of a vulture staring at a dying person.

(╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻ Damn, this brat is fucking trying to eat me!

Lu Fei felt cold all over, forced himself to calm down, took a deep breath, and explained his outlook on life, values ​​and the world, "Xiaochun, you are a good boy, but you are young and don't understand a lot of things. , Uncle will tell you slowly. You sit down first, and Uncle will talk to you carefully!"

Liu Huaichun said that he likes to chat. It’s not a lie. Hearing Lu Fei’s words, his sudden desire to eat himself or Lu Fei faded away, and he sat on the toilet tank obediently, with his feet hanging in the air. Dangling, asked with interest, "Uncle, do you want to tell me a story?"

"En!" Lu Fei nodded, "The story I'm telling is called...the story of a good boy! The story goes like this. Once upon a time, there was a child who was very disobedient. Everyone didn't like him, so he asked the old monk, How can everyone like him? The old monk said, if you want everyone to like you, you can’t just take your head off, goug your eyes out to play with, don’t turn off the lights, and don’t eat yourself... Oh, by the way, it's best not to fly out suddenly to scare others. Since you have two feet, walk over slowly and say hello to everyone, so that everyone will like you! The child listened to what the old monk said, and he really didn't tear himself apart I don’t goug my eyes any more, everyone calls him a good boy!”

"Oh..." Liu Huaichun nodded half-understanding, "If I'm a good boy, uncle will like me too, right?"

Lu Fei nodded quickly, "Yes, as long as Xiaochun is obedient, everyone will like you! Come on, put on your clothes."

Like coaxing a child, Lu Fei coaxed Liu Huaichun to put on a shirt and shorts, and sighed inwardly. Sure enough, people depend on their clothes——ghosts also need to dress up!

Although the suit that Liu Huaichun was wearing was a little big, it was okay overall, that is, the shirt was too wide, making his whole body look like he was covered in a quilt, making him look a little petite and cute.The trousers were okay, because there was an adjustable elastic cord around the waist, so Liu Huaichun had no problem wearing them.

After helping him change these clothes, Lu Fei threw all the blood-stained clothes that he took off earlier into the trash can.

At this time, the blood hole in Liu Huaichun's hand had slowly healed at a speed visible to the naked eye. He even raised his hand and shook it at Lu Fei, "It's amazing!"

(^_^) Yes!No wonder there is no hesitation when you bite down!If there is a table in front of him, Lu Fei will undoubtedly overturn it to show that his facial expression and mental activity are not consistent at this time.

By the way, will you just wear my clothes like this?Lu Fei suddenly discovered a problem. If Liu Huaichun walked out like this, other people would only see a piece of clothing floating in the air...