hell life

Liu Yang didn't fall asleep, lying beside that person, how could he fall asleep... His heart was beating so fast, as if it was going to burst out of his chest.

He turned his back to Lu Fei, leaned on the back of the chair, and counted sheep boredly in his heart. After counting a few, he suddenly realized that Lu Fei called him that every time with a smile.It's really horrible!This person hinted at himself over and over again, but finally put everything on his head.If he hadn't deliberately approached him, how could he be so affectionate, and even really thought that he liked him, and lost his heart for no apparent reason.

The more Liu Yang thought about it, the more upset he felt, and he couldn't fall asleep even more.The drowsiness has long since disappeared, and now he just wants to jump up and give Lu Fei a hard punch. The glass of water splashed last night is obviously not enough for revenge, he should have a glass of boiling water!

Thinking of this, Liu Yang slowly straightened up and turned to Lu Fei's direction.He opened his mouth to say something, but found that Lu Fei was leaning quietly on the driver's seat, with his eyes closed, as if he had fallen asleep.Liu Yang closed his mouth and turned to stare at his face. His eyelashes were very slender, but they were not curly like a girl's at all, they were as straight as a brush.

He's really handsome... It's just that he's usually too erotic, and he's so funny that he can't see it at all.

Just when Liu Yang was going to take a closer look, Lu Fei suddenly opened his eyes.The eyes that were close at hand looked at him coldly with some chill.

"Ah...you're awake?" Liu Yang was taken aback, and quickly shrank back as if frightened, keeping a long distance from him.

Lu Fei rubbed his chin, half-closed his eyes, looked him up and down strangely, and said slowly after a while, "Xiao Yang...you don't think you want to hit me hard on my Overlord while I'm asleep?" ?”

For a moment, I thought you were so cool, I was really blind!The corner of Liu Yang's mouth twitched, and he rolled his eyes at him, "The devil is going to attack you hard! Narcissist!"

"Actually, I am often amazed by myself, and I can't help but want to chase after myself." Lu Fei said with a smile.

"..."

Liu Yang was speechless and didn't know what to say.The two of them fell silent, and the interior of the car instantly became quiet. The atmosphere was obviously a little weird. The dull feeling made him flustered for a while, and he subconsciously searched for other topics, "By the way, isn't that brat here today?"

"Well, I don't know where I went."

Liu Yang asked again, "Is that little ghost dangerous? I follow you all day, maybe he has some plans for you? I think it's better to go to the temple some other time to ask for a safe talisman, even if the little ghost looks like nothing now. Threat, maybe one day I will turn against you?"

Lu Fei nodded, "What you said makes sense! Do you know any masters who have achieved the Tao? How do you deal with ghosts every time you catch them?"

As soon as he finished asking, his phone and Liu Yang's phone vibrated at the same time.The big clock that told the time on the street also rang, and it was exactly zero.

It's twelve o'clock?Who is calling so late?Lu Fei took out his mobile phone from his pocket with some doubts, but the caller ID showed an unfamiliar phone number, which was not in his address book.

Just as Lu Fei was about to connect, Liu Yang suddenly pressed his hand, "Wait a minute..."

"Huh? What's wrong?"

Liu Yang hesitated, took out a silver lighter from his pocket, and handed it over, "I don't know what you like, but you seem to smoke a lot...Happy birthday!"

Lu Fei received it, "Thank you." He added, "I even forgot that today is my birthday, but actually, I don't like smoking very much. I just heard that smoking men are handsome, so I often light one. …Actually, I’m still choking on the smoke.”

Liu Yang said, "Give it back to me, there is still time to return it!"

"There's no reason to take the gift back." Lu Fei smiled, then rubbed his hair with the hand holding the lighter, connected the phone with the other hand, and put the phone to his ear, "Hello?"

"surprise!"

"..." Lu Fei gasped, and was almost deafened by the female voice on the phone. He moved the phone away and put it back to his ear, "Who is it?"

The other party should be a little girl of eighteen or nineteen years old. After a while, she said, "Brother, I'm Tian Tian! Happy birthday~ I must be the first person to congratulate you, right?"

Lu Fei subconsciously looked at Liu Yang who was sitting on the side. Liu Yang obviously heard the voice on the phone, touched his nose, and turned his head to look out the window.

Originally, Lu Fei wanted to ask if she made the wrong number, but since she came to wish her birthday, maybe it was someone she knew?What's the matter with calling yourself brother?

"Thank you." Although he was still in a trance, Lu Fei still couldn't see anything wrong on the surface, and his tone was extremely serious, and he couldn't hear anything unusual.

At this time, I heard Tiantian say again, "By the way, brother, I have already bought a ticket, and I will see you in two days."

"……Um."

"Then it's a deal, don't go back on your word! Goodbye, brother!"

Until he hung up the phone, Lu Fei didn't know who this person named Tiantian was.

Liu Yang obviously didn't hear him mention it before, so he couldn't help asking, "Who is she?"

Lu Fei put the phone in his pocket and replied, "My sister."

Liu Yang gave him a meaningful look, but said nothing.

The two had nothing to say until 05:30 the next morning.After working the night shift all night, Lu Fei was so sleepy when he returned to the police station that he almost collapsed.

Unexpectedly, as soon as he entered the office, he was startled by a series of crackling sounds.

"Porf———"

Zhang Keming still had a blow toy in his mouth. Seeing that Lu Fei looked at him in astonishment, he blew again, and the plastic paper stretched and rolled, making a melodious sound of "噗——".

"surprise! happy birthday!"

Other people in the office also came to join in the fun, made a bunch of spray ribbons and snowflakes, and sang the birthday song tacitly, "Happy birthday to you~Happy birthday to you~"

Lu Fei was moved to look at a giant cake on the table. Several colorful roses formed a circle to wrap a small man in a coat. The words "Happy Birthday" were written on the board made of dark chocolate. .In the middle of the cake is a blooming pink plastic lotus flower with a circle of small candles on the petals, most of the light is blocked by the sun.There is a special structure inside the lotus, which keeps playing the electronic melody of the birthday song repeatedly.

"Blow out the candles! Boo——" Zhang Keming pushed him, "Make a wish, blow out the candles, what are you doing in a daze, you haven't had your birthday, have you?"

Lu Fei scratched his hair, "I didn't expect you all to remember my birthday and buy me such a big cake, I'm so touched!"

However, just when he was moved to make a wish and blow out the candles, countless hands inserted from behind and pressed on the back of his head with lightning speed, burying his whole face in tacit understanding. in the cake.

"Hahaha! How stupid!" "It's all over, let's go to work!"

After the whole person program ended, a group of people scattered like birds and beasts, and disappeared after a while, only Lu Fei raised his head from the cake sadly.

"Porf—" Liu Yang took out a blowjob from nowhere, sat on the chair, looked at Lu Fei with a smile, and played with it.

Zhang Keming patted Lu Fei's shoulder reassuringly, and said, "It's a mess on the ground, clean it up and go back later."

"Brother Zhang, you are so witty!" Liu Yang said with a smile.

It's just that just after he finished speaking, a lump of white object hit his forehead with a 'slap' sound.He wiped his forehead, cream was all over his hands, "Lu Fei! How dare you hit me!"

Lu Fei licked the cream on his fingers, then grabbed it and smeared it on his face. Luckily, Liu Yang reacted quickly and was prepared to dodge.

The lump of cream hit the filing cabinet behind him.

When Zhang Keming saw something bad, he quickly reached out his hand to stop him, "Hey, you two, hurry up..."

"Crack!"

"Lu Fei, you are so tired of work, you dare to hit me! See if I don't kill you!"

"Crack!"

"...Hey! Brother Zhang, did you hit me on purpose? Do you think I dare not take revenge back? I've been upset with you for a long time!"

"Slap!" "Fuck! Liu Yang, come as soon as you say! See if I don't kill you!"

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Dear leaders:

I wrote this review book with a very guilty and uneasy mood, and made a very deep review of my dereliction of duty.

This morning, due to my own negligence and slack, as the person in charge of the hell firm, I not only failed to perform my due duties, let my subordinates play around in the office unscrupulously, and violated the rules and regulations of the firm together with them .For this, I feel very regret and self-blame.As a private detective, I didn't even abide by the minimum rules and regulations. My behavior has caused a certain negative impact on the image of the unit, and left a very bad impression on colleagues in other departments, and it is not conducive to my own firm. Responsible for the development of the work.

There is no regret medicine in the world.The matter has come to this point, no amount of regrets will help, we can only use this lesson as a warning, and use this incident as a warning!I will use my actions to prove my determination to repent!In the future work, I must strictly demand myself, strengthen my own construction, improve my various abilities, make due contributions in my job position, and establish a good image for the firm!

Best regards

Reviewer: Zhang Keming

Time: XXXXXXXXX

The author has something to say:

After I mentioned 'flirting with women' in the previous chapter, I lost all the articles and works all the way. QAQ Why are everyone's worldviews so upright!

ps: Having said that, I have been struggling with how to write better. After all, I said that I want one-on-one (with peach blossoms). Some children may come in because of this, but they find that they are not Shuangjiewen that I like. Regarding this , I am very sorry... After some consideration, I decided to write in the way I like - there are peach blossoms (one-on-one). ~(≧▽≦)/~

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