The protagonist's style of painting is always wrong [Quick Transmigration]

Wei Lai heard the housekeeper rush in early the next morning and said that the yard was surrounded. Before Wei Lai could respond, Lu Kang'an rushed in with a group of people. When he saw Wei Lai, he immediately backed up. All the while, the folding fan was opened, "Come here, this little beauty will belong to the master from now on, take it away for me, and there will be a lot of rewards when I return home."

Butler: "...Master, what should I do?" Call it out?

Wei Lai looked at Lu Kang'an with a stern face and let people come up to snatch him. Suddenly he thought of this guy's previous life. It seemed that he was dragged into the mansion as soon as we met. Why is this guy still mentally retarded even if he is reincarnated? ?

The butler glanced at Wei Lai, then suddenly took a few steps back, lowering his eyes and pretending that he didn't exist.

After that day, Lu Kang'an didn't appear in front of Wei Lai for a long time. It wasn't that he didn't want to, but that he couldn't. He had to restrain himself a bit, because his doting concubine mother said that if she messed up again, she would break his leg herself.

However, the threat of breaking his leg did not dissuade Lu Kang'an. Although he was a little silly, he also understood the importance of winking, so he was really honest during this time.

Even the little prince who was born in the same year, the same month and the same day as him refused to invite him to go to the Thousand Buddha Temple to worship Buddha. Of course, in the end, he reluctantly agreed after his little cousin pleaded earnestly.

Yes, especially reluctantly.

The little prince would go to the Thousand Buddha Temple every June to pray for his sister who died young, but this year they were assassinated.

Almost all the guards were killed. Lu Kang'an felt that he was going to die today. Before he died, he was thinking of Wei Lai. It was a pity that he hadn't snatched the beauty into the house yet!

Then he died.

Because there were only two people left, Wei Lai paid more attention to them, and rushed over as soon as he realized that they were in danger. Unfortunately, he came a little late, and when he saw the knife slashing at these two people from a distance, his intuition The little prince was chosen.

How could that scumbag Lu Kang'an be the son of the hunter back then!

After saving people, he put the little prince at the gate of the Thousand Buddha Temple and withdrew, happily going back to pack up his things and go back to the deep mountains and old forests to practice.

After the karma is resolved, his next task is to practice hard and become a fairy as soon as possible.

Just in case, he waited until the next day when he could no longer feel the breath of the target before preparing to leave.

Wei Lai gave the housekeeper a lot of money as severance pay, and he didn't ignore the other party's hard work. He worked hard as a housekeeper for so many years. As for the assassination of the little prince and the assassination of the emperor's only nephew, he didn't pay attention to it. within.

Wei Lai felt that he was about to make a breakthrough before, but at that time he was afraid of what happened to the former emperor, so he kept suppressing it, not daring to retreat and make a breakthrough, because he was afraid that if he closed his eyes and opened them, hundreds of years would pass.

This time he solved the cause and effect, he decided to retreat and practice hard, and if he wins, he will become a fairy.

——Yes, he is so confident!

Because he wanted to become a fairy as soon as possible, Wei Lai's retreat has indeed passed for a long time. When he goes down the mountain again, the outside world does not know when he has entered the modern society. The difference in his own world is not too big, and it really doesn't attract him. He went down the mountain to buy a lightning rod and prepare to become a fairy.

Now that we have all entered the modern society, of course we must overcome the catastrophe scientifically, and we must abide by the socialist core development concept, this is a good monster!

However, the first thunderbolt knocked him down—the cause and effect are still unresolved, he cannot become a fairy, get down and start all over again!

Wei Lai: Meow meow?

Fuck!So the son of the hunter back then was really Lu Kang'an instead of the reliable little prince?

God knows that he had extremely suspected that the hunter's son was also one of Tianjun's soul fragments!

Wei Lai was paralyzed on the ground like a dead dog, and his eyes were rare, so now the question came, how would he find the target?

Now we have entered the modern society, big brother!

A city's population may even be in the millions!

In addition to animals, even if he could still roughly perceive the target's location, the range of choices was too scary-how could he be so reckless in the first place?Even if the target is Lu Kang'an, his breath will also disappear the day after his death!

If he was willing to wait longer, he should understand that his causal line was not broken and still existed, but he couldn't wait to make sure and ran into the deep mountains and old forests without waiting for verification.

It's not like him at all.

Wei Lai carefully recalled what happened during that time, and finally confirmed that he had a demon and was tricked by it_(:з」∠)_

The devil, I call you uncle!

If he hadn't saved his hand at the beginning, what year and month would he be able to become a fairy!

That's right, Wei Lai saved a hand for himself, as for why he didn't know, but now he knows - he himself never thought that he would encounter a demon, but his instinct felt something wrong at the first time, So even if he was sure that the cause and effect had been solved, he did not unlock the marks on the little prince and Lu Kang'an. That is to say, although he failed to become an immortal, as long as he found Lu Kang'an's reincarnation, repaid his favor and solved the cause and effect, then it would be fine. Yes, it is completely possible to cross the catastrophe again.

Back in modern society, what is the first thing you do?Of course, it is to make a fake certificate for yourself, and have an identity certificate.

There are no human rights in black accounts in modern society.

Wei Lai met Lu Kang'an as soon as he came out from the wrong place with a fake certificate.

You asked him why he knew it was Lu Kang'an and not the little prince?This is very simple.

"Beauty! I think I must have had an affair with you in my previous life!"

Wei Lai: "..."

Look, if it wasn't for Lu Kang'an, he would take his head off and give him a kick.

He decided to change his way of repaying his kindness. Since accidents always fail, why don't he follow the example of the white lady and make a promise with his body?He really doesn't want to say "beauty, I think I must have had an affair with you in my previous life" again, annoying!

So Wei Lai showed an obviously malicious smile to the visitor, "I also think we had an affair in the previous life, so what is the name of this gentleman?"

"My name is Xuanyuan Baba, and Xuanyuan Aotian is my father!"

Wei Lai: "...Oh."

He still felt that there might be something wrong with this hunter's son.

It seems that no matter how many times he has been reincarnated, how many identities he has changed, how many living environments he has changed, the mental retardation is still mental retardation, and this hunter's son is probably mentally retarded and has become a genius.

"I don't have a place to live now..."

"No problem! I'll give you a villa right now. Do you like the one on the mountain, or the one by the sea? Or the beautiful country style?" Xuanyuan Baba said that this is not a problem, his father Xuanyuan Aotian, and he is The only cub, rich!capricious!

When people started to learn how to send love letters by hand, he was the only one who was upset. When he saw a woman approaching, he felt that the other party wanted to become his ninth mother, and when he saw a man, he felt that the other party wanted to have sex with his father.

But today, he felt that he had blossomed.

After living for more than 20 years, this is the first time I have a feeling of heartbeat. Although he is a man, at least it proves that he is not asexual.

Then Wei Lai was encased~raised~

Very good, now you don't even need to struggle, Wei Lai gave himself a thumbs up.

Wei Lai thought that he might not have the next world, so it is good to regard this world as the end point. Moreover, Xuanyuan Baba has followed him for three lifetimes. He doesn't know what is going on with the other party, but It is also impossible to be indifferent to the unchanging follow of the other party III, even if he is mentally retarded.

Well, Wei Lai still dislikes the fact that he is mentally retarded.

As Xuanyuan Aotian's only child, of course he paid attention to Xuanyuan Baba, he knew of Wei Lai's existence immediately, and took advantage of Xuanyuan Baba's absence to visit Wei Lai.

He just wanted to see what the other person was like, not a liar who lied to his feelings, but the first time he saw Wei Lai, he could see that Wei Lai was unusual.

As a winner in real life, Xuanyuan Aotian certainly has something special about him, for example, he has never made mistakes in seeing people.

"Why would senior agree to Xiaoba's mischief?" Although there are not many monsters now, Xuanyuan Aotian knows their existence.

"I just think he's cute."

Xuanyuan Aotian suddenly showed an indescribable expression when he heard the words, thinking that this expert is absolutely blind, how can he not know what his son's virtues are?

"Senior, do you think Xiaoba's temper is a bit weird?"

"How to say?"

Xuanyuan Aotian wiped his face when he heard the words, "Since senior found out, I won't hide it from you. Xiaoba has been lacking since childhood, and I tried everything I could to make him return to normal."

Wait a minute!A lack of know-how is not a problem, is it?

Seemingly seeing Wei Lai's question, Xuanyuan Aotian could only explain, "Xiao Ba's lack of a key is really missing a key, not to call people stupid, I wonder if you have any solution, senior?"

Wei Lai: "..."

He seems to know how this guy has remained mentally retarded after several lifetimes.

Strange, it shouldn't be like this in his life as emperor, right?It's impossible for him to go to see him once, and the other party will lose his mind, right?Hehe, he doesn't have this ability!

"I can only say that I try my best." Maybe, if this is done, the cause and effect will be resolved?

"By the way, I have a question, why is he called Xuanyuan Baba?"

Xuanyuan Aotian: "..."

Can you say he took it himself?Can?

The author has something to say: Gong: So I’m not mentally retarded, I’m just short-handed