The Jeweler and the Dragon

05

Some people really can't set flags randomly. How can they know that they won't be more ashamed in the next moment if they haven't finished their life?

珠宝商光着屁股挂在傻逼贼身上，跟他一起在万丈悬崖上乱窜，迎风流泪疯狂乱吼：“啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊！你快放我下去呜呜呜呜!"

——The thing is like this, now the weather is getting hotter and hotter, and I can't stand not taking a bath for several days, so the jeweler proposed that he wants to take a bath. In fact, he is willing to exchange five gold necklaces for a cylinder of warm water. Hot bath water, of course, and being an undignified hostage, he had neither.

Fortunately, the idiot thief agreed to his request and took him to a clean stream. The jeweler was a little bit shy and twitched, and after taking off his clothes, he made a serious statement to let the idiot thief go a little farther away. The idiot thief did go far and took him away took off his clothes.

After taking a shower, the jeweler was naked and walked the bird. He struggled for a moment, but he still planned to run. Even if he might be regarded as a pervert, he was unwilling to miss the opportunity to escape (?) at his fingertips.

Then, after running for less than 10 minutes, he was picked up by the idiot thief and threw him on the body. He was shaking up and down the mountain and down the sea. The jeweler was about to collapse. At first he felt ashamed to be naked. After a while, he forgot that he was still naked, and all the self-control in his body was on his lower body, for fear that he would urinate if he was not careful, huh.

Nearly an hour later, the idiot thief finally carried the crying jeweler back to his cave.

The jeweler wept bitterly, and asked from the depths of his soul: "What the hell are you!"

Why is there such an abnormal physical ability.

The idiot thief was very hurt: "Forget, forget me?"

The jeweler gave him a knowing blow: "Why did you forget you, as if I remembered you, hey, don't change the subject, what the hell are you?"

Stupid thief: "Get angry!"

Jeweler: "What do you want to do? Let me tell you, don't mess around. My father is a big jeweler and has plenty of money. He can find many beauties for you, prettier than my little mother... Ah! You bastard Woohoo!"

Stupid thief: "How do you know I'm not human?"

The jeweler choked up, and hurriedly grabbed the cold jewelry to cover his indescribable parts: "I'm a man!"

The idiot is proud: "I am a dragon!"

Oh.

The chicken talks with the duck.

But can dragons do whatever they want? ? ?

06

Dragons can really do whatever they want.

This was the painful lesson the jeweler had learned after being fucked. His ass was blooming, and he lay miserably in the cave, and developed a high fever.Long felt guilty and uneasy, so he picked up a bunch of jewels, and then hugged the jeweler to the jewels. As a result, a ring hit the jeweler's little chirp. He lowered his waist, and could only pouted his butt angrily, making Long's mouth dry.

The jeweler rolled aside, protecting his chrysanthemum, and scolded the dragon, "You're a fucking beast."

Long is very innocent: "I am."

The jeweler choked up: "Sooner or later, I will kill you, castrate you, fry you."

Long Nu: "You, when you were young, didn't do this!"

The jeweler yelled at him: "How do you know what I was like when I was a child?"

Long showed an idiotic smile: "When I was young, I was cute, baji baji, baji baji, play with me."

This really sounds like a mental retardation, the jeweler thought, you must not be talking about me... right... Damn it can't be me.

The jeweler once disappeared for a while when he was a child. At that time, he was still the age of walking around in crotch pants. It is too long ago now. The mature and charming jeweler can’t remember clearly what happened at that time. He only vaguely remembers that he was tied up at that time. He was very happy, his father finally found him crying and crying, and he still relied on the kidnapper and refused to go home.In his eyes, the little kidnapper is an omnipotent hero. He digs birds out of trees, catches fish in rivers, and monkeys don’t need to take a bath when they are dirty. So when his father found him, he dragged the little kidnapper crying The prisoner's hand and said: "You are my best friend. When I grow up and grow bigger than my dad, I will definitely come to you."

And then... no more.

A child's vows are not as good as a man's words in bed. The jeweler who returned to city life soon forgot that there was a little dragon waiting for him in the cave, counting the days.