Master, if there is something inappropriate to say, I will say it too.

Also, TM's

Qing Yu looked at her so-called master, sitting obliquely on the soft cushion, looking at the scroll in her hand, her black hair was scattered casually, but her red eyes were like transparent gems. with a style

a humanoid love potion

No way, who made this guy the protagonist of this world

Now people can create the God of Marysu. Let me tell you, as a serious ascetic, I finally climbed up. As a result, the world has a lot of thoughts, and directly produced such a god.

Well, now the heavens explode like fireworks

My current task is to let this world go through in its entirety, to let the Lord of the Demon Cult be influenced by the protagonist. Yes, as long as the protagonist comes, basically I feel relaxed

Before again, it was fire, theft, and people of unknown origin.

However, the current so-called master is a bit strange

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"Seven, come here." The other party looked at the scroll and called out without looking up.

"Master" Qing Yu jumped down from the eaves

Can this guy be considered invincible to be honest?Because he has learned the technique of insidious poison, so he is invulnerable to all poisons, and the voodoo and Gu techniques he uses are guarded against accidentally, but this person also knows that he has too many enemies, and in general he is still afraid of being outnumbered, so the shadow guard still has a problem. Less, first, it can be used to pretend to be aggressive, and second, it can be used to block knives

But this person is really... shadow guards are basically living chrysalis, so to speak

Thinking of this, Qing Yu lowered her head a little bit. Fortunately, her body is now under the protection of Qing Xiao. This body is made of fleshy ganoderma. The so-called fleshy ganoderma is a kind of plant, but because of the place where it grows It's rather strange, the ganoderma lucidum grows like a human body, if it is soaked in the user's blood from the spores, then this body can be made into another completely different fleshy body, but this kind of thing is a plant after all, and can only be made differently. Its appearance cannot be hidden, and it grows very slowly. After all, it is a plant... but its lifespan is about the same as that of ordinary people, so some cultivators will do this when they have to step into the land of fireworks. It is to prevent your body from being infected with the smell of fireworks

"peeling grapes"

"...Master, I'm wearing gloves" Strip your uncle

"take off"

"But master, it's easy to slip when holding a sword without gloves." Qing Yu half kneeled on the ground and said seriously

Yes, the current master is a bit different, but Qing Yu can't say exactly what's different, because the task list they gave said "disturbing the trajectory", so literally, it should just travel to this world people, the original inhabitants of this world should not be traversed

What does this person say, when he was a child, it was quite miserable to be wiped out, but when he grew up, he became mentally distorted and wanted to take revenge on the world. The fault is not that I am a second-year middle school boy in this world, but now I want to go to Professor Yang’s side for TV. A type of electricity

The original text is about a seven or eight-year-old Yuge who meets a girl of a decent sect. Qing Yu wants to complain here, no matter what sect a seven or eight-year-old child is, is it too early to fall in love? They know that love is what?Probably looking for a playmate or something?Yu Ge took the little girl back home, but the little girl's family was short of money, and the sect needed funds to maintain it. The leader at the time was a playboy, and the savings of several generations were not much, and then he thought about such a loss. Trick, use your own daughter and then find another family, and cooperate with outsiders to do this kind of thing

Qing Yu couldn't help holding her forehead, what's wrong with being seven or eight years old, why did she do this

Yu Ge founded the Devil's Cult to try to wipe out all decent people in the world, but to be honest, except for the skills he practiced, the Devil's Cult of Yan Ge is not top-notch, but the things he does are actually quite good, such as opening up wasteland and creating agriculture, and inventing With a lot of tools, people in the vicinity of Wuwang Palace don't have to worry about safety issues, well...

After all, the Devil's Cult is a Devil's Cult, and the reckless massacre at the beginning still buried a lot of karma.

In Baihuahui, I met a female pig's feet. The female pig's feet are naturally resistant to poison. Yan Ge uses insidious poison. After a long time, he also has a poison that cannot be undone, so he pays special attention to the female pig's feet.

Then it is very clichéd, abducted, raped, male pig's feet appear, then the devil abuses, then the female pig's feet sacrifice themselves, and the male pig's feet kill the devil

This kind of stupid story, forget it, I don’t want to say anything more, the author who can write this novel probably has a bad brain, he must have been mentioned by a donkey, or he had meningitis when he was a child.

kindness……

The final boss that was supposed to be unkind, but when he met the warm and lovely heroine, he felt that the heroine was special and wanted to collect it, but it turned out that the heroine was... er, innocent and kind?Arouse the pure love in my heart, well, only the heroine can awaken it

but now……

It seems that after solving a goal last time, I always feel that this person is a little... something has changed since then

Qing Yu thinks that she does things fairly neatly, originally Qing Yu didn't know anything about assassination and the like, Master's teachings are basically the same as those of other cultivators. first place to live

I also learned to cheat here, and if my master finds out, I will definitely be scolded, and I will also be locked up in the study

If you don't learn well on the first task, you will definitely be scolded

My own luck is not good. At that time, I drew lots, so why did I get here? If I follow the protagonist, I can become a good young man... probably

"For my seat, can't I invite you anymore?" Yu Ge looked at the man in front of him who was obviously distracted, narrowing his eyes slightly

This person has... how to say his own thoughts, he can act on his own, and he can kill people without his own orders. The things are from the older generation, so they may not have such a strong effect, but it’s impossible to think about it. Although the things in the past are not as fancy as they are now, their abilities... shouldn’t be a problem.

"If there is no master, I will strip right away"

"The seeds are gone too." Seeing the man quickly take away the fruit plate, Yan Ge said with a smile

I don't have much impression of this person himself, but since there has been a change, if you have fun, you have to have a good time, right?What kind of consciousness does this person have now to stay here?status?The status of a shadow guard is not high, money?Why give them money because it is a tumbler?It's enough to be alive... Thinking about it this way, I can't figure out why this person stays here

Maybe there is only one answer

he wants to kill himself

just another chance

heh, interesting

"Yes master" I should not wash my hands when I went to the toilet just now

Qing Yu saluted politely, and was about to retreat to the shadows to work

"Just peel it off here..." Yu Ge looked at that person. To be honest, he didn't have any impression of this person. He is the only one who lives with a single number of shadow guards. Who did you learn from?But as for the number of shadow guards, he followed him a long time ago, so... did he learn this kind of etiquette during the time he followed him?The ability to learn on your own is...

Tsk, the puppet doesn't count

All signs point to this person...

"...But master, the Shadow Guard can't..." This is not a rule you set yourself!

"En?" Yan Ge narrowed his eyes slightly

"..." Qing Yu could only half-kneel on the ground, and picked a grape

After getting along for so many years, as long as Yu Ge's eyes narrow, or the smile on his mouth deepens, it means he is unhappy or he is plotting against you, neither of which is good

"Peel it off and give it to me." Yu Ge turned his eyes back to the book

"Yes, master."

Peel the grapes, put them in a small bowl and pass them to someone

"Has no one taught you how to serve the master?" Yu Ge frowned and looked at the person in front of him with displeasure

Didn't you learn it?

"Yes, no," Qing Yu said with her head down.

"..." This answer is really straightforward

Now, the painting style of the palace master of the Devil's Cult, who was supposed to be unreasonable, murderous, and committed all kinds of evils, has become like this!In the past, it was obvious that I was going to kill someone, so why did I call myself out, and then reward some money for completing the task?

After all, the shadow guards at this time are all brainwashed, no one will care...

It's just that the painting style is really weird now!Did you eat something and eat it up! ?Or is it that you were impaled?It turned out that it was my lovely and amiable master who spoiled the plot!

Could it be that it was discovered last time?No, no, if it is discovered that this person has a suspicious personality, I will not live until this time

"Peel it off, feed me" Yan Ge said with a sigh

"Master, I..." What are you feeding?I went to the toilet this time without washing my hands

"seven."

"Yes"

Fingertips were licked by the soft tip of the tongue, Qing Yu felt as if she was being entangled by a snake, her goosebumps all rose