Accidentally became the sister-in-law of the demon world

"A large amount of sevoflurane, propofol and a small amount of unknown demon poison were extracted from Lu Yang's blood." Tong Jiang removed the mask on his mouth, and handed the test results to Qi Shao, "But what you told me That fatal attraction has no corresponding cellular structure."

"Sevoflurane and propofol?" Lu Yang asked with some doubts.

"They're all medical high-dose anesthetics." Tong Jiang replied, "I'm curious that you can stand up and talk to me now. With such a high concentration, the brain and nerves should be damaged, but you are fine. "

"Cerebral nerves?" Qi Shao frowned and glanced at Lu Yang, who was in a good state of mind, "No wonder I said he didn't like me just now, it turned out to be... hey!"

Lu Yang tilted his head and bit his arm without moving.

"My ancestor, are you a dog!" Qi Shao yelled, and turned his head to look at Lu Yang who was biting his arm, "Why don't I take it off and bite you, it doesn't hurt to bite you through your clothes, I remember last time Your teeth seem loose?"

"After the anesthetic is metabolized naturally, you can lead Lu Yang over again." Tong Jiang said.

"Success." Qi Shao lowered his head and carefully pulled Lu Yang's teeth, while asking, "Did you call Fei Se to come over?"

"Well, ask her to draw a tube of blood." Tong Jiang turned around and walked to another room after speaking, "You have nothing to do, hurry up, remember to ask Tranquility to find someone to clean my place."

"Okay, remember to eat and sleep yourself." Seeing that Lu Yang hadn't let go, Qi Shao had no choice but to hug him up and walk out, "Take you to eat fish, loosen your teeth first."

Lu Yang loosened his teeth when he heard eating fish: "What kind of fish are you eating?"

"What kind of fish do you want to eat?" Qi Shao carefully avoided the messy furniture under his feet with his arms in his arms.

"Boiled fish, stewed fish, sweet and sour fish, grilled fish, and fried small fish." Lu Yang reported a long list without panting.

"Ouch." Qi Shao couldn't stop laughing, "You've found your prototype, right?"

"Put me down." Lu Yangjian walked to the side of the car.

"You can change it for me now." Qi Shao smiled and hugged the person, "It's XLL size."

Lu Yang held back for a while, and found that he couldn't get back to the state of fever on his head yesterday: "It can't be changed."

"Tsk, you are the only one who is still a monster?" Qi Shao put the man down, went to open the car door for him, "Pig monster."

"Why didn't you ask Tong Jiang to check your blood together just now? There must be too much anesthetic in your brain." After Lu Yang finished speaking, he closed the car door.

"Hey." Qi Shao looked at the closed car door, a little wanting to laugh, the kid knows how to insinuate now.

"Come up and drive, anesthetic." Lu Yang yelled from the open window.

"Is it an addiction?" Qi Shao didn't know whether to laugh or cry, he walked around the front of the car, opened the door and got into the car, looking at him with his head tilted, "When did you open the window?"

"It's time to come." Lu Yang looked at the car window that had been left open.

"Shut it." Qi Shao started the car.

"Why?" Lu Yang asked.

"Aren't you cold?" Qi Shao asked.

"It's not cold." Lu Yang felt the car moving forward slowly, and let the cold wind hang on his face.

"I'm cold, Brother Lu, please take care of me." Qi Shao glanced at the loose scarf around Lu Yang's neck, stopped the car again, leaned over to help him wrap the scarf before continuing to drive.

"Why don't you wear more." Lu Yang pushed the car window up, frowned and thought about it, then reached out and touched his hand holding the steering wheel, the skin of the tentacles was higher than his own Quite a few, "It's not cold, it's hotter than mine."

"Baby, can you say hello to me in advance?" Qi Shao controlled the steering wheel with one hand, and covered his hand with the other hand, "My steering wheel almost twisted when you touched it like this." gone."

"Then you still say it's cold." Lu Yang felt the temperature in his hand.

"Then you still say it's not cold." Qi Shao grabbed his hand and squeezed it, "It's cold."

Lu Yang came to his senses now, with a bit of embarrassment on his face, and wanted to pull his hand out of his hand: "Let go."

"Wait until it gets warmer." Qi Shao held on tightly.

"You're driving, it's not safe." Lu Yang said.

"Did you see an old lady leading a dog just now?" Qi Shao asked.

"I see." Lu Yang thought for a while, and seemed to pass by that old lady just now.

"Look back, she's walking behind my car now, I guess the dog in that old lady's hand could piss on the wheels of my car." Qi Shao looked at him with his head tilted, "Maybe The old lady can pass me later, so that her dog can piss on my front wheel."

"Hey..." Lu Yang was speechless after listening for a long time, "If you drive slowly, you will drive slowly, and you can't beat around the bush by saying so much."

"Then I didn't drive slowly so that I could spend more time chatting with you." Qi Shao touched his hand and it started to get hot, so he let go of his hand, stepped on the accelerator, "Let's go and eat fish."

"Where is this?" Lu Yang got out of the car and looked up at the restaurant that didn't even have a word.

It's just a big wooden plaque, on which it seems to be a stick figure fish carved out, with only lines, and it looks like a horoscope.

"Don't you want to eat fish?" Qi Shao put his hands on his shoulders and walked in, "He is a professional fish cooker."

"Your friend?" Lu Yang followed him in and asked.

"No, my mother." Qi Shao said.

When Lu Yang heard this sentence, he immediately stopped and stood at the door of the store, not daring to go in.

Who did Qi Shao say just now?

His mother?

"Your mother!" Lu Yang shouted uncontrollably after his mind cleared.

"My godmother." Qi Shao hugged her stubbornly, and led her over, "Don't be nervous, your throat was broken just now, go in and drink some hot water to moisten yourself first."

"Oh, you godmother." Lu Yang swallowed and found that he was still a little nervous.

A godmother is also a mother, who dares to treat dried shrimps as seafood?

"Godmother!" Qi Shao shouted as soon as he entered the shop.

The shop is not big, and the decoration is very ordinary. Lu Yang looked around and slowly suppressed the tension in his heart.

"Hey!" A loud female voice came from the upper floor of the shop, "Shao'er is here?"

"Come to eat!" Qi Shao replied, looked down at Lu Yang and explained, "My godmother just came back this week, so I brought you here today."

"Oh." Lu Yang didn't understand why he still told him this.

"Tsk." Seeing him like this, Qi Shao knew that he didn't understand, so he grabbed him on the head helplessly, "Pig demon."

"you……"

Lu Yang was still talking, and the woman who came down the wooden stairs quickly said that he caught his attention. The woman was wearing... He swallowed and thought he had crossed.

"And brought a child?" Ji Wen came downstairs with her long skirt, "Where's Tranquility? Didn't she want me to bring him some skirts back? Why didn't she come today?"

"Just finished a task, she has no time to deal with the follow-up." Qi Shao smiled, "Take my wife today... ah!"

"My name is Lu Yang, hello sister." Lu Yang let go of the hand that was twisted behind Qi Shao's back.

He didn't know where the intuition came from just now, but suddenly he felt what Qi Shao was going to say after that word, which scared him into a cold sweat.

"Hey! I'm calling my sister." Ji Wen suddenly laughed, "Brother, come and eat something, and my sister will make it for you!"

"Boiled fish, braised fish, sweet and sour fish, grilled fish, and small fried fish." Qi Shao followed what Lu Yang told him at the beginning, without missing a word, and recited them all in order. out.

"Success!" Ji Wen just turned around and left, but was stopped by Lu Yang.

"No...not so much..." Lu Yang was a little embarrassed, after all, he was an elder who did so much, and this elder was none other than Qi Shao's godmother.

Although he had no experience with elders since he was a child, according to the TV series... it should be inappropriate.

"Don't look outside." Ji Wen took off her gauze long sleeves, "Qi Shao finally brought back a daughter-in-law, eating sticks and fish is nothing."

"..." Lu Yang looked at the back of her walking upstairs, his face suddenly turned red, and his heart began to jump like a fish in a pot.

"Tsk." Qi Shao walked towards the table with his arms around him, "My godmother's fish is delicious, remember the fish we ate at old man Liu's last time?"

"..." Lu Yang sat on the table, still didn't speak, the heat on his face couldn't go away, he didn't dare to look into Qi Shao's eyes now.

"Old man Liu stole the craftsmanship from my godmother." Qi Shao looked at him funny, leaned towards him with his head tilted, and reached out to pinch his blushing cheek, "Lu Xiaoyang, what are you doing?" Are you shy?"

"No." Lu Yang replied bluntly, turning his head to avoid his hand.

"Then why are you blushing?" Qi Shao asked with a smile.

"Hot." Lu Yang touched his face with his hands, trying to cool down with his cold hands.

"It's hot..." Qi Shao nodded understandingly, took the teapot on the table, poured him a small cup of water, and handed it over, "It's cold, have a drink."

"Oh." Lu Yang took a sip of the water.

"Is it still hot? Did you feel better after drinking water?" Qi Shao had a serious expression on his face.

"Well, it's not so hot anymore." Lu Yang opened his eyes and said nonsense.

"Really?" Qi Shao also poured himself a cup, took a sip, and shouted pretending to be surprised, "Why is this water so hot!"

"..." Lu Yang looked down at the steaming water in his teacup, one head and two big.

Damn, Qi Shao is a neuropathy, the kind of neuropathy that is sent to the hospital and directly transferred to the mortuary by the doctor.

There is no cure.

"I was wrong." Qi Shao saw Lu Yang's face changed, and quickly admitted his mistake, "I was really wrong."

Lu Yang ignored Qi Shao, and he didn't say a word to Qi Shao after eating five kinds of fish, and he didn't speak to Qi Shao until he went back to the shop.

"I was wrong about my ancestors." Qi Shao drove after him as soon as he parked the car, "Is it okay to take a look at me? Is it okay to bite me? The one who strips naked, I was really wrong!"

"Hey, Boss, are you making your brother angry again?" Mao Jianguo watched the two come in one after the other, and immediately figured out the situation.

"Shut up." Qi Shao said something, and hurried to coax Lu Yang, who was losing his temper.

Just as Lu Yang walked to the sofa in two steps, he realized that there were two more strangers in the store, a middle-aged man who looked calm and arrogant, and a strange man covered in a black robe.

"Qi team." The middle-aged man stood up and nodded towards Qi Shao who was walking over.

"Kong Yi?" Qi Shao raised his eyebrows and looked at him, "What are you doing here?"

"I want you to take an order." Kong Yi said.

"Are you looking for me to pick you up?" Qi Shao saw that Lu Yang was sitting beside Mao Jianguo, and hurriedly followed him, pushing Mao Jianguo away, sitting next to Lu Yang, and then looked at Kong Yi and said, " Why don't you pick it up yourself?"

"I can't do it." Kong Yi pointed to the strange man in a black robe sitting on the opposite sofa, "This is the client."

The moment the black-robed weirdo lifted the huge robe off his head, Lu Yang's eyes stared straight.

Isn't this the bird man?why here?

And the familiar aura he felt from this birdman in the past has completely disappeared today.

"What do you mean?" Qi Shao's face darkened, staring at Kong Yizhi, "The prisoner I sent yesterday turned around and you sent me here today? Are you kicking me or demonstrating?"