my joann

Chapter 27

Uncomfortable, very uncomfortable, super uncomfortable.

Joan bit the bullet, like a stiff robot.Ren Youning's eyes seemed to want to eat him, Qiao An lowered her head, and tried her best to cut and cut, and soon the meat was almost finished.

He had no choice but to cut smaller pieces, and cut them more carefully, even looking for a perfect shape... In short, a piece of meat can be cut for a few minutes.

If time could be turned back, Qiao An thought, then he would definitely go back in time, grab the self who promised Ren Youning, and slap him madly, asking you to agree? !Did you agree? ?Itchy hands, right? ?

No matter how slow the meat was cut, the visibility of the meat on Joan's plate was still reduced, but the irritability in his heart gradually increased.

He turned his eyes to the side and saw the red wine in the goblet.It is said that getting drunk can relieve a thousand worries, Joan picked up the cup and took a sip into his mouth.

Joan drank red wine, but very rarely, almost only tasted it a few times.After taking this sip, Qiao An felt a little unbearable, frowned and swallowed it.

It may be a psychological effect, Joan does feel more comfortable.

It may also be because I ate too much meat and didn't drink water all the time, and I felt comfortable after finally quenching my thirst.

Joan raised his glass and took another sip, then took another sip.

A glass of wine was quickly downed, and he continued to cut the steak to eat. While eating, Joan put down the knife and fork in his hand.

"Aren't you going to eat?" Joan asked.

Ren Youning looked at Qiao An and wanted to laugh.He kept staring at Joan, just to test how long it would take for Joan to stop him, but it turned out that Joan's symptoms were indeed not optimistic.

What I didn't expect was that after the other party drank, maybe because of the alcohol, he actually said what he had held back for so long.But from the looks of it, Joan should not be drunk, at least his speech is very orderly, his eyes are clear, and his face is not red.

"I want to eat, I'll eat now." Ren Youning said, he picked up the bottle, "Would you like some more?"

Joan glanced at the wine bottle and nodded.

Ren Youning filled him up.

"How do you cook your steak?" Joan held up his glass and took another sip, "I haven't tried frying steak yet..."

"I just followed the tutorials on the Internet." Ren Youning said.

"It's so good, how many times have you fried it?"

Ren Youning thought for a while, and then said, "I don't remember, anyway, many times, I really like meat."

Joan snorted and ate the last few pieces of meat on the plate, then fell back and leaned on the back of the chair.

Holding the red wine glass in his hand, he flicked it around, and his eyes were natural, staring at a point on the wall behind Ren Youning.

"How is it? It's not bad, right? I've also gained experience." Ren Youning was a little proud, this is his best dish.

"Well, it's delicious." Joan said, and then took another sip of wine.

Ren Youning raised his eyebrows, suddenly feeling a little bad.This Joan, is he drunk?

"Joan, have some pasta, and the salad I made and scrambled eggs with tomatoes. Don't just drink too much." Ren Youning got up and leaned towards Joan, trying to reach out to take the cup from Joan's hand.

Qiao An hid her hands, "Huh? What are you doing?"

Ren Youning was a little embarrassed, was he drunk or not...

"I'm not allowed to drink it? Didn't you say that this bottle of wine was opened for me?"

"No, of course you can drink, I'm just afraid that you might get drunk..." Ren Youning wiped the sweat off his head.

"I'm not drunk, what is this little wine, I can drink very well." Joan said, and then sat up straight, "Do you think I look like a drunk person?"

Ren Youning took a closer look and found that the other party was indeed quite sober. He thought that Qiao An would talk more and be less resistant to communicating with others when he was slightly drunk.

Joan put down the wine glass, picked up a fork and inserted a tomato, "Your side dish is really strange, steak with tomato and scrambled eggs is really a combination of Chinese and Western."

Ren Youning chuckled twice, "It's good as long as it's delicious." After all, he can only cook these three dishes...

"Is it delicious?" Ren Youning asked.

"It's delicious, otherwise why would I keep eating it." Qiao An gave Ren Youning a white look.

After Ren Youning saw it, he began to write and draw in the little notebook in his heart.

"I want more." Qiao An raised the wine glass in Ren Youning's hand.

Ren Youning didn't want to give Qiao An a drink anymore, he would really be drunk if he drank it again... Holding the wine bottle, he was a little confused...

Qiao An didn't speak, but stared at the wine bottle in Ren Youning's hand.

In the end, Ren Youning compromised and said, "The last cup..."

Qiao An didn't say yes or no, and muttered something in his mouth. Ren Youning had good ears and could hear clearly, but his hair was black.

What Joan said was, "Smoothie."

I really didn't expect that Qiao An was still a little alcoholic. Ren Youning was very helpless. Whether this person can drink or not, it is reasonable to say that he is not drunk at all, but combined with his mental illness, it is really difficult to draw a conclusion...

While eating and drinking, Qiao An and Ren Youning were also chatting.Compared to the previous submissive Joan who didn't dare to speak up, this one is simply the talkative version of Joan.

The words in his mouth seemed endless... Ren Youning thought to himself, if Qiao An is drunk now, then after he sobers up...

Hee hee, it's a joy to hear.

In his heart, Ren Youning is actually a troublemaker.

Soon, Ren Youning also finished eating, he suggested to go to the living room and make tea.

"Tea?" Joan asked, "Can I have wine?"

Ren Youning said, "Young hero, why don't you try."

Qiao An pondered for a moment, then replied, "Then I will trust you for a while."

Ren Youning breathed a sigh of relief, Qiao An's fighting power is still a bit amazing, a bottle of red wine has bottomed out, and Ren Youning actually only drank a glass...

I guess I'm really drunk now, but fortunately, I was finally persuaded to stop drinking. I just stared at him with those eyes when I didn't give him a drink, which made me feel creepy.

Bringing Qiao An to the living room, Ren Youning took out his tea set from the side and started making tea in a serious manner.And Qiao An was also very leisurely, lazily leaning on the sofa, his eyes narrowed comfortably, and it was difficult to tell whether he was asleep or awake.

The fragrance of tea gradually permeated, Ren Youning took out his phone and tapped a few times, and the speakers on both sides of the living room played music.

To Ren Youning's surprise, Qiao An even started humming along.

Alcohol is really a terrible thing, Ren Youning thought, he really should drink less in the future.

"Is it ready? I want to drink water..." Joan suddenly stood up and sat up.

Ren Youning quickly regained consciousness and poured out the tea, "Okay, okay, be careful not to burn it."

Joan took the teacup, looked at the extremely small cup in his hand, and snorted, as if he was a little dissatisfied with how little it was filled, and it was gone in one sip

Ren Youning sat on the ground, smiling helplessly, but felt that Qiao An like this was really cute.

Joan blew on the hot air, first took a sip to test the temperature, and when he felt that it was almost ready, he drank it in one gulp.

"Huh..." Qiao An's face wrinkled into a ball, "You actually poisoned me!"

"Young hero is wronged!" Ren Youning said happily.

"Why is it so bitter, what is this?!"

"This tea is called Kuding."

Joan held the teacup and didn't know what he was thinking. Finally, he proudly put the cup on the coffee table and shouted, "Serve the wine!"

Ren Youning: "..."

Ren Youning took the cup back carefully, touched the "crack" that didn't exist on it distressedly, and said, "The cup was wrongly filled just now, I'll pour you another cup."

"No, serve wine."

"The wine is sold out."

"Oh, the wine."

"You've had enough."

"Well, serve the wine."

Ren Youning: "..."

Ren Youning turned around secretly, and poured tea into the goblet with the teapot.After pouring it, I handed it to Joan, "Here, the wine you want."

Joan: "Why is it smoking?"

Ren Youning: "Because I warmed it up for you, it tastes better."

Joan snorted, thought for a while and asked again, "Why is the color different from the one just now, this color is like urine."

Ren Youning replied, "Because the one just now was made of purple grapes, and this one is made of green grapes."

Joan frowned and said, "I want purple grapes, not green grapes."

"That's why you don't understand. Just think about it. It's very troublesome to spit out the seeds and peel the purple grapes. But this green grape is different. It doesn't need to be peeled or spit out the seeds. It is convenient and delicious. First choice!"

This sentence is a bit long, "Drunkard" Joan thought for a while before he understood it, and finally stretched out his hand reluctantly, "Then try it."

Ren Youning handed the wine glass to Qiao An, and Qiao An lowered his nose to sniff, then took a sip carefully.

Well, not bitter.Just a little hot.

After blowing on it and taking a big sip, Joan frowned and kept it in his mouth without swallowing it.

Ren Youning was inexplicably nervous, is this going to happen or not...

"Hmm..." Joan tilted his head to the left, "Um..." Joan tilted his head to the right again.

Ren Youning unconsciously followed him and tilted her head, feeling overwhelmed.

Finally, Joan swallowed the tea.

Ren Youning didn't speak, he was waiting for Qiao An to express his opinion.

"Hic..." Qiao An hiccupped, and then looked at Ren Youning with a constipated face.Ren Youning was a little discouraged, why is this expression so disgusting?

"I want to go to the toilet." Joan stood up abruptly, "Where is the toilet?"

"Uh, over there..." Ren Youning pointed to the small room opposite, Qiao An took a look and walked over.His footsteps are neither crooked nor slanted, his speech is logical, his face is not red, and his eyes are bright and not foggy at all.

Ren Youning really wanted to flip the table, was he drunk or trying to trick him?

After waiting for a while, Qiao An didn't come back. Ren Youning was a little worried about Qiao An, and planned to go over to have a look, but as soon as he got up, he heard someone behind him shout, "You lied to me!" in an extremely angry tone!

Ren Youning trembled in shock, turned around and saw that it was Qiao An, but he found it out of nowhere, and even held a bottle of wine...

"Uh..." Ren Youning really felt like shooting himself in the foot this time, "Listen to my explanation..."

"No!" Joan said, "I won't listen, I want to drink."

"But you're already drunk." Ren Youning tried to reason with him.

"I'm not drunk, do you think I look drunk?" Joan was also reasoning, "No, you ask me a math question, and you give me a drink if I get the answer right."

Ren Youning thought that this was indeed a good idea, even if he was right, he could be said to be wrong, he was drunk anyway...

"Well, what is 3752 times 2390?" Ren Youning asked, he said it casually, and he didn't believe that Qiao An could answer it in this state.

Qiao An really frowned and stopped talking.

"Look, you can't answer it, you're really drunk, come and give me the wine." Ren Youning reached for the wine.

"Wait!" Joan took a step back, "Are you sure you want to ask me this question?"

Ren Youning was taken aback for a moment, and felt even more amused in his heart, then nodded affirmatively.

"If I get the answer right, I'll drink this wine." Joan confirmed again.

Ren Youning nodded, "Well, the answer is yours."

Joan also nodded, "Well, then take it away, I can't answer."

Ren Youning: "..." What the hell?

Joan said aggrievedly, "Your question is too difficult. I don't have a calculator or scratch paper, and I haven't learned mental arithmetic. It's just a bully. I won't play with you anymore, I'm going home. "

When Ren Youning stopped moving, what happened to this feeling of uneasy conscience?

"Come on, let's play for a while, you haven't eaten the cake you bought yet." Ren Youning said.

"Don't play anymore, I want to go home and drink, if you don't give me a drink, I will go back and drink by myself."

Ren Youning: What is this feeling of coaxing children...

Ren Youning said, "Uh, let me pour you another cup, the last cup, you can drink while eating cake, okay?"

Joan thought for a while, then nodded with a smile, "Well, you are really clingy."

Ren Youning: "..."

The author has something to say:

Lu Yihang: I was forgotten again, tired and unloved.

Joan: Hiccup!Drank this cup!And one more glass!

Lu Yihang: Horrified, what's wrong with you, wife!

Joan: After drinking this glass of wine, the brothers will walk together for the rest of their lives!

Lu Yihang: Is it okay to have a cup of wine?

Joan: What is a cup of wine?

Lu Yihang: Wine better than that glass of wine in your hand!

Joan: Drink, drink, drink!cheers!

Notes of Lu's Beloved Wife 27

Keep in mind your wife's drinking capacity.