I'll Have My Seatmate Beat You

Gu Qinan asked without hesitation: "What does that mean?"

There was an awkward silence among the four, only the roasted wings were sizzling on the barbed wire, exuding the aroma.

"Come here." Zhan Ming waved to Gu Qinan, and handed him the first baked chicken wing.

The chicken wings are sprinkled with pepper and cumin powder, which is incredibly fragrant.

Gu Qinan immediately forgot his question, took the chicken wings, and happily ate them, praising while eating: "It's delicious, it's delicious!"

Lin Xiaobin slipped over by himself, secretly took a bunch of beef, bit the whole thing into his mouth, and said, "I found that brother Zhan, you are too biased, you are also a younger brother, why do you still roast chicken wings for Gu Qinan to eat!"

Zhan Ming didn't answer, buried his head and put a pile of mushrooms, tofu, and leeks on the stove.

Gu Qinan said, "Brother Zhan, I'll help you!"

Wu Yuan took out all the beer he had prepared.

The three of them ate barbecue and drank beer while Gu Qinan sipped lemon tea.

Eating while roasting, eating slowly, the beer went down, and the four of them talked more.Especially Lin Xiaobin, who used to talk a lot, but now, like a jet, he doesn't stop for a second, talking about trivial things.He even said that he had a small cut on his knee playing basketball when he was a child, and insisted that Gu Qinan look at his wound.

Gu Qinan seriously suspected that Lin Xiaobin was drunk.

It was dark, and the surrounding area was not far or near, and there were people grilling and camping.

The four of them ate for two hours, and finally roasted and ate up a large box of food.Throwing the barbecue stove aside to cool down, the four returned to the tent with the remaining beer and sat on the floor.

Gu Qinan's cell phone rang, and he answered the call.

"I'm stuffed."

"barbecue."

"It's delicious, it's okay to eat it occasionally."

"Drink lemon tea."

"There is water to drink."

"Yes, brother Zhan went to the barbecue shop and poured hot water for me."

After hanging up the phone, Gu Qinan looked up and found that the three of them were all looking at him, explaining: "My parents' phone number."

Before Lin Xiaobin could speak, his cell phone rang.He picked it up, and all three people present heard the alarming volume coming from the mobile phone, and a series of curse words, like machine gun fire, kept coming and going.

Lin Xiaobin also shouted: "I told you! Didn't I tell you that I was going out when you were playing cards the day before yesterday! You still agreed! You forgot yourself, and now you are scolding me?!"

The volume on the phone turned down.

Lin Xiaobin was impatient: "I know, I know, I have money, so I don't need to transfer it! That's it, that's it."

Lin Xiaobin hung up the phone and complained: "I'm so annoying, I forgot, and actually called me and scolded me for not going home for dinner."

"Your mother also cares about you." Wu Yuan took a sip of a can of beer, "Don't be so angry."

"She has a bigger temper than me!" Lin Xiaobin said angrily, "You can scold me if you have nothing to do, she plays poker every day, and even scolds me for being a poor student!"

"You don't study well." Gu Qinan missed the point.

Lin Xiaobin was speechless.

Wu Yuan burst out laughing.

Even Zhan Ming raised his mouth, Gu Qinan turned his head to look at him and asked, "What's so funny? I'm telling the truth."

Zhan Ming stretched out his hand to rub his head, Gu Qinan was staggered, and muttered: "You rubbed me so much that I can't grow taller, you can't touch a man's head!"

Lin Xiaobin immediately said: "I suspect you are driving, but I have no proof!"

Gu Qinan looked at him inexplicably, unable to understand what he was saying.

Lin Xiaobin felt bored: "You don't even use the Internet?"

Gu Qinan replied: "Of course I go online!"

Zhan Ming dismantled him: "He watches the Olympiad online classes online."

Lin Xiaobin: "..."

Wu Yuan: "..."

The sound of waves came in bursts, beating gently against the shore.

After a while, Lin Xiaobin sighed: "I know it's boring for her to look at the store, 360 days a year, except for the days of the Spring Festival, all year round. Let her go on a trip, and she is reluctant to close the store. The only pastime It’s just asking people to come to the store to play cards…”

Lin Xiaobin fell back and lay on the ground.

The ground is white sea sand, thin and soft, not harsh at all.

Lin Xiaobin looked at Xia Ye's sky, and said slowly: "I don't work hard, sometimes I want to get higher in the exam to make her happy. But this textbook, it knows me, I don't know it. I feel sleepy when I open it, alas , I’m not material for learning.”

Alcohol and night relax the mind and make people sentimental, saying things that would never be said during the day.

"I admire you very much, Xiao Nanzai, I really admire you."

Gu Qinan who was suddenly mentioned was a little confused, Lin Xiaobin laughed at him every day, what happened to this sudden admiration?

"I didn't know until I saw you. It turned out that the person who took the first place in the exam was so hardworking, and he didn't come to the first place easily. I was puzzled. There are so many homework assigned by the teacher every day. If you finish all the homework, you don't say it. I bought dozens of exercises and did them back and forth. You go to bed after ten o'clock, where did you get so much time?"

"You can also do it on the subway." Gu Qinan said, "It takes two hours to go back and forth by the subway, and you can do a lot of homework in these two hours."

Lin Xiaobin raised his thumb towards the sky: "Convince! The subway is so crowded and noisy. If it were me, I wouldn't be able to concentrate on playing games on it. You can still do your homework. Convince! I, Bin, will concede to you!"

After speaking, he took several big gulps of beer.

Zhan Ming, who had been silent all this time, suddenly said: "There is still one year left, if you have plans, you should adjust your mentality and go to a university to study."

"Sigh." Lin Xiaobin sighed, "My parents don't expect much from me, so I'm thankful that I can pass the college entrance examination. I'm afraid I won't even pass the college entrance examination..."

"You didn't read a single page, and you started talking about it?" Zhan Ming said.

"Brother Zhan, it's the last year, what's your plan? Well, you're going to be admitted to the same school as me, so let's hang out together in college." Lin Xiaobin sat up and proposed excitedly.

Zhan Ming opened the tab of the beer can, and said in a muffled voice, "I have no plans. I may or may not read it."

"Why?" Gu Qinan asked.

He is only 15 years old, and in his perception, going to university is inevitable.The people around him are also preparing to enter higher education. He can't understand that if you don't go to college, what can you do with a high school degree?

Even Lin Xiaobin, who was the second-to-last student in the class, wanted to go on to higher education. Why didn't Brother Zhan continue his studies?

Neither Lin Xiaobin nor Wu Yuan made a sound.

Zhan Ming thought about why, and replied: "There is no reason, it doesn't matter if you read it or not."

If he failed the exam, no one was disappointed; if he passed the exam, no one was happy for him.

Gu Qinan still wanted to ask, but Wu Yuan interrupted him and said, "Brother Zhan, try hard? I didn't care about it at first, but now I want to do better in the exam. It's best...to be in the same city as Qiu Ranying."

Lin Xiaobin whistled.

Wu Yuan drank too much, his wine was strong and cowardly, and he had a crush on him for a long time, so he was full of words and wanted to say something.

"You also know that my father and my stepmother gave birth to a younger brother. According to Nanzhou, parents love Xizai, I can understand. The child is still young, very cute. I just miss my mother sometimes... "

"Then that day, I met Qiu Ranying in People's Park. She coaxed stray cats with a ham sausage. It reminded me of my mother..."

Lin Xiaobin gasped.

Wu Yuan hurriedly explained: "It's not that she is like my mother, but that she is very gentle, caring and cute, which makes people feel... very warm and at home... Do you understand?"

Lin Xiaobin nodded: "Understood, you want to marry someone as your wife!"

Wu Yuan blushed.

No matter how hard Lin Xiaobin pressed him, he was unwilling to say anything about Qiu Ranying.

Lin Xiaobin sighed: "Look how shy you are. Hey! I see, let's play truth or dare, shall we?!"

The other three: "..."

Lin Xiaobin: "Come and play! It's rare to come out overnight! It's still so early, it's just past eight o'clock, there's no TV or internet, if you don't play games, why don't you go to sleep now?"

Gu Qinan was the first to nod, because he had never played these weird games and was extremely curious.

Wu Yuan reluctantly agreed.

Zhan Ming felt so stupid.

Gu Qinan was disappointed: "Why? It sounds fun!"

Zhan Ming had no choice but to agree.

Lin Xiaobin downloaded a Truth or Dare app, and said: "We will draw randomly from it later, everyone must answer truthfully, otherwise you will never be able to get rid of your equipment when you play the game. If you choose Truth or Dare but refuse to answer, you will have to go to someone else's tent." ex yelling 'I'm a dumbass'. Some questions will be changed a little bit because there are only four of us, it's not interesting."

"Originally, the international customary punishment should be to drink alcohol, but we are running out of alcohol, and the price in this scenic spot is quite expensive, which has doubled. We can't afford it, so let's do it!"

Zhan Ming had a constipated expression of wanting to quit.

Gu Qinan was in high spirits.

The four came in order, the first one was Lin Xiaobin.

Lin Xiaobin chose the truth, quite embarrassingly: "Brother Bin has no secrets, Brother Bin is a magnanimous man!" After speaking, he pressed the random selection button of the truth on the APP.

The four looked at the mobile phone in the middle.

"Who was your last sexual fantasy?"

The audience was silent.

Lin Xiaobin burst out laughing and said a Japanese name.

Wu Yuan couldn't help laughing, and scolded: "You are so fucking obscene, Brother Zhan didn't even have time to cover Xiao Nanzai's ears."

Lin Xiaobin frankly said, "No matter how young Xiao Nanzai is, he is still a man, so there is nothing to be afraid of!"

Gu Qinan was stunned, first of all he was shocked by the scale of the app's problem, so it can pass the review?Secondly, he was shocked by Lin Xiaobin's thick skin, he actually said a name!

Gu Qinan turned his head to look at Zhan Ming, Zhan Ming looked at him and said, "Don't be like Lin Xiaobin."

The second one is Wu Yuan, Wu Yuan chooses a big adventure.

Lin Xiaobin pressed the random button with a smirk, and said, "Brother Yuan, you don't need to choose the truth, I know that all the answers to your truth are Qiu Ranying."

Wu Yuan stood up and wanted to hit Lin Xiaobin, but Lin Xiaobin quickly avoided and shouted: "Then you choose the truth, you are not afraid that you choose the truth!"

Wu Yuan's big adventure is to "take off a shirt".

Lin Xiaobin was dumbfounded.

Wu Yuan easily took off his short sleeves, and sighed: "Oh, it's too hot, I just wanted to take off one, it's okay to take it off!"

The third one is Gu Qinan, he chose the truth.

Gu Qinan thought that there were no questions that he couldn't answer, and he refused because the big adventure was too silly.

Feeling so bored, Lin Xiaobin pressed the random button.

"Oh, it's really boring. What can Xiao Nanzai answer? Xiao Nanzai probably doesn't have a sexual fantasy object."

When Lin Xiaobin spoke the second half of the sentence, Zhan Ming really covered Gu Qinan's ears.

Gu Qinan's eyes widened, and he grabbed Zhan Ming's hand: "What did you say about me? I don't have anything?"

Zhan Ming gave Lin Xiaobin a murderous look, and Lin Xiaobin hurriedly said: "There is a problem! 'May I ask how many people have confessed to you?'"

Lin Xiaobin complained: "What kind of bad question is this? How can a child like Xiao Nanzai answer?! And it's 'how many people'. Getting this kind of question is a naked humiliation to us single dogs! Why don't you answer it? ? Zero is not a difficult number, say it boldly, Xiao Nanzi!"

"I'm counting." Gu Qinan said.

The three of Zhan Ming: "..."

Even more shocking than this sentence was Gu Qinan's next sentence.

"Six."