A Race to (Be) The Top

Ji Meng consummated his life, ended the game with unsatisfactory intentions, and did not continue to reincarnate.

Ling Xiaolu also took the opportunity to back out, otherwise this infinite streaming game could go on endlessly. They have played enough today and have enough time for the live broadcast.

The number of online viewers of this live broadcast broke the record high of non-combat live broadcasts, and everyone was satisfied with watching it, whether it was Ji Lu CP or not.

——A strange aunt who did not want to be named, pawn.Cause of death: diabetes.Last words: die without regret.

——Seeing that the Crown Princess gave birth to eleven children, the worry-free citizens shed tears of relief. There is hope for the future of the Ji family dynasty!

——Today’s food is enough for me to eat for a whole year, hiccup.

——As expected of the emperor’s house, other people’s dog food is calculated by catty, and the crown prince’s dog food is guaranteed for a year.

——Rubby: If my son is also my father, what should I call my husband?

——Last time I prayed to heaven and earth, this time I gave birth passionately, and I like the high efficiency, but why did you omit the bridal chamber?

An AI customer service stopped the two who were about to leave the entertainment hall.

"Thank you both for your outstanding contribution to the spread of the game "PUBG Mobile". The game production team has prepared a special gift for the two of you. You can choose one between the two. Your favorite non-combat human pet. The adoption of pets is conditional, and it is limited to raising in private residences, and cannot be brought to public map activities, please let us know.”

On her left is the six-year-old little prince, and on her right is the six-year-old Xiaolubi, one is fierce and the other is cute.

Ling Xiaolu was full of surprises: "This game is so good? Can you pack it up and take it away after playing? Then of course I want to..."

Ji Meng at the side picked up Xiaolubi and ran away.

Ling Xiaolu:? ? ?

"Wait!" Ling Xiaolu was shocked by his shamelessness, "How could you do this?!"

Ji Meng ran even faster.

Ling Xiaolu rushed over and hugged his thigh: "Friend! You can't do this! Haven't you hugged the one in your hand enough?!"

He was ashamed to say that Ji Meng in the game didn't let go of his hands after he picked him up except for a moment of hesitation when he met him. As a result, Xiao Lubi's feet hadn't touched the ground for eight years!

If it wasn't for the fact that he was a perverted uncle when he grew up, Ling Xiaolu believed that he would still hug him until he was an adult!

As the leader of the refuge, the elder brother of the prince was obsessed with raising children in his later years. He just arranged for other people to go out to pick up waste and fight in the wild.

Ling Xiaolu cried loudly, losing his face, and tried his best: "I don't care! I want the little prince! I definitely want the little prince! You can't be a dictatorial fool! Friend! Prince! Husband!!!"

Usually when Ling Xiaolu called him that, Ji Meng could be said to be responsive, but this time it was different.

He hugged Xiao Lubi tightly very persistently, dragged Ling Xiaolu along and limped forward, no matter what the other party called, he resolutely refused.

There is a saying that the unreasonable is not as good as the reasonable one, and the reasonable one is not as shameless as it is. In the end, the one who was jubilantly fluttering butterflies in the back garden of Dongye is still the lively and lovely little deer.

Unwillingly, Ling Xiaolu turned back to look for customer service, but returned in vain. He could only choose one of the two, and he couldn't buy it with money. Ling Xiaolu really felt the feeling of Ji Meng's famous line——

——Is it reasonable that there are things in a game that can’t be bought with money? !

Do not!

It is said that non-combatants are combat pets, and the intelligence level of AI is similar to that of Lei Lulu. It is estimated that the total number of words they can say does not exceed ten words.

"Dad, hug!"

"Dad, hungry!"

"Dad, I love you!"

This is enough to coax Ji Meng into confusion and forget about it.

Ling Xiaolu squatted on the railing dejectedly, looking at the small version of himself and Ji Meng who had been seduced by his soul, thinking viciously, how do you know if he loves you when he says he loves you, maybe it's still "fuck"!

He secretly translated every love you into "Fuck" in his heart, and got a little comfort from Ah Q.

At this time, a Leilulu passed by, and Ling Xiaolu felt evil in his heart.

"Puss, Puss, Puss." He called it with his breath.

Lei Lulu glanced at him in disgust.

Ling Xiaolu pretended to be sympathetic: "Your master has a new love, he doesn't want you anymore."

Leilulu felt like a thunderbolt from the blue sky, a thunderbolt exploded at Xiaolubi's feet, which startled the child.

"Dad, be afraid! Dad, hug!"

Ji Meng quickly hugged him up to coax him, Xiaolubi hugged Ji Meng's neck softly, and stuck out his tongue at Leilulu behind his back.

Ling Xiaolu: "..."

Was he so good at acting when he was a child? !

The icon of the shopping mall appeared above Ji Meng's head, and after a while, Xiao Lubi changed his clothes.

Ling Xiaolu stared at it several times uncertainly—isn't this the same style as the Xiaolu pajamas he was wearing?

The little deer in the plush one-piece pajamas is even cuter than Bi, bouncing around in the garden, like a naughty little deer playing alone, even Ling Xiaolu couldn't help but want to go up and tease it.

Ji Meng discovered new fun, and bought a lot of money in the mall. He couldn't play "Lubi Around the World", and finally got the most incisive liberation from Xiaolubi.

Ling Xiaolu couldn't stand it anymore, especially when Ji Meng would get a response of "Dad, I love you" every time he changed a suit of clothes for him. Is this a non-combat person who is a war pet?This is simply a krypton wallet black hole!

Ji Meng was still shopping endlessly, Ling Xiaolu went back to sleep indignantly, not seeing what he saw, but his mind was pure, Ji Meng spent his own money to buy things from his own house, why should he be an outsider!

Players who stayed up late found that Ji Meng's personal homepage had been updated.

Although Ji Meng is a monster in the circle of friends, his public posts are so idle that he can almost grow grass.As a result, Prince Ji not only updated it today, but also updated more than a dozen articles in one breath, and everyone online on the server was shocked.

After clicking on it, everyone remotely watched Xiao Lubi's personal late-night fashion show. Each outfit was photographed in nine squares. Ji Meng's proficient photography skills make it hard to believe that this is the first time he has done such a thing.

--shock!Prince Ji posted a blog in the middle of the night, and the content is these!

——We can only have Xiaolubi in the game, why can some people take it home?Prince Xinshan is too privileged!

——Are you thinking too much upstairs?Even in the game you won't have a fawn.

——@初清: My younger brother is finally not satisfied with swiping the screen to show off his favorites in the circle of friends?

——Catch the young lady!This sentence contains a lot of information, so it turns out that Prince Ji is actually a screen-sweeping monster in the circle of friends in private? ?

——My husband's cool and domineering character design collapsed/crying loudly!

——Did your husband's personality just collapse at this moment?Didn't you see him hugging the little princess in the live broadcast and not letting go?He is not even willing to give people to drink purified water. Have you ever seen a child who grew up drinking milk in the last days?Anyway, my eyes were wide open tonight, and I won't be surprised if Prince Ji says anything else.

——I don't care at all how Prince Ji's design collapsed, I just want to know how such a cute little Lubi got it!That fawn pajamas are too cute!think……

——Don't think about it, your number is gone.

——@初菌: Do you think it’s funny or not?In the middle of the night, the real person is sleeping on his own bed, and this person is playing with the baby here, showing his strength how Zhu Gusheng is made.

Ji Meng played happily until midnight. In order to prevent being kicked offline again, he quickly went back to take a nap, and after waking up, he couldn't wait to log in to the game.

An unexpected person contacts him.

"Li Zheng? What do you want me to do?" The two met in the family territory.

Li Zheng's expression was cold: "I came to you to give an answer to the matter you asked me for last time."

Ji Meng was nervous: "Have you changed your mind? Didn't you break up the master-student relationship with Lubi?"

"Do you want us to dissolve the relationship? Or not?"

Ji Meng was very conflicted. From his point of view, of course he hoped that Li Zheng would be as far away as possible, but he also knew that this would make Ling Xiaolu sad.

Li Zheng let out a sigh of relief: "Let me do what you said, but I have one condition."

Ji Meng was vigilant, he never thought that Li Zheng would use this matter to negotiate terms with him.

"What conditions?"

Li Zheng squinted his cold eyes, exuding an absolutely dangerous light in Ji Meng's view.

"I'm going to your house."

Ji Meng:? ? ?

……

Ling Xiaolu stretched his waist and walked to the yard. The morning sunshine in Dongye was the most pleasant, and the air was mixed with the fragrance of green grass and soil.He rubbed his sleepy eyes and said, "Morning, Master."

Ling Xiaolu: "..."

He rubbed his eyes again: "Master??!"

He looked around in panic, didn't he cross?Why did Li Zheng appear in Ji Meng's yard? !

This strong sense of disobedience is like seeing penguins at the equator and lions at the Antarctic. People can't help but wonder if the space is distorted!

At this time, Li Zheng, with his hands behind his back, seemed to be casually looking down at the child on the ground, and Xiaolubi, who was wearing Xiaolu pajamas, was also tilting his head to look at the adult.

One big and one small looked at each other for a long time, Li Zheng pulled out a lollipop from his sleeve, and passed it expressionlessly.

Ling Xiaolu:? ? ?

He didn't believe that Li Zong would carry a lollipop with him, did he prepare it specially? !

Xiao Lubi took the lollipop and smiled happily: "Hug!"

Ling Xiaolu: ...How can a lollipop be bought, a little bit of backbone! !

Ji Mengheng stepped in, standing between the two of them with a firm attitude: "Just watch! Don't touch!"

Li Zheng bid farewell, sighed lowly, full of disgust.

Ling Xiaolu: ... What kind of picture is this, I can't bear to look directly at it.

He must have not woken up, he was still in a dream, Ling Xiaolu decided to go back to sleep again.

Zhenjiu sent a private chat.

Zhenjiu: How did you get this? [picture]

Ling Xiaolu clicked on the picture, dumbfounded.

Ruby: Why both? ? ?

Ruby: How did you get the photo!

Zhenjiu: Your friend's homepage.

Ling Xiaolu quickly opened Ji Meng's homepage, and flipped through it for a long time. Xiaolubi in all kinds of dresses and shapes, the number of reposts was so high that it killed the calculator.

Ling Xiaolu: "..."

Did this guy post the wrong version in Moments? !

Zhenjiu is still asking.

Zhenjiu: I have never seen this function in the game.

Zhenjiu: Little brother, you are a bit cute.

Zhenjiu: How did you get it?I also keep one for fun.

Ruby: ...

Ruby: Go play with the birds! ! !

Ling Xiaolu is very angry, the kind who can't be coaxed well!