A Race to (Be) The Top

There is one more blacklisted user in Ji Meng's blacklist - the producer of "Humanity: A Prayer to Heaven and Earth"!

Fortunately, he didn't open the barrage, otherwise there would be more people on the blacklist-everyone in the game except the two of them!

"Old... big brother, old sister, old Ji, are you alright?" Although Ling Xiaolu stood up, he didn't stand upright, swaying like he was suffering from ADHD, and his mouth was not idle, " Isn't my swaying figure very ecstasy?"

Ji Meng: ...This one is blacklisted too!

He opened the small game mall to see if there were any paid items that could help the two of them reach the finish line in one go. Prince Xinshan Ji did not allow this game to have difficulties that cannot be solved by charging money!

"What are you looking at?" Ling Xiaolu discovered the new fun of this game, that is, as long as he is still standing, no matter how much he swings, he will not fall easily.The rubber body can always rebound under extreme conditions, just like a tumbler with a built-in spring.

"Don't make trouble." Ji Meng impatiently wanted to pull his hand away from him.

"Don't look, let's have fun together!" Ling Xiaolu raised Ji Meng's hand.

"Don't make trouble, I'm looking for... what are you doing!" Ji Meng was forcibly pulled to the other side, and turned his head to find that Ling Xiaolu raised his hands in the air, swaying freely along with the movement of his body.As if he had eaten cartilage powder, he posed in various weird shapes as he wished, as if the noodles had become fine.

"Shake! Ji?"

"Don't drag me, can you?" Ji Meng, who didn't want to get along with others, hated that he couldn't regain the initiative in his body, and had to be led away by the troublemakers repeatedly.

"Isn't this fun? Oh~ I see, you have the burden of being an idol!" Ling Xiaolu said knowingly.

Ji Meng: "...you don't have the burden of an idol, you don't even have the burden of a human being!"

This game should not be called "Humanity: One Prayer to Heaven and Earth", it should be renamed "Rubby: I Don't Want to Be Human"!

Determined not to be a human being, Ling Xiaolu raised his hands and swayed charmingly: "Like a seaweed, seaweed, seaweed, fluttering in the wind~"

"Do you have a library of classic old songs!" You can even sing songs from hundreds of years ago!

Ling Xiaolu listened to him and cut the song smoothly: "Let's rock together! Let's rock together!"

"This one too!!"

"Come on~ happy~"

"..."

——I feel sorry for the prince a little bit, because I was forced by Lubi to become a Tucao emperor.

——Isn’t this the song Papa Kou danced at the wedding ceremony back then?I've always wondered what song it was.

——Unexpectedly, Xiaolubi's classical music attainments are so profound?

——Proposal to release an album: "Rubby·Hundred Years of Classic Music Library - Classics will be handed down forever and passed down for 500 years".

——Is there any PV for Scissorhands?Just use this ready-made video material.

- I come, I come!

Ji Meng rummaged through the shopping mall, and finally found a useful prop—a pair of shoes that he could walk on.Although it is still very difficult to walk, the weight of the shoes is a thousand catties, and every step I take has to go through the steps of "lifting hard and falling heavily", not to mention the soy sauce bottle Ling Xiaolu dragging behind.

Mindless Ling Xiaolu was dragged forward by unhappy Ji Meng, if the difficulty factor of this game is 10, the existence of Ling Xiaolu would add a square to this value, no, maybe it is not just that low.

Either he lost his balance and pressed on Ji Meng's body and couldn't move back, or he deliberately threw Ji Meng in the opposite direction, or he laughed when Ji Meng was embarrassing. One person contracted the "hahahaha" of the whole world.

"Go this way! This way! Are you blind!"

"Ah? I thought it was over there, hahahaha..."

"Don't pull my leg! Where are you pulling!"

"Isn't it your hand that I pulled? Why did your feet come up, hahahaha..."

"Did you inhale too much laughing gas? Huh?"

"Laughing gas hahahaha, hey, don't go up alone, you can't leave me!"

"Don't pull it! Don't pull it! Pull it down again!"

"Hahahaha? Ah——!"

"—Ba chi!"

Poor Ji Meng has to deal with the noodle spirit Ling Xiaolu when he is dealing with various forces such as gravity, weightlessness, and adhesion.

If possible, he would really like to knead the noodles into dough and make a cake, wrap stuffing to make buns and then make a pie, and bake the front and back sides on the fire, so as to relieve his hatred.

Ling Xiaolu had sharp eyes: "Hey friend! Look at the rocket behind the stone!"

He thanked excitedly: "666! Which veteran sent this rocket?"

"This is a prop in the game, do you understand it?" Ji Meng got up and walked towards the rocket with difficulty, dragging a long worm on his right foot.

"Don't go so fast, wait until I stand up!"

Ji Meng ignored him and walked up to Rocket with his own perseverance.

"What is the use of this prop?"

——Don't touch it casually!

Ji Meng touched the rocket with his fingertips.

"boom--"

"Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah--!"

Ling Xiaolu's screams echoed in the dungeon.

Ji Meng was ejected into the sky at high speed as if sitting on a rocket, Ling Xiaolu grabbed his ankle and couldn't let go, so he was also taken into the air.

The two of them acted for a second and went up to the sky, and when they looked down, everything on the ground turned into black spots.

The speed of ascent is gradually slowed down by air resistance until it stops.

Ling Xiaolu & Ji Meng: "..."

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

——The tragedy in the world, I can't bear to continue watching.

——Ji Meng: I will take you to heaven.

——Rubby:? ? ?

—Away from the ground, approaching thirty thousand feet away...

——Wow, the front is also a classic old singer!

Fortunately, Ji Meng reacted quickly, and when he fell, he stuck to the side of the high platform with all his strength. Ling Xiaolu, who was falling at a high speed, was jerked and bounced in the air like rubber before he stopped.

"Wuuuuhu my husband is holding me! I don't want to fall from here!" In an emergency, Ling Xiaolukou would not hesitate to say anything, as long as he can survive, he can call him daddy whatever he wants!

Ji Meng gritted his teeth and swung Ling Xiaolu onto the platform with all his strength. After Ling Xiaolu went up, he pulled Ji Meng up with hands and feet, and the two were finally safe.

"Fortunately," Ji Meng wiped his sweat, "at least we don't have to climb up."

Ling Xiaolu carefully lay down on the edge and looked down. The height here is at least 100 meters from the ground. If the two of them were to climb, it would take at least 1 years!

"Does this count as cheating? Cheating?" Ling Xiaolu kept asking worriedly, "Will we be banned if we get caught? Or should we go down and try again?"

Ji Meng felt that if he didn't stop him, he would really jump down.

"Rerby?"

"Ok?"

Ji Meng grabbed his shoulders in front of him and shook him vigorously. Because Ling Xiaolu was soft, his whole body also passively "lipped forward and back together", shaking into a wavy line.

"Do you still want to pass the level? Just be honest with me if you want to pass the level!"

Accompanied by his movements, Ling Xiaolu uttered rhythmic ups and downs, like a fire engine: "Ah/ahh/ahah/ahah/ah..."

— Can I ask pessimistically, will we still see this game in the entertainment hall after today?Could it be that Prince Ji took it off the shelves in a fit of anger?

——No, I like to play this game, I don’t want this game without T port T

——Looking at the actions of these two people from another angle, it is simply imaginative.

——The one who is full of imagination, you have lost your mind.

——The dubbing is also fascinating.

—Your ears are gone too.

Ling Xiaolu was turned into a bean curd brain, (temporarily) did not dare to make trouble, and followed Ji Meng obediently.

It's just a platform a few meters square, and there's nothing else except a glider.

"It should be for us to sit on this slide."

Two people side by side grabbed the handle bar of the glider and jumped down from the [-]-meter-high platform.

"Ooh-"

The moment the glider was lifted up by the wind, Ling Xiaolu let out a cheer. They floated in the air in the wind, comfortable and comfortable. Who would have thought that these two people had just experienced a lot of flying and jumping.

It would be a good game if it kept going like this.Ji Meng looked at the blurred scenery on the ground and thought.

It's a pity that the good times didn't last long, the wind intensified ahead, and the glider experienced severe turbulence.

"It's so crazy! I can't catch it anymore!" Ling Xiaolu yelled in the wind.

Ji Meng glanced at him against the strong wind, stretched out his right arm to wrap him in his arms.

The glider is like a lone boat in a huge wave, swaying irregularly up and down, left and right, and Ling Xiaolu caught a glimpse of a circular halo perpendicular to the ground in the sky, more than one.

"Look!" He signaled with his voice, "What are those rings for? Are they for us to pass through?"

Ji Meng judged by the size and spacing of the rings, Ling Xiaolu seemed to have a point.He pressed hard on the left and right sides of the handrail and found that the glider could artificially change the direction of travel.

"Rubby! Hold on to the rail!"

"Oh!"

Fighting against the hurricane, Ji Meng tried his best to align the nose of the plane with the ring. The glider passed the first ring tremblingly, gained acceleration instantly, and rushed straight to the second and third rings...Ji Meng manipulated the glider Cross each circle with precision.

"Amazing!" "Precisely!" "Hitting the bull's-eye!" Ling Xiaolu contributed his strength in the form of words, proving that he also contributed to passing the test.

The acceleration again and again helped the glider overcome the oncoming resistance until it was completely out of the range of the hurricane, and the glider flew steadily into the sky again.

"Oh! We're coming out!" Ling Xiaolu nestled in Ji Meng's arms with peace of mind, and with the breeze blowing against his face, he narrowed his eyes comfortably.

——Husband's boyfriend, I'm sick.

——I also want to be carried away by my husband.

——I don't care which high-ranking Jilu party secretly arranged all this, you have won my respect for the rest of my life!

——A group of superficial human beings shamelessly posted up when they saw someone surnamed Ji.I am different, miss please take me to fly!

—Look!Here is a shameless example that is worth learning from!

The glider landed smoothly, here is the plain in spring, the birds are singing and the flowers are fragrant, and the grass is growing and the warblers are flying.

Although the hands of the two people who got off the glider were still inseparable, they could walk freely and their bodies returned to normal.

They walked hand in hand in the long grass, and glowing worms startled where they passed, lingered on the tip of the grass, and shuttled between their fingers.

Ling Xiaolu jumped and found that there was no gravity when he left the ground.He had a sudden whim and let himself float in the air, with one hand held by Ji Meng, turning himself into a human-shaped kite.

"It's so comfortable!" Ling Xiaolu enjoyed the freedom of gravity, "Do you want to try it?"

Ji Meng glanced back in disgust, and raised the "kite" a little higher.

After spring, the roaring river blocked the way.They drifted down the river in a small boat, avoided the rocks set up as obstacles, rushed out of the waterfall and fell on the wide lake.A giant air ball was waiting there, and their hands could finally be separated, but it took both of them to run in the same direction with concerted efforts to reach the shore.

It doesn't matter if the direction and pace are different, the big deal is that the two people are rolling around in the ball and bumping into each other in a hundred and eight kinds of tricks.

The first thing Ji Meng did after landing was to strangle Ling Xiaolu who was always running in the opposite direction to death.

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Ling Xiaolu escaped from Ji Meng's claws, ran to the lakeside and laughed, scooped up water and splashed it on him, and gradually turned into two people splashing each other.The water here is magical, the azure lake water is glowing, and the time will gather around the hand when you stretch it in, and the raised water droplets are also speckled and dazzling.The faces of each other are behind the water droplets, and it is impossible to tell whether it is the water or the face of the other party that is dazzling.

No one used barrage, it was all lemons and dogs.

——I found out that this game may be enjoyed by humans, but it is not very friendly to dogs.

——So much free dog food is not friendly to dogs, what is friendly?

—Oh, who is that lemon in the mirror?Why do you look like me.

—You speak as if these two are already together.

--What?These two are not together yet?

——That summer, your laughter shattered on my face with water splashes, and that day I realized that the feeling of slapping the face can also be very similar to love.

After walking through the summer, what stopped them was a bottomless chasm.Ji Meng grasped the zipline tightly, Ling Xiaolu hugged Ji Meng tightly, and accompanied by Ling Xiaolu imitating the whistling sound of ape-man, he swung from one end of the rift to the other.They climbed rocks on the cliffs made of red clay, shouted into the abyss, and lay on the top of the cliff to watch the sky high and the clouds clear and the geese flying across the sky.

Walking through the autumn, they hugged each other and screamed and rolled down the snowy slope of more than ten feet, you pulled me and I pulled you to run wildly under the chase of the snowball.The blizzard blocked their way, but their hands, which were clearly separated, were tightly held together, and they supported each other to move forward without hesitation in the whistling wind and snow.The hoarfrost that Ling Xiaolu breathed was blown away without a trace in an instant, Ji Meng pressed his frozen hands to his face with difficulty, trying to warm him up.

After going through the winter, there is only the last door to pass the customs.Dazzling blazing light hit from the other side of the door, and the two stood still at the same time, and stepped forward at the same time, stepping into the light in unison.

The audience of the live broadcast unanimously wiped away tears.

——Wuwu felt the satisfaction of an old mother watching her cub go through all kinds of hardships and finally walk into the church hand in hand.

——Isn’t it just to force me to admit Xiaolubi’s identity as the princess?Can I admit it?

——From now on, the husband has become a moth, but fortunately, the mother-in-law has a moth daughter-in-law.

——I declare that the back view in the light is the best today.

——No, no, until the last second, you never know which scene is the best of the day.

Ling Xiaolu and Ji Meng passed through the pass gate and came to the highest point in the world, with clouds at their feet.

Looking at the past through the clouds, it is the four seasons they have traveled all the way, spring, summer, autumn and winter, endless.The setbacks they have experienced, the difficulties they have worked hard to overcome, and the wind and rain, rivers, cliffs, and snow-capped mountains that cross in front of them and prevent them from moving forward, all seem insignificant when viewed from this height.

Looking down from this height, what troubles do human beings have.Even though there are thousands of troubles, the sky and the earth are still majestic.

Ling Xiaolu felt the vastness of the world and felt the insignificance of himself, but this vast and boundless world was finally reflected in the pupils the size of glass beads without reservation.

He took a long breath of relief, and replaced the foul air of the world with the misty mist of the dome.

"I finally know why this game is called this name."

"En." Ji Meng beside him replied lightly.

They looked at each other tacitly, shoulder to shoulder, holding hands, and bowed deeply to the vast world.

Human beings, bow to heaven and earth!