A Race to (Be) The Top
Chapter 27 Attacking head-on┃Who doesn't have a dick!
"Yes Yes Yes--"
411 is spontaneously ghostly, with an expression like a screaming chicken whose throat is choked, enough to scare Linglong away for three hundred miles.
He stared dumbfounded at Li Zheng's footsteps walking towards this side, and suddenly raised his hand and slapped himself on the left side of the face in full view of everyone.
Ling Xiaolu: ...
"Hey," 411 laughed happily, "It doesn't hurt, it's just a dream, I just said how could Li Zheng appear on this kind of battlefield."
A kind person next to me reminded: "Have you turned on pain perception?"
411: ...
He adjusted the pain sensitivity to the maximum and lightly slapped the right cheek, and immediately jumped up in pain: "It hurts! Aww, it hurts!"
Ling Xiaolu: This is too exaggerated!
If it was Dou Kou who was present, everyone would swarm up to call Dad; if it was Ji Meng, they would rush up to call husband.But Lizheng went to the center of the hall to stop, with her own isolation aura, people were eager to try, but they didn't dare to make mistakes. They were secretly looking for angles to take selfies for a while, and some gloated at the opportunity to make noises.
"Just now, we plotted against Xiao Lubi on the battlefield, and ordered him to die. We all saw it."
"Still talking about what Li Zheng is... digging a trap at the gate—the trap is at home?"
"If it weren't for the strength of the male god, master and apprentice, we would have lost the last game!"
The other team members who had not experienced this case suddenly realized: "I mean, it's no wonder your team ended up fighting among themselves."
"411," even the one with a good memory teased him, "Didn't you say that if 627 divorced, you would be a poisonous bird? You should take out the mask!"
"It's fake." 411 covered his face and refused to accept the reality, "How could Li Zheng accept disciples?"
"Has your village just connected to the Internet?"
"The entire server knows about Li Zheng's acceptance of disciples, but you don't?"
"I..." 411 was at a loss for words, "I'm focused on the battlefield and don't care to gossip. Is it my fault? Besides, no one believed my teammate just now?"
As soon as his words came out, several people turned their heads and pretended to whistle.
"It's you!" 411's eyes became sharp at this moment, "When I said Li Zheng before the start of the game, you guys laughed along with me!"
"Don't talk nonsense, who laughed after you, do you have evidence?"
"I'm laughing, but I'm laughing at you. It's so obvious that you don't believe it!"
"From the very beginning, I believed that 627 was Lizheng. Is it strange that the master came to the low-level battlefield to lead the apprentice?"
The members of the green team denied it so convincingly that Ling Xiaolu almost believed it.
"You...!" 411 was so angry that they had nothing to say.
"Even if you know what's the matter," he turned to Ling Xiaolu, his previous arrogance returned, "Can the apprentice who made an appointment be able to kill people indiscriminately? I, I will still report it!"
"Master," Ling Xiaolu said pitifully, "he said he would report me."
"You killed your teammate by mistake, what's wrong with reporting you?"
411 almost vomited blood, what is manslaughter?Obviously killing on purpose!
"Then what should I do?" Ling Xiaolu looked more like a victim than him, "Will I be banned?"
"It's not impossible."
Ling Xiaolu was wronged: "I also saw that the master made a move first, and then I did it."
411 quickly interrupted: "Your master is good-looking, so are you good-looking too?"
Li Zheng glanced coldly: "I beat him, but do you think I killed him?"
411: ? ? ?
"I was wrong, next time I will only hit him, and promise not to kill him."
"Did I say it was wrong for you to kill him?"
"Master means..."
"You just succeeded in a sneak attack, and it's disgraceful to win. I need you to defeat him head-on one-on-one before you can pass today's trial."
411:? ? ? ? ?
"Wait, even if you are Li Zheng, don't you look down on people too much?" 411 had something to say, "Have you seen my 18-meter-long sword? I'm afraid your apprentice will be killed and rewarded if I go down with the sword. It's all mine."
Ling Xiaolu took a closer look at the big knife he had drawn out, and expressed his agreement: "It makes sense, sneak attack is not honorable, but is it honorable to bully the weak by the strong? The conflict between people cannot be resolved only by force. This game is fun. There are so many things in the world, why bother to be obsessed with PK?"
Li Zheng didn't force it: "Okay, then go back and repair the yard."
"But having said that, in the game, brushing dungeons, fighting battlefields, and raising babies are all for better PK. PK is the ultimate meaning of the game. Games without PK will be no fun. I love PK and I am willing to fight with you !"
411 was amazed by his seamless transition: "I didn't expect you to be such a person who adapts to the wind!"
"That's right, don't look at who my master is!"
411 was even more surprised: "Your master is also a person who adapts to the wind?"
Ling Xiaolu's expression was deep: "If you have such a master, you will also learn to use the wind without a teacher."
The melon-eating crowd couldn't help but asked, "How can I have a master like you?"
Ling Xiaolu was stopped by the question: "Well, maybe I have to get myself drunk first?"
Li Zheng's thin lips parted lightly: "How long do you plan to chat?"
"Stop talking nonsense!" Ling Xiaolu pointed to 411, "Call me!"
411:? ? ?Obviously you've been talking nonsense, okay? !
"Fight it!" He swung his long knife horizontally, "All the people present are witnesses. It is Li Zheng who wants his apprentice to fight me. It's not that I am bullying the newcomers."
"If I win, you can't report it."
411 sneered disdainfully, and stretched out a thumb to himself: "If you can beat me, I will report myself, Cai!"
"Wait a minute," Li Zheng interrupted loudly, "You don't have anything, what are you going to use to fight him?"
Ling Xiaolu didn't understand: "I don't have anything?"
Li Zheng threw something: "Let's use this first."
After the people around saw what it was, they were envious and jealous, and the concentrated gaze almost ignited Ling Xiaolu, but the person concerned looked at a loss.
He tilted his head and looked at it. The color of this thing was gray and inconspicuous, as if the rock had been carved into a fox ball.
"You don't even know what this is, do you?" 411 was the closest, and his eyes were straight, but it happened that Ling Xiaolu didn't know it, which made people very angry.
Ling Xiaolu didn't want to be underestimated by him, so he put the stone into his arms: "Of course I know what it is, don't cry when I hit you with it later!"
"Stop rambling, let's do it!"
Ling Xiaolu had planned it long ago. With his insightful master watching from the sidelines, he had to use cover-ups to make a quick decision so as not to show his flaws.
"The fog is coming!" he shouted.
Li Zheng: "Leave!"
Ling Xiaolu: "..."
"You said you want to defeat him head-on, so why are you using these heretical tricks?"
Ling Xiaolu kept smiling: "Did you see it? My master can be so handsome with just one word for his skills."
"What's so great about a word? I also have the skill of a word." 411 disdains.
"Really?"
"Get out!" 411 said and rolled on the ground.
"...What's the use of this?"
"Release the control effect." 411 said triumphantly.
"..." Ling Xiaolu nodded, "Awesome."
He flashed his bear claws and flew over, and 411 roared again.
"Wait a moment!"
Ling Xiaolu almost stopped: "What's wrong?!"
A few arrows flew over from the air, but fortunately Ling Xiaolu reacted quickly, dodging to the side, and the arrows pierced into the place where he had stood.
Ling Xiaolu was still in shock: "Are you plotting against me?"
"Didn't expect that," 411 proudly put his hips on his hips, "My skill trigger password is 'wait a minute'!"
Ling Xiaolu: ...What a slut has a cheap move!
He stopped talking nonsense with the other party this time, rushed forward and scratched, 411's face changed drastically after being pawed by him, and he hugged his head and shouted:
"Wait a minute! Wait a moment! Ouch! It's really waiting this time! Ouch! Stop! Stop hitting!!"
Ling Xiaolu had had enough beatings, jumped away and rested: "If you believe in you again, you will be a ghost!"
411 was about to cry: "It's true, my pain perception has been turned to the maximum and I haven't turned it back!"
Ling Xiaolu: ...
The people who eat melons are extremely happy to watch.
"Hahahaha deserve it!"
"It's your own fault. If you hadn't lied to people with 'wait a minute', they wouldn't have believed you!"
"Keep going, Little Lubi, don't give him time to go back!"
411 hurriedly changed back to the setting: "The previous one doesn't count, start over!"
Ling Xiaolu rolled his eyes, who will come back to you again, before he can recover his blood, he rushed up and scratched again.
"Look at the sky!" Mushrooms popped up one after another on the ground, and exploded one after another.
Ling Xiaolu jumped around, dodged all the mushrooms, jumped in front of 411 and slapped the opponent's head with his paw: "Look underground!"
The audience outside the venue interacted cordially: "411 is still obedient, let me watch the underground!"
411 stomped his feet and drew out a large area of thorns: "Lie down!"
"Wow, using this kind of dirty trick again," the onlookers couldn't stand it anymore, "It was enough to be fooled last time, who keeps being fooled!"
Of course Ling Xiaolu would not be fooled, he jumped onto his shoulder and said, "The fog is coming!"
This time Li Zheng didn't clear the screen, and 411 didn't learn how to disperse it. After the fog cleared by itself, everyone was delighted to find that 411's hair had been crumpled into a bird's nest, with a braid tied at the top.
"Ha ha ha ha……"
411 was so angry that he used the big knife to make it airtight, and Ling Xiaolu's melee weapon was obviously at a disadvantage.
"I'll see how much more you can jump around!" 411 approached with a whimper, and it was Ling Xiaolu's turn to retreat steadily.
"Hahaha, be afraid!"
Ling Xiaolu pointed with two fingers: "Don't come over!"
"roll!"
Skill cooldown. "do not come!"
"roll!"
"do not come!"
"roll!"
"Grass!" 411 couldn't help cursing, "Where are you walking me?!"
Ling Xiaolu made a "shh", and 411's eyes were empty. Where's the person?
Aiming at the moment when he was in a daze, Ling Xiaolu turned around without hesitation.
"goodbye!"
The bear claw hit some kind of hard object, Ling Xiaolu hit with all his strength, and 411 was not injured at all.
"Hey hey hey, unexpected, I still have this indestructible armor!"
411 is hiding in a khaki oval shell with only one face exposed.
"You look like a potato." Ling Xiaolu commented unceremoniously.
"Because this is my pet! Armored potato!"
Ling Xiaolu had never seen the power of potatoes, scratched with his claws "shua shua", all of them hit the wall, and the potatoes did not crack at all.
It's a tough problem.
The masses make plans:
"Plant-type babies are most afraid of insect-type babies. Do you have any bugs? Get them out!"
"Armor Potatoes are of the earth attribute, and a baby with the wood attribute can break it!"
He said a lot of suggestions, but to Ling Xiaolu, it was like saying nothing.
411 couldn't move his whole body, but his mouth kept babbling: "Give up, you can't break through my iron wall with no dead ends!"
"Is there really no dead end?"
411 was stunned: "Of course!"
"I can't see it," Ling Xiaolu put his hand into his arms, "Look at the hidden weapon!"
"Ouch!" 411 was hit in the face by the so-called hidden weapon, screamed, and changed back to its original form. The thing that hit him bounced to the ground, rolled a few times, and stopped.
The hall was suddenly silent, except for the beaten 411.
"Dark your sister! Are you sick? Can you cure your sickness? What kind of game are you playing!" 411 yelled, holding his nose, looking very angry.
Ling Xiaolu keenly sensed that the atmosphere around him was not right. The crowd who had been watching the show just now had their eyes wide open like goldfish with their mouths open silently.
Could it be that the way he threw the hidden weapon just now wasn't handsome enough?
Next to the hidden weapon thrown by him, a pure white shoe tip appeared.
Li Zheng leaned over, picked up the stone statue on the ground, and held it up to Ling Xiaolu.
All kinds of jade-related descriptions appeared in Ling Xiaolu's mind for a moment. The fingers stretched out by Li Zheng were carved out of beautiful jade. What kind of details can be shaped so perfectly? Could his real identity be a sculptor?
wrong!Ling Xiaolu shook his head, at what time is he still thinking about these things, the point is jade?The point is this stone!
Li Zheng didn't say a word, he gently folded his five fingers together, the stone statue in his palm burst out with white light, the gravel peeled off layer by layer, and finally a snow-white fox ball popped out from inside with a "buzz", twirled twice in the air and landed on the ground. On Lizheng's shoulders, he yawned while stretching, and finally obediently lay down and wrapped his furry tail around Lizheng's neck.
Ling Xiaolu: ... so cute, it's a heart-pounding feeling.
The people who eat melons are whispering:
"I'm not mistaken, it really is a rare baby cloud fox that only appears in Beimang Snow Mountain!"
"I haven't caught it for a whole month!"
"One month? I lived on the top of the mountain for three months, and I haven't even seen a single hair!"
"This baby may not be able to be bought with a market price of several million. Li Zheng casually threw it out for the apprentice to use, and the apprentice casually threw it out to use as a hidden weapon. Could it be that the master and apprentice were randomly assigned?"
"Is the male god still short of apprentices? I'm not bad at making do with the wind!"
What's more, he raised his head and poured liquor with "ton ton ton".
There were too many discussions, and it was inevitable that a few words would reach Ling Xiaolu's ears. He realized that he seemed to have done something stupid?
"Each account has a novice pet given by the system. Unsealing a sealed pet is a must-do task in the novice teaching."
Ling Xiaolu understood, it turned out that Shi Shi's true identity was a baby in a sealed state, but how could he know!He is also a baby!
"Yes..." The baby replied with a guilty conscience.
"Where's your novice pet?" Li Zheng stared at him, "Show me."
"..." Ling Xiaolu was smiling, and he was already thinking "emergency offline" in his heart.
"Bang!" An air mass popped up around him, and Ling Xiaolu was startled, and the emergency logout was also interrupted.
Ling Long: Don't panic!I am coming!
For the first time in history, Ling Xiaolu thought he was as handsome as a dragon!
"Novice favorite?" Ling Xiaolu blinked innocently, "Is this what Master is talking about?"
He grabbed the little guy transformed by Linglong, which turned out to be an egg with wings and claws.
Moved!Linglong, who is afraid of birds, turned into an egg for him!
"What am I supposed to do, so the novice pet is just an egg..." Ling Xiaolu whispered.
He raised his eyes, met Li Zheng's eyes, shuddered, and hurriedly changed his words: "I didn't mean...it's just a dick, who doesn't have a dick hahaha..."
Li Zheng stared at the dryly laughing Ling Xiaolu inquisitively until he couldn't laugh anymore.
It took a while for Li Zheng to say quietly: "You better have it."
Ling Xiaolu "gulu" swallowed the rest of the word "ha".
Li Zheng flicked his long sleeves, and Yunhu jumped back from his shoulders to his arms.
"Since you don't like it, forget it."
Ling Xiaolu subconsciously grabbed Li Zheng's sleeve: "No! Master, you misunderstood!"
"What?" Li Zheng glanced down, "Regret?"
"..." Ling Xiaolu couldn't tell, "I regret... regret..."
"Continue to talk" is written in Li Zheng's eyes.
"...I didn't help Master repair the yard, and even refused to repair the yard, how dare I take such a precious thing from Master?"
Ling Xiaolu's brows had a tragic and heroic spirit: "I won't fight anymore, I'll go back to repair the yard!"
411 is spontaneously ghostly, with an expression like a screaming chicken whose throat is choked, enough to scare Linglong away for three hundred miles.
He stared dumbfounded at Li Zheng's footsteps walking towards this side, and suddenly raised his hand and slapped himself on the left side of the face in full view of everyone.
Ling Xiaolu: ...
"Hey," 411 laughed happily, "It doesn't hurt, it's just a dream, I just said how could Li Zheng appear on this kind of battlefield."
A kind person next to me reminded: "Have you turned on pain perception?"
411: ...
He adjusted the pain sensitivity to the maximum and lightly slapped the right cheek, and immediately jumped up in pain: "It hurts! Aww, it hurts!"
Ling Xiaolu: This is too exaggerated!
If it was Dou Kou who was present, everyone would swarm up to call Dad; if it was Ji Meng, they would rush up to call husband.But Lizheng went to the center of the hall to stop, with her own isolation aura, people were eager to try, but they didn't dare to make mistakes. They were secretly looking for angles to take selfies for a while, and some gloated at the opportunity to make noises.
"Just now, we plotted against Xiao Lubi on the battlefield, and ordered him to die. We all saw it."
"Still talking about what Li Zheng is... digging a trap at the gate—the trap is at home?"
"If it weren't for the strength of the male god, master and apprentice, we would have lost the last game!"
The other team members who had not experienced this case suddenly realized: "I mean, it's no wonder your team ended up fighting among themselves."
"411," even the one with a good memory teased him, "Didn't you say that if 627 divorced, you would be a poisonous bird? You should take out the mask!"
"It's fake." 411 covered his face and refused to accept the reality, "How could Li Zheng accept disciples?"
"Has your village just connected to the Internet?"
"The entire server knows about Li Zheng's acceptance of disciples, but you don't?"
"I..." 411 was at a loss for words, "I'm focused on the battlefield and don't care to gossip. Is it my fault? Besides, no one believed my teammate just now?"
As soon as his words came out, several people turned their heads and pretended to whistle.
"It's you!" 411's eyes became sharp at this moment, "When I said Li Zheng before the start of the game, you guys laughed along with me!"
"Don't talk nonsense, who laughed after you, do you have evidence?"
"I'm laughing, but I'm laughing at you. It's so obvious that you don't believe it!"
"From the very beginning, I believed that 627 was Lizheng. Is it strange that the master came to the low-level battlefield to lead the apprentice?"
The members of the green team denied it so convincingly that Ling Xiaolu almost believed it.
"You...!" 411 was so angry that they had nothing to say.
"Even if you know what's the matter," he turned to Ling Xiaolu, his previous arrogance returned, "Can the apprentice who made an appointment be able to kill people indiscriminately? I, I will still report it!"
"Master," Ling Xiaolu said pitifully, "he said he would report me."
"You killed your teammate by mistake, what's wrong with reporting you?"
411 almost vomited blood, what is manslaughter?Obviously killing on purpose!
"Then what should I do?" Ling Xiaolu looked more like a victim than him, "Will I be banned?"
"It's not impossible."
Ling Xiaolu was wronged: "I also saw that the master made a move first, and then I did it."
411 quickly interrupted: "Your master is good-looking, so are you good-looking too?"
Li Zheng glanced coldly: "I beat him, but do you think I killed him?"
411: ? ? ?
"I was wrong, next time I will only hit him, and promise not to kill him."
"Did I say it was wrong for you to kill him?"
"Master means..."
"You just succeeded in a sneak attack, and it's disgraceful to win. I need you to defeat him head-on one-on-one before you can pass today's trial."
411:? ? ? ? ?
"Wait, even if you are Li Zheng, don't you look down on people too much?" 411 had something to say, "Have you seen my 18-meter-long sword? I'm afraid your apprentice will be killed and rewarded if I go down with the sword. It's all mine."
Ling Xiaolu took a closer look at the big knife he had drawn out, and expressed his agreement: "It makes sense, sneak attack is not honorable, but is it honorable to bully the weak by the strong? The conflict between people cannot be resolved only by force. This game is fun. There are so many things in the world, why bother to be obsessed with PK?"
Li Zheng didn't force it: "Okay, then go back and repair the yard."
"But having said that, in the game, brushing dungeons, fighting battlefields, and raising babies are all for better PK. PK is the ultimate meaning of the game. Games without PK will be no fun. I love PK and I am willing to fight with you !"
411 was amazed by his seamless transition: "I didn't expect you to be such a person who adapts to the wind!"
"That's right, don't look at who my master is!"
411 was even more surprised: "Your master is also a person who adapts to the wind?"
Ling Xiaolu's expression was deep: "If you have such a master, you will also learn to use the wind without a teacher."
The melon-eating crowd couldn't help but asked, "How can I have a master like you?"
Ling Xiaolu was stopped by the question: "Well, maybe I have to get myself drunk first?"
Li Zheng's thin lips parted lightly: "How long do you plan to chat?"
"Stop talking nonsense!" Ling Xiaolu pointed to 411, "Call me!"
411:? ? ?Obviously you've been talking nonsense, okay? !
"Fight it!" He swung his long knife horizontally, "All the people present are witnesses. It is Li Zheng who wants his apprentice to fight me. It's not that I am bullying the newcomers."
"If I win, you can't report it."
411 sneered disdainfully, and stretched out a thumb to himself: "If you can beat me, I will report myself, Cai!"
"Wait a minute," Li Zheng interrupted loudly, "You don't have anything, what are you going to use to fight him?"
Ling Xiaolu didn't understand: "I don't have anything?"
Li Zheng threw something: "Let's use this first."
After the people around saw what it was, they were envious and jealous, and the concentrated gaze almost ignited Ling Xiaolu, but the person concerned looked at a loss.
He tilted his head and looked at it. The color of this thing was gray and inconspicuous, as if the rock had been carved into a fox ball.
"You don't even know what this is, do you?" 411 was the closest, and his eyes were straight, but it happened that Ling Xiaolu didn't know it, which made people very angry.
Ling Xiaolu didn't want to be underestimated by him, so he put the stone into his arms: "Of course I know what it is, don't cry when I hit you with it later!"
"Stop rambling, let's do it!"
Ling Xiaolu had planned it long ago. With his insightful master watching from the sidelines, he had to use cover-ups to make a quick decision so as not to show his flaws.
"The fog is coming!" he shouted.
Li Zheng: "Leave!"
Ling Xiaolu: "..."
"You said you want to defeat him head-on, so why are you using these heretical tricks?"
Ling Xiaolu kept smiling: "Did you see it? My master can be so handsome with just one word for his skills."
"What's so great about a word? I also have the skill of a word." 411 disdains.
"Really?"
"Get out!" 411 said and rolled on the ground.
"...What's the use of this?"
"Release the control effect." 411 said triumphantly.
"..." Ling Xiaolu nodded, "Awesome."
He flashed his bear claws and flew over, and 411 roared again.
"Wait a moment!"
Ling Xiaolu almost stopped: "What's wrong?!"
A few arrows flew over from the air, but fortunately Ling Xiaolu reacted quickly, dodging to the side, and the arrows pierced into the place where he had stood.
Ling Xiaolu was still in shock: "Are you plotting against me?"
"Didn't expect that," 411 proudly put his hips on his hips, "My skill trigger password is 'wait a minute'!"
Ling Xiaolu: ...What a slut has a cheap move!
He stopped talking nonsense with the other party this time, rushed forward and scratched, 411's face changed drastically after being pawed by him, and he hugged his head and shouted:
"Wait a minute! Wait a moment! Ouch! It's really waiting this time! Ouch! Stop! Stop hitting!!"
Ling Xiaolu had had enough beatings, jumped away and rested: "If you believe in you again, you will be a ghost!"
411 was about to cry: "It's true, my pain perception has been turned to the maximum and I haven't turned it back!"
Ling Xiaolu: ...
The people who eat melons are extremely happy to watch.
"Hahahaha deserve it!"
"It's your own fault. If you hadn't lied to people with 'wait a minute', they wouldn't have believed you!"
"Keep going, Little Lubi, don't give him time to go back!"
411 hurriedly changed back to the setting: "The previous one doesn't count, start over!"
Ling Xiaolu rolled his eyes, who will come back to you again, before he can recover his blood, he rushed up and scratched again.
"Look at the sky!" Mushrooms popped up one after another on the ground, and exploded one after another.
Ling Xiaolu jumped around, dodged all the mushrooms, jumped in front of 411 and slapped the opponent's head with his paw: "Look underground!"
The audience outside the venue interacted cordially: "411 is still obedient, let me watch the underground!"
411 stomped his feet and drew out a large area of thorns: "Lie down!"
"Wow, using this kind of dirty trick again," the onlookers couldn't stand it anymore, "It was enough to be fooled last time, who keeps being fooled!"
Of course Ling Xiaolu would not be fooled, he jumped onto his shoulder and said, "The fog is coming!"
This time Li Zheng didn't clear the screen, and 411 didn't learn how to disperse it. After the fog cleared by itself, everyone was delighted to find that 411's hair had been crumpled into a bird's nest, with a braid tied at the top.
"Ha ha ha ha……"
411 was so angry that he used the big knife to make it airtight, and Ling Xiaolu's melee weapon was obviously at a disadvantage.
"I'll see how much more you can jump around!" 411 approached with a whimper, and it was Ling Xiaolu's turn to retreat steadily.
"Hahaha, be afraid!"
Ling Xiaolu pointed with two fingers: "Don't come over!"
"roll!"
Skill cooldown. "do not come!"
"roll!"
"do not come!"
"roll!"
"Grass!" 411 couldn't help cursing, "Where are you walking me?!"
Ling Xiaolu made a "shh", and 411's eyes were empty. Where's the person?
Aiming at the moment when he was in a daze, Ling Xiaolu turned around without hesitation.
"goodbye!"
The bear claw hit some kind of hard object, Ling Xiaolu hit with all his strength, and 411 was not injured at all.
"Hey hey hey, unexpected, I still have this indestructible armor!"
411 is hiding in a khaki oval shell with only one face exposed.
"You look like a potato." Ling Xiaolu commented unceremoniously.
"Because this is my pet! Armored potato!"
Ling Xiaolu had never seen the power of potatoes, scratched with his claws "shua shua", all of them hit the wall, and the potatoes did not crack at all.
It's a tough problem.
The masses make plans:
"Plant-type babies are most afraid of insect-type babies. Do you have any bugs? Get them out!"
"Armor Potatoes are of the earth attribute, and a baby with the wood attribute can break it!"
He said a lot of suggestions, but to Ling Xiaolu, it was like saying nothing.
411 couldn't move his whole body, but his mouth kept babbling: "Give up, you can't break through my iron wall with no dead ends!"
"Is there really no dead end?"
411 was stunned: "Of course!"
"I can't see it," Ling Xiaolu put his hand into his arms, "Look at the hidden weapon!"
"Ouch!" 411 was hit in the face by the so-called hidden weapon, screamed, and changed back to its original form. The thing that hit him bounced to the ground, rolled a few times, and stopped.
The hall was suddenly silent, except for the beaten 411.
"Dark your sister! Are you sick? Can you cure your sickness? What kind of game are you playing!" 411 yelled, holding his nose, looking very angry.
Ling Xiaolu keenly sensed that the atmosphere around him was not right. The crowd who had been watching the show just now had their eyes wide open like goldfish with their mouths open silently.
Could it be that the way he threw the hidden weapon just now wasn't handsome enough?
Next to the hidden weapon thrown by him, a pure white shoe tip appeared.
Li Zheng leaned over, picked up the stone statue on the ground, and held it up to Ling Xiaolu.
All kinds of jade-related descriptions appeared in Ling Xiaolu's mind for a moment. The fingers stretched out by Li Zheng were carved out of beautiful jade. What kind of details can be shaped so perfectly? Could his real identity be a sculptor?
wrong!Ling Xiaolu shook his head, at what time is he still thinking about these things, the point is jade?The point is this stone!
Li Zheng didn't say a word, he gently folded his five fingers together, the stone statue in his palm burst out with white light, the gravel peeled off layer by layer, and finally a snow-white fox ball popped out from inside with a "buzz", twirled twice in the air and landed on the ground. On Lizheng's shoulders, he yawned while stretching, and finally obediently lay down and wrapped his furry tail around Lizheng's neck.
Ling Xiaolu: ... so cute, it's a heart-pounding feeling.
The people who eat melons are whispering:
"I'm not mistaken, it really is a rare baby cloud fox that only appears in Beimang Snow Mountain!"
"I haven't caught it for a whole month!"
"One month? I lived on the top of the mountain for three months, and I haven't even seen a single hair!"
"This baby may not be able to be bought with a market price of several million. Li Zheng casually threw it out for the apprentice to use, and the apprentice casually threw it out to use as a hidden weapon. Could it be that the master and apprentice were randomly assigned?"
"Is the male god still short of apprentices? I'm not bad at making do with the wind!"
What's more, he raised his head and poured liquor with "ton ton ton".
There were too many discussions, and it was inevitable that a few words would reach Ling Xiaolu's ears. He realized that he seemed to have done something stupid?
"Each account has a novice pet given by the system. Unsealing a sealed pet is a must-do task in the novice teaching."
Ling Xiaolu understood, it turned out that Shi Shi's true identity was a baby in a sealed state, but how could he know!He is also a baby!
"Yes..." The baby replied with a guilty conscience.
"Where's your novice pet?" Li Zheng stared at him, "Show me."
"..." Ling Xiaolu was smiling, and he was already thinking "emergency offline" in his heart.
"Bang!" An air mass popped up around him, and Ling Xiaolu was startled, and the emergency logout was also interrupted.
Ling Long: Don't panic!I am coming!
For the first time in history, Ling Xiaolu thought he was as handsome as a dragon!
"Novice favorite?" Ling Xiaolu blinked innocently, "Is this what Master is talking about?"
He grabbed the little guy transformed by Linglong, which turned out to be an egg with wings and claws.
Moved!Linglong, who is afraid of birds, turned into an egg for him!
"What am I supposed to do, so the novice pet is just an egg..." Ling Xiaolu whispered.
He raised his eyes, met Li Zheng's eyes, shuddered, and hurriedly changed his words: "I didn't mean...it's just a dick, who doesn't have a dick hahaha..."
Li Zheng stared at the dryly laughing Ling Xiaolu inquisitively until he couldn't laugh anymore.
It took a while for Li Zheng to say quietly: "You better have it."
Ling Xiaolu "gulu" swallowed the rest of the word "ha".
Li Zheng flicked his long sleeves, and Yunhu jumped back from his shoulders to his arms.
"Since you don't like it, forget it."
Ling Xiaolu subconsciously grabbed Li Zheng's sleeve: "No! Master, you misunderstood!"
"What?" Li Zheng glanced down, "Regret?"
"..." Ling Xiaolu couldn't tell, "I regret... regret..."
"Continue to talk" is written in Li Zheng's eyes.
"...I didn't help Master repair the yard, and even refused to repair the yard, how dare I take such a precious thing from Master?"
Ling Xiaolu's brows had a tragic and heroic spirit: "I won't fight anymore, I'll go back to repair the yard!"
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