A Race to (Be) The Top

Ji Meng froze: "What do you want to eat?"

"That's it! You know it!" After Ling Xiaolu finished speaking, he licked his upper lip with the tip of his tongue, looking impatient.

Ji Meng was stared at with hunger and thirst, and his mood was complicated.

Ling Xiaolu shook him: "Is it possible, where are you hiding, quickly take it out!"

As he spoke, he touched Ji Meng's waist, but because of his blurred vision, he always missed it.

Ji Meng's expression became more and more indescribable.

Seeing that he was motionless, Ling Xiaolu thought that Ji Meng was going to say nothing again.

"Didn't you promise to give me delicious food? Could it be that you have already been eaten by Lei Lulu?"

Lei Lulu, who was playing not far away, keenly grasped the two words "Lei Lulu" and "eat", and rushed to the door with a "bass", clawed at the door, and poked out a round head.

Ji Meng shuddered and came to his senses: "What are you talking about?"

"That's the one!" Ling Xiaolu gestured his hands in the air, and said with his tongue out, "That day when you were negotiating with my master and Zhenjiu, you took out that very - very fragrant meatball!"

Ji Meng: "..."

Ling Xiaolu decided that Ji Meng didn't want to feed him, so he decided to do it himself.

"If you don't give it to me, I will find it myself."

He fumbled around Ji Meng's waist, but he couldn't open the bag.

Ji Meng got angry when he touched him, and grabbed his wrist: "How can you open it if you touch me!"

Ling Xiaolu suddenly realized: "Oh! Yes, yes, yes!"

He turned his hand and patted his waist. He shared Ji Meng's bag, and Ji Meng's bag was his bag.

"Where is it?" He muttered, seeing that everything was flowery, "Your bag is so messy."

"That's a lot! It's not messy! Forget it, I'll get it for you!"

"No!" Ling Xiaolu became stubborn, "I want to find it myself!"

He reached in and rummaged around, not knowing what he grabbed and came out: "Is it this?"

Ji Meng saw that it was not good: "Don't touch that!"

"That's it! I smell the fragrance!" Ling Xiaolu was very sure.

"Don't move!" Ji Meng went to grab it, Ling Xiaolu stepped back, the small paper bag in his hand was scattered, and the ecstasy inside was flying all over the sky.

"Cough cough cough... tell you not to move!" Ji Meng fanned the yellow powder in front of him, "Lei Lulu! Take it!"

Leilulu disappeared with a "bang".

Lei Lulu put it away, but Ling Xiaolu couldn't put it away, and he took a deep breath intoxicatedly.

"It smells so good, it smells so good."

Particles of ecstasy scrambled to invade his airways, working under the force of the collar.

Ling Xiaolu's cheeks were already flushed from drunkenness, his face was as red as a ripe apple, and his limp body fell towards Ji Meng.

Ji Meng panicked: "You, stop making trouble! What are you doing!"

"Husband~" Ling Xiaolu's voice when he was acting like a spoiled child made one's bones crumble.

How could Ji Meng be able to resist this, especially when Ling Xiaolu rubbed against his body to add fuel to the fire, which directly set him on fire.

"I'm so hot..."

"Calm down!"

Ji Meng frantically restrained the person, not because he, Liu Xiahui, was not in a mess, but because there were strict regulations in the game, as long as the person concerned did not allow it in a sober state, those who "take advantage of others' danger" will get the lightning strike title package service.If Ling Xiaolu continues to behave like this, the Ji Meng will really be gone!

At this time, Ling Xiaolu didn't know what it means to be calm, he raised his arms and legs at Ji Meng, his legs were wrapped around Ji Meng's body like an octopus.He has practiced dancing for many years, his body is soft beyond imagination, and he can handle any tricky postures with ease.This may be a good thing in normal times, but now it is a fatal temptation for Ji Meng.

"Get off the assembly line urgently!" Ji Meng violently shook Ling Xiaolu's shoulder.

"No~" Ling Xiaolu refused, and then said, "I want~"

"You want my life!"

Ji Meng's teeth were itching with hatred, Ling Xiaolu rushed forward again, and Ji Meng released the fixing spell at the very moment.

Ling Xiaolu finally remained still, and Ji Meng heaved a sigh of relief.

He pressed the person to lie down, and Ling Xiaolu's body was loosened a little, and he was able to open his mouth to speak.

"Why can't I move?"

"You are tied up!" Ji Meng said viciously.

"I, I didn't see the rope."

"invisible!"

Ling Xiaolu really believed it: "Oh."

Ji Meng looked at the time, the duration of the ecstasy powder is about 5 minutes, after this period of time, he will be liberated, no matter what, Ling Xiaolu can't be allowed to drink anymore!

Ling Xiaolu couldn't move his body, and his mouth was not honest, muttering nonsense.

Ji Meng couldn't understand most of the content, but occasionally he could be pissed off if he understood a sentence or two.

"Aren't you okay, friend?"

"shut up!"

……

When the effect of the medicine finally passed, Ling Xiaolu finally fell into a deep sleep, and Ji Meng collapsed all over, as if he had fought a tough battle.

In the early morning of the next day, Ling Xiaolu rubbed his eyes and woke up from his sleep.

The environment is very familiar, and the person lying face to face with him is also very familiar, but he can't remember how he came here.

"Are you awake?" The person in front of him asked with a cold face, Ling Xiaolu fell asleep after teasing him, but he was so teased that he woke up most of the night.

Ling Xiaolu scratched his hair: "Am I drunk again?"

"What do you say?"

He covered his head: "It doesn't hurt."

"It's hard to say after going offline." Ji Meng said coolly.

"How did I come back, why don't I have any impression?"

"I also want to know, is your alcohol intake calculated by the drop, how can you drink such a little and be broken?" It's a rare thing in the world.

"I didn't embarrass myself in front of my classmates, did I?"

"That's not true. After I found out that you were drunk, I took you away in advance."

Ling Xiaolu breathed a sigh of relief: "That's good."

Ji Meng got up from the bed: "Are you thirsty? I'll get you water."

Ling Xiaolu was really thirsty, probably because he ate too much dessert the night before, and even the fruit wine he drank was sweet and greasy.

Taking the water glass handed by Ji Meng, he didn't think too much, he raised his head and drank it all in one gulp.

"There is still boiled water in the game."

"Specially prepared for you."

Ling Xiaolu:?

"Your mother told you to drink more hot water."

Ling Xiaolu:? ? ?

"Who?"

"your mom."

Ling Xiaolu's eyes widened, his gaze straightened.

"My mother told me to drink more hot water, how do you know?"

"She told me herself."

"How did she know you?"

"You introduced it to her yourself." Ji Meng was finally able to avenge last night, and appreciate his reaction like watching a good show.

Ling Xiaolu drank water to hide his confusion, only to find that the glass was empty.

He blinked: "How do I introduce you?"

"Mom, this is my boyfriend, handsome or not?" Ji Meng repeated verbatim, "Better than this, you are drunk after all."

Ling Xiaolu: "..."

He couldn't believe that he said it himself.

"Where's my dad? My dad also knows?"

"Uncle and aunt relationship looks good."

Ling Xiaolu covered his face, unable to believe what he did after drinking.

His family is a democratic family. To be precise, the working characteristics of his parents cause them to spend at least two-thirds of their time on the boat every year. Even if they want to strictly discipline Ling Xiaolu, it is beyond their reach, so let him be free and let him grow wildly .

Ling Xiaolu has a very good relationship with his parents, even if they don't meet each other for a long time, he is not unfamiliar, and he will take the initiative to talk to them about anything.

Although he knows that his parents will not dictate his love life, but as a child, he always wants to keep a little space for himself, at least he will not introduce his other half to his parents just after dating, making it seem like he is going to talk about major life events at such a young age.

Ling Xiaolu called up his mobile phone interface in the game, and sure enough, there was a message from his mother.

Mom: drink more hot water.Don't drink too much alcohol, alcohol is promiscuous.

Mom: PS: The child looks good, talk less, and be honest.I know you are under a lot of competition pressure, don't be discouraged, son, come on!

Ling Xiaolu: ...

He wanted to tell his mother that if the relationship is in place, even drinking hot water will cause sex.

Ji Meng guessed that he was most likely looking at the messages from home.

"A text message from Auntie?"

"My mother asked me to drink more hot water, and said that I was under a lot of competition pressure? What does she mean?"

Ji Meng was expressionless: "You said yesterday that millions of people lined up to call my husband, maybe Auntie took it seriously."

Ling Xiaolu: "..."

His tangled eyebrows are pitiful and funny, Ji Meng couldn't help but want to laugh, but he couldn't show his complacency, so he purposely put on a stern face, pretending to be a victim of "I was also tortured by you very badly".

Ling Xiaolu struggled for a while, then lowered his head dumbly: "All right, at least I'm not ashamed to go outside."

It's all from my own family, the big deal is to laugh at him for a few years or ten years, he knows the fuck well, and the stupid things he committed when he was a child are still talked about to this day.

"By the way," Ling Xiaolu looked up at him carefully: "I introduce you to my parents, do you mind?"

Ji Meng gave him a white look: "What do I mind?"

But it would be even better if he could be mentally prepared in advance.

"Originally it was just a matter between two people. It would be very complicated to let the parents know. If there is nothing to worry about, you should always care about it. If you are not together in the future, you will worry about how to explain it."

Ji Meng's face darkened immediately: "What do you mean if we are not together anymore?"

"What if you dump me?"

"How can there be so many contingencies?" Ji Meng choked.

"Just talking."

"You can't talk about it! If you talk nonsense again, I will post your video on the Internet."

Ling Xiaolu wondered again: "What video?"

Ji Meng dragged his holographic screen out silently. He imported the video data into the game last night, so that Ling Xiaolu could appreciate his heroic appearance when he woke up.

Ling Xiaolu was shocked by the video of himself dancing ballet on the street, and even saw a bit of drunkenness in the ballet steps, and almost smoked from his orifices, and ascended to heaven on the spot.

He has always been worried about the fact that he wanted to learn hip-hop, but was sent to ballet dance class by his parents. talent".

Unexpectedly, after being drunk, not only the underpants were lifted, but also ironclad evidence.

"You dare to send it out," Ling Xiaolu threatened him, "If you dare to send it out, I will..."

"What are you?"

Ling Xiaolu was stubborn for a long time, but suddenly softened: "Husband~"

He rushed over to curry favor with Ji Meng: "Delete it, delete it, I will give you a shoulder."

Ji Meng was unmoved on the surface, but secretly refreshed in his heart.

"I call my husband when I need something, and call a friend when I have nothing to do."

"Hey, the whole world calls you husband, it's nothing new, it doesn't show that I have a special status."

"Then what's new?"

Ling Xiaolu stopped beating his shoulders, and thought about it seriously: "My wife!"

Ji Meng was so angry that he pushed him onto the bed.

"What are you doing?" Ling Xiaolu was overjoyed, "Isn't this new? I'm the only person in the world who calls you that, how recognizable is it."

Ji Meng saw that he was in a mess, and held him down to scratch his itch crazily: "Say it again?"

Ling Xiaolu laughed so hard that he couldn't speak a word.

The two quarreled for a long time, stopped panting, and tacitly used the intermission of 30 seconds to adjust their breathing.

Ling Xiaolu calmed down slowly, looked at Ji Meng's face intently, and said very seriously:

"My wife I love you."

He thought he would suffer another severe beating, but Ji Meng who was sitting on him suddenly bent down and exchanged a long and lingering kiss with him.

Ling Xiaolu closed his eyes to cater, and the breaths of the two were intertwined, from calm to enthusiastic.

The temperature of the room surged.

Ling Xiaolu unconsciously opened his eyes while breathing, and realized that there was a red virtual button in the upper right corner that he had never seen before.

His attention was diverted, and he glanced at the direction of the button from time to time while kissing.

He didn't know what it was, curiosity filled his brain.

Ji Meng let go of his swollen lips, and had the tendency to explore further.

Finally, Ling Xiaolu couldn't help it, he quietly stretched out his hand, and pressed the aiming button.

"what!"

There was only a sound of lightning strikes, followed by screams, and the person on him fell off the bed, knelt on the ground, and curled up into a ball.

Ling Xiaolu sat up in fright, and before he could ask Ji Meng what happened, two GMs in game security uniforms appeared in the room out of thin air.

"Hello, did you just call the police?"

"Report, call the police?" Ling Xiaolu was dumbfounded.

"If someone in the game wants to plot against you, an alarm button will automatically appear on the virtual interface. Was it you who pressed the alarm button just now?"

Ling Xiaolu glanced at the bed in embarrassment, Ji Mengfu raised his head on the ground and looked at him with grief and indignation, covering his lower body with his hands.

This look looked funny and pitiful, Ling Xiaolu hurriedly got out of bed to help him, wanting to laugh and feeling distressed at the same time.

"Sorry, I didn't know there was such a considerate function in the game, I just tried to press it."

"Really?" The two dedicated GMs were particularly responsible, "If this player has ever acted indecently on you, we will ban his game account."

"Of course not," Ling Xiaolu quickly denied, and helped Ji Meng who had been struck by lightning from the ground, explaining, "He is my boyfriend."

Ji Meng turned his head vigorously, not wanting the GM to see his face.

Ling Xiaolu smiled apologetically, this move was like deception, Xinshan probably didn't have a few GMs who didn't know who it was.

The two GMs who have been professionally trained to never laugh no matter how funny they encounter hold back their laughter:

"Then don't bother the two players. If you have other needs, please call us at any time."

"Even if your hands are controlled, you can still call the police, just stare at the button and silently read the alarm password three times."

"No need, no need." Ling Xiaolu shook his head repeatedly.

"Have a nice game."

The GMs came and went quickly, and disappeared in an instant.

Ji Meng's pain has not subsided, and he lay down on the bed in a fit of anger, leaving only a shadow of Ling Xiaolu's back.

Ling Xiaolu flattered and apologized behind his back, rubbing his shoulders and back.

"I don't know what that is, I just want to try."

Ji Meng's neck twitched and he ignored people.Just now when teasing Ling Xiaolu, he still pretended to be angry, but now he is really angry!

He finally found out that if he was with this person, he might be a virgin for the rest of his life!

"Am I wrong, is it broken? Show me, or I'll rub it for you, maybe it won't work in the future."

Ji Mengxiong's self-esteem was hit, and he grabbed Ling Xiaolu's outstretched hand to stop him from doing anything.

"Don't make trouble."

Ask Ling Xiaolu to check whether his lower body is injured. Will he still be a human being in the future?

"Then you are not angry?"

Ji Meng didn't let go, and said, "Very angry!"

When any man is excited, his key parts are struck by lightning, can he bear it?The majestic wind has been split!

Ling Xiaolu suppressed a smile: "It just so happened that you did a good job in checking the security of your game, which is worthy of praise."

"Hmph!" Ji Meng was determined not to be moved by his rhetoric.

"Then how can you calm down?" Ling Xiaolu pushed his body dangling, "you say, I promise you."

Ji Meng let him shake.

"friend."

"..."

"husband."

"..."

"Papa Ji."

Seeing Ling Xiaolu screaming more and more outrageous, Ji Meng was silent: "I can say whatever I want?"

"Of course!"

Ji Meng stretched out his hand, pressed Ling Xiaolu's head down, and said a few words into his ear.

"Ah?" Ling Xiaolu looked puzzled after he understood, "Isn't this bad?"

Ji Meng turned back and lay down again: "Forget it."

"Don't." Ling Xiaolu stretched out his hand to pull him again, hesitantly biting his lower lip, "Okay, okay, I promise you."