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Chapter 110 Extra Story 1: Fool
It is said that there is a family in the south of Sijiu City. The man used to pack shredded tobacco for the official. Later, the official twisted his hair and didn't have the heart to smoke again. The man set up a cigarette stand. At the entrance of Tiao's alley, others called him Cigarette Stall Wu.
The daughter-in-law of the cigarette stall Wu is a fool. Once she was guarding the stall for a man, and she actually sat in the pork expensive shop. When someone asked how much the pork was, she said, what kind of cigarettes do you like?
This joke was passed on from word to mouth among the neighbors, partly because of the lack of busy life, and usually because of the good-looking stupid daughter-in-law of the cigarette stall Wu.
how handsomeThe uneducated market hooligans couldn't describe it, but they always blew a few whistles when she passed by.
When I saw her, she was not pretty anymore, she was in her thirties, her hair was half gray, pinned by black clips on her temples, the back of her head was always messed up, and it was stuck on her neck unevenly, saying I accidentally burned my hair while cooking, so I simply gave it two scissors.
She likes to wear a light blue padded jacket, revealing the khaki lining inside, and sometimes even the scarlet sweat towel is half outside. Talking to her, the snot will come down, she pushes the root of the palm, Rub it twice between people, and wipe it twice on the corner of the clothes.
I don't know if it's because of this, but the color of her clothes is always dark and light, and they are more sloppy than the doll she is holding.
The girl she led was only three or four years old, not like her silly aunt, she was clever and clever, her eyes rolled around, and her smile was like a round sugar snowball.
Neighbors like it.
I think, the master always comes to see Ah Qing because he likes this child.
Ah Qing is the stupid daughter-in-law of the cigarette stall Wu, her name is Yi Shuiqing.Yi Shui Qing, Qing Shui Yi, I chewed it over and over again, and found the name very pleasant.
The master often came to see her, sometimes in the sun, sometimes with an umbrella in the rain, but always at the bottom of the wall.
Then he handed me the pork in his hand and asked me to send it up.
Sometimes half a roast chicken.
Only a jug of wine, shaking and shaking in my hand, made many movements of stretching out and retracting, but it was never handed over to me.
I think so too, fools can't drink wine, and they're afraid of going crazy after drinking.
Once, a little girl from the Wu family at a cigarette stall was thrown a mud ball by some bastards, saying that she had a foolish mother. Ah Qing hugged her and kept crying. Then the master came forward, but hesitantly stopped in front of her. She kicked her feet, and took a long time to take the remaining two or three steps. She squatted down, her skirt covered in the mud ball, and called her: "Ah Qing."
For the first time, I knew that Master's voice could be so gentle, like the wine in Xishan shop that she loved most.
Ah Qing looked up at her twitching, and the snot flowed down again.
Those of us who work in Daodou are the least afraid of mess, but I never thought that Master would reach out and stop Ah Qing from wiping her nose, and then carefully wipe the tears off her face with his fingers.
When I first became a teacher, the master asked me to cook on a stool. I was choked by the smoke and burst into tears. The master just threw a gray cloth to me and said, "Be careful, don't fall into the dishes."
I thought that she should be very disgusted with people crying.
I have never seen Master cry, nor did Ah Qing when he died.
Ah Qing was taken away by the newly appointed military master when her daughter was five years old, and she put cigarettes with Wu, saying that she had something to do with the former upright officials.Pork Gui stomped on a kitchen knife, saying that there was nothing to be involved. The cigarette stall Wu couldn't read big characters, and in the past it was just a shredded tobacco.What is this called? The new official took office three fires, and the sparks lit up the cigarette stall Wu.
When sparks from the rich and powerful hit poor people's homes, they easily burned down.
How Ah Qing died, I don't know, Master and I came back from Hebei after touching some gold and learned the news. Master stood in front of Ah Qing's house for three whole days, and on the third day he vomited The blood came, but he laughed again and said, "It's fine to die."
I was afraid that Master would go crazy, so I peeked at her for seven days, but she was as normal as before, but finally opened the pot of wine that hadn't been delivered yet.
Half a month later, the master got the news from nowhere, saying that the little girl of Ah Qing's family had not been taken to the military mansion, as if she had been entrusted to the third uncle who was visiting relatives, and said that she had returned to Guangdong.
You see, silly Ah Qing has some clever instincts even after being a mother.
Master led me away from Sijiu City and headed south all the way, but failed to find the girl. I thought that the girl had no way out, but I saw her in an old tomb in Jinan.
She is still Yuxue's lovely, charming aura, with pouty eyes and a bow tied on her headband.
The master stared at her fixedly, and asked me after a while, "Eleven, is that Ah Yin?"
This is not the first time I saw A Yin, but A Yin thought it was the first time I saw me, and then I found out that she was almost sold to a kiln. I've had pork a few times.
Ayin and I are different girls, but we live and eat together.She taught me to pick impatiens secretly, dyed me bright red Kodan, urged me to wear long hair and braid it, asked me to chop firewood and carry water for her, and even tricked me into giving her the broken money I saved, saying that it was for me. Go to town and buy some nice new clothes.
The skirt of the dress was as short as the calf, the cuffs couldn't cover the wrists, and the shoulder line was tightly shrunk. It was still A Yin's favorite pink.
The master always looked at me and Ayin in a daze, took a sip of wine to look at her, and took another sip of wine to look at me.
Ah Yin also discovered it with conscience. Once on my birthday, she gave me a suet-white jade pendant. I put it in my hand to look at it, and then looked up at her.
She chuckled, and said, don't worry, she didn't dig it out from the field, but bought it from Hu Yuge, a licensed product.
I said thank you and put it on, but I was severely punished by Master because of it.
When I went to the tomb that day, the master was furious when he saw the jade pendant on my waist, and ordered me to take it off immediately. Then he went straight back to the city without even opening the coffin, and punished me to kneel in the courtyard.
I knelt in the yard all night, and A Yin accompanied me, shivering and stuffing some steamed buns.
In the early morning of the second day, Master came to see me. Seeing me and the poor A Yin, he sighed and said, "Go to the grave later, and be clean."
I agreed with an "um", and A Yin's arrogant red-headed rope was in my corner of the eye.
The master left in the winter, and the wine entered his lungs and wounded his body. He was already emaciated and out of shape.
She asked me, do you still remember Ah Qing in Forty-Nine City?She is Ah Yin's mother.
Remember, Wu's silly daughter-in-law at the cigarette stand.
stupid?The master laughed, with blunt dry eyeballs, and said, there is no smarter girl than Ah Qing.
Master told me a story.
She said, Ah Qing is her senior sister, and also my master's most proud student. She can divide the golden points, pinch formulas and recite mantras, and she can understand everything. Talented.
In the business of inverting and touching coffins, girls are rarely accepted. Because of the heavy yin, they are afraid of being haunted by ghosts, so there are only two of them in the teacher's door.She, like Ah Qing, me and Ah Yin, eat and live together, love like sisters.As the name suggests, Aqing people are as cold as jade, they don't like to talk or laugh, they are proper and considerate in everything.It's just that every time I come back from the tomb, I always make a detour to the Xishan shop to get a jug of wine, and secretly pass it to Ah Yin to drink.
Ah Yin is my master, Zhong Yin.
My master is a man, after all it is not very convenient to discipline them, he only occasionally found the smell of alcohol in the quilt, and then asked Ah Yin to fetch thirty loads of water.
Among the thirty loads, only ten loads were uneven. The well water had been sprinkled for less than half, and the remaining twenty loads were neatly arranged. One could tell from a glance that the water bearer had a good hand and a steady posture, and his posture was as straight as a green bamboo.
The master naturally saw it, and everyone in the teacher's school saw it, but no one said anything.
The accident happened in such a small way that it was even more difficult to capture than the expression on Master's face when he narrated it.At first, it was just that Ah Yin had a fever every few days, and then he gradually talked nonsense. After another three or two days, he got up at night and sat in front of the mirror, wearing a bright red veil, babbling and hoisting his voice.
Ah Qing panicked, and went to invite the master, the master looked at it for a while, then felt for Ah Yin's artery, it was useless.
I asked Master what this meant.
The master laughed dryly and said, ghosts haunt marriage.
Only later did she realize that when she went to the tomb a month ago, she touched a few coffins, and the tomb was actually a thousand-year-old tomb.The whole family was buried in one place, and the master, wife, and a son who died young were all confessed to the fire.The old man and his wife fell in love with my master and wanted to pull her into a ghost marriage for the young master, so they left behind the jade pendant she was wearing and made a seal of life and death. In less than 49 days, they will pester her to be a ghost and enter the tomb to get married.
Dark marriage?I glanced at Master.
The master was silent for a while before he spoke, but naturally he failed.
Her senior sister, her amazingly talented senior sister Ah Qing, took out her own soul and three souls, made ghost puppets with what she had learned all her life, sent them to the grave, and exchanged Ah Yin's seal of life and death.
Ah Qing looks like a celestial being, if Ah Qing was exchanged for Ah Yin, the family would naturally be overjoyed.
It's just a puppet technique, it was fooled for a while, and it didn't take long before it leaked. The master and wife were furious, and broke Ah Qing's soul and three souls, which belonged to love, evil, and desire.
And that soul is called Shuangling, which is clever and quick-witted.
The rest of the story, Master did not tell, but I understand.
Without intelligence, she became a silly woman.Without lust, she doesn't remember my master.
Ah Qing has left the teacher's door since the day she made the puppet, others only said that she offended the elder, she was scared out of her wits, even the master sighed with emotion.It was only after my master visited the ancient tomb many years later that he learned the reason.
There was finally something flickering in Master's eyes, faint and glimmering, lonely.
I think, maybe Ah Qing still has some fragmented memories, otherwise why her daughter's name is Ah Yin.
Ah Yin, Ah Yin.It is easy to fall in love, but difficult to hide love, easy to clear water, and difficult to be pure in heart.
I buried my master at the foot of Jiuru Mountain, and then brought Ayin back to Sijiu City.
In Sijiu City, I set up a cigarette stand with Ayin. Ayin packed tobacco very neatly. He often laughed and said that this is not an ancestral handicraft.
The cigarette stand is at the entrance of the alley in Nansanshitiao, next to Pork Gui Tudu stomping a kitchen knife, someone asked me how much a stick of cigarettes cost, I asked him - what kind of cigarettes are you doing.
(End of extra episode)
The daughter-in-law of the cigarette stall Wu is a fool. Once she was guarding the stall for a man, and she actually sat in the pork expensive shop. When someone asked how much the pork was, she said, what kind of cigarettes do you like?
This joke was passed on from word to mouth among the neighbors, partly because of the lack of busy life, and usually because of the good-looking stupid daughter-in-law of the cigarette stall Wu.
how handsomeThe uneducated market hooligans couldn't describe it, but they always blew a few whistles when she passed by.
When I saw her, she was not pretty anymore, she was in her thirties, her hair was half gray, pinned by black clips on her temples, the back of her head was always messed up, and it was stuck on her neck unevenly, saying I accidentally burned my hair while cooking, so I simply gave it two scissors.
She likes to wear a light blue padded jacket, revealing the khaki lining inside, and sometimes even the scarlet sweat towel is half outside. Talking to her, the snot will come down, she pushes the root of the palm, Rub it twice between people, and wipe it twice on the corner of the clothes.
I don't know if it's because of this, but the color of her clothes is always dark and light, and they are more sloppy than the doll she is holding.
The girl she led was only three or four years old, not like her silly aunt, she was clever and clever, her eyes rolled around, and her smile was like a round sugar snowball.
Neighbors like it.
I think, the master always comes to see Ah Qing because he likes this child.
Ah Qing is the stupid daughter-in-law of the cigarette stall Wu, her name is Yi Shuiqing.Yi Shui Qing, Qing Shui Yi, I chewed it over and over again, and found the name very pleasant.
The master often came to see her, sometimes in the sun, sometimes with an umbrella in the rain, but always at the bottom of the wall.
Then he handed me the pork in his hand and asked me to send it up.
Sometimes half a roast chicken.
Only a jug of wine, shaking and shaking in my hand, made many movements of stretching out and retracting, but it was never handed over to me.
I think so too, fools can't drink wine, and they're afraid of going crazy after drinking.
Once, a little girl from the Wu family at a cigarette stall was thrown a mud ball by some bastards, saying that she had a foolish mother. Ah Qing hugged her and kept crying. Then the master came forward, but hesitantly stopped in front of her. She kicked her feet, and took a long time to take the remaining two or three steps. She squatted down, her skirt covered in the mud ball, and called her: "Ah Qing."
For the first time, I knew that Master's voice could be so gentle, like the wine in Xishan shop that she loved most.
Ah Qing looked up at her twitching, and the snot flowed down again.
Those of us who work in Daodou are the least afraid of mess, but I never thought that Master would reach out and stop Ah Qing from wiping her nose, and then carefully wipe the tears off her face with his fingers.
When I first became a teacher, the master asked me to cook on a stool. I was choked by the smoke and burst into tears. The master just threw a gray cloth to me and said, "Be careful, don't fall into the dishes."
I thought that she should be very disgusted with people crying.
I have never seen Master cry, nor did Ah Qing when he died.
Ah Qing was taken away by the newly appointed military master when her daughter was five years old, and she put cigarettes with Wu, saying that she had something to do with the former upright officials.Pork Gui stomped on a kitchen knife, saying that there was nothing to be involved. The cigarette stall Wu couldn't read big characters, and in the past it was just a shredded tobacco.What is this called? The new official took office three fires, and the sparks lit up the cigarette stall Wu.
When sparks from the rich and powerful hit poor people's homes, they easily burned down.
How Ah Qing died, I don't know, Master and I came back from Hebei after touching some gold and learned the news. Master stood in front of Ah Qing's house for three whole days, and on the third day he vomited The blood came, but he laughed again and said, "It's fine to die."
I was afraid that Master would go crazy, so I peeked at her for seven days, but she was as normal as before, but finally opened the pot of wine that hadn't been delivered yet.
Half a month later, the master got the news from nowhere, saying that the little girl of Ah Qing's family had not been taken to the military mansion, as if she had been entrusted to the third uncle who was visiting relatives, and said that she had returned to Guangdong.
You see, silly Ah Qing has some clever instincts even after being a mother.
Master led me away from Sijiu City and headed south all the way, but failed to find the girl. I thought that the girl had no way out, but I saw her in an old tomb in Jinan.
She is still Yuxue's lovely, charming aura, with pouty eyes and a bow tied on her headband.
The master stared at her fixedly, and asked me after a while, "Eleven, is that Ah Yin?"
This is not the first time I saw A Yin, but A Yin thought it was the first time I saw me, and then I found out that she was almost sold to a kiln. I've had pork a few times.
Ayin and I are different girls, but we live and eat together.She taught me to pick impatiens secretly, dyed me bright red Kodan, urged me to wear long hair and braid it, asked me to chop firewood and carry water for her, and even tricked me into giving her the broken money I saved, saying that it was for me. Go to town and buy some nice new clothes.
The skirt of the dress was as short as the calf, the cuffs couldn't cover the wrists, and the shoulder line was tightly shrunk. It was still A Yin's favorite pink.
The master always looked at me and Ayin in a daze, took a sip of wine to look at her, and took another sip of wine to look at me.
Ah Yin also discovered it with conscience. Once on my birthday, she gave me a suet-white jade pendant. I put it in my hand to look at it, and then looked up at her.
She chuckled, and said, don't worry, she didn't dig it out from the field, but bought it from Hu Yuge, a licensed product.
I said thank you and put it on, but I was severely punished by Master because of it.
When I went to the tomb that day, the master was furious when he saw the jade pendant on my waist, and ordered me to take it off immediately. Then he went straight back to the city without even opening the coffin, and punished me to kneel in the courtyard.
I knelt in the yard all night, and A Yin accompanied me, shivering and stuffing some steamed buns.
In the early morning of the second day, Master came to see me. Seeing me and the poor A Yin, he sighed and said, "Go to the grave later, and be clean."
I agreed with an "um", and A Yin's arrogant red-headed rope was in my corner of the eye.
The master left in the winter, and the wine entered his lungs and wounded his body. He was already emaciated and out of shape.
She asked me, do you still remember Ah Qing in Forty-Nine City?She is Ah Yin's mother.
Remember, Wu's silly daughter-in-law at the cigarette stand.
stupid?The master laughed, with blunt dry eyeballs, and said, there is no smarter girl than Ah Qing.
Master told me a story.
She said, Ah Qing is her senior sister, and also my master's most proud student. She can divide the golden points, pinch formulas and recite mantras, and she can understand everything. Talented.
In the business of inverting and touching coffins, girls are rarely accepted. Because of the heavy yin, they are afraid of being haunted by ghosts, so there are only two of them in the teacher's door.She, like Ah Qing, me and Ah Yin, eat and live together, love like sisters.As the name suggests, Aqing people are as cold as jade, they don't like to talk or laugh, they are proper and considerate in everything.It's just that every time I come back from the tomb, I always make a detour to the Xishan shop to get a jug of wine, and secretly pass it to Ah Yin to drink.
Ah Yin is my master, Zhong Yin.
My master is a man, after all it is not very convenient to discipline them, he only occasionally found the smell of alcohol in the quilt, and then asked Ah Yin to fetch thirty loads of water.
Among the thirty loads, only ten loads were uneven. The well water had been sprinkled for less than half, and the remaining twenty loads were neatly arranged. One could tell from a glance that the water bearer had a good hand and a steady posture, and his posture was as straight as a green bamboo.
The master naturally saw it, and everyone in the teacher's school saw it, but no one said anything.
The accident happened in such a small way that it was even more difficult to capture than the expression on Master's face when he narrated it.At first, it was just that Ah Yin had a fever every few days, and then he gradually talked nonsense. After another three or two days, he got up at night and sat in front of the mirror, wearing a bright red veil, babbling and hoisting his voice.
Ah Qing panicked, and went to invite the master, the master looked at it for a while, then felt for Ah Yin's artery, it was useless.
I asked Master what this meant.
The master laughed dryly and said, ghosts haunt marriage.
Only later did she realize that when she went to the tomb a month ago, she touched a few coffins, and the tomb was actually a thousand-year-old tomb.The whole family was buried in one place, and the master, wife, and a son who died young were all confessed to the fire.The old man and his wife fell in love with my master and wanted to pull her into a ghost marriage for the young master, so they left behind the jade pendant she was wearing and made a seal of life and death. In less than 49 days, they will pester her to be a ghost and enter the tomb to get married.
Dark marriage?I glanced at Master.
The master was silent for a while before he spoke, but naturally he failed.
Her senior sister, her amazingly talented senior sister Ah Qing, took out her own soul and three souls, made ghost puppets with what she had learned all her life, sent them to the grave, and exchanged Ah Yin's seal of life and death.
Ah Qing looks like a celestial being, if Ah Qing was exchanged for Ah Yin, the family would naturally be overjoyed.
It's just a puppet technique, it was fooled for a while, and it didn't take long before it leaked. The master and wife were furious, and broke Ah Qing's soul and three souls, which belonged to love, evil, and desire.
And that soul is called Shuangling, which is clever and quick-witted.
The rest of the story, Master did not tell, but I understand.
Without intelligence, she became a silly woman.Without lust, she doesn't remember my master.
Ah Qing has left the teacher's door since the day she made the puppet, others only said that she offended the elder, she was scared out of her wits, even the master sighed with emotion.It was only after my master visited the ancient tomb many years later that he learned the reason.
There was finally something flickering in Master's eyes, faint and glimmering, lonely.
I think, maybe Ah Qing still has some fragmented memories, otherwise why her daughter's name is Ah Yin.
Ah Yin, Ah Yin.It is easy to fall in love, but difficult to hide love, easy to clear water, and difficult to be pure in heart.
I buried my master at the foot of Jiuru Mountain, and then brought Ayin back to Sijiu City.
In Sijiu City, I set up a cigarette stand with Ayin. Ayin packed tobacco very neatly. He often laughed and said that this is not an ancestral handicraft.
The cigarette stand is at the entrance of the alley in Nansanshitiao, next to Pork Gui Tudu stomping a kitchen knife, someone asked me how much a stick of cigarettes cost, I asked him - what kind of cigarettes are you doing.
(End of extra episode)
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