I'm stealing the male god's cat every day

"Are you still drawing tonight?"

want.

As soon as Xia Fengqiao finished speaking, Ruan Ming answered in his heart almost immediately.

He still has a manuscript to draw, and he left in such a hurry just now, it seems that he even forgot to turn off the computer.

but……

Ruan Ming paused while washing the dishes, he thought for a while, and secretly lied: "I painted all day during the day, but I stopped painting at night."

So please persuade me to stay!

Ruan Ming turned to look at Xia Fengqiao expectantly, and then said: "But I still have work to do."

"what……"

Ruan Ming's expression of anticipation just now collapsed in an instant.

Xia Fengqiao paused slightly, and when he spoke again, there was a bit of a smile in his voice.

"If you're okay, would you like to stay with me?"

This was the first time Ruan Ming walked into Xia Fengqiao's bedroom. It was still decorated in a simple style. There was a desk on the innermost side by the window, and the documents on it were neatly stacked.

Xia Fengqiao sat at the desk, seriously processing documents in front of the computer.

Ruan Ming was sitting on the bed, accompanying him with the kitten.

The sound of fingers tapping on the keyboard resounded in the air, and the monotonous and regular sound made people drowsy.

Time passed by one minute and one second, and suddenly the mobile phone on the table rang twice.

The monotonous keyboard sound stopped for a few seconds, Xia Fengqiao turned his head and glanced at the caller ID, and could not help but glance at the bed from the corner of his eyes.

The person who was sitting on the bed writing and drawing just now has fallen asleep on the pillow.

Simple and harmless, there is no defense at all.

Xia Fengqiao raised his hand to pick up the phone, turned around and walked into the balcony.

The winter wind blew away the voice of the speech, leaving only a little bit, echoing in the silent night.

"Dean?"

"You need to book hotels and air tickets for this business trip, and the college needs your ID number."

"Okay, I'll post it later."

"..."

The shadow of Xia Fengqiao was stretched slender by the lamp, and the quiet and steady voice floated in the air

"Well, it's still being revised. The wetland ecosystem..."

When Xia Fengqiao came back from the phone call, Ruan Ming hadn't been woken up yet.

He curled up into a small ball and slept very peacefully.The little white cat was nestled by his hand, and was also soundly asleep.

Xia Fengqiao's eyes couldn't help but soften a lot.

He took out a blanket from the cabinet and gently covered Ruan Ming's body.

After taking a closer look, Xia Fengqiao discovered that there was a piece of paper under Ruan Ming's hand, which was densely written on it.

There are four big characters written on the top: [Tomorrow's recipe]

Xia Fengqiao carefully moved Ruan Ming's hand away, and the whole picture of the piece of paper was finally displayed in front of his eyes.

Fish-flavored pork-shredded, dry pot shrimp, braised tofu, cola chicken wings...

The entire sheet of paper is full of dish names, and the corresponding ingredients and simple cooking instructions are written behind each dish name.

Ruan Ming seemed to have made a classification for these dishes.

After the more difficult ones, draw a sad q-version villain, and the simpler one is the star-eyed villain. The last line on this page is: tomato eggs.

It is probably the only dish that Ruan Ming knows how to cook.

Xia Fengqiao couldn't help laughing when he looked at the fist-clenching figure above who was determined to win.

His little boyfriend said he wanted to spoil him, but he really didn't just say it.

It's just finished eating, and the preparations have already begun.

I don't know if this chuckle disturbed Ruan Ming, his eyeballs rolled twice anxiously.

The next second, Ruan Ming sat up with his eyes blindfolded. He touched the soft blanket on his body and looked up at Xia Fengqiao: "Are you done?"

"Not yet." Xia Fengqiao put down the paper calmly: "The manuscript for next week's meeting has not been finished yet."

Ruan Ming stared blankly at the paper in Xia Fengqiao's hand, and his ears couldn't help turning red.

He quickly folded the paper into small squares and stuffed them into his pocket.

"I have done my homework, and I will definitely not fail tomorrow!"

Xia Fengqiao hooked his lips, he couldn't hold back, and slapped Ruan Ming on the top of the head.

"I haven't started doing it yet, so don't set the flag so early."

Ruan Ming shuddered and reacted instantly.

He covered his mouth: "I didn't say anything just now!"

Xia Fengqiao was amused by him again: "Okay, if you're so sleepy, go take a bath first and go to bed early."

Hearing this, Ruan Ming couldn't help but yawned for a long time, but the yawn was only halfway through when he suddenly stopped.

Xia Fengqiao didn't say let him go back!

Is it possible to sleep here tonight? !

The small calculation in Ruan Ming's heart was crackling, and he raised his head cautiously: "But I didn't bring underwear today."

Xia Fengqiao raised his eyebrows slightly: "The one that was replaced yesterday has been washed, so it should be dry by now."

Ruan Ming was dumbfounded: "When did you wash it?"

"last night."

"!!"

"After taking a shower, we took a shower together."

Ruan Ming felt his heart tremble: "...Did you wash it by hand?"

Xia Fengqiao pursed his lips slightly, a smile flashed across his eyes: "Yes."

Ruan Ming only felt a bang in his head, and his face turned red instantly.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

Xia Fengqiao washed his underwear!

What a shame!Why did he forget about it after taking a shower yesterday!

Ruan Ming felt like he was going crazy.

Facing his boyfriend's playful eyes, Ruan Ming jumped off the bed without looking back.

"I... I'm going to take a shower!"

He trotted all the way and tiptoed to take off his underwear on the clothes rail on the balcony.

Besides his own, there is also Xia Fengqiao's...

Ruan Ming quickly grabbed the small piece of cloth in his hands, turned around and picked up the pajamas on the bed, ready to go out.

But at this moment, he remembered something again.

Xia Fengqiao just watched Ruan Ming shyly running back and forth in front of him the whole time.

Seeing Ruan Ming's figure disappearing at the door, just as he was about to turn his head and continue working, a small head poked out from the door of the room.

Ruan Ming poked out a pair of round eyes and looked over expectantly: "Can I still choose a room tonight?"

Xia Fengqiao smiled: "Of course."

Ruan Ming smiled into a crescent: "Then I want to sleep in this room."

After taking a bath, Ruan Ming was still wearing Xia Fengqiao's pajamas that were two sizes too big.

He flew onto the bed and quickly rolled into the thick quilt.

I didn't feel it when I slept in the guest room yesterday, but now as long as I lie on this bed, I feel that my nose is full of Xia Fengqiao's smell.

what!So happy!

He actually slept on Xia Fengqiao's bed!

Not long after Ruan Ming fell asleep, the milk tea quickly got into bed following the temperature.

The dim yellow light from the lamp on the table cast a thin layer of light on Xia Fengqiao's back.

Lying on the bed made it easier to get sleepy, and Ruan Ming started to fight his eyelids again after staying there for a while.

After Xia Fengqiao finally finished his work, when he turned around, he saw Ruan Ming half leaning on the pillow.

As soon as he approached, Ruan Ming opened his eyes as if feeling something.

The young man on the bed was in a drowsy sleep, but still insisted on looking at him with half-closed eyes.

He could vaguely see his mouth opening and closing, as if he was muttering something.

Xia Fengqiao leaned closer to his mouth, only to hear a soft voice drifting past his ears.

"are you still busy?"

"Remember to go to bed early..."

Xia Fengqiao's heart was warm, he lowered his head and kissed Ruan Ming's forehead, and helped him adjust the direction of the pillow so that he could sleep more comfortably.

The outside of the quilt moved slightly, and the little cat didn't know if it was too hot, so it stretched its two pink and tender paws out of the quilt again.

After breakfast the next day, Ruan Ming went out with Xia Fengqiao.

Seeing that Xia Fengqiao was about to go to work, Ruan Ming pushed him to go to school first.

"Don't worry, I have prepared the list of ingredients, and I will never make a mistake."

"you sure?"

Xia Fengqiao looked suspiciously in his eyes.

It's not that he doesn't trust Ruan Ming, it's just that... the little otaku looks like he hasn't cooked before, and he probably hasn't been in a vegetable market in his life.

Can he really buy vegetables smoothly?

Ruan Ming raised his chin unconvinced: "Don't look down on people, if I don't know you, you can ask someone for help."

"..." The corner of Xia Fengqiao's mouth involuntarily twitched: "Then if you come across a dish you don't know, remember to send me a message and ask."

"I know, I know."

Ruan Ming simply waved at him.

Seeing more and more students coming to class, Xia Fengqiao no longer persisted, turned and walked into the school gate.

Watching his boyfriend's back disappear behind the gate, Ruan Ming turned and walked towards the vegetable market.

The vegetable market is not far from the snack street, and it can be regarded as one of the most trafficked markets in this area.

Before Ruan Ming entered the vegetable market, he was full of ambition.But when he entered the vegetable market, Ruan Ming felt dumbfounded.

There are all kinds of dishes, but... why are they different from what he imagined.

What do leeks look like?Why does it look similar to onions?What is the difference between Chinese cabbage and Chinese cabbage?How come there are several kinds of tofu?What kind of tofu should he use for braised...

Ruan Ming wandered back and forth in front of several stalls for several times, but he didn't buy a few dishes for a long time.

The people who come to buy vegetables at this time on weekdays are basically older old men and women, and most of these people are still using dialects.

Ruan Ming didn't understand.

It's over, overturned.

Looking at the dishes in front of the booth, Ruan Ming took out his mobile phone.

Just as he was debating whether to send a message to Xia Fengqiao for help, someone suddenly patted him on the shoulder.

"Hey, what are you going to buy? I can see that you have walked around here several times."

Ruan Ming turned his head and found a boy wearing a peaked cap standing in front of him.He has a pair of slanted eyebrows that fly into the temples and a pair of slightly raised peach blossom eyes. He looks at most about the same age as Ruan Ming.

Ruan Ming's reaction to social fear took effect almost instantly, and he became inexplicably nervous.

The boy looked at the note in his hand, and without saying anything, he took out the note and glanced at it.

"and many more!"

Before Ruan Ming could stop it, the note full of words returned to him again.

"Isn't it just to buy a few dishes? I'll help you."

Ruan Ming stared dumbfounded at the boy's bargaining in front of the stall owner, and after a while, he put a large bag of vegetables into Ruan Ming's hands.

Ruan Ming bowed his head and counted the dishes, which were exactly the same as the dishes he had circled on the paper.

"Thank you..." Ruan Ming breathed a sigh of relief, "Let me treat you to milk tea."

"Hey, thank you, you should also be a student of XX University, right? Are you planning to steal electrical appliances to cook in the dormitory?"

"No." Ruan Ming froze for a moment, then waved his hands quickly.

"Oh, that means renting a house outside by yourself?"

While holding a plastic bag of vegetables, the boy turned his head and chatted with Ruan Ming, looking very familiar.

Ruan Ming nodded.

Soon, the boy turned his head with the almost identical dish in Ruan Ming's hand.

"You are..."

The species are exactly the same?This can't be a coincidence.

As if seeing the doubt in Ruan Ming's eyes, the boy explained: "Tsk, there's no way. I live with my boyfriend, and that guy doesn't need a professional nanny. He insists on making me learn to cook. It's so annoying."

The boy's expression was extremely calm, as if the words "boyfriend" came out of his mouth without any burden.

Ruan Ming was a little confused.

In the next second, he saw the boy stretch out his hand towards him.

"By the way, I think you did a good job with your homework. Let's add a friend, can you send me a copy of the recipe too?"

I went out to buy a dish, and when I came back, there was an extra friend in my WeChat list for no reason.

Ruan Ming put all the things into the refrigerator. Cooking is a big project.He planned to finish the manuscript as soon as possible while it was still early, so that he could spare time to study and cook in the afternoon.

The sun gradually moved from east to west, and Ruan Ming finally finished the last line draft of the day.

After packing and sending the finished manuscript to Xiao Xiao, Ruan Ming finally stood up from his seat.

He picked up the sleeping kitten on his lap and kissed it: Let's go, let's cook. "

The ipad with the recipe already downloaded was placed on the counter, and Ruan Ming added water to the pot, preparing to blanch the meat according to the recipe.

Just when he was about to start, the phone suddenly turned on.

Ruan Ming opened WeChat, only to find that the boy he just met this morning sent him a picture.

When the boy applied for a friend, he noted his name, and now it was right above the dialog box—Dan Ting.

Ruan Ming clicked on the picture.

The food on the plate was pitch black, with no visible shape at all, and it was a solid dish of darkness.

Ruan Ming was stunned for a long time,

【What... are you doing? 】

[Can't you see it?Twice-cooked pork slices, I obviously followed the tutorial you sent.Why is this the effect? 】

! ! !Ruan Ming was dumbfounded.

According to the tutorial he posted? !He doesn't even dare to do it, okay? !

Ruan Ming tremblingly glanced at the example picture on the recipe on the ipad, and typed tremblingly.

[Have you tried it? 】

【Well, it's so bitter and salty, I vomited. 】

[Then what are you going to do?Do you want to try again? 】

Ruan Ming waited for 2 minutes, and another message came from the other side.

[I don't know if I turned the fire too high and the pot broke.I can't even try it now, anyway, it's just the result, if he doesn't want to eat it, he can just go out and eat something else, which saves trouble. 】

Looking at the message on the phone, Ruan Ming swallowed silently.

Lie-trough.

Today is also the first time he learns to cook, so it must be the same effect.

If I had known that the flag should not have been set so early yesterday, I should have tried it at noon.

Xia Fengqiao also said that he would be his guinea pig. If the effect he made was the same as that of Dan Ting, then Xia Fengqiao would not go directly to the hospital.

With a nervous mood, Ruan Ming took a deep breath, and the first experiment of cooking began!

Following the recipe on the ipad, he carefully put a whole piece of pork belly into the pot, and then added a few pieces of ginger.

Wait for the pork belly to turn white, then pick it up and slice it.

……

"Milk tea, stop making trouble! Didn't I just give you snacks?"

Seeing the newly cut piece of meat being taken into the mouth by the kitten, Ruan Ming became angry.

Not to mention how difficult it is to cut this meat, every time he cuts a piece, this little cat is staring at it.

"You, you, you... I didn't starve you either."

Ruan Ming covered the half-cut meat with a lid, washed his hands quickly, and picked up the milk tea that had been making trouble.

"If you do this again, I will send you back!"

Milk tea scratched her little paw, and licked her mouth involuntarily, without any intention of introspection.

Ruan Ming: "..."

Repeatedly taught!Then don't blame me for being ruthless!

Holding the milk tea in his arms, Ruan Ming resolutely opened the door.

The window in the corridor opened a crack, and Ruan Ming just pushed the disobedient kitten back along the crack.

The window slammed shut with a bang.

Milk Tea finally realized the seriousness of the problem. It tried to continue jumping on the windowsill, meowing pitifully while jumping, trying to arouse human sympathy.

It's a pity that Ruan Ming's mind is all about cooking at the moment, and he ordered some on the shadow of milk tea through the glass.

"Stay at home obediently and reflect on yourself. If you behave well, I'll come back to open the can for you at night, you know?"

Seeing that it was useless to pretend to be cute and pitiful, the little cat inside meowed aggrievedly, and obediently got down.

Without the interruption of the cat, Ruan Ming's cooking career finally started to get on the right track.

But soon he discovered a new problem.

It's one thing to read a recipe, but another thing to wait until you start making it yourself.

[Put the chopped pork belly and ginger and garlic into the pan and stir-fry until the oil comes out. 】

[When the pork belly is slightly curled and the fat is almost fried, add soy sauce and a spoonful of Pixian bean paste. 】

Ruan Ming turned on the gas, and hurriedly threw all the cut ingredients into the pot.

Soon the grease slowly precipitated, and the whole room was filled with fragrance.

Looking at the gradually curly meat in the pot, Ruan Ming stirred it a little worriedly: "It should be fine, right?"

Put bean paste, red and green peppers, and garlic sprouts...

After a busy meal, Ruan Ming's twice-cooked pork finally came out of the pot.

It's...it's not as scary as Shan Ting's, but the appearance is really bad, and the color is too dark...

Could it be that he gave too much Doubanjiang just now?

Ruan Ming nervously picked up the chopsticks, took a small piece and put it in his mouth.

"Hiss..." Ruan Ming just chewed it twice, his whole face wrinkled.

It’s not mushy, but it’s really salty!

Looking at a large plate of freshly baked twice-cooked pork, Ruan Ming wanted to cry but had no tears.

Is it too late for him to soak this in water now to get rid of the saltiness?

qaq Cooking is so difficult.

Time passed minute by minute, and in an office not far away, Xia Fengqiao was packing up his things and getting ready to leave work.

"It's not time to get off work yet, Teacher Xia is so early today?"

As soon as Xia Fengqiao went out with his things, he ran into a teacher from the same college. He nodded slightly and greeted him: "Well, I have something to do today, so I'll get off work early."

The teacher nodded and didn't ask any more questions.

Xia Fengqiao, a teacher who never leaves early or is late, suddenly asks to leave work early, there must be a reason for that!

Besides, university teachers don’t need to clock in when they go to and from get off work, and their working hours are relatively free. It’s normal for them to leave work early occasionally.

But no one knows.

The serious teacher Xia actually went back to catch the rape.

Today he will bring an end to Ruan Ming's cat stroking incident that he has been hiding for several months!

The author has something to say: I ended up squatting lonely, cough