I have a special cat picking skill
Chapter 9
When Meng Jiu returned home after the exam, he hesitated again and again not to tell Father Meng the truth—otherwise, he would be the one who was chased half the street with a broom.
He took out his phone, opened WeChat, found the source of his troubles, and pressed a few buttons: [It's all your fault, I don't know how to face my dad anymore. 】
Before he could put his phone back into his pocket, Yuanquan sent him a message back: [Then think about my boyfriend again, do you think it's even more difficult to face your father-in-law? 】
Meng Jiu was annoyed by him and laughed: [You're quite proud, aren't you^_^]
Jiang Lin replied again in seconds: [The point is not the father-in-law? 】
Meng Jiu: […] Damn, he lost again.
But...it doesn't feel bad either.
Yes, ever since he opened his mouth that day, Meng Jiu has not been hypocritical anymore. Even though he was still immersed in the painful blow of knowing his life experience, he still did not let go of Jiang Lin who had already been brought to his mouth, and bit him tightly established a relationship with myself.
So senior Jiang Lin officially became his boyfriend (/ω\)......
However, Jiang Lin was much more aggressive than him, and immediately came out with his family after returning home.So after being besieged for a few days, his family strongly urged him to take the "little goblin" back for everyone to see.
Therefore, "Little Fairy" Meng Jiu now has two major problems, namely, how to get back alive from a group of metaphysics masters who have been hostile to Jiang Lin as a "Little Fairy" since he was born, and how to survive the "Little Fairy". He was beaten to death for coming out in front of his parents.
Meow, it's Chinese New Year, why did you let him go through such a cruel and terrifying thing QAQ...
Oh, by the way, speaking of Chinese New Year, Meng Jiu found helplessly that the next time he would wear a cat would be from New Year's Eve to New Year's Day.
Others are collecting New Year's money during the New Year's Eve, but he wanders the streets without enough food and clothing, and his life may be in danger at any time (╥﹏╥)...
The most important thing is that he can't count on his family when he goes home. His father can't even worry about himself, and his mother has to worry about his father. He is the most redundant.
Although Jiang Lin is also from this city, it looks like he still lives in the suburbs, probably not far from his home, but he can't expect people to come and rescue him on the first day of the Lunar New Year without accompanying his family...
However, for his concerns, Jiang Lin said: [It’s okay, I can bring you back as a cat, rounding it up means that you will go home with me this year for the New Year. 】
Although Meng Jiu felt that his boyfriend was quite capable, he had to say that he liked this kind of thing very much. This not only warmed his heart, but also reassured him a lot.
But he suddenly had a plan: 【Well... why don't you come to my house to celebrate the New Year this year.Anyway, my dad will also become a cat by then, if you threaten him to tear up the cat if he doesn’t let me be with you, and tear it up once a month in the future, maybe he will compromise. 】
Jiang Lin: 【... Dear, do you want me to leave an impression of brutality, violence and lack of love in front of my father-in-law? 】
Meng Jiu: [Well...that's right...then you're like this, you just hug me and ask him if he agrees, if you agree, just yell, if you don't object, don't yell, my dad will definitely not be able to react for a while at this age. 】
Jiang Lin: 【... Then my father-in-law will think I'm cunning, and think that I tricked you away... Tsk, this impression doesn't seem to be much better. 】
Meng Jiu: [Isn't it? 】
As soon as this sentence was sent out, Meng’s father came out of a spare room downstairs: “Xiao Jiu! This year, Dad bought a cat New Year gift package and bought a bunch of things for cats! You can go home Come to dad to play together! Let's have a good New Year together!"
Meng Jiu looked at the wide open door, the cat climbing frame inside was almost reaching the ceiling, and there were all kinds of toys and food on the floor.
At this moment, he didn't doubt at all that their family had cat demon blood.
"Dad, I might not go home this year." Meng Jiu thought for a while, if Jiang Lin came to their house to see the cat supplies in this room, not only would his father lose face, but he would also feel very embarrassed.
Father Meng was stunned: "Where are you going if you don't go home? It's Chinese New Year, how can there be a better home outside! Let me tell you, as a cat, just eat and sleep obediently, don't think about it." Take this opportunity to be unrestrained and love freedom!"
"no……"
Meng Jiu didn't know how to explain it to his father, and was a little unhappy that his father called him "a cat", so he simply stopped talking to him.
Anyway, I don't know what will happen at that time. Jiang Lin will definitely find him. Maybe his father, who is also a cat, will find time to find him and bring him back.
Meng's father was still refusing to let him go, so Meng Jiu could only respond hastily, and then took out his mobile phone. Jiang Lin had already replied several messages:
【Obviously you were the one who fell in love with me first, how can you say that I tricked you away. 】
【At most, you are overwhelmed by my charm. 】
[Okay, let’s not talk about this, let’s come to my house to celebrate the New Year.Don't worry, they won't do anything to you if I'm here, it's impossible to really do something to a cat that is powerless. 】
Meng Jiu immediately replied after seeing it: [Well... I thought about it and I think it's better to go to your place... You have to prepare all the food and supplies for me first. 】
Jiang Lin quickly replied: [Don't worry, the cat climbing frame can reach the ceiling, and you have everything you need for food, clothing, and entertainment. I guarantee you will get back the nature in your blood (⊙v⊙)]
Meng Jiu: […] He has a bad feeling.
【Didn't you also buy a cat New Year gift package...】
【how do you know?Wait... also?Your family also bought it?Father-in-law's masterpiece? 】
[bingo, surprises are not surprises, surprises are not surprises^_^]
【...I said why did you change your mind so quickly, afraid of losing face in front of me?The pile of face you lost in front of me is already taller than a cat climbing frame. 】
【... If you continue like this, you will lose my [smile]】
[Don't worry, I have special cat-picking skills, and I can pick you up again at any time. 】
Meng Jiu put down the phone, thinking that Jiang Lin might not only know some unknown cat-picking skills, but probably also some special cat-teasing skills, otherwise, every time he wanted to be angry but couldn't get angry, and he still felt angry. Like being scratched by a cat.
There are not many Meng family members, and after the holidays for all the servants, there are only Meng Jiu, Meng's father and mother, and an elderly grandmother left in the family.It has been two years since Grandpa Meng passed away, and Mother Meng's relatives live far away, and they usually don't go to pay New Year's greetings until after the second year of junior high school.
So on the night of New Year's Eve, only the four of them had New Year's Eve dinner together in the Meng family.
Because of the special circumstances of Meng Jiu and Meng's father, they packed up and went back to the house and lay on the bed.Every bedroom in the Meng family has a wall-mounted LCD TV facing the bed, so Meng Jiu watched the Spring Festival Gala while grabbing red envelopes in the group with her mobile phone.
Although, as a rich man, he doesn't care about the tens of dollars, but it's mainly for fun. Every time he will grab it with everyone, and finally add fifty to the amount he grabbed and send it out.
The countdown had already started on the TV, and Meng Jiu hurriedly handed out the red envelopes, and said Happy New Year to Jiang Lin, and then she lay down on the bed and waited.
When she was conscious again, Meng Jiu only had one mmp in her mind that she had to say.
He was not blind, deaf or even cold or hungry this time, but there were two young men smiling maliciously in front of him.They held a rope in one hand and a lighter in the other, and they were approaching him step by step.
Meng Jiu suddenly felt a sense of crisis, subconsciously backed away, and looked around at the same time, only to find that he was in a closed room, and he was not the only cat in this room, and most of them were so dirty that they didn't look like domestic cats. pet cat.
Suddenly the door opened from the outside, and four or five people walked in. Everyone had sharp weapons or unfriendly props in their hands, and several people still had cameras hanging around their necks.
These people include men and women, the older one is nearly 40 years old, and the younger one looks underage.
"Xiaoyue, have you already chosen this one?" A man who came in later said to the boy holding the rope, "Well, yes, white cats are easier to dye red, which is more suitable for the theme of the New Year!"
"But you have to give it a bath first, otherwise the red will not be pure. The young man is not afraid of trouble." A woman behind the man interjected.
"Hmph, isn't washing it in cold water part of the abuse?" The young man named Xiao Yue shot back at the woman contemptuously, "You're quite old, but you don't know enough."
"You..." The woman was a little flustered by his anger, but calmed down quickly.
She walked up to the group of cats, bowed down and grabbed a gray-and-black striped cat, and said to the cat viciously: "If you want to blame him, blame him for catching you here and making me angry, otherwise I won't I want to strangle you right now."
"Tch," the young man next to Xiaoyue snorted, "It's really hard for you to strangle such an unartistic method."
"You..." The woman became even more angry, and the cat under her hand screamed in pain, and began to struggle non-stop, but the strength didn't seem to be enough, so it didn't help.
Hearing this, Meng Jiu didn't understand anything, he met a cat abuse organization!
He had heard of this kind of organization before, saying that a group of perverts would adopt or pick up stray cats home, and then gather together to hold cat abuse activities during festivals.
When he saw it before, he thought it was really cruel, but the country has no laws or provisions to restrict this, so even if the public opinion is very strong, there are still many such abnormalities.
But what he didn't expect was that the community where his home was located was a suburb where rich people lived, and the house was big and bright, which was not something ordinary people could afford, so it turned out that among the rich people near his home there were This pervert exists?
Moreover, the age span of this group of people is so large, especially the two children in front of him. It seems that this is not the first time they have done this kind of thing. !
However, Meng Jiu, who is only a cat at this time, can't stop these perverts no matter how righteously indignant he is. On the contrary, he has to find a way to save himself.
The cats behind him were all lying on the ground, and their meows were very weak. If there were no accidents, this group of people should have given them medicine in advance.
The cat possessed by Meng Jiu should have also been drugged, but because Meng Jiu's soul has cat demon cultivation, the situation is not as serious as other cats at this time.
But there was no window in this room, and the only door was behind those perverts, so it was very difficult for him to escape.
Moreover, he didn't know anything about the situation outside the house. Even if he ran out, he might be caught back, and what awaited him at that time might be even more cruel abuse.
Meng Jiu's heart sank, the others had already picked out the cat, and the carnival of this group was about to begin.
Xiaoyue had already cornered him, and Meng Jiu was afraid that the other party would drug him again if he behaved strangely, so he also pretended that he couldn't resist.
The shrill cat meows began to be heard next to his ears, and Meng Jiu was furious, but the mud bodhisattva could not save himself when crossing the river. Xiao Yue had already tied the rope around his limbs, then tightened it suddenly, and carried him upside down stand up.
"Meow!!" Pain pain pain pain! ! ! !
Meng Jiu had never experienced this kind of pain in his life, let alone being tied upside down like a lamb waiting to be slaughtered. The unbearable pain and shame made him burst into tears.
"You can do whatever you want, I'll go outside and wash the cat first." Xiao Yue explained to the others in the room, and then carried Meng Jiu to the door.
It was only then that Meng Jiu remembered that Xiao Yue had just said that she would give him a cold shower to abuse him.
Meow, he never took a cold shower when he was a human being! !
Meng Jiu was very desperate in his heart, he knew better that this was just the beginning, any of the props they brought was enough for them, how could these people be so bad-hearted! !
At this moment, he could only shout wildly in his heart, summoning the senior!Call male ticket!Summon the master of metaphysics!Meowing Jiang Lin, if you don’t come, there will be no goblins in your life, I tell you (>﹏<)! ! !
He took out his phone, opened WeChat, found the source of his troubles, and pressed a few buttons: [It's all your fault, I don't know how to face my dad anymore. 】
Before he could put his phone back into his pocket, Yuanquan sent him a message back: [Then think about my boyfriend again, do you think it's even more difficult to face your father-in-law? 】
Meng Jiu was annoyed by him and laughed: [You're quite proud, aren't you^_^]
Jiang Lin replied again in seconds: [The point is not the father-in-law? 】
Meng Jiu: […] Damn, he lost again.
But...it doesn't feel bad either.
Yes, ever since he opened his mouth that day, Meng Jiu has not been hypocritical anymore. Even though he was still immersed in the painful blow of knowing his life experience, he still did not let go of Jiang Lin who had already been brought to his mouth, and bit him tightly established a relationship with myself.
So senior Jiang Lin officially became his boyfriend (/ω\)......
However, Jiang Lin was much more aggressive than him, and immediately came out with his family after returning home.So after being besieged for a few days, his family strongly urged him to take the "little goblin" back for everyone to see.
Therefore, "Little Fairy" Meng Jiu now has two major problems, namely, how to get back alive from a group of metaphysics masters who have been hostile to Jiang Lin as a "Little Fairy" since he was born, and how to survive the "Little Fairy". He was beaten to death for coming out in front of his parents.
Meow, it's Chinese New Year, why did you let him go through such a cruel and terrifying thing QAQ...
Oh, by the way, speaking of Chinese New Year, Meng Jiu found helplessly that the next time he would wear a cat would be from New Year's Eve to New Year's Day.
Others are collecting New Year's money during the New Year's Eve, but he wanders the streets without enough food and clothing, and his life may be in danger at any time (╥﹏╥)...
The most important thing is that he can't count on his family when he goes home. His father can't even worry about himself, and his mother has to worry about his father. He is the most redundant.
Although Jiang Lin is also from this city, it looks like he still lives in the suburbs, probably not far from his home, but he can't expect people to come and rescue him on the first day of the Lunar New Year without accompanying his family...
However, for his concerns, Jiang Lin said: [It’s okay, I can bring you back as a cat, rounding it up means that you will go home with me this year for the New Year. 】
Although Meng Jiu felt that his boyfriend was quite capable, he had to say that he liked this kind of thing very much. This not only warmed his heart, but also reassured him a lot.
But he suddenly had a plan: 【Well... why don't you come to my house to celebrate the New Year this year.Anyway, my dad will also become a cat by then, if you threaten him to tear up the cat if he doesn’t let me be with you, and tear it up once a month in the future, maybe he will compromise. 】
Jiang Lin: 【... Dear, do you want me to leave an impression of brutality, violence and lack of love in front of my father-in-law? 】
Meng Jiu: [Well...that's right...then you're like this, you just hug me and ask him if he agrees, if you agree, just yell, if you don't object, don't yell, my dad will definitely not be able to react for a while at this age. 】
Jiang Lin: 【... Then my father-in-law will think I'm cunning, and think that I tricked you away... Tsk, this impression doesn't seem to be much better. 】
Meng Jiu: [Isn't it? 】
As soon as this sentence was sent out, Meng’s father came out of a spare room downstairs: “Xiao Jiu! This year, Dad bought a cat New Year gift package and bought a bunch of things for cats! You can go home Come to dad to play together! Let's have a good New Year together!"
Meng Jiu looked at the wide open door, the cat climbing frame inside was almost reaching the ceiling, and there were all kinds of toys and food on the floor.
At this moment, he didn't doubt at all that their family had cat demon blood.
"Dad, I might not go home this year." Meng Jiu thought for a while, if Jiang Lin came to their house to see the cat supplies in this room, not only would his father lose face, but he would also feel very embarrassed.
Father Meng was stunned: "Where are you going if you don't go home? It's Chinese New Year, how can there be a better home outside! Let me tell you, as a cat, just eat and sleep obediently, don't think about it." Take this opportunity to be unrestrained and love freedom!"
"no……"
Meng Jiu didn't know how to explain it to his father, and was a little unhappy that his father called him "a cat", so he simply stopped talking to him.
Anyway, I don't know what will happen at that time. Jiang Lin will definitely find him. Maybe his father, who is also a cat, will find time to find him and bring him back.
Meng's father was still refusing to let him go, so Meng Jiu could only respond hastily, and then took out his mobile phone. Jiang Lin had already replied several messages:
【Obviously you were the one who fell in love with me first, how can you say that I tricked you away. 】
【At most, you are overwhelmed by my charm. 】
[Okay, let’s not talk about this, let’s come to my house to celebrate the New Year.Don't worry, they won't do anything to you if I'm here, it's impossible to really do something to a cat that is powerless. 】
Meng Jiu immediately replied after seeing it: [Well... I thought about it and I think it's better to go to your place... You have to prepare all the food and supplies for me first. 】
Jiang Lin quickly replied: [Don't worry, the cat climbing frame can reach the ceiling, and you have everything you need for food, clothing, and entertainment. I guarantee you will get back the nature in your blood (⊙v⊙)]
Meng Jiu: […] He has a bad feeling.
【Didn't you also buy a cat New Year gift package...】
【how do you know?Wait... also?Your family also bought it?Father-in-law's masterpiece? 】
[bingo, surprises are not surprises, surprises are not surprises^_^]
【...I said why did you change your mind so quickly, afraid of losing face in front of me?The pile of face you lost in front of me is already taller than a cat climbing frame. 】
【... If you continue like this, you will lose my [smile]】
[Don't worry, I have special cat-picking skills, and I can pick you up again at any time. 】
Meng Jiu put down the phone, thinking that Jiang Lin might not only know some unknown cat-picking skills, but probably also some special cat-teasing skills, otherwise, every time he wanted to be angry but couldn't get angry, and he still felt angry. Like being scratched by a cat.
There are not many Meng family members, and after the holidays for all the servants, there are only Meng Jiu, Meng's father and mother, and an elderly grandmother left in the family.It has been two years since Grandpa Meng passed away, and Mother Meng's relatives live far away, and they usually don't go to pay New Year's greetings until after the second year of junior high school.
So on the night of New Year's Eve, only the four of them had New Year's Eve dinner together in the Meng family.
Because of the special circumstances of Meng Jiu and Meng's father, they packed up and went back to the house and lay on the bed.Every bedroom in the Meng family has a wall-mounted LCD TV facing the bed, so Meng Jiu watched the Spring Festival Gala while grabbing red envelopes in the group with her mobile phone.
Although, as a rich man, he doesn't care about the tens of dollars, but it's mainly for fun. Every time he will grab it with everyone, and finally add fifty to the amount he grabbed and send it out.
The countdown had already started on the TV, and Meng Jiu hurriedly handed out the red envelopes, and said Happy New Year to Jiang Lin, and then she lay down on the bed and waited.
When she was conscious again, Meng Jiu only had one mmp in her mind that she had to say.
He was not blind, deaf or even cold or hungry this time, but there were two young men smiling maliciously in front of him.They held a rope in one hand and a lighter in the other, and they were approaching him step by step.
Meng Jiu suddenly felt a sense of crisis, subconsciously backed away, and looked around at the same time, only to find that he was in a closed room, and he was not the only cat in this room, and most of them were so dirty that they didn't look like domestic cats. pet cat.
Suddenly the door opened from the outside, and four or five people walked in. Everyone had sharp weapons or unfriendly props in their hands, and several people still had cameras hanging around their necks.
These people include men and women, the older one is nearly 40 years old, and the younger one looks underage.
"Xiaoyue, have you already chosen this one?" A man who came in later said to the boy holding the rope, "Well, yes, white cats are easier to dye red, which is more suitable for the theme of the New Year!"
"But you have to give it a bath first, otherwise the red will not be pure. The young man is not afraid of trouble." A woman behind the man interjected.
"Hmph, isn't washing it in cold water part of the abuse?" The young man named Xiao Yue shot back at the woman contemptuously, "You're quite old, but you don't know enough."
"You..." The woman was a little flustered by his anger, but calmed down quickly.
She walked up to the group of cats, bowed down and grabbed a gray-and-black striped cat, and said to the cat viciously: "If you want to blame him, blame him for catching you here and making me angry, otherwise I won't I want to strangle you right now."
"Tch," the young man next to Xiaoyue snorted, "It's really hard for you to strangle such an unartistic method."
"You..." The woman became even more angry, and the cat under her hand screamed in pain, and began to struggle non-stop, but the strength didn't seem to be enough, so it didn't help.
Hearing this, Meng Jiu didn't understand anything, he met a cat abuse organization!
He had heard of this kind of organization before, saying that a group of perverts would adopt or pick up stray cats home, and then gather together to hold cat abuse activities during festivals.
When he saw it before, he thought it was really cruel, but the country has no laws or provisions to restrict this, so even if the public opinion is very strong, there are still many such abnormalities.
But what he didn't expect was that the community where his home was located was a suburb where rich people lived, and the house was big and bright, which was not something ordinary people could afford, so it turned out that among the rich people near his home there were This pervert exists?
Moreover, the age span of this group of people is so large, especially the two children in front of him. It seems that this is not the first time they have done this kind of thing. !
However, Meng Jiu, who is only a cat at this time, can't stop these perverts no matter how righteously indignant he is. On the contrary, he has to find a way to save himself.
The cats behind him were all lying on the ground, and their meows were very weak. If there were no accidents, this group of people should have given them medicine in advance.
The cat possessed by Meng Jiu should have also been drugged, but because Meng Jiu's soul has cat demon cultivation, the situation is not as serious as other cats at this time.
But there was no window in this room, and the only door was behind those perverts, so it was very difficult for him to escape.
Moreover, he didn't know anything about the situation outside the house. Even if he ran out, he might be caught back, and what awaited him at that time might be even more cruel abuse.
Meng Jiu's heart sank, the others had already picked out the cat, and the carnival of this group was about to begin.
Xiaoyue had already cornered him, and Meng Jiu was afraid that the other party would drug him again if he behaved strangely, so he also pretended that he couldn't resist.
The shrill cat meows began to be heard next to his ears, and Meng Jiu was furious, but the mud bodhisattva could not save himself when crossing the river. Xiao Yue had already tied the rope around his limbs, then tightened it suddenly, and carried him upside down stand up.
"Meow!!" Pain pain pain pain! ! ! !
Meng Jiu had never experienced this kind of pain in his life, let alone being tied upside down like a lamb waiting to be slaughtered. The unbearable pain and shame made him burst into tears.
"You can do whatever you want, I'll go outside and wash the cat first." Xiao Yue explained to the others in the room, and then carried Meng Jiu to the door.
It was only then that Meng Jiu remembered that Xiao Yue had just said that she would give him a cold shower to abuse him.
Meow, he never took a cold shower when he was a human being! !
Meng Jiu was very desperate in his heart, he knew better that this was just the beginning, any of the props they brought was enough for them, how could these people be so bad-hearted! !
At this moment, he could only shout wildly in his heart, summoning the senior!Call male ticket!Summon the master of metaphysics!Meowing Jiang Lin, if you don’t come, there will be no goblins in your life, I tell you (>﹏<)! ! !
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