daily living together

The man felt that Fatty was kind and friendly, and felt that he was also a talented person who could learn Chinese culture, so he enthusiastically explained it to him, and showed Fatty the Chinese culture textbook he carried with him.

The fat man looked through it with the eyes of a practitioner, and felt that it was too deceitful.

There are less than fifty characters on a page!

Just this big chunk of chicken soup, he was tired of looking at it.There was a little surprise at the end of the page. A CD was pasted on the last page. The fat man pointed to it and asked curiously, "What is this?"

The man was particularly proud: "Audio! Our master wrote the book himself, and also released the audio tutorial, which is very thorough for us!"

The fat man was stunned, this master is a talent!There is also such a marketing tool.

The man said: "Our whole family believes in the master. We have chased the master for three cities. After listening to it all the way, we are very enlightened. Our master Pan Long was received by the Prime Minister of India before. He can teach the Heart Sutra, or Crown Yoga Grandmaster, who talks about Tantric Buddhism...do you know about Tantric Buddhism, which is something most people can't hear, so it's very secret!"

The fat man's Adam's apple rolled down, and he was so shocked that he couldn't utter a word. He looked at the man with difficulty, then looked down at the book and CD in his hand, and asked in confusion, "Is this written by your master?"

Man: "Yes!"

The fat man asked again: "Then he was also recorded on this disc?"

Man: "Yes!"

The fat man looked puzzled: "Then if your master publishes his secret method in a book and sells it in audio, everyone knows this, so it won't be called a secret method?"

man:"……"

The conversation in the front seat is no longer possible, and those sitting in the back seat are not much better either.

The chat atmosphere on Hou Ziyu's side is already a little stiff, and the conversation can't continue. The elder sister is going to concentrate on continuing to study, but Hou Ziyu keeps chasing her and asking her seriously—and the questions are all kinds of things that she can't answer. question.

The eldest sister was silent for a while, and decided to turn the tide, and made a big move.

She took out the video of the master that had been treasured for a long time in the pad and clicked it on for Hou Ziyu. She proudly said: "Look, this is the Sanskrit dance performed by our master! You can be enlightened and enlightened after watching it! Only the king of crown yoga can do it." You can do such amazing moves!"

Hou Ziyu leaned over to take a look, and was immediately shocked by the king's dancing posture.

In the video, a middle-aged bald man is twisting and dancing inside, wearing a robe and a khata, a bit like Lao Guo dancing drunk at the annual meeting.He twisted his body, and he didn't stand still when he turned around, but he turned into a pose. Hou Ziyu rewinded the video and watched it a little bit, and made sure he saw it right. The master himself was a little embarrassed and laughed, okay?

The eldest sister said: "Look! Is there any Buddha image!"

Hou Ziyu felt that he had pushed people a little too hard just now, and wanted to save his respect in time, so he quickly praised: "Yes, yes, a bit like Tang Monk!"

The eldest sister took back the phone indifferently, and said, "Master is much better than Tang Seng."

Hou Ziyu: "...???"

This is already the most powerful monk I know!What do you want from me! !

The eldest sister glanced at him, sighed and said: "Actually, I know you don't believe it, but I am a real example. I have a heart knot that cannot be untied for more than 30 years. After listening to the master's class, Hui Qiao Once I opened it, everything was figured out.”

Hou Ziyu is not good at Chinese studies but is very interested in gossip, and asked her seriously: "What is it that you can't think about for more than 30 years?"

The eldest sister paused for a while and said, "Everyone has something they can't think about...Why do you ask so specifically!!"

Hou Ziyu finally turned into anger when asked about it!

So much so that Hou Ziyu still wanted to chat, but the eldest sister had already ignored him. The eldest sister felt that Hou Ziyu didn't have the qualifications to be a pious believer at first sight.

Hou Ziyu asked the fat man from the gap in the seat unwilling to be lonely: "Fatty, how are you doing?"

The fat man raised his hand to show him: "Look, I saw the photo of the master 20 years ago!"

Hou Ziyu tried hard to take a look. Although it was 20 years ago, he was still a master without hair. He was a little disappointed: "Ah, I can't recommend it to Lao Guo, the master himself has no hair!" Where did you go, it looks like Sichuan and Tibet?"

The fat man said, "Master met a dharma king 20 years ago."

Hou Ziyu said: "Then why is he sitting alone on the grass outside the city wall without even taking a group photo?"

"You don't understand now. Have you ever heard of the boundless power of mana?" Fatty taught him, "You don't need to be close to the king, it's as if you are beside the high wall."

Hou Ziyu was practicing writing copywriting recently, and nodded after listening to it, saying: "Actually, the copywriting you said is not bad. Without a group photo, it is pious to abide by the rules of the Karmapa. If there is a group photo, it is special! Ah fat, Thinking about it this way, the master is also a literary worker! I don’t know how much the manuscript fee is.”

The fat man said with a bit of sympathy: "It can't be calculated like this. You see, in addition to selling books, he also makes CDs, holds lectures and dances and sings. It is also hard work to promote books."

Hou Ziyu said with a difficult face: "If I was asked to sing and dance for the sake of selling books and make it into a CD, I really can't do it, I really admire it."

The master is really hardworking.

In order to make money, face is all about floating clouds.

The man in the front seat who worked hard to enlighten the wisdom of Chinese studies: "..."