[Comprehensive] Mr. Dazai who can't die

This extremely boring conversation started from Qiong Yao's style of you listening to my explanation, I don't listen, I don't listen.

In the Central Plains, a camphor wood table was also shattered.

Osamu Dazai, who seemed to have been pressed the pause button, looked at the piece of wood debris under Nakaya's leather glove, sitting obediently.jpg.

"Isn't it okay to listen to me quietly like this?"

"No problem Chuya, you speak slowly."

Zhong Yuanzhong also exhaled lightly, "First of all, I don't have a so-called main room."

Please allow him to solemnly refuse this pot. Thank you.

"Impossible, you clearly said to Yinshi that I and Candlestick are just petty names!" Osamu Dazai smiled harmlessly.

Sure enough, the problem is here.Affirming my guess, Zhongyuanzhong is also a little tired, and I don't know where to start for a while.

But his silence was regarded by Osamu Dazai as a guilty conscience, and the smile on Dazai Osamu's face, who was ashamed to death, became brighter and brighter, "It doesn't matter, just tell me the truth, I know that I also It's normal for a big family to look down on a poor kid like me, as long as... as long as you still have a place for me in your heart..."

It can be said to be very aggrieved.

But the appearance of this kind of infatuated and good man who is as in love as a brain makes Zhong Yuan Zhong also disgusted. Does he still not understand this man?

It looks harmless to humans and animals, and looks like a harmless little white flower who does not compete with the world. Don't think that he doesn't know that the slaves around him have changed from mature and intellectual women to all little lolita and Zhengtai.

Or is it because of his ridiculous sense of morality, and——

The "Law on the Protection of Minors", which started with the maximum death penalty in three years.

It can be said that Mr. Dazai is a full-fledged scheming boy, what kind of pure and innocent love brain are you pretending to be at this time?

"You know Dazai, since I have you, I can't see others anymore."

"Really? That...the main room?" His wet eyes, like a frightened deer, looked timidly at Nakahara Chuya.

Don't think that just one sweet talk can make me relax my vigilance. He is not the kind of casual person. This kind of sweet talk needs at least three more sentences, and one more "Moda" to be almost the same.Osamu Dazai is a very picky person, hehe.

It's a bit novel because of Osamu Dazai's little aggrieved expression, but I have to say that Osamu Dazai with such an expression, strangely hit Mr. Nakahara's cute spot.

It is really worthy of his scheming boy character design. As a man, Mr. Dazai understands the unspeakable hidden cuteness among men.

Nakahara Chuya, who was still full of anger just now, even lowered his voice a lot. He comforted the restless little slave softly, "Of course, I won't lie to you. There is no real wife."

"I knew Chuya was the best for me." It suddenly evolved from a dying little white flower to a dahlia fluttering in the wind.

"Then are you still playing with your temper?"

After getting a satisfactory answer, Mr. Dazai looked so happy that he was about to faint, he shook his head slightly, and the little bird snuggled up, "No, it won't happen."

Very naturally, he embraced the man who was a whole head taller than him, "Good boy~"

It can be said to be very pampered.

The two film kings looked at each other and smiled, and there was a silent understanding in it.

The next morning after the talk, Yinshi had already prepared and put on the sunglasses he had prepared earlier in the morning, and looked numbly at the largest dog food manufacturer in the Matsushita private school.

We do not produce dog food, we are just porters of dog food.

The Matsushita private school has been a little deserted recently, and Mr. Dazai sighed when he saw the classroom where not even half of the seats were filled.

"That can't be helped." Yoshida Matsuyo answered with a smile. Recently, the situation has become chaotic. "Students have their own way to go."

What Matsushita private school believes in is that there is no discrimination in teaching, and his students are not all radicals, but more of them are moderate like Fanzhu.

After the radicals had just blown up a base of heaven and man on the front line, as classmates of the radicals, it is understandable that many students chose to avoid at this sensitive moment.

After lunch, Yoshida Shoyo left Osamu Dazai alone in the Japanese room. While confirming the content of his lesson plans for today, he said, "The final general attack of heaven and man is coming Dazai."

"so?"

"The shogunate has already begun to sue for peace, and the situation outside has begun to become chaotic."

After a little thought, Osamu Dazai understood why Yoshida Matsuyo suddenly came to him and talked about it, "Is it related to the document sent by the samurai this morning?"

The big figures in the shogunate were assassinated half a month ago, and the radicals who were active in this assassination faintly pointed to the Matsushita private school.

In addition, the deviant young master of the Takasugi family did not hesitate to sever ties with the family some time ago and also stayed at the Matsushita private school.

Nowadays, the relationship between the shogunate and the feudal lord is very delicate, and it can be said that the whole body is affected by a single trigger. If there is not the great enemy of heaven and man watching outside, it is really a rhythm of internal fighting every minute.

The feudal lord of Changzhou is a qualified politician. He clearly knows that in order to quell the assassination, the best way is to arrest Yoshida Shoyo of Matsushita private school.

But... not to mention Yoshida Shoyo's reputation in Changzhou, but his students all over the world, the lord has no doubt that as long as he dares to take Yoshida Shoyo into prison, his head will be killed within one night. Can part with his neck.

For this reason, he had to pinch his nose and work hard with the shogunate to save Yoshida Shoyang.

It is also to be stunned.

After a little thought, Osamu Dazai nodded, still puzzled, what does this have to do with him?

"I have experienced a lot in those years when I was separated from Dazai-san." Songyang couldn't remember many things clearly, "I probably won't live long."

"Really, what a pity." It was as calm as if he and Yoshida Matsuyo were just discussing whether the weather is good today, "So what does Matsuyo-san want me to do?"

"Do nothing."

"Is this really good?" Osamu Dazai seemed to disagree,

Yoshida Shoyo was as calm as when he first met, and declined his friend's kindness with a smile, "No, it's just a matter of time after all."

"You are so cruel, Matsuyo-san." Yoshida Shoyo, who seemed to love the students the most, was actually the most cruel one.

"I don't have time anymore, Dazai." This dilapidated body could no longer imprison the irrational beast for a long time.

Mr. Dazai said that although he broke away from the port mafia and became a rational side to help others, he really didn't want to be a partner of justice.

"You should know that I will leave the earth in two days, right?" The little slug told him when he was about to leave last night.

Looking at the smiling light brown long-haired beauty in front of him, Mr. Dazai was sure that Yoshida Matsuyo's black sesame stuffing was definitely intentional!

"It's a wedding gift for you." A delicate key was handed out.

Inexplicably, he thought of those rich women who had spent a lot of money and wanted to sleep with Dazai who had pursued him in those years.

The keys he received ranged from luxury cars to villas...

Looking at the ordinary-looking iron key in his hand, Dazai Osamu jokingly said, "Matsuyo-san, he is very expensive."

"Don't worry, what this key represents will definitely satisfy Dazai."

"Then... Finally, I would like to say 'goodbye' to you in advance, Yoshida Matsuyo."

"See you."

On the night before Chidori's spaceship arrived, Osamu Dazai excitedly said to Chuya Nakahara, "Chuya, let's go treasure hunting!"

Chuya Nakahara, who has already changed into neat pajamas: Huh?

Ignoring the bewildered little man, Osamu Dazai held up the kraft paper in his hand, "Look, this is a treasure map!"

"It's not Dazai, how old are you this year?" You still have a treasure map, not childish.

"Hey, it's just like what the book said, when I love you, I'm a small sweetheart, and when I get tired of playing, I think everyone is childish QAQ~"

Just like the experience that Dazai once proudly passed on to his younger generations, as long as it is what he wants to do, no matter what the process is, it will be successful in the end.

This also caused Mr. Zhongyuan to fly out of the Matsushita private school like catching a thief in the dark night.

Yes, you read that right, flying.

Mr. Zhongyuan, who was hanged three times by crying, making trouble and three times, retreated again and again, and in the end it can be said that there is no bottom line at all.

When Dazai said he wanted Feifei, Mr. Nakahara could even take a puff of cigarette calmly and tell himself, forget it, even if Dazai looks like a dog, think about it. He is only 22 years old. how old are you?

Those who don't speak well are at the age when they can be their ancestors.

After substituting Dazai, who suddenly committed a bear, into the role of the grandson, Mr. Nakahara is calm and full of the kindness of grandparents.

Isn't it just God, no one knows what to do.

An embarrassing problem arises, because the Dao Dao Fruit is not a naturally grown Devil Fruit, but artificially produced by Frankenstein DR. Vegapunk.

It has such a small flaw... It is very cruel to overcome the ability of Mr. Zhongyuan.

So the question arises, how to get on this day?

"Chuya, aren't you a Celestial Dragon? You don't need supernatural powers, and everyone can rely on their abilities!" As a big monster, don't be cowardly, just rush!

Under the suggestion of Osamu Dazai, Mr. Nakahara finally remembered his other identity, a princess hugged, and after ascending to heaven, under the command of Dazai, the two came to a remote island.

Osamu Dazai opened the parchment, observed the terrain carefully under the moonlight, and waved excitedly, "Chuya is here!"

Zhongya Nakahara looked at Dazai who stood motionless in the same place, stepped forward helplessly, took off the windbreaker jacket and lambskin gloves one by one, stacked them neatly and put them aside, the supernatural ability [Sorrow of being filthy] instantly covered his hands, and punched Boom down.

Zhong Yuan, who didn't have any special reaction, raised his eyebrows and punched again.

In this violent digging, I suddenly felt a cold feeling of metal.

After carefully sweeping off the dust on it, a rusty iron block appeared in front of the two of them.

Osamu Dazai took out the key from his pocket, made two gestures and then inserted it, successfully opening it.

He turned his head to look at Zhongye Zhongyuan, and said excitedly, "Zhongye, there really is a treasure of the Dragon King."

"This... what is Dazai?"

"The treasure of the Dragon King!"

"..." I really believed your evil.

"Okay, Chuya, this is Songyang's wedding gift to us~"

"Ha ha."

Ignoring a guy who was still awake from the dream, Zhongyuan Zhong also pushed away the iron block, revealing a passage that can only pass through one person, and jumped down.

Da Zai was stunned by this series of suffocating operations: ...

Looking at the dark tunnel, Mr. Dazai began to think, if he said that he was afraid of heights, would Chuya want to hug him again.