[Comprehensive] Mr. Dazai who can't die

Mr. Dazai is in a difficult situation right now.

In theory, he can understand the intention of this gift from Chuya, who is of the blood of the great demon... But in fact, Mr. Dazai refused.

How do you know that the baby teeth that the little man puts in his pocket, which he thinks are more important than his shameful hat, are his own?

To a large extent, according to Osamu Dazai's understanding of that single-celled creature in Chuya, that little black slug might not even know that for big monsters who pay attention to strength and blood, their teeth and The importance of nails.

So here comes the problem, even if the little dwarf loses his memory, he will subconsciously carry this deciduous tooth the size of a grain of rice close to his body...

What is the probability that this tooth is the future owner of Xiguo, Sesshomaru?

Rubbing between his brows, Mr. Dazai refused to think about this question.

"Rider, Mr. Candlestick Che said it's time for dinner..."

then……

"Is the jade in your hand?" With the professionalism of a magician, Weber could feel the great magic power contained in the crystal-clear stone the size of a grain of rice in Rider's hand just by getting close.

He naturally knew that compared with those generations of magic families, the origin of Velvet's magic was learned from his grandmother who was a magician's lover. , which led to his low mana value.

Waver was a little nervous, "Is it because my magic power can no longer support Rider?"

"Young man, can you put away your brains?"

Then, your friend Dazai. Huaichun girl. Zhi has been online. After 360 rounds of rotation, Dazai made a hook to invite, and showed the deciduous tooth in his hand, which can be called a handicraft, " Look, this is my sweetheart's deciduous tooth, isn't it cute~"

Regardless of 21, he put the words there first.

"Emmmm... Rider, I really don't mean to discriminate against you. Really, every heroic spirit has more or less strange hobbies to ordinary people... Your hobby of collecting children's deciduous teeth..." Weber smiled heartily, feeling that since he participated in the Holy Grail War, his heart and vision have expanded by not just a bit or two.

"Master, you have become darker and darker."

"Oh."

I am most afraid of the sudden silence of the air, and now Rider's master and slave have escaped the Assassin's assassination attack, and watched the murder of Lancer's team because of a black mole of love...

Except for the caster group who burnt down the magic workshop and accidentally stabbed everyone in the kidney because of their insanity, which filled up the hatred value of the elite boss.

It can be said that their group was paddling all the way, and continued to claim cheating from the operator for various reasons, and successfully squeezed into the top three.

but now……

Perhaps the biggest conflict between Osamu Dazai and Weber Velvet was born. Weber realized belatedly that he seemed to be unintentionally mocking Rider's beloved?

What a gaffe! ! !

"juvenile."

"exist!"

Waver, who was oppressed by the condemnation of his own conscience and was speechless, raised his head as if he had been forgiven after hearing Rider's gorgeous voice.

"Would you like to feel the magic power around this deciduous tooth carefully?" Osamu Dazai handed over the rice grains in his hand with a heavy face.

Weber's heart was tensed by the sudden change of painting style, and he looked warily at this tooth, which is of great research value to a magician.

"Rider, is there something wrong?"

After all, it was the Holy Grail War, the highest feast for magicians where you die or you die. Weber subconsciously thought that Rider had discovered something wrong.

He wrapped a layer of defensive magic on his hands and carefully carried out fine exploration magic for magic exploration.

then……

"Rider, tell me honestly how old is yours?"

"Alas..." Mr. Dazai's face suddenly turned red, and he covered his face in embarrassment and said coquettishly, "I hate it, Master, my family is indeed a little bit older than me~"

Although Zhong Ye looks small, he is actually a whole month older than him, which is why he is so old-fashioned.

Gentlemen, have you ever experienced the despair of being suddenly stomped and acted like a baby by a tall man over 1.8 meters tall?

Weber experienced it at this moment.

The corners of his mouth twitched, showing a weary smile, "Then tell me how you, a modern Japanese poet, fell in love with an unknown lady who can be called a living fossil of prehistoric times, are you divine?"

"Ah, Mr. Weber, hello!"

"..."

"There must be a limit to Rider's trickery." He didn't really want to argue with this unreliable man about who is more H.

As a top student of the Clock Tower, although Weber encountered many unpleasant things during his study at the Clock Tower, the most unforgettable thing he felt was the library in the Clock Tower that is always open to students and teachers.

Through the analysis of the time remaining on this crystal-clear tooth, Weber dares to conclude that this is definitely a holy relic from the age of mythology.

"There is still a strong remnant of space magic on it..."

The more he analyzed, the brighter Weber's eyes became.

Thanks to Enkidu's reliability, the brocade bag, which has been properly preserved in Gilgamesh's King's Treasure, has not been eroded by time.

He didn't even care about eating and the heroic spirits beside him, he just tore a blank piece of paper and started writing and drawing, it was really amazing.

"The owner of this deciduous tooth must have been a powerful person... No, judging by the density of this tooth, it is obviously different from ordinary people... and more inclined to beasts! My God! Could this be a mythical monster or something."

"juvenile……"

"If my guess is correct, this is a monster! There are also a lot of space-time magic and space magic left on it. I always thought that the origin of these two kinds of magic only existed in theory, but I didn't expect it!!!"

Mr. Dazai has given up communicating with the scientific researchers, anyway, the most important information has been obtained, very good...

The demonic power between Sesshomaru and Ling Yueji is a corrosion passed down from generation to generation, and I got the power of space from Zhongye, and inversely, Zhongye's ability is also very likely to be space.

The multiple-choice questions in the last chapter have been able to determine the correct answer, he is really great.

Without disturbing the frenzied boy, Osamu Dazai nimbly passed through the newly produced pile of waste paper like a cat.

"Mi Jiang~ What are you having for dinner tonight~"

"Where are the Webbers?" The handsome Candlestick Qiejun was very puzzled why there was always one less person at the dinner table.

"Well." With a big mouthful of Tian Luo Fu in his mouth, Mr. Dazai spoke rather vaguely, "Mi Jiang, adolescent children are always young and energetic, and they have more needs in that regard. Those of us who are elders Get some weight."

"Yes... do I need to stew something nourishing?"

Dazai Osamu praised again and again, "It's still Mi Jiang's thoughtfulness. I added tiger penis or something at the end, it's great!"

Candlestick cut subconsciously felt that something was wrong, but he couldn't say anything, seeing that the concern on Dazai-sama's face didn't seem like a fake, he felt that he might be thinking too much.

"Okay, is that a tiger penis?" He took out his own notebook and wrote down the dish.

next day...

"Good morning boy~" The energetic voice accompanied by the coolness on his body woke up Weber instantly.

"What are you doing... Rider." Dazedly pulling out the phone from a pile of calculation papers, Weber took a closer look, "!!! It's only five o'clock!!!"

Weber, who fell asleep at 3 o'clock in the morning, had dark eyes, yawned one after another in this short period of one minute, and fell into a dark and sweet dreamland every minute, "Let me sleep a little longer...Z...Z"

"no!"

After his puppy kennel was overturned again, Weber became angry, "Rider, what the hell are you trying to do!"

"Young man, don't you forget that today is the day of the duel?"

Seeing that the Holy Grail War was coming to an end, Osamu Dazai could already clearly feel the slow but firm heartbeats coming from the distant leylines as time went by.

That's a sign that the Holy Grail is longing for birth.

"Hey, hey? When did you set the date? Why don't I, as the Master, know?"

"Young man, do you think it's the day when couples choose to get married? You have to seek the consent of both parties before you get engaged and go to the Civil Affairs Bureau to get a certificate?"

"Then does Saber know?"

"..."

"Sure enough, I'm not the only one who doesn't know, right?"

Mr. Dazai is rarely at a loss for words, he seems to have forgotten to tell Saber, "But it doesn't matter, boy, when the time comes, I will have a fake match with Jill, and then I will pretend to lose, and Saber will definitely appear! "

Nodding his head very positively, Osamu Dazai felt that he had seen the dawn of victory.

What else could Weber say?It can only be said that your hearts are dirty when playing tactics.

"I understand the truth, but Rider, why did we go to such a deep mountain and wild forest to feed mosquitoes?"

"Correct me boy, you are the one who feeds the mosquitoes alone. I am a heroic spirit. Although I look like a living person, in fact..."

Weber's stomach ached from the brutal reality, and he decided to skip the topic, "We've circled Rider three times here."

"Oh, it should be near here in my perception."

"So what exactly are we looking for?"

"Of course it's a plug-in for recharging to account!" Mr. Dazai raised the brocade bag in his hand to the sun, trying to see an arrow symbol to guide him forward.

Weber suddenly realized a serious question, he hammered his faintly weak calf, and asked tremblingly, "Have you used tracking magic, Rider?"

"How can it be a boy." Mr. Dazai smiled heartily, "I'm not Caster, you can't think that I know magic just because I have a strong ability to resist magic."

"Then where do you get the confidence to think that you can find your way!!!"

Angrily snatching the brocade bag, Weber began to take care of himself.

"Rider go down the mountain."

"Why?" Mr. Dazai felt that he could rescue him again, and he felt that he was not far from finding the dwarf.

"Oh, that may be your illusion, because our direction has been reversed from the beginning."

Weber Velvet didn't feel any fluctuations in his heart, and even faintly wanted to laugh, "We should go to the beach, thank you."

Osamu Dazai: This is so fucking embarrassing.