[Comprehensive] Mr. Dazai who can't die

Osamu Dazai's kite-colored pupils shrank, and immediately returned to normal. He complained softly, "Jill, lying is not something a good boy should do."

The seemingly bright and clear piece of iris color and deepest black began to roll, what a desperate answer, Mr. Dazai refused to imagine the news that the little dwarf who was always alive and kicking was no longer alive.

"Dazai, I'm glad you pleased the king with your performance just now." The blond king said arrogantly, "The dignity of the king is not something that you can provoke repeatedly."

"King of Heroes, let me ask you again, where is Zhongyuan Zhong?"

"Tch." Even if he doesn't speak, the blond king can carry his own three points of sarcasm, not to mention the combination of new and old hatred at this moment, it is simply full of firepower, "Dazai, why do you think this king is standing here? speak to you?"

"Ah?"

You can see the meaning of the word heroic spirit from the literal meaning. The souls of dead heroes are called heroic spirits.Do you need him to say more about such a simple truth?

"Heh, your beast named Zhongyuan Zhongye died long before the dusk of the gods."

Gilgamesh once again emphasized this fact, "But it's not accurate to say it's death. Specifically, it's probably...sleep."

Perhaps just like what Dazai introduced when he was in the palace, the beast named Nakahara Chuya was just a failure from the beginning.

Gilgamesh always thought that the raging beast would always follow Inanna loyally because the woman had the key, until Osamu Dazai suddenly disappeared, the blond king looked at the raging beast, suddenly I understand, it turned out to be the key to help suppress the desire that the beast destroyed...

"Dazai, how long do you think it will take for a sharp blade that has lost its scabbard to become invincible, rusty, and finally turned into a handful of dust?"

Osamu Dazai was silent... "My lord, just tell me the little man's final ending."

"The ending? Does it make sense to you, a man who got away with it?"

He had heard from Enkidu that Osamu Dazai had been very provocative in those years, but in the end he just waved his sleeves and patted his ass away without taking away a cloud.

You are really capable, Dazai.Gilgamesh praised from the bottom of his heart, he is rare to see such a natural man who can be scumbag.

"Oh, let's make a deal, thanks to everyone's support and encouragement."

"Oh, are you still listening?"

People had to bow their heads under the eaves, Osamu Dazai fell silent instantly in Gilgamesh's slightly mocking tone, well behaved.jpg.

No matter how you think about it, the only ones who can make a living person disappear under the eyes of everyone in an instant are those who think highly of themselves, who are even more arrogant and rude than the group of nobles who are as fat as maggots in Uruk the gods.

"He went to avenge you. Are you happy Dazai?"

The crooked red spots gradually spread from Nakahara Chuya's neck, and the calm sea surface in the blue eyes gradually returned to calm after the constant churning.

And then...the storm came.

That ferocious beast named Chuya Nakahara killed the God Realm alone, forcing the arrogant god to hand over the man who disappeared.

"and then?"

Looking at the calm face and even a faint gasp, like the [-]-year-old girl, the black-haired man who chopped off his feet excitedly, Gilgamesh seemed to have returned to those years when he was ridiculed by this bad-tempered man. The moment when the young bachelor was aristocratic.

He refuses to eat this bag of expired dog food after hundreds of years.

Dazai Huaichun girl Zhi held her face in both hands, looking like a nympho, puzzled by Gilgamesh's sudden stop of explanation, he urged, "Go on, Gilgamesh."

"Shouldn't you have guessed it?"

"Don't... I always feel like I heard from others that Chuya is doing his best for me..." Osamu Dazai blushed, "It's so embarrassing and exciting!!"

"Dazai is already dead in the Central Plains."

"No, he's not dead."

Osamu Dazai's sanity has returned to his senses at this moment, and he easily exposed Jin Glitter's lie that was too full of loopholes.

"Oh?" Gilgamesh raised his slender eyebrows, interested in the sudden confidence of the man in front of him.

"You're the Jill who saw him." At the side of the Weiyuan River, when he was yelled at by Caster who lost his mind due to anger.

It's impossible in terms of timeline.

"Tch. Then why do you come to this king for miscellaneous training?" Gilgamesh didn't expect that there would be a loophole in the lie that he thought was perfect from the very beginning, and the young king was very unhappy.

"Of course it's a negotiation with you between the master and apprentice who have been away for many years."

Osamu Dazai pointed to the blond king and then to himself.

Under the warning eyes of those scarlet eyes, the priest who was watching the play very happily nodded expressionlessly, and grabbed the weak Rider's god judge with one hand, "Is this really okay Rider?" ? Even if you are acquainted with the King of Heroes, I might do something for the final victory of the Holy Grail War."

Even though he is a priest, Kotomine Kirei is good at Bajiquan and can even fight with Heroic Spirits. It's not that he said it, but Weber's weak chicken really doesn't have enough for him to fight ten.

"You wouldn't do that."

"Oh?"

"Because the pleasure you can enjoy will be greatly reduced after doing so."

"You are really joking, I am just a priest..."

"Should we be diligent, thrifty, upright and noble, and strive to become a clear and beautiful thing?"

The heroic spirit in the light-colored windbreaker interrupted Kotomine Kirei's words with a smile, and even started to laugh exaggeratedly, "No, it can't be done, Jill, where did you find such a living treasure?"

This is simply a more pathetic creature than him. The darkness tightly bound by the rules and dogmas of the church has begun to collapse from the inside. Osamu Dazai turned around and said to Gilgamesh, "Gill, I Now I know why you chose him as your Master."

The cold and rigorous priest pursed his lips and did not speak, but Dazai Osamu did not intend to let Kotomine Kirei go, as if he had found a novel toy. He lowered his head and said to the priest, "Father, are you afraid of death? ?”

"..."

"Human beings are both afraid of death and deeply attracted by death..."

"Enough is enough for the Dazai." Gilgamesh stopped him, "This is the king's property, and you can't let him play him badly."

"OK, OK"

Although he was the center of the conversation between the two Heroic Spirits, Weber, who had a very weak sense of presence, quietly raised his head from the priest's arm, completely unable to see any fluctuations in this face...

"If there's nothing else, we'll go out first."

"Kirei..."

"What is the King of Heroes?"

"I'll give you a piece of advice, it's best not to do anything to that boy."

"...I have nothing to do, so I will go out first." The strict priest chose to avoid answering this question.

When there were only two heroic spirits left in the whole church, Osamu Dazai complained, "Gill is so cunning, you said that for this reason, why didn't the priest do anything to my delicate and frail Master!"

"Will you let that boy go out with you without any preparation?"

"of course not!"

"Ah……"

The consequence of being too familiar with each other is that everyone can chat to death in just a few minutes.

Mr. Dazai calmly looked down at the clean white floor tiles on the floor of this church in this suddenly depressed environment.

Well, the material is delicate and the cut is neat and the upper layer of the material is used. It is really a good floor tile.

"Tell me, what kind of deal do you want to make with this king?" After a while, the blond king was defeated in this silent contest and rubbed the corners of his eyes.

"Give me something."

With a sound of "咻", a golden treasure was thrown to Osamu Dazai's feet, "Miscellaneous repair, if you dare to be rude to this king, you won't miss it next time."

Looking at the King of Heroes who is always entangled in the details of some strange places, Mr. Dazai feels a pain in the head, okay, okay, you are right.

He remembered that the young Shan in his impression was not like this!It even made people think that if their children look like him in the future, it is not impossible to consider having a bear child in the family.

Osamu Dazai really couldn't understand why someone would wear a simple khaki slacks with a solid color T-shirt and hang a symbol of local tyrants around his neck, that is a pure gold necklace with the thickness of a little finger.

"What about your sincerity, miscellaneous cultivator?"

"Huh? Can't those Akihabara selected game discs show my sincerity?"

Gilgamesh smiled and said nothing, but the king's treasure behind him was ready to go.

Mr. Dazai was heartbroken, why are young people so impetuous nowadays, he sighed and shook his head, and took out his weight, "You don't want to meet Enkidu?"