[Comprehensive] Mr. Dazai who can't die

"There is nothing to worry about. It is absolutely impossible for a person who even borrows his own strength from outside to defeat this king."

The blond king arrogantly concluded that the meeting was adjourned.

War is always cruel.

After the soldiers at the front fought bloody battles for a day and a night, good news came from the front line, and Uruk won a complete victory.The next most critical battle is the battle of life and death between the kings of the two countries.

Until he stood on the battlefield and watched the soldiers of the two countries fight each other with flesh and blood. During the battle, Enkidu was shocked by the mountain of corpses and blood in front of him, and subconsciously rejected the scarlet in front of him.

He subconsciously said in a questioning tone, "Jill, you obviously have the ability to stop all this."

Behind the death of every fresh life represents the breakup of an originally happy family.Enki didn't understand that even in the battle for the leader of the lion pride, the young and energetic lion always challenged the leader. Winner and loser will never hurt other members of the tribe.

Animals are still like this, but why the human king who pays attention to etiquette, righteousness and shame, obviously has the ability to avoid casualties, but still allows his subjects to fight hard, while the king sits back and enjoys the benefits, isn't this wrong?

Enki couldn't understand it. He stepped on the blood-stained ground like Asura's hell, full of confusion in his heart, "Such casualties can obviously be stopped."

As long as Jill is willing, with his and his own force, it is obvious that this war can be quelled without casualties.

Gilgamesh didn't have any grief on his face, and even the Central Plains who followed the two of them to the battlefield also had a calm expression. War, casualties, life and death, these things are exactly these things for flowers blooming in the dark. All the joys and sorrows are the nourishment he takes root in the rotten darkness.

"It is the duty of the soldiers to defend their hometown, their motherland, and the king. It is the duty of the king to bring them victory in the final decisive battle."

All people have their own obligations from birth, Gilgamesh asked in confusion, "My friend, what are you sad about?"

"They didn't have to die..."

"Do you think that the king who pays blindly to his subjects is the so-called sage?"

Gilgamesh felt somewhat disappointed because of this topic, but Enkidu was his friend after all, and he didn't want to quarrel too much with his friends on such trivial matters. When Enkidu was deep in thought, he was alone gone.

Except for the soldiers who kept bringing back the corpses of their comrades back and forth on the entire battlefield, only Zhongya Chuya and Enkidu, who was in a depressed state, were left.

Maybe it was brainwashed by Dazai's stand-up comic when he interpreted the conversation between the two after the decisive battle between Enkidu and Gilgamesh that day. It is obviously a difference between normal friends who have different opinions on the same thing. Nakahara However, Zhong Ye felt as if he was watching a quarrel between a loving couple who were inseparable.He was caught in the middle, although he had nothing to do, but he felt strangely as if he was in the bloody eight o'clock scene, inexplicably feeling like an affectionate male second.

One of them was his half-student, and the other was his immediate boss who quit after he broke up with Inanna.

No matter how Zhongyuan Zhongye formatted his mind, this kind of sense of sight that the boss and the boss's wife had quarreled and was seen by the employees would never go away.

And according to the routine of the eight o'clock file, at this time, after the male lead misunderstood the female lead because of trivial matters, he should sneak in, comfort the female lead, enlighten the female lead, and then send the female lead to the male lead's bed, and finally succeed. Retiring, traveling across the ocean, looking at the wedding post sent by the heroine and heroine, silently paying homage to her beautiful love that ended without a problem.

Looking at the depressed green-haired boy, Zhongyuan Zhong also scratched his hair rather irritatedly, ahhh, I'm so annoying.Shaking his head vigorously, he restrained the overly unrestrained thoughts in his mind.

Wait, when he was in the port mafia, he remembered that he went to the boss office several times and saw the scene where the boss made Alice sauce angry. How did the boss coax the angry Alice sauce back then.

He remembered, it seemed that the perverted lolicon promised to take Alice out, buy, buy, buy, and signed a series of unequal treaties in a humiliating and humiliating manner.

A flash of inspiration flashed in his mind, and Nakahara Chuya subconsciously said, "Well... Enkidu, let's go shopping for a while."

"what?"

The atmosphere was suddenly silent, and Zhongyuan Zhong also felt embarrassed that he had two words written all over his body. What did he just say? The sense of sight is here again.

She silently covered her face, but the words had already been spoken, and she could only bite the bullet.

"I said, let's go shopping for a while." He silently wrote a certain instigator in the small notebook that held vengeance in his heart. If it weren't for that damned mackerel god who got married like a god and distributed property before marriage, he would have Will it be like this!

"why?"

"Because..." How could Zhongyuan Zhong also know why? With a bit of despair, he pulled the young man who seemed a little dazed because of this kind of development, "Don't ask me too much." Alright, just follow me."

When he came to the main road, the warm and peaceful life on both sides of the road made Enkidu almost think that the mountain of corpses and sea of ​​blood he was in just now was just his illusion.

"Slap." A strong slap hit him on the back, "What are you doing standing there, just tell me what you want, and I'll buy it for you."

I remember that when I was still in Yokohama, Mr. Zhongyuan, one of the five cadres of the busy port mafia, would also play with his mobile phone and surf the Internet in his spare time.

He remembered that there was such a passage on the Internet for a while, that is, there is no unhappy thing that cannot be solved by buying, buying, and buying. If there is, then continue to buy, buy, buy!

Contrast this with the time when I happened to bump into Alice-chan and lost his temper for some reason, and then caught him like a strong man. With the gold card provided by the boss, he went home calmly after almost shopping all over the stores in Yokohama. .

Zhong Yuanzhong also felt that this sentence might not be unreasonable.As for the boy accidentally buying too much?

It doesn't matter, he thought that a certain rich and powerful king would not mind helping to adjust, and the couple's emotional problems, he reimbursed some public funds a little, didn't he?

"Sorry Chuya, I made you worry."

On this peaceful street, Enkidu's mood began to gradually calm down. He smiled and thanked the friends beside him.

"Calm down?"

"Hmm." Then the young man asked his friend in a slightly confused voice, "Chuya, do you think I did something wrong?"

Zhongyuan Zhong also has nothing to love, and his heart is a little broken, ah, why is this dead child still trying to make ends meet.

But he also knew that if this matter could not be resolved, it would be a problem between Enkidu and Gilgamesh.

However, Mr. Zhongyuan is really not very good at instructing people (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻.

The main reason why the Central Plains cadres frequently attend the major negotiation sites is to be able to play his greatest role - to overwhelm the opponent with absolute momentum, so that they cannot afford to resist.

To put it simply, it is to quietly be a town house beast on the side, and overwhelm the enemy with its momentum.

As for the fact that the other party survived this wave of fierce offensive and continued to sit at the negotiating table with a clear mind, it was time for a man who claimed to be a brain power to appear on the stage.

There is no negotiation that even one of the Central Plains can't win, if there is, then add another Osamu Dazai!

He really can't do the meticulous work of enlightening people.

"I think you are wrong about this."

As soon as the words were spoken, Zhongyuan Zhong saw that Enkidu, who had obviously improved his face just now, was once again hit by the overly straightforward words and became sluggish because of his words.

Oops, that's too categorical.

"No, I mean..." Nakahara tried to remedy that.

"No need Zhongye, you don't need to think about how to comfort me."

"Okay, then I'll just talk about Enkidu." Zhongyuan Zhong was also fed up with this weird atmosphere and decided to cut the mess quickly, "If you just give in, you will not get anything."

"why?"

"No reason, it's just a senior's experience of past experiences."

"I can't understand Chuya." Enkidu was like a child full of confusion about the future. He told his elders his doubts and troubles, "Gill told me that the mission of a soldier is to fight to protect the country, the people and the king. , but because of this so-called responsibility, they obviously have the strength to allow more people to survive."

"Then what do you want the king to do, intervene with absolute strength in the battles that belong to ordinary people?" Zhongyuan Zhong also turned to look at the green-haired boy, "In that case, do you think it is fair to the soldiers of the enemy country?"

Enkidu was taken aback, he obviously hadn't thought of this, "I was wrong."

The green-haired young man admitted his mistake generously, and heartily thanked the orange-haired young man who accompanied him to wander around despite his official duties piling up into a mountain, "Zhongye, thank you for being able to talk to you about this. Very happy."

Zhong Yuanzhong, who finally solved a big problem, also obviously relaxed, and often exhaled, "It's good that you can figure it out."

"Okay, it's getting late, I'm going back to deal with business first."

"Okay, see you again, Zhongyuan Mama~" Enkidu was in a surprisingly good mood after resolving a matter of his heart, and even had the energy to start joking with Zhongyuan Zhongye.

"What did you call me just now?" Zhongyuan Zhong also turned around with a smile, but his eyes were ferocious, and there was a tendency for Enkidu to get the Fa right on the spot if he gave a wrong answer.

"No, nothing, Chuya."

"Heh, don't learn from that mackerel with its head in the water." Zhongyuan Zhong also said earnestly, the future flower bone of the motherland cannot be misled by that hopeless aquatic creature. .

"Enen." Nodding with a smile, when he saw the orange-haired boy about to leave, he suddenly remembered something and called out quickly, "Wait, Zhongya."

"what?"

"If... um... I mean Mr. Dazai is an adult after all, and he's so clingy to you all day long..."

Zhong Yuan's face suddenly flushed red, "This, this, this... did you see it?"

Enkidu nodded silently, he had seen some shameless curly-haired man sneaking out of Zhongya's room more than once in the middle of the night!

"Ahhhh, I'm going to kill that bastard!" Didn't he agree to use his kung fu to avoid the 360° no-blind-angle camera in the office building when he skipped work?Why would the teenager see him and Dazai drinking together in the house in peace and harmony? !

"No, my friend, I mean people's hearts are in the belly."

"Ah? Even if I'm drunk, that guy can't beat me no matter what." After realizing that he had misunderstood, Nakahara was also a little embarrassed, scratching his head and explaining to his worried friend.

"It's not a matter of strength, Chuya." Enkidu felt that Chuya was such a good person, and if he was assigned to Dazai, it would be a violent act.

In order to avoid the reoccurrence of what he accidentally ran into in the tavern last time, he tried to arouse his friend's awareness of certain dangers, but with little success and a little collapse.

"You'd better not drink too much wine in front of Dazai." Enkidu thought for a while and felt that it was not convincing. Instead, he added hastily, as if trying to sow discord between the boy and his friends, " Isn’t it easy for Chuya to go crazy when he’s drunk? If Dazai blackmailed him into doing something irreparable when he was unconscious...it would be bad.”

It's like drunk sex, drunk sex, drunk sex.

Because of the fact that he cheated his friend last time, Enkidu was quite vague in the reminder in this regard, so Nakahara Chuya only thought that his ugly appearance after being drunk was seen by the boy last time, and he blushed a little, but in After realizing the meaning of the young man, he suddenly realized, "That bastard, I just said why he asked me out for a drink several times recently, so it was his idea!"

I'm afraid it wasn't the last time I saw him mistakenly thought that he had drank alcohol and was in a struggling state after bidding farewell to his status as a magician.

"That bastard, I'm going to settle accounts with him!"

Enkidu: ? ?Although I feel that there is something different from what he wants to express, but Chuya, you just listen to it.