[Comprehensive] Mr. Dazai who can't die

When Enkidu came to the royal city, the king, who had been bored in the palace, felt moved. Wearing golden armor, he came to the highest point of the temple, and watched the green-haired young lady's declaration of war condescendingly with his scarlet pupils. The haughty Gilgamesh raised his eyebrows, sizing up the green-haired boy who was too beautiful.

This... is Inanna's gift for him?

It has to be said that the young man in front of him is indeed very suitable for his taste.

But the king's mind cannot be left to others to guess.Even if that person is the goddess Inanna, Inanna's food is really ugly compared to Gilgamesh.

Inanna, who confuses men with her appearance, is simply ugly in the eyes of the absolutely rational Gilgamesh.Gilgamesh is a born king. From the moment he was born, he obtained two-thirds of his divinity from the mother goddess Ningsang. He is arrogant by nature, and even a god dares to kill him if he gets angry.

If it weren't for Inanna being the patron goddess of Uruk, just her various small actions recently would have been enough for the cruel king to pronounce the death penalty on her.

They looked at it with great interest until the haughty Wang and the green-haired boy met their eyes and stopped abruptly.

The fighting spirit on the blond king kept rising.

Without any temptation of words, at the moment when the four eyes met, something was instantly ignited. At that moment, the proud king realized the identity of the green-haired boy and recognized the opponent's strength as his opponent.

It's just the aura of the two destined enemies when they meet, and the strong sense of oppression for the surrounding guards, just watching from a distance makes people feel desperate.

And in the blink of an eye, Enkidu and Gilgamesh, the doomed enemies, attacked at the same time, and the grand epic began under the awe-inspiring eyes of the people of Uruk.

"Wow, I'm super lucky to catch up~" The sweet voice sounded in the dull environment, "Chuya, look, this position is really just right~"

He cheerfully waved to the orange-haired boy who was one step behind him, signaling him to come forward and watch the rare 'true' epic blockbuster with him.

Zhong Yuanzhong also had a dark face, "Hey, Dazai, you should have a separate occasion for playing tricks."

As a conscientious and responsible employee of the year, Nakahara Chuya started the battle with Gilgamesh and Enkidu as if no one was there, completely using the ordinary soldiers beside him as the background.

Zhongyuan, the only conscience in this play, Zhongye, as a respected temple priest, sighed, took out the spar prepared in advance, released the divine power to activate the enchantment of the royal city, and brought the innocent soldiers involved into the scope of protection .

The almost suffocated soldiers who were suppressed by the astonishing sense of oppression finally breathed fresh air again, and everyone's face was filled with a sense of gratitude for their survival after the catastrophe.

When the disparity in strength was so great, the soldiers who were just ordinary people didn't even have the courage to raise their heads and watch this fierce battle that was rare in a century.

Creeping on the ground piously, he was ashamed of the ridiculous idea that he thought he could kill the tyrant in the past, and in the face of this absolute strength, he couldn't even raise his sense of resistance.

Contrary to the respectful attitude of the soldiers kneeling on the ground, Osamu Dazai and Chuya Nakahara are too leisurely.

One of them is the endorsement of the goddess Ningsang, the mother of the earth, who walks in the world, and the other is the priest of the Central Plains who is favored by Inanna, the patron saint of Uruk.

This battle destined to be recorded in the historical records, compared with the bitter and unbearable words, if you don’t experience it yourself and live on the scene, you simply can’t feel the shock from the bottom of your heart.

One of them is a wedge thrown from the sky by the gods to consolidate the theocracy, and the other is a chain made by the gods to sanction the wedges that deviate from the track.

The two people who also possessed the strongest divine blood, from the moment they met, this battle was already doomed to be extraordinary.This has exceeded the limit that human beings can imagine, and has even stepped into the realm of gods.

Osamu Dazai watched the battle with great interest, and was slightly surprised by Enkidu's impulsiveness.

In just a few days of getting along, it is not difficult to find Enkidu's kindness to ordinary people.

He originally thought that Enki would invite Gil to a decisive battle in a relatively open place. After all, in this kind of public place, the combat effectiveness of the two belonged to the top battle in the world. Once a war started, it would easily hurt innocent people.

If it weren't for Zhong Ye to unfold the barrier in time, to be honest, with the fighting strength of these two people, the entire royal city might be annihilated.

So, should it be said that he is the sworn enemy of fate?As soon as he saw Gilgamesh, the child Xiao En seemed to have evaporated his rationality, his body was boiling with blood, and only the word 'battle' was left in his mind.

"Tch. Dazai, what dirty things are you thinking about again?" Nakahara Chuya was able to take a breath after confirming that there were no ordinary casualties in this battle. When he returned to the temple, he saw Dazai's terrifying The familiar troublesome smile.

The smile on the corner of Dazai Osamu's mouth froze slightly, and he cried, "Chuya, you are really too good! What kind of image do I have in your heart?"

"What kind of image do you have in my heart, don't you know?" It's a thousand-year-old fox, what kind of wolf with a big tail are you pretending to me?

"Chuya, what do you mean if you fight against one of them?" Osamu Dazai suddenly remembered his Holy Grail War that was forced to end halfway through, and his stomach ached a little when he thought of the king with the second disease, Quickly asked.

Central Plains Chuya:? ? ?

Although I can't understand why this man suddenly mentioned this question, as a passionate fighter, after seeing such a battle with the world's top combat power, this kind of vigorous fighting spirit made Zhongya's blue eyes rise. There was a strong fighting spirit.

After thinking about it carefully for a while, Zhongyuan Zhong also answered conservatively, "Maybe [-]-[-]."

I have to say that Gilgamesh's King's Treasury is really foul.As a melee fighter, Zhong Yuanzhong would probably have a hard time deciding whether to win or lose if he couldn't find a way to get close to the king.

After hearing this answer, Osamu Dazai felt choked up in his heart, and he was determined that if he was lucky enough to return to Fuyuki City again, before his golden thigh had been recharged to the account, he should obediently be a proud and awe-inspiring handsome man.

"Chuya promised me that no matter when and where, you must find me early, okay?"

"Then do you want me to keep a megaphone with me and be ready to send someone to help me find mackerel at any time?"

It was supposed to be ridiculing someone's whimsy, but Dazai Osamu was silent, blinked, he even thought it was good, and nodded repeatedly, "Chuya, I really can't see that you can have great wisdom with such a small body."

The difference from the Warring States Period is that there are not a few strange gods in this era. As long as he pays a little attention, he will definitely find a chain that can deepen the bond between the two. !

mdzz, Nakahara didn't really want to talk to this sudden psychosis, he turned around and started to watch this battle that had stepped into the realm of gods with pure appreciation.

The light in the dark blue pupils is getting brighter and brighter, I really want to fight with one of them.

The last battle with Enkidu was nothing compared to this one.

This battle has been fought from sunset to sunrise from the very beginning. Osamu Dazai, as an existence cheated by Gaia's consciousness, and Nakahara Chuya himself has completely left the scope of human beings. The two watched with relish, but the underlying The guards were just mortal bodies, and when the sun was in the middle, they were already crumbling and unable to support them.

Nakahara was also completely fascinated, and the bored Osamu Dazai, after harassing the dedicated Zhongya several times without responding, got up and moved a little, his body faintly numb, and signaled the exhausted soldiers to rest.

Ahhh, I always feel like a concubine who is neglected in Gongdou's novels, looking forward to the king's fortune.

Thinking about it this way, Mr. Dazai felt that he was really miserable, and he couldn't help crying tears of sympathy for himself.

The battle came to an end in the early morning of the second and third day.The two old enemies of equal strength stopped fighting one after another after being exhausted. This unparalleled battle ended in a draw. They stood in place, breathing slightly short of breath, and slowly adjusted their breathing.

Because of the hearty battle just now, Gilgamesh seldom smiled, took off his golden armor, and looked at the man who was equal to him, "This king recognizes you, you are worthy of being created by the god king!" , Tell me your name."

"Enkidu." Enkidu was also slightly excited, he was also immersed in the hearty battle that just ended, he probably could understand why Dazai praised the king so much.

Gilgamesh raised his lips, "Enkidu, you have the right to share the entire Uruk with this king. From today, half of my king's treasure will be shared with you."

The proud king casually announced, "From today onwards, your status in Uruk will be equal to this king's, and we will govern this country together!" For the first time, he thought from the bottom of his heart that that idiot Inanna finally did something. A good thing happened.

Enki was a little surprised, he always felt like a brave man who won a rich reward after challenging the devil.

He was stunned, and smiled, "I finally understand why Chuya and Dazai still believed in you so firmly when Manmin denounced Jill as a tyrant." As Dazai said, his understanding of kingship is too narrow, and the green-haired boy praised sincerely, "Jill, you are a born king."

As a weapon created to sanction unethical kings, in the process of being created, perhaps even the goddess Alulu and the god king Anu did not notice that they poured their hearts on Enkidu, who was still a blank sheet of paper. Too much information about the man named Gilgamesh.

Whether it is good or bad, they are all absorbed by the green-haired boy like a sponge.Intellectually, he felt that he should be on the opposite side of this blond king, but facing this man who had been filling his life ever since he had ideology, he recognized his strength, and expressed his sincere respect get close to him.

Gilgamesh was taken aback, on the one hand, he was happy with his friend's intimate name, but on the other hand, he didn't know what words to use to tell his friend who was not deeply involved in the world, the love and hatred between himself and Dazai.

Thousands of words can only be gathered into one sentence, "Oh." And in the depths of his heart, he quietly began to plan two or three strategies to isolate Dazai and his best friend. He really doesn't want his best friend to be blackened by Dazai's pollution source, okay?

Osamu Dazai, who was suddenly taken by the proud king as a virus protection, did not know about all this. He watched the war finally ended, yawned a little, stretched his waist, and heard that the bones seemed to be rusted. After making a clicking sound, he breathed a sigh of relief. Even if Gaia walked through the back door and stuffed him into the X-shaped Moon World, his lack of physical skills would be too much for him.

Mr. Dazai, who is proficient in lip language, began to broadcast live for his little man.

"Gilgamesh proposed to Xiao En. He had already divided their common property and promised him half of his own small treasury. Then Enkidu agreed, and the prince and princess lived a happy life ever since. Osamu Dazai said in a slightly envious tone, "That's great, getting rich overnight or something." He also wanted to just rely on his face to eat quietly.

Osamu Dazai turned his head and asked with bright eyes, "Chuya, when can we be like them..."

The more he listened, the more uncomfortable Zhong Yuan Zhong also couldn't bear to wave a certain idiot away with his palm, and rubbed it against the ground, "I really believe your evil."

Xiaoxiao yawned, and ignored the failure of concealed confession again. The unlovable mackerel, even the one who is physically strong and finally appointed as a cadre, after three days and three nights of continuous cultivation of immortals, will still have a kind of kidney. Overdrawn powerlessness ah.

Osamu Dazai, who stayed in the same place, showed a tired and helpless smile, hey, hey, look at the best friends of the century who have just successfully matched up next door, and they are already discussing going to see their parents.

And what about him?

It's really worth throwing away when comparing goods, and people are more popular than others (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻.

But... so what if the little dwarf disagrees?Little Slug has backups of all bank card passwords, villa keys, wine cellar keys and even luxury car keys in an underground garage.

Mr. Dazai, who was heartbroken (beeps), made a comparison, and the sense of loss in his heart was finally a little better.

These days, the mountains are falling and the mountains are falling, and everyone needs to cross, or you have to do it yourself to get enough clothes and food.