[Comprehensive] Mr. Dazai who can't die

The useless Honmaru meeting started very nonsense and silently, nothing was discussed, and it was over.

Of course, all of this has no effect on Osamu Dazai. He still eats and drinks every day, and seeks a refreshing suicide if he has nothing to do. There is basically no difference.

Unless it is really inseparable from human hands, even Dazai Toto will not gamble.

Anyway, when I first accepted this question Honmaru, although I didn't understand the situation, but when it was time to play tricks, of course I did it mercilessly. If I was not careful, the government staff in charge of receiving him signed a series of unequal treaties.

Even the government of time cannot guarantee whether the newly forged sword boy will be assimilated and fall together.So... Gambling with knives?

nonexistent.

After the fifth invitation to California Qingguang to perform the knife and swallow jade steel failed, the son of Heyuan successfully ran away.

To be reasonable, even if they are refined from jade steel and charcoal, it doesn't mean that they will eat this kind of thing on weekdays, okay?

Lord God Judge, please put away the disappointment in your eyes, please!

"But didn't Qingguang want to become cuter?" He was very wronged, "According to the composition and structure, Yugang is cuter, isn't it? Isn't there a saying in China called complementing the shape with the shape?"

The more I said it, the more I felt that what I said made sense, so I couldn't help but nodded.

"That's it..." In fact, if you think about it carefully, it still makes sense, but, Yugang...California Qingguang glanced at the hard-looking small round pill in the hands of the examiner, and couldn't help it with his tongue. It's as big as his small white teeth...

Probably if he really ate it, he would be the first knife man among the sword men who broke his knife because of swallowing jade steel.

Please allow him to solemnly refuse this method of death.

"California, you..." Also in the Shinsengumi, Okita Souji's sword-loving Yamato Mamoruan looked at the little friend who started to think seriously about the possibility of eating jade steel and being cute, and I really felt a little bit towards him Desperate IQ.

Couldn't it be that in those years, Honmaru was poor, and the Sanmu nail polish he painted made him stupid.He looked at his partner affectionately, opened his mouth, and looked at the interrogator who had been smiling half-smile, but he still didn't say anything.

"I'm sorry." Then, he simply and neatly dragged his little mentally handicapped away.

One more thing, this faux pas was addressed to Dazai, and violent suppression is an effective measure to deal with mentally retarded babies.

Watching the two of them drifting away, Dazai pikapika is shining brightly, making a look into the distance with his hand, this is really a great discovery.

But... Sure enough, the next time you molested a child, it really wasn't suitable in front of parents.Dazai thought nonchalantly.

only……

Here comes the problem, after Honmaru's silly Baitian was taken away by his parents... The troublemaker Crane is on an expedition play today, Honmaru... It seems that there is no one who can have fun together.

Hasebe-kun forbade him from getting close to ponds and other places where the water depth exceeds [-] centimeters because he had a fever and a cold because of his failed suicide attempt.

Life is really lonely as snow.

That's what I said, but Dazai, who has been playing dead and has never been surpassed, unconsciously went to Awataguchi's house, why the only way to relieve his worries is to stroke the cat.

It’s not that he’s boasting. The fur of Tuijiang’s five big white cats (tigers) is so shiny. Although they are small in size, they have amazing bite force, strong muscles, and graceful lines... Except that the fur color is a little bit wrong, for example, it would be better if it was a little brighter.

other!It is simply impossible to make the cat want to control it more.

Humming an out-of-key suicide song, he deftly turned left and stepped right over a step to the house.

"Tui Jiang~" I came to play with you~

Swish to open the door, and after seeing the scenery inside, blinking those charming peach eyes, originally lifeless like an otaku who has stayed up for several nights, through this door, I saw the goddess who lives in Two-dimensional In the same way, the whole person came alive.

Ranto Shiro, who was quietly waiting for his brother in the room, was already dazed.

Because it is a rare random blade among short knives, the random character design is also different. It looks like a girl, with long golden hair, blue eyes, and a cute voice, as long as you don't lift the skirt... …

The male rabbit's feet are fluttering, the female rabbit's eyes are blurred, two rabbits walk side by side, how can you tell if I am male or female?

However, what did the former judge say?

"Pervert, a boy is actually wearing a skirt? Then how did you repel the time-traveling army on the battlefield? By opening your thighs?"

Ranto Shiro was seriously injured by too many vicious words, as if he was a hopeless villain, so the original cheerful personality gradually became dark, and after the judge failed to gamble again, the atrocities began.

It is easier for a weak female to be bullied by her appearance, and it is easier to satisfy the dark, corrupt and dirty heart of her predecessor.

When Yiqi Yizhen found out, he was no longer willing to leave his room, and he refused to communicate with anyone except his own brother.

Then, the door that gave him a sense of security was pulled open by an outsider at that moment.

The strange man walked towards him against the light, and he couldn't help shaking at first, and instinctively began to resist the stranger's approach, like a little beast driven to a dead end.

Tuijiang, Brother Yaoyan, anyone in the first phase is welcome, come and have someone.

However, he didn't dare to back down. Even if the brothers didn't say anything, he knew that he had already tried his best to stay in the house quietly like this without going on an expedition, without going to the battlefield.

No... I can't trouble everyone anymore.

But... really, really, really, really scary.

If this scene is put into the present world, every minute it will be a man breaking into a woman's boudoir alone in the middle of the night, wanting to do something wrong, whether this is the loss of human nature or the loss of morality.

Lively social headlines.

He was so nervous and confused that he even felt that he was delusional. When did the interrogator walk up to him?

Before he could react, he was grabbed by someone, "Hey, is this beautiful lady willing to die in love with me?"

Ranto Shiro: ...he doesn't understand this development.

Osamu Dazai, male, his latest hobby is to die in love with a beautiful young lady.

However... as we all know, there is not a single male in this pill.

Ranto Shiro, a male, because of the rare Ranbana, came in the present world as a woman, except for his distorted personality due to the former god judge, he is a veritable lady in women's clothing.

"Master God Judge, what are you doing!"

Yaken Fujishiro, Shotasei, Datai aura, nicknamed Mr. Yakuken by people from all corners of the country, when he learned that the judge was going this way, he had a vague premonition, and as soon as he entered the house, he immediately Seeing this scene of a bad boy bullying a young boy...

I can't bear it if I'm an older brother.