[Comprehensive] Mr. Dazai who can't die

Everyone knows that the Central Plains cadre of the port mafia is addicted to alcohol. He is an out-and-out collector of fine wine, and he is also a good person to meet in a bar for a drink after get off work.

Please note here that the focus of the previous paragraph is 'a cup'.

Among the high-level port mafia, there is a secret that is not a secret, that is, the Central Plains cadre who seems to be a very good drinker, after so many years of training, his drinking capacity has only increased from half a glass to one glass.

So how about the drunken Central Plains cadres?

On this point, Mr. Hirotsu, the centurion leader of the 'Black Lizard' who belongs to the martial arts organization, has the most right to speak as a senior drinking buddy of Zhongya Chuya for many years.Every experienced alcoholic has a common problem, that is, they always have the illusion that they are not drunk and can have another drink.

Even the very powerful and reliable Central Plains cadres on weekdays are no exception when faced with the few hobbies.

It is gratifying that the cadres in the Central Plains will not make a lot of noise like those ordinary drunk lunatics when they are drunk. Usually, they just fall asleep quietly and fall asleep very comfortably.

But... there is another behavior that is not uncommon.Because of his superpowers, and because he was being played around by Dazai cadres all the time during the day, the excessive pressure was catalyzed by a glass of whiskey, and vented out.

This situation not only did not subside with the defection of Dazai cadres, but intensified.

He'll pull you on and on and on about the same bad things about a certain defected mackerel, and he has to force you to scold with him!

In the face of the strongest force of drunkenness, it can only be said to bow to the dark forces.

Osamu Dazai once met Mr. Hirotsu after the war with the organization, and heard the old man tell the matter as a joke to the very heartless former cadre.

To tell the truth, all these years have passed, and because of the little man's vigilance, he has never drank more than a glass of wine in front of some malicious mackerel.

Osamu Dazai only heard that the wine quality of the Central Plains cadres was not good, but he didn't have a definite concept.

The tavern is most famous for its fine wine, which is said to have been inherited from Dionysus, the god of wine.

And in terms of taste, compared to the spiciness of whiskey, the wine in the tavern seems to have a little alcohol taste. It can't even be called wine, at best it is a grape drink.

When Osamu Dazai walked into the hotel, there were several empty wine barrels piled up beside Chuya Nakahara's table.

Osamu Dazai bypassed the staggering men in front of the tavern, and walked straight to the innermost place where Chuya Nakahara was. Not surprisingly, he saw several empty wine barrels lying on the ground.

And Zhongyuan Zhong, who rarely moved back [-]% of this low-alcohol wine, was already drinking happily, and was clamoring for the boss to bring out another barrel of wine.

As an enemy who can think of the next hundred steps after taking one step, Osamu Dazai is different from the heartless Zhong. When he came to this town, he had already found out that the temple in this small town is dedicated to God of wine Dionysus.

Legend has it that even Dionysus would fall intoxicated by the aroma of the wine made by the town's inhabitants.That said, the small town's wines have a reputation for being full-bodied and full-bodied.

As for Chuya, who is very bad at drinking, he has already solved it in a short period of time... He roughly scanned the scattered wooden barrels around with his eyes, this is really amazing. My Chuya~

There is no Mr. Guangjin who cares about the health of his younger generation here, but only a wolf with a big tail in pure white sheep's clothing. The orange-haired boy continued to drink cup after cup.

"Guest, what do you need?" The hotel owner asked enthusiastically after delivering the latest barrel of wine to the boy with orange hair.

"Bring me a brandy with dish soap, please."

"Dishwashing liquid?" The hotel owner asked in confusion.

"Oops, I forgot, there's no dish soap yet."

He said regrettable words without sincerity, "Then the boss will give you a cup of white water mixed with dish soap~"

Hotel owner: ... I'm afraid he encountered hostile forces and came to kick the hotel.

Nakahara Chuya, who heard the noise from here, finally moved his eyes away from the brightly colored wine, and laughed heartily, "Haha, Dazai, you must be a fool!"

When he committed suicide, he jumped into a lot of rivers. I'm afraid the water got into his head.

Zhong Yuan, who was laughing heartily, finally got drunk at this moment.

There was an unnatural flush on the fair and delicate face, and the blue eyes praised by Osamu Dazai as comparable to the sea. At this moment, the fog was also hazy, and the blue gem seemed to be covered with a veil.As Nakahara Chuya approached with slightly staggering footsteps, Osamu Dazai could even clearly smell the fragrance of wine stained on his body.

And the tide of the sea that hits us.

Like rolling waves, with an intoxicating fruity fragrance, it wants to drown the man in front of him.At this time, Zhong is like slowly opening his hardest shell, revealing the soft inside to reveal the clam pearl.Faced with this unprecedented beauty, Osamu Dazai's kite-colored eyes were full of troubles.

"Hey, Dazai, why... um... can't see clearly." Nakahara Chuya, who was very annoyed at how his unreliable partner suddenly became crooked and kept shaking, slapped him on the shoulder , wanting to fix the man.

However, because of the sudden movement and the rapid flow of blood, Nakahara Zhongya's dizzy head became even more dizzy, and even because of his top-heavy drunkenness, this young and strongest physical master, he was in a certain place. Under the malicious action of the man, he was tripped by someone unsuspecting, and fell straight into the arms of a wolf with a big tail.

Dazai, big-tailed wolf. He was cured cheaply and acted obediently, hugging a certain dwarf who threw himself into his arms, and said in a very helpless tone, "Oh, how old are you, and you still like to act like a spoiled child so much."

This sentence was like turning on some kind of switch in him, and Nakahara Chuya exploded, waving his fist, struggling to give a face-breaking punch to a man who didn't know what to do, "You're just acting like a baby , your whole family is acting like a spoiled child!"

"Chuya Mama, have you forgotten, my whole family includes you~" The two of them were dressed very coolly, but because of a certain little dwarf who didn't know what to do, Dazai Osamu's originally gorgeous voice slowly changed Low and hoarse, "Chuya, if you move around again, I don't know if any accident will happen."

After Zhongyuan Zhong also felt the heat between his buttocks, the imminent crisis made him struggle to wake up from his drunken state.

Osamu Dazai, who had been aware of it for a long time, drank the scarlet wine left on the table in one gulp, and then in the surprised blue sea, kissed the soft mouth that was chattering nonsense all the time, and slowly put it in his mouth. The wine passed by, and the greedy alcoholic resisted vigorously at the beginning, then was satisfied after the wine entered his throat, and finally even boldly stuck his tongue into the man's soft and warm mouth, and began to speak in a disorderly manner. To plunder every drop of delicacy in a man's mouth.

Surprised by this unexpected move, after reacting, Osamu Dazai immediately turned his back on the guest, luring Mr. Nakahara, who was especially unrestrained after drunk, to dance with him with the tip of his tongue.

Seeing that the two of them were about to stage a tertiary movie in front of the public, the fat hotel owner coughed lightly, "Guest, if you and your partner can't wait, there is a hotel above this tavern. "

There is a bunch of keys hooked on fat fingers, "Look..."

Osamu Dazai, who still wanted to finish the kiss, looked at the delicious bunch of keys in the hotel owner's hand while looking at the already limp delicious food.

You said, did he eat the fat that has reached his mouth?Or eat it?Is it better to eat?

Cheerful hugged the limp Nakaya, smiled and took the key from the hotel owner's hand, "Boss, you really understand~" Repairing the hotel on the upper floor of the hotel is really a good job!

Of course, it’s bullshit not to take advantage of the advantages, and besides, who made Zhong Ye so unaware of precautions, to show such a cute expression in front of him┑(￣Д￣)┍.