[Comprehensive] Mr. Dazai who can't die

Under the gaze of Wei Bo Heshan, the old driver Qiu Mingshan gave up driving the tiger, and chose to sit cross-legged at the front, sullenly, full of unhappiness all over his body.

Weber Velvet: Are you a brat who is only three years old?Lose your temper if something doesn't suit you!Who the hell spoiled the brat? (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻, parents please claim it.

He completely ignored that if he wanted to really spoil a child, he would work hard and be enslaved for the sake of the heroic spirit he just met. He, who has learned a new knowledge system, is also one of the powerful pampering children.

Behind every unreliable heroic spirit, there must be a master who is as worried as an old lady.

It seems that behind every aunt who is out of tune, there will be a group of bear parents who dote on her aunt.

In a sense, the unconscious Mr. Dazai...was really raised by rich people.

Thanks to the reliable little angel of the five tigers retreating, because he was worried that his aunt and the young man who looked weak at first glance would be sick by the cold wind at night, and he was very considerate to support a small enchantment around the big tiger.

It's that sweet!

Compared with his very unreliable Rider, young Weber silently swallowed a handful of blood and tears.

If I say too much, I will cry.

Fortunately, the five tigers retreated reliably, so that even though the restart was delayed for a long time, but... when Osamu Dazai and the others arrived at the bridge that had been scouted by the little angel early in the morning, it was in an excellent location.

Just in time for the opening of the big show.

Taking advantage of the darkness, as a dagger with MAX nighttime mobility, the Five Tigers retreated into the air after delivering the two of them safely to their destination, guarding the surroundings casually.

Dazai Osamu stood bouncingly on the edge of the red fence of the bridge, with his right hand resting on the forehead, looking into the distance with eyesight beyond the limits of human beings...

emmm... Do all the duels between you knights start with a commercial brawl?

Wei Bo, who was standing on the edge of the bridge tremblingly, grabbed the fence tightly, "Rider, what were you talking about just now?"

Weber, who is just a technical geek, tried his best to imitate his own Servant to look into the distance. Except for the darkness, there was a cloud of black mist, and he couldn't see anything clearly.

Then... blown by a sudden river wind...

QAQ~ He wants to go back to the warm and comfortable hotel and continue to stay at home until the end of time.

Lifting the Master who was kneeling on the bridge pole almost five-body up, he kindly straightened him up, "Young man, stand up for me!"

Weber Velvet: I am also very desperate.

To a certain extent, Dazai, who is very childish, is actually full of joy when he sees the scared little face of his master, so...

After making sure that it will not be in any danger, just let it go, children, how can they grow without going through some wind and rain.

then……

History is always surprisingly similar. When he realized that Lancer decided to win with one move, Dazai finally discovered the problem that he had ignored all along.

"Young man, get ready, we're leaving!"

"Alas?" Weber looked at Osamu Dazai who got up suddenly, and was a bit puzzled as to why he was about to leave suddenly. "Aren't we just sitting back and reaping the benefits?"

The young man was very puzzled. Since the two sides are about to produce a winner, no matter how they think about it at this time, sitting on the sidelines and eating melons quietly is the best solution to maximize the benefits.

Didn't you agree that you would take me with me, with my useless magical power, to a Holy Grail War where I would eat melons quietly and wait to win?

"Young man." Osamu Dazai lowered his voice, looked at the bewildered Weber, stood on the highest point of the bridge, looked down at the entire Fuyuki City, and said with an unprecedented enthusiasm, "Young man, look! With the magic power of the Holy Grail , Countless heroes from different eras can gather together in one dynasty, and everyone can fight and learn from each other to their heart's content!"

His eyes glowed, and he began to dance with excitement, as if at this moment, he was on a singing stage where everyone was watching, as if he was performing the most outstanding drama. Lips, "Especially that charming Scottish girl with her hard-working and heroic demeanor, never giving up at any time..." The tone was high and high, like a wandering wandering poet, singing to the goddess of beauty , "Like the everlasting bright pearl in the dark night, she is so dazzling..."

Weber: Huh?she?For some reason, Weber had an ominous premonition.

So... At this moment, after seeing his own Rider descending from the sky majesticly riding a big tiger and forcefully interrupting the battle, he first said grandiose words and organized the continuation of the vicious fight.

Then... when things developed and Rider affectionately began to face the girl whom he praised as the pearl in the night, Weber's face did not change.

After hearing the familiar... "I don't know this unknown and beautiful Miss Heroic Spirit, would you like to die in love with me before the Holy Grail War begins?"

There was no fluctuation in Weber's heart, and he even faintly wanted to laugh.

Arturia Pendragon, who is honored as the King of Knights, was a little confused.

She couldn't quite understand why the man in front of her, after forcefully interrupting the duel between her and Lancer, would suddenly say such a thing when she was fully on guard?

Has she been out of touch as king and subjects for too long?Why she can't quite understand why this situation happened now.

But, "Rider, thank you for your kindness, but please allow me to solemnly refuse."

The haughty King of Knights categorically rejected the show of love for this unknown Heroic Spirit.

Saber said: No date, uncle, we don't have a date.

The corners of Dazai Osamu's smiling lips were stiff, and he looked hopefully at the master who was suspected of Saber, the delicate-looking android Irisviel who looked like an SD doll, "Then, this beautiful lady, would you like to come with me?" Martyrdom?"

Not far away, Emiya Kiritsugu who has been holding a wooden warehouse on standby: ... Hehe, I suddenly feel that the wind tonight is carrying the smell of forgiveness.

Irisviel, although she didn't know why the flames of war had suddenly shifted to her, but this did not hinder her image as a goddess, she smiled gently, revealing the ring that swore sovereignty. , Silently refused.

"Ah...youth..." Dazai put his hand on his heart, turned his head to look at Master, who had a loveless expression on his face, and was rejected by two beauties one after another at the same time. He was as nervous as he was, and at this moment he was also suffering. Blow, "I feel like I've fallen out of love."

"Oh."

Alas, the little cutie who blushed when he teased her was gone with the wind and could never be found again.

but……

Next...

Weber Velvet found himself in a big crisis.

Lancer's master is Professor Kenneth! ! !

The young man who was ridiculed by the professor was weak, and even if he got the holy relic, he couldn't summon the great hero king...

Like a wild flower crumbling in the wind and rain.

Seeing the boy who was about to burst into tears, Dazai scratched his head a little annoyed, he is the worst at coaxing people.

"Hey, that Master who didn't want to show up, it's very hurtful for you to say that." The map was fired.

The last one who laughed at Osamu Dazai in Double Hei is a guy with a handsome face who lives on his face, but now the grass on the grave is one meter high, okay?

Even now...he is still a little boy who relies on his face for food.

The Lord humiliates the minister to death.

The little knives who have been silently responsible for the guard work in the dark, because of Professor Kenneth's map gun, their eyes are red with anger.

To a certain extent, Da Zai, who was quite protective, and the little knives who dispersed silently, preparing to find the source of the sound...

As long as you give an order, you can rush up in minutes and come to the scene of the crime.

But... "Rider, forget it." This is Waver's trembling but unwavering voice, "This has nothing to do with you." And... what the professor said is not unreasonable. The more you understand the Holy Grail War, the more you will understand. The more I can understand the cruelty of this battle...

Every participating magician came with the determination of Bi Sheng, compared with him, he seemed too childish.

If it wasn't for being protected by Dazai, a heroic spirit who is said to have gone through the back door, he might not survive the beginning, and he could directly announce the gameover.

And it's not yet the time to reveal the Noble Phantasm.

It was the first time that Dazai three-year-old Zhizhi was rejected when he wanted to stand up for a person, but... this kind of thing, since the person concerned said he didn't care, he didn't seem to have any position to do anything more .

Ahhh... This kind of aggrieved feeling is really indescribable.

Then, let's focus on the street lamp king over there and beat him up.

Shining innocently lying on the gun: Huh?Miscellaneous repair, you are very brave.