[Comprehensive] Mr. Dazai who can't die

I have to say that even looking at the cute long-legged Zhengtai short swords, they are all old people who have existed for hundreds of years. After the washing of time, their attitude towards new things is quite high.

After all, it is an unreasonable existence for them to be born as Fusangshen from the sword, so what right do they have to laugh at other unreasonable things?Once you admit the supernatural ability or something, it's not a problem at all to accept it.

Just like an old saying in this world, life is like rape, since you don't resist, you might as well lie down and enjoy it.

Therefore, according to the attitude of the god judges towards all the swordsmen present yesterday, all the dead friends are not dead, but they are all gangsters of black sects, after unanimous consultation.

It's decided, it's you, Qing Guangqiu.As the initial sword, shouldn't it be natural for the valet of the God Judge to introduce the basic situation of Honmaru?

Honmaru knife man is black when cut open.

"So why is it me!" Kami Kiyomitsu was very irritable, and couldn't help complaining to his little friend Yamato Moran, "No matter how you look at it, it must be the five tigers of the Awataguchi family who won the heart of that adult."

And don't think he doesn't know, Qing Guangqiu and so on, isn't it the appearance of Pixiu, the pet x elf! !

He dared to use his fully polarized detection ability as a guarantee. In the end, that strange bandaged maniac picked up a white tiger and frowned at the end, and didn't let go at all, he almost drool on his baby. It's on the tiger!

"Eh..." Yamato Shou'an hesitated a little, whether to tell the truth, after all, the truth was too shocking.But looking at a picture of you all bullying the baby, the baby is wronged, but the baby doesn't say what he looks like, the little friend couldn't hold back in the end, "Because Qingguang, you failed when you met with the first-stage adults, Qingguang."

#Real man should meet in the field of hands#

After all, no matter how calm this Honmaru looks on the surface, it still cannot conceal its essence as a dark Honmaru.

Because the former god judge could be said to be a dead house with nothing to do before his qualifications were discovered by the government of the time.The extreme conceit and the same extreme low self-esteem are talking about that person.

In order to make a big splash at the God Trial Conference, he could devote all his resources to the forging room without sleep, just to get the so-called European knife.

Regardless of Honmaru's daily needs, these common knives that are extremely rubbish to him, the possible consequences of not having the right knives and wearing them naked...is not important.

Anyway, this kind of thing, no matter what, will never be scarce.

The serious injury could not be treated, and he could only watch his companion dying in the lounge, waiting for the knife to be released soon.

After all, with such a serious injury, it would consume too much spiritual power to get it in hand, so it would be better to cut it directly with a knife.

However, after getting the most beautiful knife in the world that he had dreamed of, he would get along day and night. In this isolated Honmaru, the self-abased and conceited judge was completely distorted.

The outstanding looks of the swordsmen are obviously one of the best romantic figures on the outside, but they have to rely on the useless otaku who obey orders, and this is the source of all tragedies.After all, their god judge is such a sad and pitiful person.

In the later development, killing the master became their only choice.

Without the support of spiritual power, they have slowly begun to degenerate internally, and they have long been unable to go to the battlefield. If they are not careful, they may be assimilated by the retroactive army of time.

What's even more sad is that they were born as Token Fusangshen, and they still yearn for battle and blood deep in their hearts.

So in order to calm down the tyranny in the body, the palm field has become a good place to vent.No matter how badly he was injured inside, because of the special barriers of his hands and field, after he came out he was a lively hero again.

So, gradually this Honmaru began to practice being able to do it and never push it too much.A real man in Kyushu should see his kung fu!

By the way, even if you don't mention the big brother of the Awataguchi family, Taidao, just a row of polarized short swords will teach you to be a man again every minute, Kiyomitsuka.

If you think about it this way, in fact, the character of the first phase of the palace can't be better, after all, let the polarized short knife meet with the knife fighters in the early 40s...

However, even if you are almost faced with a short sword master who will teach you how to be a man, you are tenacious or fight with a sword, California Kiyomitsu, as a love sword who charged with Okita Souji, looking at the delicate boy, it is actually over a hundred, but there are still many things, It's not that you can say that you can see through because of your age.

"Ah, what are you doing, Master God Judge!"

In Kiyomitsu, California, Shinsengumi Okita Souji Aito, in the tenth year of Honmaru's birth, looking at the man who hanged himself in front of him, once again recalled the fear of being controlled by the gods in those years.

"Mr. California~ If you—you've shouted enough—" Osamu Dazai's voice dragged out uncontrollably due to lack of breath, and he said with great difficulty, "I think——I probably won't die, please..." Let me go Come down for a while.

Before he could say anything, he was already frightened by the knife, and Mr. Okita's favorite sword rushed to save him, "So, since you are afraid of death, why did you hang yourself here early in the morning!"

The biting in the early morning scared the knife to death, it was almost like a heart attack, okay?Wiping the cold sweat from his forehead, fortunately, California Qingguang is also a man who has experienced wind and rain. In this case, he still remembers his task today, and took the man to the front hall for dinner without complaint.

Osamu Dazai, who had attempted suicide by hanging himself, heard this, and couldn't help but start making trouble again, "No, Mr. California, I didn't commit suicide early in the morning~ To be precise, I hanged myself there for most of the night."

"what??"

I don't read much, so don't donate to me.When did humans evolve to this point.Then you are great, do you want to stand shoulder to shoulder with the sun?

Speaking of this, Osamu Dazai couldn't help feeling very wronged, "Let me tell you, Kiyomitsu, the moonlight last night was really super beautiful, and it couldn't be better to die in such a beautiful moon scene. But, you can't die anyway. drop..."

He was supposed to suffocate to death due to lack of oxygen, but like a curse, he fell into darkness and woke up again, which can be said to go round and round throughout the night.

California Qingguang: "..." I really don't understand the hobbies of your god judges, and why is it Qingguang the next moment when you were still the King of California one second ago!Are you really unfamiliar?

"Anyway, you should be hungry after tossing all night, let's have breakfast first." Trying to divert the topic from this dangerous place.

Don’t think that the detection ability of Da Dao is low, if he didn’t interrupt this dangerous topic, you definitely want to discuss the 23 moments of suffocation and death with him, right?

Oh, looking at it this way, it doesn't look like those so-called dark sword men at all. The lethality is not as good as a certain alive and kicking slug at all.Dazai thought casually as he followed behind the distraught Mr. Dao.

If the slug was there, he was sure that the little dwarf would definitely not mind shooting him two more times, and strive to send him back to Santuchuan as soon as possible.

"Hey, Mr. California, do you know? When a person hangs himself, he feels difficulty in breathing, his head is dizzy, and at the same time, due to lack of oxygen, the cells are highly contracted, and then he gets a kind of instant pleasure of suffocation~ "Blinking the open eye, "This is a little common sense, you can try it after clearing the light."

"Ghosts will want to know this kind of common sense (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻!" Sure enough, it's still killing the master, garbage.

"Ah, are you angry? You can't kill me with a knife." He said frivolous words that made people jump.

When Qingguang, California was on the verge of collapse, thankfully saw the dawn, and finally reached the front hall.

He pushed the person in sloppily, as mercilessly as if he was throwing garbage, "Go in and eat first."

As expected, it is better to kill humans with one blow.